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Last night, while making an appearance at one of the Balls Ass Super Bowl parties Arthur Kade stopped by, I ran into a Philly 9.3 (Very sophisticated and mature smokin’ hot girl with great legs, amazing tits, a very “Attorneyish” hot sexuality like she will run a meeting in a boardroom one minute, and then be riding you on her desk the next, and ridic striking eyes that pierce right through you when you talk to her) who I had hooked up with a couple times in the summer (And actually was kind of fascinated by), and the whole night as trying to figure out how to get a minute to talk to because of how she had blown me off telling me, ‘I could never take you seriously. Even though I think you’re awesome, adorable, and hot, what would I tell my mom you do when I brought you home?”, and I answered at the time, “That mom comment just really bugged me out because who even thinks that far ahead, and even if it did get there, you could say, “”Meet Arthur Kade. He is the most famous actor and author in the world (Although she would probably know already and pass out upon meeting me)”"”. I finally waited until almost everyone left, and then made her grab a drink with me, and asked her, “Why are you an asshole every time you see me?”, and after much discussion where she told me she thought I was awesome and hot, she said, ‘I could never date you because of what and who you are” (Although I am not a big fan of dating and was really just looking to add a new thouroughbred to The Brand’s rotation, because with Arthur Kade about to become the biggest star in the world, how can I really have a girlfriend now unless she is into threesomes and orgies and will allow me to experiment with and without her while I live in KA or NYC), and this got me thinking back to another convo I had with another girl I was recently hooking up with who described a date she was going on as “Perfect On Paper” (This is hot girl lingo for a guy who has a great “Life Resume” where he is a professional from a great school with a good family, bright future, and ultra boring persona), and I laughed and said, “Booooring!!!!”, and as predicted by the end of the night she went home with me and ditched him. I told her, “I am not perfect on paper, but I am exciting, fun, the social center of the universe, have made and spent more money than all of those guys can dream, got into Ivy League schools and couldn’t go and still was more successful in business, slept and partied with hotter and more famous girls from around the world than they can ever imagine, and was more street smart than all of them combined. None of those guys could ever have created the Empire Of Media that Arthur Kade is, and I did it with a diploma from Temple University. I used to be “”Perfect On Paper”", and am now just a whole lot more Perfect”.

It’s amazing to The Brand that girls all look for that guy they can bring home to Mommy who is “Perfect On Paper”, but in the end, the guy that they really want, and will give them more amazing sex, a cooler and more fun life, and if they play their cards right, they eventually settle a star like Arthur Kade down and realize that “Perfect On Paper” means “I am banging the Pool Boy, and love that my loser husband just bought me a new Bentley and The Brand is coming over to rock my world now. Upon talking with The Entourage last night, here is the “Kade Style” version of “Perfect On Paper” when it come to hot girls:

1)5′6″ or Higher- I cannot stand when a hot girl is under 5′6″ because although this can be great for easier access in tight situations for amazing Oral Sex (On a Plane for instance), I fell like I am hooking up with Snookie from Jersey Shore and it makes me fell like I am enjoying something less than a model which would be so “Un-Kade-Like”.

2) Blue or Green Eyes-Arthur Kade has always been a sucker for Blondes with Striking Blue Eyes, and light colored eyes are like the biggest aphrodisiac for Arthur Kade. Even though I do not really have a specific type of girl I like to sleep with, if you were to put a graph or chart together and map out my record number of conquests by hair and eye color, chances are blonde and blue eye would be at the top. I was recently hooking up with a girl who has the most beautiful blue eyes, and it made me ultra horny every time I would see them.

3) Long Legs-I was telling a girl last night, “I love girls who no matter what their height, have long and “Statuesque” legs because I am a big dress guy, and when I am at a Black Tie event, and meet a girl that I want to “Kade” in the bathroom, the vision The Brand has is seeing her beautiful legs, and just being able to lift up her dress for 5 minutes of unadulterated “Party Passion” (This is where you have sex with a girl in a bathroom, closet, or car during an event or party, but because you don’t want it to be obvious, you have to knock it out in 5 minutes or under so you work quick, and focus on a hard and fast pumping style, and then walk back into the Gen Pop crowd totally disheveled and out of it and make them jealous).

4) Large “B”-Mid “D” Cups-I know guys who when it comes to breasts, love the “Bigger the Better” approach to where it becomes an obsession with how big can you make them, but although I do love a beautiful and firm size in breast, I am not one of those guys. I prefer proportionate fake boobs that accentuate the figure, and have great nipples (Not “Coke Can”, Large Buttons, Sword Nipples, and Bright Pinkies), and bounce around beautifully while having amazing sex. There have been times while having sex with models with “Bee Stings” or girls with E’s or higher that I have actually begun to lose my erection because it is either not enough to coddle, or overwhelmingly too much reminding me of the monsters my Grandmother had “Pre Breast Cancer”.

5) The “You will never be the same after I’m through with you” sexuality-Some girls have it and some girls just don’t, but it’s that aura when you meet a girl that makes you feel like the sex and the experience will be unlike anything you ever had, and it will ruin you for life. It’s almost like perfume in that these “ManEaters” will be surrounded by men all the time, but the key to capturing this “Jewel of the Wild” is to not pay any attention to her, and actually be a complete and utter asshole making her feel like she doesn’t deserve you because they will want to prove you wrong and perform longer and better. Of the countless girls Arthur Kade has experienced, there are so few that stick out in my mind, but the ones that do are the ones that has this level of sexuality. I told a girl at G on Saturday, “You know how people say “”Days Run Together”"? Well I feel like “”Vagina runs together”"”, and it’s the girls that have this animalistic and primate-like sexuality that make me feel like a day where I rode the newest and biggest roller coaster at Great Adventure for the first time, and will never forget the experience until something more crazy comes along.

In the meantime, The Brand is working on several HUGE announcements for “The Journey” this week which will showcase his celebrity, “Jet-Setting” for The Craft, and Global Domination continuing the amazing start to “The Year Of The Brand”. I will also be going to my advanced Theater class tonight and beginning work on Dan (Jude Law) From Closer this week.

“The measure of a man is not what his resume says, it’s what he does to you on your husband’s resume”…Arthur Kade…02/08/10

Here Is the amazing radio interview from Kadelanta with their top Guy’s Radio Show:
http://www.atlantasrockstation.com/portals/5/rock1005_TRG/audio/012710_10_kade.mp3

After an amazingly successful and interesting featured background appearance (It’s funny being on set, and thinking to myself that everyone is talking about Alec and Liz ((Elizabeth)) Banks being in the episode that we were featured in, and yet Arthur Kade is about to become Hollywood Royalty and probably be competing with Alec for Best Male In A TV Show At The Emmys soon) on the Hit TV Show, 30 Rock, there were so many moments that made it one of the funniest shoots I have ever been featured on. Here are those top moments, and some of my “Kade Style” observations from the experience of dominating a show that can now be referred to as “Kade Rock”:

1) As soon as The Brand arrived, we went to wardrobe and got cleared in make-up, and then I saw a section of several models waiting in the SAG area which I quickly approached , sat down next to, and started talking to the hottest, and within 5 minutes had the NYC 9.4’s number (She was 5′10″ and looked like she was 21, had an amazing body with legs that could wrap around my shoulders like an anaconda, lips that were absolutely built for one thing and one thing only, and a face that resembled Kate Beckinsale, but way hotter), and then an actor sitting in the section said, “Excuse me. Are you SAG?”, and The Brand responded, “I’m SAG Eligible”, and he said, “You can’t be in this area”, so I got up and as I was walking back to my area a random girl stopped me, and said, “Heeey Arthur”, and I hugged and kissed her figuring she was a fan or girl I had slept with before, but later we made the connection that she was a friend of a girl I had hooked up with.

2) Three different Gen Pop actors approached me, and said, “Love the blog”, or “Following “”The Journey”"”, and it warmed my heart to know that they could see that at some level in life, I was one of them, and was a working actor like them except that I am a celeb known around the world already, and I can see them coming home to their girlfriends or wives and saying, “I got to see Baldwin and Kade in one day. How cool is that?”

3) While sitting in holding and waiting to be called to set, I super hot but arrogant and annoying Bosnian girl was sitting next to me, and she asked Arthur Kade, “What do you do?”, and I answered “Full time actor and author of a book and famous blog”, and she turned her whole body to me and I thought she was ready to go down on The Brand right there when she heard the word “Famous”, but when I asked to take a pic with her, she said, “Why?”, and I responded, “For my blog”, and she wavered and got a little gun shy. We kept talking, but it was never the same and then when she got up, I saw the size of her ass, and she went from an NYC 8.4 to an NYC 7.8 which meant that I didn’t want to have her anyway.

4) The episode that we filmed concentrated on a scene between guest star, Liz “Elizabeth” Banks (I have always had a small crush on her since I saw her in Invincible but she was a tremendously unimpressive KA 7.2 with very small boobs, a very big jaw, really white skin that made her look porcelain, and a dress that made her booty look huge with the girl standing next to me saying, “Her ass is horribly HUGE”, and she kept screwing up her dialogue at the start, and I caught her checking The Brand out while waiting to do a scene and smiled at me indicating her interest), but was going on a museum date with Alec Baldwin (He is one of my fave actors from Red October days, and he looks exactly the same in real life as he does on TV except he is much heavier right now and was cracking jokes and trying to get the scene done because his back was killing him, but he also made eye contact with me, and cracked jokes and made great convo throughout the breaks with everyone around, and his voice is just plain Balls Ass Hot), whose character also dates Julianne Moore, and we were placed right on camera with them walking 5 feet away from us so The Brand should show up nicely in the episode.

5) In holding, there was a group of Gen Pop actors who started playing guitar and singing songs (See Vids Below) that were annoying everyone, but it was like watching a ritualistic bonding experience occurring in the wild that only Crafters like us can ever understand or interpret.

6) The extra sitting next to me who kept asking me for my camera so he could watch the vids I was filming, and then asked me for gum as well, and then pulled out his headshot while I was picking up the Bosnian girl (Pre Ass Discovery) and asking “Does this look like me?”. I was sure that he was trying to pick me up for a date, so I was a total asshole, and kept telling him “My Camera is buried deep in my bag”, and burying back into my book. Arthur Kade is there to work, not date men.

7) The stares that were coming from every angle were absolutely insane because The Brand looked so genuinely handsome in formal wear, I felt like if Arthur Kade wasn’t there to work, he could have probably taken any girl on set out after the shoot and “Kaded” her just because I looked like a short hair version of JFK Jr

I was a bit sad that I didn’t get any alone time with Alec or Tina (Who I was told wasn’t on set) because I was really hoping top discuss “The Journey” and my rising status in KA with them, but when Crafters like us are working, we are totally focused on creating a crazy awesome product for the Gen Pop, and usually save the “Biz” chit chat for the awards shows or Craft festivals where we can socialize and catch up about work and Family Life (I was telling one of The Entourage while driving up to NYC, “I may have to think about pulling a Tiger Woods and getting an “”Image Wife”" (This is a wife that you marry so that you can appear normal and marketable who is hot to generate more Endorsement dollars, and a good mother, but keep your play toys on the side under wraps) so that when I am rapping with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt and they are telling me about how Suri got her first period, I have something to talk about rather than how my dog just got potty trained.  “The Biz” is much more receptive in your 40’s to serious family men, even if 90% of them are sleeping with gorgeous KA 10 Fame whores on the side.

“Winning an Emmy is routine for The Brand, but he wants her to sleep with his Lil’ Oscar and Mr. Pulitzer to really know that it was all worth it”…Arthur Kade…02/05/10

New Emails From Aussie Kade Nation Fans:

1)Hi,
I just want to tell you that I think you are wasting your time. You pay out people to try to become famous. The point of being famous is to be a role model to others. Telling people to go get surgery or otherwise they are not worth talking to is ridiculous. Instead of lowering people’s self-esteem you should try make them feel better about themselves.

Also, here you are telling people how ugly they are when I’m a girl, yet you pose like I do when I pose for pictures… I’m 14. You eyebrows look like caterpillars end your nose like a shark’s fin. If that cuts… good. If it doesn’t… meh. You look like a fifty year old man trying to look good in a porn movie. Something that I think would be impossible.

Get a grip on reality. You are going to be famous for all the wrong reasons, for being a jerk.

Oh and by the way, I am from the gold Coast. And I may not ever have seen the radio host Moissie before, but I know that she is definitely worth listening to, even if she is just a 5.85.

2)Dear Arthur,

I drove to work listening to your comments and discussions on Gold Coast, Sea Fm. I was intrigued, which kept me listening, but quite disgusted, and knew by your cockiness you must be slightly unattractive. As soon as I got home, I had to check your site out. Well firstly I was right, your obnoxious features and overly large nose, certainly confirmed my beliefs. I am a very attractive, highly intelligent business woman who has travelled the world, and been also with very attractive well known celebrities. The difference is, I am also grounded, and do not need to be an egotistical bitch to succeed. Your cheaply put together blog page, is very unappealing to potential employers of a high calibre. My recommendation for you is firstly put some effort and money into your page, and secondly be more humble because from experience, the entertainment industry is very weary of demanding, egotistical pricks like your self…….

Kind Regards,

Danielle

As A rising celeb, and future Oscar/Emmy Winner like The Brand, you get the ability to choose which amazing projects you get to work on, and which ones don’t make that much sense for your resume or image, and the last 11.0012 months, Arthur Kade has had the opportunity to work with fellow Crafters and stars like Angie Jolie, Jen Aniston, Gerry Butler, and Luis Garcia, and at the same time has been building a Hit TV Show with IMG Media, and authoring a NY Times Bestselling book with Trident Media Group while ascending through classes and sessions with world class teachers (I have actually been debating contacting the Julliard School in NYC about taking some part time classes just to put on my resume, or even teaching courses in regards to Authoring or Creative Thinking), and lately I have been turning down working on movies or TV Shows in order to prioritize and focus on Sundance and the TV Show that will turn Kademerica upside down, and revolutionize television, “The Journey”, and “The Biz” forever.

When the call came on Monday, that Arthur Kade would have an opportunity to act as featured background on the hot Emmy Award Winning Show, 30 Rock, it was an opportunity that I couldn’t say no to because it would allow me to work with one of my fave fellow Crafters, Alec Baldwin, (While out with one of The Entourage last night, I told him, “How ironic that I get to finally work with an actor that I am compared to all the time because of our amazing comedic timing and dramatic acting skills like what he displayed in “”The Hunt For Red October”", and Gen Poppers say that I look like a young Baldwin because we both have piercing light eyes, an amazing mane of dark hair, great masculine shaped bodies, and a dry, quick wit”) and hopefully get some alone time with him to talk about “The Journey”, and maybe even rehearse some of his lines with him, as well as another HUGE Export from Philly, Tina Fey, who I’m sure has heard of The Brand and “The Journey” because of her connection with the city (Anytime I encounter Crafters or “Bizzers” around the world from Philadelphia they almost always have seen “The Journey” and know that I am the current face of Philadelphia) and may want to know what’s going on with me if we get some time to talk.

The scene we are filming today is a formal Gala party scene, so I will make sure I look very glamourous and elegant, and perhaps the director will see how Arthur Kade sticks out from the crowd, and even change the scene to feature me more in it, or even ask me to deliver lines. It will be an amazing experience regardless, and just feeling the energy of NYC and being on the set with my peers will help develop me as an actor, and continue my growth into “One of the greatest entertainers of my generation”. Here is the picture they requested in accessing whether they wanted me to work on the scene that I sent them which probably stunned the casting directors when they saw my “Italian Model” looks.

In the meantime, I have begun to work with Sharon on getting ready to play Dan from the movie “Closer” who is an obituary writer who seeks passion and romance through different girls, but is very depressed with his own lack of success professionally and feeling of being unable to get close to anyone in my new Theater class. The part requires a certain sadness that is very difficult for me to harness because I have become a celebrity and growing media icon so quickly, but something happened this morning that really bummed me out, and helped me find those feelings so that I could begin finding the sadness and innate despair that character shows while searching for love and professional growth (I called it the feeling of “Anti-Kade” to Sharon). We did an improv monologue, and Sharon said, “I loved it. You were totally invested. Really in the moment today” below, and and I can’t wait to begin work on the script for class and my reel.

I am also working on another HUGE Announcement for “The Journey” which I will hopefully be able to make VERY soon…”The Year Of The Brand” is in FULL FORCE….Global Domination.

“Arthur Kade never shares what he can have, he just chooses to donate it to charity and move forward with pissing brilliance”…Arthur Kade…02/03/10

While on the phone with one of The Entourage tonight after finishing up an amazing 55 minute live radio interview with one of the most popular stations on the Gold Coast (I told her, “To put 55 minutes into perspective on radio, even Hugh Jackman and Nicki Kidman couldn’t get that kind of airtime in their own country”) and heading to kill it at the gym, I said, “The last 2 days I have dominated that continent like no other. First, my recorded interview aired on the Number 1 listened too show on the continent, “The Matt And Jo Show on FOX Radio” to a million plus listeners (My interview with them was an unprecedented 25 minutes, with another 5-10 minutes for commentary which in Radio World is like a 3 hour Oscar Winning movie) on Monday, then today’s interview, and factor in the CLEO Article which is sending the whole continent into a “Kade Style” Tizzy. I am the Face Of Philadelphia right now, but I may soon be The Prime Minister Of Kadestralia”. I feel like in Kadestralia, that is all Kade, all the time, and they should devote a whole network to “The Journey” like CNN there, and just call it KNN (Kade News Network) because the Aussies are so obsessed with The Brand, and “The Matt And Jo Show” even referred to me as a celeb, and called my blog “One of the biggest blogs in the world right now”. It is surreal to know that I have always talked about being knighted in the U.Kade when I win Lil’ Oscar, but I may be the biggest star In Kadestralia first when all is said and done. Some of the most ridic comments from my new “SuperFans” can be found in the “I want your feedback” section and “Kade Scale” section on my site and show how Arthur Kade is becoming “The Biggest Bad Boy Of Another Continent”.

The Link to the Feb. 2nd Podcast for the groundbreaking and amazing interview to “The Matt And Jo Show” is right here so you can listen to some of Arthur Kade’s mastery of their riveting questions and you can see how polarizing and controversial, yet incredibly fascinating they think The Brand and “The Journey” are:
http://www.fox.com.au/shows/mattandjo/listen/podcasts

One of the best parts of the interview with the “PAUL MOYRA AND BAGGS SHOW” on Sea FM on the Gold Coast today outside of the 25 minute Q&A session with New Kade Nation Members, and discussing my modeling career, soon to be Hit TV Show with IMG Media, NY Times Bestselling Book with Trident Media Group, former domination as a financial advisor, and poor childhood, was that they had me do a rating and breakdown of the female host, which The Brand did live on the air, but I also promised that I would go into more detail on the blog, so here is the picture, and I will break down how Arthur Kade came up with the rating, and the things I told her she needs to improve in her face:

Rating: Sydney 5.85: I explained to the hosts that I always put the city ahead of the rating because certain cities are better looking, more sexual, and more stylish than others, and explained that an NYC 7 is roughly equivalent to a Philly 9. I think she really valued the feedback from someone of the celebrity and experience of Arthur Kade, and I hope that I can help her improve her life because ultimately outside of becoming an award winning actor/author/celebrity, one of the focuses of “The Journey” is to help Gen Poppers know that they can do the impossible like me.

Things to change to improve to a Sydney 6.5 in her face although The Brand has no idea if she has a slamming body or not:

1) The eyebags under her eyes are way too much, and she looks like she hasn’t slept in 3 days. In a professional pic like this, her eyes should look fab, but instead of looking her age which is probably mid 30’s, she looks more like she is in her Mid 40’s. I remember going home with a Philly 9 who I almost “Kaded”, but when I woke up and saw her without makeup, and saw her eyebags, I said, “I need to run downstairs to check on my car”, and never came back.

2) Her smile is crooked and “Joker from Batmanish”, and her teeth come off a little too “fangy” so it makes it look like her smile is very disjointed and nonsexual. Even if she was a much higher rating, if she flashed those fangs at Arthur Kade in a bar, I would probably excuse myself, or ask her to leave me alone if I someone is next to me that I can fake a conversation with. I told her to check out Scarlett Johansson’s smile so that she can see the difference, and maybe do some much needed construction on her smile.

3) The lines going from her nose to her mouth are way too deep, and that could probably be improved with a couple shots of collagen or Botox, because it makes her look to worn and older, and those are lines that a 40 year old man can exhibit.

4) NEW HAIR STYLE. WAY TOO GEN POPPISH FOR AN ENTERTAINMENT PERSONALITY

5) Her nose tip is too wide at the bottom which she should consult a plastic surgeon about making it a bit thinner because it will make her very skinny and narrow eyes pop out more, and will make her look less frumpy and animalistic.

I am still waiting on final confirmation that I will be filming a featured spot on the hit TV Show (Arthur Kade will announce tomorrow which one it is either way, but I emailed a pic of me in Formal Wear to the casting director, and it’s one of the biggest and most popular shows in Kademerica, and it will be great to network with legendary Crafters and “Bizzers”, and perhaps even get thrown a few lines to deliver plus build my growing resume) on Thursday, and whether I have to trek to NYC tomorrow for a fitting. It also looks like I will be doing an appearance at the hottest club in AC, DUSK, on Saturday to stop by and hang with fellow “Young Hollywood” heartthrob, Trevor Donovan from Beverly Hills 90210, and I imagine that him and The Brand will discuss “The Journey” and our future careers and direction in Hollywood while chilling with some Models and Bottles.

“Arthur Kade runs the world like Michelle’s husband, with an approval rating of “”Kade Style”"”…Arthur Kade…02/02/10

And an amazing Fan Vid I was Emailed:

Here are some of the amazing Aussie emails I have been getting:

Here is the vid of The Brand getting his personal copy of the groundbreaking article (This celeb feature article is setting the whole continent on fire right now, and has made Arthur Kade one of the biggest names in that part of the world right now) published about him in Australia’s Verison of Cosmo Mag, CLEO, as well as some of the prep that is going into the spot be booked on one of the most popular TV Shows (This one is HUGE because it is Emmy award winning, and will give me a chance to network and collaborate with some of the biggest names in “The Biz”, and share “The Journey” with them if they haven’t heard about it yet) in Kademerica that he will be filming on Thursday (I have a fitting in NYC on Weds to prepare, and will announce the show that I will be filming on that day as well but I will be filming in a Tuxedo so the world can see how Glam I look when The Brand is in formal wear) by tanning (I filmed inside the booth in the vid below which may be the first time it’s ever been done in history so that I can appear Very Greek/Italian on camera for the public), and also started a new Advanced Theater Class At The Walnut Street Theatre to rave reviews with the teacher calling my scene “Very Very Good”. The class is very challenging, and we will picking a scene from a renowned play (I have picked “Closer” which is one of my fave movies with Nat Portman, Clive Owen, Julia Roberts, and Jude Law) but with my extensive theater background from college, and working with Sharon on the scene, I am sure that we will kill it by the end of the semester. All In a typical “Kade Style” Monday for The Brand as well as a fan pic that was twittered to me.

My Domination of the radio airwaves down under also continues as The Brand has also been booked for another Radio Interview with the biggest show on The Gold Coast (Brisbane), called the PAUL MOYRA AND BAGGS SHOW on Sea FM on the Gold Coast and they have asked me to do a rating of the girl in this pic below, as well as take live questions from Fans in Kadestralia and I will be on air for 30-40 Minutes so if you can’t listen to the interview I will announce and break down the rating in tomorrow’s blog for everyone.

“Arthur Kade is just trying to make a living and put food on his family’s table while he becomes the next Bobby DeNiro”…02/01/10

Arthur Kade remembers playing in an AAU game where he dropped 4 treys, and dished out 5 assists, and there were several college coaches watching and when one asked my coach about The Brand, my coach answered, “If you ask him to break the star on the other team’s legs, he will do it without blinking”, and I came home, got really upset, and told Mama Kade, “I was one of the best players on the court today, and all he could say was that I would break someone’s legs?”, and she replied, “One day you will understand how much of a compliment he really just paid you. There will always be better players than you Arthur, but what no one else has is your will power and drive, and that’s what he was saying. That’s what will distinguish you in life”, and I joked back as I was crying, “How?? By calling me a hitman??”. It is that moment that was the first time Arthur Kade realized that he was a “Soldier”, a person who will fight to the death for a cause that he believes in, a super-human/half-man/half-mammal invention of nature that was born to be a wrecking ball of society, and that is when I made the choice in my head that I will never settle or share the victory with anyone. That philosophy is what has made “The Journey” move so quickly, made Arthur Kade into an M.I.M. (Mogul In the Making), made me into a celebrity, rising actor and author, and on the cusp of becoming a Hollywood “A-Lister”, but it also sometimes one of my biggest weaknesses because I look at challenges that are in front of me, and forget the strategy that is sometimes needed to win the war.

As I was discussing this weekend with Papa Kade this morning (It was a much lower key weekend then usual spent working on the TV Show, The Book, and The Craft, trying to get my bearing straight from the KadeDance Domination that I had just administered in Park City (I have been doing so much follow up, and have several meetings set up with “Bizzers” who are dying to collaborate with the brilliance that is me and my blog, and the multiple press requests and radio interviews that I had to do this week), I told her, “There are situations in my life right now that go against who I am. You know me, and I don’t like to share, or wait for things to happen. I am the guy who bets the house and let’s the chips fall where they may, and right now I find myself realizing that things don’t work that way, or it’s not the smartest way to go, and it’s tearing me apart inside because I feel like I am in a boxing ring and can’t throw a punch as someone is trying to knock me out”, and he replied, “Remember when Ali fought Foreman in Africa (The Brand loves the fact that his dad compares him to the greatest boxer of all time when discussing his majestic life), and did that whole “”Rope A Dope”" thing to get him tired and waited for his opportunity, and then in one round unloaded everything he had on him to win? Sometimes in life you have to learn to sit back and let the other guy throw punches, and just wait until you have the perfect chance to respond with one killer flurry to knock him out”, and The Brand smiled and said back, “So you’re saying I need to Rope-A-Dope right now?”, and he joked back, “The problem is that you’re the dope, but seriously you need to learn to analyze your opponents and situations, and know when and how to fight, and when to retire, and when the fight is not really worth the effort at all. The key to life is pick your battles carefully”.

Growing up on welfare, I always wore the worst clothes, never had brushed hair, and smelled badly because my grandmother couldn’t really afford to shower me all the time, but one of my favorite memories is playing at the J.C.C. (Jewish Community Centers for all my Non-Jew Kade Nation members out there) and Papa Kade had just bought me the newest Optimus Prime Transformer that weekend that no one had, and every kid was trying to play with me because they wanted to touch my beautiful huge toy, and one kid told me when I wouldn’t let him play with it, “Go back and play in the dirt where you belong”, and I proceeded to beat him senseless using Optimus Prime as a battering club on his head, getting me suspended from school for 3 days. When Mama Kade came to get me there, the teacher said to her, “I hate to say it, but I’m happy your son did that because someone needed to teach that boy a lesson in manners”.

Arthur Kade is a complex make up of a person who has lived an orgasmic life filled with threesomes, six-figure incomes since 19 years old, and a habit of never failing at anything he does (This is why when Gen Poppers ask me “What’s your Plan B if “‘The Journey”" doesn’t make it?” I respond, “Do you really think I walked away from a “”Dream Life”" not to make it? I don’t know any other way than to win, and I WILL win at all costs”), but the one thing he is about to learn in the next stage of his life, is when to fight, and when to sit against the ropes and wait until it’s his time to strike or to not fight at all and choose the next battle.

Top 3 Moments of a Relaxed “Kade Style” weekend:

1) Running into a Philly 9.2 with an unbelievably sexy body and super dark personality of shadiness and allure and was an amazing kisser that could have made me cumb in my pants if she wanted that that makes me want to take her into the bathroom when I see her and “Kade” the shit out of her, that I had recently hooked up with in the Mogul Room at G, but while we were making out at Recess that first night, she skipped out at 4AM and I never heard from her again. When I saw her this weekend, I grabbed her and said “Your ready to do some shots?” figuring that Round 2 was around the corner, and after a few drinks I felt like the vibe was off, and then I overheard her talking to another suitor who asked her, “Why are you hanging out with him”, and she said, “Free Drinks”, so I confronted her about it and said, “I am happy to know that is what I’m good for” and she denied it and said she was trying not to sound interested to the guy and proceeded to buy me our next round of shots, and when I saw her at ZBar I thought, “I have a line of girls trying to get in my pants, and you just got kicked out of it” and went on to getting the number of the next girl.

2) Watching an amazing movie directed by Tom Ford and starring Fellow Crafter Colin Firth, “The Single Man”, made me think about how there are Gen Poppers out there who truly stop living life, and forget how beautiful it all can be. There is a scene where Firth’s character who is gay, is being picked up by a wanna be model/actor, and offers to “Take A Ride With Him”, and instead Firth asks for a cigarette and watches the sunset and how fab it looks, and I felt tears in my eyes because I asked myself, “When is the last time you looked at beauty and admired it instead of just worrying about Lil’ Oscar or what Vagina will be on top of you next?” I may have to take a girl on a date and head to the Art Museum just to feel cultured again.

3) Going bowling last night at North Bowl in “No-Libs” (The nickname for Northern Liberties given to it by it’s Hipster brethren), I looked around at the friends I was with, and thought, “There is no place and no one else I would rather be here in this moment with right now, and it was the first time in a long time I forgot that I was Arthur Kade-Growing Global Icon, and was just Arthur Kade, the “Guy’s Guy”. It has been so long since I have felt Normal and not being looked at or treated like a prized fighter or thoroughbred that it was nice just to eat my bacon tater-tots, drink a Gen Pop beer, and smile and joke with the Fans. Being a celebrity is a very lonely life sometimes, but it’s those brief moments that The Brand takes a deep breath and smiles and relaxes.

“Some Kids need an Ivy League Education to prove they are something. Well, Arthur Kade got accepted into Ivy League schools, but his Algon Ave. education was more valuable”…Arthur Kade…02/01/10

Here are pics and vids from The Balls Ass “Black Tie Gala Event at The Opening Of The Philadelphia Car Show that I decided to make an appearance at, and the rest of a “Unique” weekend for The Brand. I am also debating getting a dog before my final move to KA this year and have begun to look for one, and it looks like I was just booked to work on one of the biggest TV Shows in the world on Thursday, and am just waiting for a confirm phone call before I announce it.

The “Great Ones” live for the ovation, for the roar of the crowd, for the amazing jolt of ecstasy that occurs when you are the best at something, and the world acknowledges you with a thunderous ovation. I have always wondered why the Gen Pop gets so mad when Brett Favre comes back each year, because people that are made of “The Stuff” that drives champions like him and Arthur Kade, live for the moment of a stadium of 70,000 or that they stand on a podium in front of their peers, with everyone on their feet, while The Brand holds Lil’ Oscar, and say those magical words which have completed me so many times in my dreams, “I would like to thank…..”, and as I was leaving the biggest fashion show that is held in Philly each year, Fashion In Public, where Arthur Kade was featured as a celeb model (When I hit the stage, the reaction was ten times the others, there were even some “Boos” which one girl told me was “The sexiest thing imaginable”, and I pulled a Victoria’s Secret stunt where I almost kissed a girl on stage only to be pushed away at the last moment ((Vid Below))), all I could think about was the high of the reaction that I had gotten from the sold out crowd at Public House.

Earlier in the day, I had a live interview with “The Regular Guys Show” in Kadelanta which is on a popular FM station, and it was the same feeling knowing that hundreds of thousands of fans are hearing Arthur Kade and “The Journey” for the first time, and knowing that everyone in “The Biz” and KA are talking about me after my KadeDance Trip (I got an email from a “Bizzer” who had met Arthur Kade there who said “You were the talk of the town after you left. Everyone was checking out your site, and can’t wait to see the TV Show you’re putting together”), and then to show my looks, and sexiness off in front of a live crowd like when I used to be a high level model in NYC (I had what seems like a dozen fans come up to after the event and say, “It was like watching a REAL model on the Runway”, and I replied, “That’s because I am a REAL model. Just Retired to go after a dream.”) made my day complete. The reaction is what greats like Favre and Kade live for, and I was even telling one of The Entourage yesterday, “Sometimes I feel like I sleep or hook up with the hottest girls just to tell you guys so that I get that “”Arthur is the greatest”" look from you, rather than just wanting to sleep with them. It’s like Gordon Gekko in “”Wall Street”" where he doesn’t care about the number of yachts, but the internal satisfaction of knowing he owns them all”.

Here are pics and vids from the amazing show, as well as me hitting my therapy session, and meeting three of my fave Lakers players, Luke Walton, Shannon Brown, and Jordan Farmar:

“Arthur Kade knows how it feels to hold the trophy, but he wants to hold “”Lil Oscar”" with the planet watching”…Arthur Kade…01/29/10

As I was talking to one of The Entourage Last night about my amazing domination of The KadeDance Film Festival, and all of the new connections that I made between KA and NYC, and the spreading of “The Journey” even further into the bowels of Hollywood (I said, “Arthur Kade spread “”The Journey”" like a plague and I bet half of KA is back reading about me, what I am, and what I will be to the point that Gen Poppers aren’t even really working this week”), I mentioned to him, “Looking back there were a few things I would have done differently to have even taken this trip to a higher level”, and his response was, “You should share those things with your fans around the world because they may want to go there one day, and having a “”How-To”" manual would probably be really cool”, so I’ve decided to put together “The Book Of KadeDance” to give my five rules on how to live up the festival better and more effectively than Arthur Kade did, almost “Kade Style” (No one can do it “Kade Style” except Arthur Kade):

1) If you see a big name producer or movie company owner, tackle him: I was in the presence of Harvey Weinstein (Inglorious Bastards) and tried to talk to him, but he was busy talking to other Crafters, so Arthur Kade walked away and decided to do some additional networking, but by the time I had returned, The Brand realized that he was gone, and looking back I should have interrupted him when I had the chance and said, “Harvey, my name is Arthur Kade and I think you need to meet me!!” and I think we would have been so impressed by my courage, looks and tenacity, that he would have automatically told his assistant to take The Brand’s info and cast me in one of his future movies.

2) Bring Business cards-This is one where the arrogance of The Brand may have gotten to him a bit because while at KadeDance, everyone was like, “Do You have a business card?”, and I would either just text them my website or exchange phone numbers, but looking back, my business card has an amazing pic of me, and would help the “Mega-Bizzers” that I was talking to picture my face. Eventhough I was recognized already and a celebrity, Arthur Kade still has to approach an event like that as a first year advisor that’s new to the business. Gen Poppers and “Bizzers” are so blown away with me when they first meet The Brand that chances are they will remember anything I say, but when it’s 1AM, and champagne is flowing, you have to assume that there is a chance they will forget, and that’s where a card helps out.

3) Schedule the parties In Advance-Even Though I was able to get on the list for every A-List party that The Brand pretty much wanted, there were a few that it was just impossible to get into because lists were handed in advance and even if you are Arthur Kade, no exceptions could me made. The one that irked me the most was the John legend/Roots Concert at Ciseros where I could have had time to network with Bill gates about “The Journey” and how he could potentially help it, and also watch him fist pump on top of a table, and the other party was the William Morris/Endeavor party which had many “A-Listers” that I’m sure would have wanted to meet me, and vice versa. Looking back, I hit all the top parties in town, but it would have been nice to go to “The Company Men” party with Ben Affleck and chill with him there, but again lists were booked in advance, and even Team Kade couldn’t pull an interception.

4) Think with your head, not your penis-Except for one night, I ended up going to the afterparty that involved the girl(s) that I was or wanted to hook up with instead of figuring out where my fellow “Mega-Bizzers” and Crafters were going, and looking back it was great from a sexual “Arthur Kade wants Vagina” standpoint, there is even more networking that can be done between the hours of 2AM to 8AM. The one night I went with my head, I made some unbelievable contacts that I will be following up with, but those are the hours where the “Real Deals” get closed.

5) Stay until Tues or Weds of the first week-Arthur Kade ended up leaving on Monday, but from what I heard from Gen Pop Fans and friends who stayed a few extra days, Monday and Tuesday were much calmer days, and much easier to conduct meetings about collaboration projects. The Celebs and glitz are all gone (Hence why I felt Arthur kade didn’t need to be seen in a “Celeb Free” environment, but from a business standpoint it may have been wise to stay a bit longer and work after all the BIG parties had subsided.

Tonight, I will be blogging about my Celebrity Modeling last night at the biggest fashion show in Philadelphia, Fashion In Public The Vids and Pics are amazing and one friend said “The reaction you got when you hit the stage was 10 all the other “Local Celebs”, and I replied, “That’s because Arthur Kade is an International Celebrity”), with all benefits benefitting The Ronald McDonald House (Being The Brand means sometimes you have to give back to the world to project a good celeb image), and also the interview that I had with a major Kadelanta radio station yesterday that I am waiting on The Podcast for.

“Arthur Kade was, is, and will be the greatest to have ever lived. His key is defining the new definition of what that greatness will define”…Arthur Kade…01/28/10

Here are the remaining vids and pics of the sights, sounds, and “Kade Style” domination of KadeDance:

As I was leaving the amazing string of successes and networking and learning that Arthur Kade had accomplished at KadeDance Film Festival, I was talking to a Gen Popper on my plane, and sharing with him the greatness and popularity of “The Journey”, and all of the adventures and “Bizzers” I had met and collaborated with, and he said, “You should really think about writing a book”, and I looked at him and said, “Already in the process of the that with one of the best Literary Reps in the world and developing a hit TV Show with a major Production company as well”, and he responded, “Sounds like you’re about to become a really big star”, and Arthur Kade said, “Almost there already. Just did an interview with the top listened to radio show in Australia”. There were so many stories, so many “Bizzers” and Crafters, and so many adventures that I could write 10 blogs on it all, so I decided to try and list all of the greatest moments of the trip (There were so many that I may need to do a second blog). Here are the Balls Ass Hottest moments that happened to Arthur Kade:

1) Meeting The Bisutti Sisters (Victoria’s Secret Models) who couldn’t have been any sweeter, and one of them was a KA 9.9 who was absolutely stunning and what I would consider flawless (having stood next to Gislele and Alesandro whom I have both given 10’s, I would say she is just as gorgeous in features and looks) with the only thing bring her score down from a perfect 10 was her not being the height of those other girls. It’s a shame that I was so busy with private parties and events that I needed to be seen at that I would have liked to hang out with them some mor

2) Meeting and Hanging Out with legendary SlamDance founder (SlamDance is an alternate Film Festival to Sundance that was started 16 years ago to showcase “Better Indie Movies” and in recent years is said to have gotten better quality movies with Steven Soderburgh actually giving his movie to them this year), Dan Mervish, whom as you can see by the vids below, I was able to chill with for a bit (Courtesy of Cali BFF/Kade Nation SuperFan/Cartoon Network Legend, Kent Osborne) and pick his brain about some of the genius that he has in creating a hit book, “I am Martin Eisenhour”, and hearing him refer to Arthur Kade as a “Celebrity” really made my afternoon.

3) At the Invite/List Only ESPN Party, Meeting my favorite sportswriter and author, Bill Simmons from ESPN, who I told he should check out my site and become a fan of “The Journey”, and it was funny that of all the fellow crafters or celebs I met or spoke to (Ben Affleck, Wilder Vadermama, The Guy From American Pie, Alan Tudyk), he was the only one that really left me star-struck. I read Bill Simmon’s column every week, and feel that he is the most comedic and best writer out there, and gets me to laugh all the time. I also got to meet fellow Baller Steve Nash, and was in the section right next to T.O. and Aaron Rodgers later on at the

4) Seeing Marisa Tomei (This was easily the most disappointing moment of the trip because I have always had a “Kade Style” crush on her, and have even thought about having her as my Oscar Date when I am nominated, but in person she is very small and old looking with very dried up lips, and I couldn’t even give her more than a KA 6.43. I told one of my friends on the trip, “I couldn’t be seen with her at The Oscars. It would totally kill my Rep”.) at The Village At The Yards, Arthur Kade approached her to say introduce myself and talk about working on projects together and introduce her to “The Journey”, and she was very frazzled, rude and non accommodating, and all I Wanted to Say was, “Marisa, Do you know that I’m Arthur Kade, and I when you work with me on future projects or I am starring in a movie you’re in, the fact that you were just rude to me is going to be a sticking point. I am about to become the biggest star in KA, and this is not the way you treat a future Oscar Winner”.

5) While at The Tweet House (Home to many of the best parties on the trip where many celebs like Arthur Kade stopped by to chill) for one of the night parties, I was walking around looking for the three girls that I had met earlier in the day on Main St. and I hear someone from the VIP section scream “It’s Arthur Kade!!!” a bunch of times and it turns out it was the guy throwing the party. I came back and did a vid with him, and twittered him “Celebs Don’s Crash, We appear and leave with 3 girls”, and I met the girls (The one I liked was a KA 9.45 with an amazing body, great tits, long legs and a face that reminded me of Gwyneth Paltrow but her abs weren’t as tight as I wanted and I suggested LipoSuction to get the 2-3 pounds off that I wanted, and we ended up making out all night and when the parties were over, they were supposed to come to my after party, but couldn’t make it because the hills were too icy. She texted me all day Sunday, but I blew her off because I was mad I didn’t “Kade” her due to “Bad Roads”. It’s OK because I went 3 for 4 on the weekend and wasn’t chasing any girl around when a celeb like Arthur Kade gets his pick of the litter.

6) Friday Night, I ended up at an after party where an actress I had been rapping with all night was all over me, and then we ended up making out, and 20 minutes later a guy showed up to the party and she says to The Brand, “I am so sorry I am kind of seeing that guy”, so I got all pissy and left. Throughout the night it was made clear that we were going to hook up, and for that to happen was unacceptable, but I wasn’t horribly upset because I saw marks on the inside of her arms and I said, “Are those Heroin Holes?”, and she looked at me and said, “It’s Eczema you moron”, but I just couldn’t get the marks out of my head which really bugged me out the whole night.

7) While in the Philadelphia Industry Lounge, 2 girls were sitting on the couch, and one said, “You’re Arthur Kade” and I replied “Yep” (I was so tired of answering that question because I was recognized a lot all weekend, and just wanted to be a normal Gen Popper Instead of a celeb, and then she said, “We have a common friend, Kent Osborne” so I sat down and turns out they were part of the Production Team of one of the better movies at the festival “The Freebie, so we took pics and even did a vid, but my memory card was full.

Meeting all of the producers and directors of so many movies was amazing (There are so many to name that it would take forever), but one that stands out was the group I met at Butcher’s where we exchanged numbers but they had a girl there with them who was a Chicago 8.5 (Blonde with great red lipstick, a slamming little body, but need a bit of a “Kade Style Makeover” so when I asked about her, the one girl answered, ‘She LOVES Rich Men”, and I replied, “That’s not a problem, I landed those girls when I was poor, and know how to handle them”. I have a million cards of producers that I need to follow up with, and the spreading of “The Journey” is in full force all over KA and NYC.

9) Arthur Kade and Ben Affleck (Who was screening his new movie, “The Company Men”) walked by each other on Main Street, but couldn’t stop and talk to each other because The Paps were all over him (I joked to the model that I was with, “It’s like Obama just walked by us”), but I was surprised that he was my size and built. he was a lot bigger than I expected.

10) While in the shuttle heading to the airport, I met the Editor in Chief of a major Celeb/Hollywood Site called The Wrap, who asked me to email and follow up with her about being a guest contributer, and although being a blogger is only my third or fourth passion after acting, authoring, and modeling, I thought it would be a great way to continue to influence the Gen Pop. We Joked about how Bill Gates was at The Private Cisero’s party that featured a concert by John Legend (Great Friendly Guy who was at The Village with us one day), and was dancing on tables and as one friend said, “Fist Pumping and Nerding it out”. I was busy at The Twitter party (Hardest Door to get into that night, and they left at least 200 people in the cold not letting them in), and the girl I ended up making out with stuck her hands down my pants when we talked about “Penal Grooming” and I actually jumped back and said, “Save that For Later”.

11) Running into Laura Silverman (Sarah Silverman’s Sister who I met with actors David Pressman and Rick Overton during my legendary KA trip Last Year) who looked at me and smiled and said, ” Mr. Arthur Kade”. She was an original Celeb Fan when I brought “The Journey” to KA for the first time.

12) While Grabbing Lunch with Kent Osborne, I walked out to see which fellow celeb was outside getting harrassed By Gen Poppers, and knew the dude looked familiar, but couldn’t place it. My first guess was Anthony Michael Hall, but turns out it was Alan Tudyk (Steve The Pirate From DodgeBall), and as Kent and I were walking in from the outside I said it didn’t matter who he was because Arthur Kade was more famous than him anyway.

13) When I ran into “The Dad From One Tree Hill”, we started talking and I said, “Let’s Take a Pic”, and he started thanking me and seemed so genuinely surprised that someone had asked to take a pic with him.  It was so sweet and innocent that I debated hugging him, and saying, “When you’re famous you can’t act like that man.  Own the crowd.  Own the crowd”.

14) Other Fellow Crafters Arthur Kade saw or met but didn’t have a chance to network with: John Legend (Nicest Guy Ever), Juliette Lewis (She is Absolutely Insane), Simon Rex, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Levar Burton (Jordi La Forge From Star Trek), Bob Saget (Who Had 3 gorgeous girls around him), Paris Hilton (Who actually looked really great), Adrian Grenier (He acts, walks, and moves exactly like Vinnie Chase and his movie, Teenage Paparazzi got mixed reviews with one juror telling me, “That movie makes him look like the biggest narcissist).

“Welcome to KadeDance”…Arthur Kade…01/26/10

There are Many More Great Moments and Contacts. Here are some of my favorite vids and pics

When You’re an amazing rising “Global Icon” like Arthur Kade, you begin to realize how small the world is, and how much it all wants to meet and introduce your Stardom to the Gen Pop, and how it’s important to not just have a stronghold in just your home country, but also an influence in other Influential, Good Looking, and Sophisticated, English speaking continents or countries like Australia, and with the release of one of the most enlightening and groundbreaking articles in the Countries recent memory that was written about The Brand in CLEO Magazine this month, Australia has now embraced Arthur Kade, and can be referred to as Kadestralia. Since the release of this month’s CLEO Magazine, I have been bombarded with emails and press requests from “The Land Down Under”, but there was one that I was saving the announcement for because of how HUGE it is in scope for “The Journey”, and how it shows the “Global Footprint” that is being made by Arthur Kade, and it was finally completed last night, so I wanted to share it with the world.

Last night, while continuing my relentless domination of the “KadeDance Film Festival” (My Cali BFF/Kade Nation SuperFan/Cartoon Network Legend, Kent Osborne, intelligently nicknamed the legendary conference this in respect to how I will be one of the biggest names here for years to come ((I have so many adventures, learnings, experiences, new “Biz” connections, and crazy stories to share when I get back to Philly shortly that I may need 5-10 Blogs this week to share it all with Kade Nation and the Gen Pop, and the vids, stories, and pics with fellow “Crafters”, Directors, Authors, Press, “Supermodels”, Athletes, and observations and even ratings on many of the stars I saw here which made this the greatest investment in the short 10.6113 month history of “The Journey”)), and the influence that Arthur Kade is already leaving here), I was interviewed by the most listened to and most popular Radio show in Australia, “The Matt and Jo Show” in Melbourne in the morning (Their listeners number into the seven digits which is like being interviewed by my future ‘Biz” collaborator and Fan, Ryan Seacrest ((I am sure that the interview with him and Arthur Kade is not far off as well and I have been told by many “Bizzers” here that the sheer raw determination that I show in “The Journey” is similar to his making us both “The Hardest Working Men In Showbizness” right now)) in “The States” as my Aussie fans would say), and the interview went absolutely spectacular and will be groundbreaking in scope, size, and nature (There are times where even Arthur Kade is amazed by Arthur Kade’s Celebrity, but then I remember that my job is “Making the impossible…possible”). They were a tremendous interview, and I can’t wait it to see the reaction that a whole continent gives to it’s new rising star, and hopefully Arthur Kade will soon be talked about in the same breath down there as fellow “Crafters” Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Jodie Foster, Hugh Jackman, and Peter Jackson.

Press is a way of life for Arthur Kade, and I have another HUGE interview that I will probably be announcing in my homeland, Kademerica, this week (Waiting for an Email Confirmation) but what this one meant was HUGE for “The Journey”, and will go down in the annals of Australia Radio as “Arthur Kade’s first radio interview” down under (I will link the podcast once it becomes available).

“Having an entire continent cheering you on is all in a day’s work for Arthur Kade. Welcome to Kadealot”…Arthur Kade….01/25/09