Now that I have gotten back from Kade Angeles and my “Mini vaca” in AC, it’s time to start hitting the pavement and start building an amazing pipeline of work for the old resume. As I was going through and applying for some more new casting auditions on Actors Access, I noticed there’s a high demand for body doubles. They are looking for every body part imaginable including: Hands, butts, tits, feet, etc., and since I have perfect model measurements and dimensions, I think this could be a nice avenue for me, especially because most people are not well proportioned like me, so I have an adavantage with my look and build (Although my workouts have been shit the last two weeks, it’s time for some 2 a days). Then I was talking to a friend tonight about girls who have great body parts and started thinking how there’s a lot of girls that need to work on their ass. Even the hottest girls will have the ugliest, most un-fuckable asses, and I can’t tell you how many times I have seen an 8 or 9 that has a shitty ass and could be so much more fuckable and higher on the scale. I hope girls take notes and work on their asses, because if you want to land hot quality guys like me and my friends, then a great ass is vital, because you may look hot dressed, but I have blown girls off for body parts or other stuff that turns me off ( I actually used to hook up with a model who bruised me from having no cushion in her ass and when I told her to start working out, she said it would hurt her career, so we parted ways, “Kade Style”).

WORST ASSES:

#5 Angelina Jolie: She’d be so much hotter if she didn’t have the ugliest man ass possible. She has no hips, cheeks are too close together, and even though that tattoo looks amazing, I would never fuck her from behind.

#4 Vida Guerra: I can’t believe this woman is famous for her ass. It is disgusting. Like two planets colliding in orbit. They are way too big and artificial looking. They look like water filled balloons that would pop with a needle. Pass

#3 Lindsay Lohan: 80 year old saggy ass with no shape or definition. She’s like a big lump of wrinkly, freckled skin just sagging on thin bones. Sometimes, it looks hotter when she’s heavier, but this picture is foul.

#2 Paris Hilton: She’s got an infant butt on an adult body. Her butt looks so boney and lacks good shape and definition. I think it would hurt to do her from behind. She’s got no outer curve to her butt either. I’ve seen her sex tape too and she’s got NO skills in the bedroom which is a double whammy for Arthur Kade.

#1 worst butt of all goes to Kim Kardashian: What is this pile of mess? Her ass crack is so far up, her cheeks are too big, hips are wider than her shoulders, and there’s no shape. Looks like a rectangular ass with cellulite that would appear and disappear every time you move while doing her from behind. How does Reggie Bush deal with this?

Tomorrow, I will do a post on top 5 best asses. You will see what an ideal ass looks like.

I have to get more into Twitter because I am now an adjective and all the big celebs are communicating through it so it’s great way to spread The Brand:

A solid fan and my new boy, Marshall Barnes (Crazy Hot up and coming DJ in LA, spun at “My House” when I took it over “Kade Style”) twittered me this: “Just landed in la. Back from vegas killed it kade style”.

I responded “when u comin east?? i’ll show u some kadespitality”

His Bro, Ste Van responded “Kadespitality!! U gotta make a kadetionary.”

Amazing.