While driving home from “The Hamptons Domination” where I got to do some of the most amazing stuff that only people at my level get to do (Exclusive invite to The Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge, The Social Life Mansion, followed by VIP treatment at Pink Elephant), I started a conversation with The Entourage about a situation that had happened the night before, in which I was talking to a girl (She was a solid NYC 8.7, who with proper grooming, molding, and teaching could be elevated to an easy 9.1 because she has all of the physical tools needed to elevate, but needs a good “Sugar Daddy Effect” that Arthur Kade can provide to dress and clothe and touch her up to highest levels), and I could tell that she was totally not digging my vibe. I was surprised because usually girls that meet me automatically fall victim to my Kade charm, and they sense the importance and significance that my name carries, but considering that I get paid for my looks and talent, it is usually me telling them to buzz off, and here I found myself not getting the usual “I want you” reaction to my “Seduction Eyes”, and I was perplexed. My friends said in the car that she wasn’t into me, and I told them, “I could tell it wasn’t happening after the shots at Pink Elephant, so I just decided to bail on it”.

My friend who had joined me for the trip was telling us that by the end of the night, he felt like he could have had the girl at will, and we started breaking down why she was feeling his vibe more than mine (I am usually the one passing the girls that I don’t want off to them), and more importantly, was there something wrong with my game last night, because as everyone knows I am now going on 6 months without sex, but 98% of that is self-inflicted because I haven’t found anyone worthy of it yet (There have been a few girls that have qualified, but they are either committed ((I feel bad stealing girls from other guys, although the guys would probably brag to their friends that I had their girlfriend and maybe even send me a gift or something to autograph for them since almost everyone is in awe or fans)) or the I am required to put time into it which takes away from my total commitment from “The Journey”, or something fucked up the night like cock-blocks or publicists), the situation wasn’t conducive to coming back to Chateau Kade or a hotel room at the glam places I am usually staying, and we started talking with the group about how different guys give off different vibes, and how certain girls feel certain vibes more than others. I have broken these vibes down into several categories, “Kade Style” and it’s funny that I feel that I fall into the ones that will get me more sex than any other man I know, but not necessarily want a relationship with anyone (Although today I felt a bit lonely becuase I have some cool shit happening everywhere around me and wish I could brag to someone besides my fans worldwide). We analyzed what we all were, and I want you to guess where I fall which could also be a combination of a couple.

1) The Poet-This guy is a romantic at heart (Flowers, Poetry, Cooking Dinners), and is all about being the gentlemen towards any girl whether she is a 4 or a 10. He is creative, nice, and has a more feminine look at the world which makes girls feel comfortable with him because they feel he “Understands” them, but sometimes can be looked at as Too Nice or a pushover, but in the beginning the girls will either look at him as a BFF, or they will be so attracted to his niceness and romantic passion that they will sleep with him, but he can sometimes lack that edge needed to “Fuck their Brains Out” for an extended period, and the girl begins to get bored of being smothered and feeling like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, and will want someone to have sex with her in a pool.

2) The Dick-This guy comes off as a total asshole when you meet him, and sometimes he is, and sometimes it is a shield until someone gets to know him, but The Dick will usually have a very polarizing effect on girls because they will either want to get screwed by him in the bathroom (Imagine Mickey Rourke in “The Wrestler”), or they will say “I can’t stand him” (Although those girls usually still want to be used in the bathroom, but have too much pride to admit it), and he really doesn’t care because he can be a bit narcissistic and self absorbed, but usually because he has had 100+ girls in his life and prefers Kinky sexual situations like threesomes, orgies, toys, and torture, but girls have trouble understanding why he won’t take them seriously since he usually has a rotation of them. He will treat girls like shit, but they will want him more, but in the end he may end up alone because he loves himself the most.

3) The Cerebral- This guy germinates pure intelligence, and is usually very intellectual and quiet, but can have a pretty crazy wild side that is reserved for only for intimate situations. He is usually not very outgoing in public, but can be very engaging in private, and usually needs help engaging a hot girl, but he is usually very successful and organized, and girls will sense security and safenss with him, but he may lack that ability to keep them sexually interested enough because sex is very basic and boring (usually sticks to one position for 20 minutes), and they will usually gravitate to The Dick for more passion and aggression, but they will always come back for the safety, especially if they are over 30 and looking to get wifed and have children, and feel like they have sewed their wild oats.

4) The Athlete- This guy is more consumed with working out/sports than he is about career, girls and social life, and girls will usually like the look, body, and dedication of The Athlete, but they will have trouble tearing him away from his true love which is sports and working out. I am not referring to Pro Athletes necessarily, but guys who are athletic are usually consumed with being with other guys and feeling that Team comradery. The Athlete usually lacks passion and romanticism, and is more of a robot in bed, and may have an American Psycho effect where he looks at his body in the mirror while fucking.

5) The Humble- This guy is very laid back, and won’t spend time bragging about himself, his career, or his money, but can potentially have a lot of all of them, and let’s his actions do the talking for them. “Real Money”, will usually not talk about it, but hot girls who are gold diggers will have trouble falling for this guy because he is not flashy or showy, but if you choose to spend time with him then he will show it in private with jewelry, houses, cars, and jets. The Humble will usually dress very conservatively (Polo, Hickey Freeman, Turnball and Asser), and look very low-key, and may be too consumed with career, and the girl will feel like she comes second all the time which pushes her away.

6) The Flash- This guy is all about the show, and wants everyone to know it because he is an entertainer at heart, and loves the attention that come with being “The Star of The Show”, and will usually be the center of the party anywhere he is. He s usually dressed very fashionably in designer clothes, or has a very unique style, but may appear richer than he is, but the girls love him anyway because he is probably very good looking, charming, and outgoing, and will usually have the girls eating out of the palm of his hand right away (Usually loves sex with multiple girls and the cameras on him at all times), but sometimes this affect can wear off once the girl wants to get away from the action, and will get tired of constantly feeling like she is on a stage. He requires someone who is willing to play The Game with him, and has trouble disconnecting to reality of calmness