Comments on: Return Of The Kadette

By: lc

lc — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:54:45 +0000

and let’s not forget the importance of coke. you can practically fish for strippers with that shit. if u choose to partake as well,just moderate so u can still get your noodle up when she’s breaking u off with a private dance back at the chateau after she gets off.

By: beach chair

beach chair — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:59:38 +0000

These are sad times for our dear old departed-but-doesn’t-know-it-yet Arthur Kade: Not only did he produce an epic fail by not even being able to win the Philebrity Award for Excommunication (scroll to the bottom, like you didn’t know that’s where you’d find him) — an award for which just months ago he would have been a shoe-in — he’s also now trolling the Barbary on Monday nights and freaking out people who really did think he was made up this whole time. Through all of this recent activity, you shall hear the howling wind that accompanies literally nobody giving a fuck. And why should we? The Douche Culture is shifting before our very eyes, and while so much of the Arthur Kade Thing was about assimilating, with the advent of Jersey Shore, being a douchebag now is all about strong shows of douche pride, to show a milquetoast world just how much of a spray-tanned, cum-dumb freak you are. (Hell, there’s even a Jersey Shore Name Generator now so white kids in the suburbs can play along while learning how to pronounce “capicola” and getting hip to the Venga Boys.)

By: beach chair

beach chair — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:47:42 +0000

you are an ASSCLOWN!

By: Russell

Russell — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:19:48 +0000

This lady’s reintroduction into Arthur’s world just screams for a shoutout from the chrisDUDE. Where you at, DUDE?

- the russDUDE

By: Zombie Kade will Destroy you

Zombie Kade will Destroy you — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:43:57 +0000

@ John: “Your face looks like acne-riddled pie dough.”

Outstanding.

So how does one make douchebag pie, anyway?

By: Zombie Kade will Destroy you

Zombie Kade will Destroy you — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:42:38 +0000

Yo, Anal- this girl seems pretty nice, have you introduced her to THE FAN yet?

That’d be pretty cool- the FAN could probably put together a youtube video with the two of them where she could talk and he wouldn’t do junior high school tongue flicks when she wasn’t looking and stuff.

Seriously anal- where’s the FAN? He definitely brings the level of this ridicutarded blob up to a level that isn’t eye burningly inept.

And speaking of the FAN- have you guys gone on any auditions together yet? Is the FAN a good actor? What is the FAN’s favorite color? Does he like spicy foods? The FAN seems much better groomed than you- has he given you any hygiene tips?

By: Unbelieveable

Unbelieveable — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:24:45 +0000

Seriously, dude, you’re still posting on here? You are so early-summer it’s ridiculous. Translation into Kade language: Ridiculouth.

By: John

John — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:28:21 +0000

Arthur, I say this with total indifference to you, and what you’re about, but you are very ugly. You say you can pass for mid-twenties? I doubt you looked mid-twenties when you were IN your mid-twenties!

Your face looks like acne-riddled pie dough. You are lumpy and red and your face looks exhausted. You really are lying to yourself if you think you are attractive. In all seriousness, you actually look scary.

By: The Blonde

The Blonde — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:09:54 +0000

Stuff’s Stupid!

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:52:28 +0000

You are such a selfish jerk. You can’t ltet someone else talk for two seconds without shouting, “Look at me.” You are a child.