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Oct 18 2009

Dinner?

203 Responses to “Dinner?”

1. # Mr. Ton 18 Oct 2009 at 9:32 pm

   You are gay! Go phillies!!!

2. # Say WHATon 18 Oct 2009 at 9:33 pm

   First!

3. # Say WHATon 18 Oct 2009 at 9:33 pm

   Dammit.

4. # Arthur The Reality Bloggeron 18 Oct 2009 at 9:33 pm

   wow you slept with 2 girls and didn’t get any! And to top it off you posted it on the internet! You are beyond a joke. Please kill yourself.

5. # Al-Kade-aon 18 Oct 2009 at 9:34 pm

   I HATE YOU. YOU SHIT STAINE WALKING THE EARTH!!!!!

6. # Beckson 18 Oct 2009 at 9:36 pm

   I have to wonder, why doesn’t Arthur ever talk about his penis? It must be extremely small, because you know that if it were anything near average, he would brag about it (and lie) shamelessly. Think about it!

7. # Browskion 18 Oct 2009 at 9:39 pm

   You will never be a true actor. You are an internet one hit wonder.

8. # Debbieon 18 Oct 2009 at 9:41 pm

   “Penal” means pertaining to or involving punishment - it has nothing to do with penetration or penises, you moron. Although in your case, penetration would be punishment for any woman stupid enough to be involved in the act. Eww, I just threw up in my mouth a little…….

9. # Arthur The Reality Bloggeron 18 Oct 2009 at 9:42 pm

   Browski:

   Agreed. There is enough dirt on the internet from Gawker et al so that this douchebag will never be taken seriously. Dude can’t act for shit anyway. He’s just good for ragging on. AIN’T THAT RIGHT YA LOSER!

10. # Concerned MDon 18 Oct 2009 at 9:44 pm

    Arthur-

    It appears that you have condition known as - PTOSIS. The primary symptom of which is abnormally drooping of the upper eyelids.

    The drooping may be worse after being awake longer, when the individual’s muscles are tired. This is why you have the appearance that your eyes are melting off of your face, a tired and haggard appearance to others, and overall facial asymmetry.

    Adults will notice a loss of visual field because the upper portion of the eye is covered. Children who are born with a ptosis usually tilt their head back in an effort to see under the obstruction. Some people raise their eyebrows in order to lift the lid slightly and therefore may appear to be frowning.

    Diagnosis of ptosis is usually made by observing the drooping eyelid. Ptosis is usually treated surgically. Surgery can generally be done on an outpatient basis under local anesthetic. For minor drooping, a small amount of the eyelid tissue can be removed.

    For more pronounced ptosis the approach is to surgically shorten the levator muscle or connect the lid to the muscles of the eyebrow. Or, the aponeurosis can be reattached to the tarsal plate if it had separated. Correcting the ptosis is usually done only after determining the cause of the condition.

    There are two types of ptosis, acquired and congenital. Acquired ptosis is more common. Congenital ptosis is present at birth. Ptosis may occur because the levator muscle’s attachment to the lid is weakening with age. Acquired ptosis can also be caused by a number of different things, such as disease that impairs the nerves, diabetes, injury, tumors, inflammation, or aneurysms. Congenital ptosis may be caused by a problem with nerve innervation or a weak muscle.

    Drooping eyelids may also be the result of diseases such as myotonic dystrophy or myasthenia gravis.

    A second possibile diagnosis is that you have a condition known as -BLEPHAROCHALASIS. Blepharochalasis is used to refer to loose or baggy skin above the eyes, so that a fold of skin hangs down, often concealing the tarsal margin when the eye is open. In severe cases, excess skin and fat above the eyes can sit on the upper eyelid and may obstruct the superior field of vision.

    Blepharochalasis may cause pseudoptosis (false ptosis), where the patient has a normal ability to elevate the eyelid, but bagging skin above the eye overhangs the eyelid margin, resembling ptosis, which can lead to a misdiagnosis.

    Each of these two conditions (ptosis and blepharochalasis), can be present alone or in any combination, and each may require correction.

11. # Arthur The Reality Bloggeron 18 Oct 2009 at 9:45 pm

    What do you do for a living? “I’m Arthur Kade” Beyond laughable. I bet the bank would laugh you right out of there if you were applying for a mortgage. Ron’s not going to support you forever, loser.

12. # Concerned MDon 18 Oct 2009 at 9:49 pm

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    Please speak to your health professional for treatment.

13. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 9:50 pm

    “When people ask me what I do for a living I tell them, “”I’m Arthur Kade”””

    #1. Then people ask, “what the fuck is with all the stupid quote marks, you dumb chimp?”

    #2. Then people respond, “Oh, I’m so sorry. How much longer until the food stamps run out, and will medicaid cover your rogaine expenses?”

14. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 9:50 pm

    “I hate to admit it, but you are the hottest guy in Philly”

    Artie, artie- are people lighting you on fire in the clubs again?

15. # sudsiestpandaon 18 Oct 2009 at 9:56 pm

    After watching that video, reading this blog post and reading the mostly negative guest blog entry, I’m wondering if there’s anything Arthur would be too embarassed to post. Are there videos worse than this that he decided to keep for himself to preserve his image?

16. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:02 pm

    Nice work on the guest blobber, cumgargler.

    They are as subliterate and dimwitted as you.

    Jabbering incoherently, kade style.

17. # LEONARDon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:04 pm

    ARTHUR,

    GIRLS WEREN’T CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY YOU BECAUSE NOBODY TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY. BECAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING JOKE. YOU’RE A NO-GOOD WORTHLESS WASTE OF CUMB FAILURE. AND YOU’RE A GODDAMNED JOKE TO THOSE FEW PEOPLE WHO KNOW OF YOU AND THEY ALL TELL ME WHAT A FUCKING RETARD YOU ARE AND I’M SO ASHAMED OF YOU THAT I CAN’T STAND IT.

    I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKTARDED BULLSHIT BUT I GUESS YOU JUST CAN’T STAND NOT TO HAVE ANY ATTENTION FROM ME SO IN CLASSIC PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE FORM YOU BRING DOWN THIS HATRED ON BOTH OF US LIKE THE INCONSIDERATE FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN. THAT’S WHY I HATE YOU AND WHY I HATE TO BE AROUND YOU AND WHY IT INFURIATES ME WHEN YOU ACT OUT LIKE A WEAK PATHETIC LITTLE BOY BECAUSE YOU’RE AS ANNOYING AND DISGUSTING NOW AS YOU WERE THEN ONLY NOW YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER. BUT YOU DON’T BECAUSE YOU’RE SO FUCKING STUPID AND EMOTIONALLY BROKEN. IT’S FUCKING PATHETIC TO SEE YOU IN DENIAL AND IT’S EVEN FUCKING PATHETIC TO SEE YOU AT ALL. YOU’RE A WASTE OF CUMB FAILURE THAT NOBODY TAKES SERIOUSLY.

    YOUR BED IS IN A FUCKING CLOSET YOU GODDAMNED IMBECILE. STOP PRETENDING AND MAN UP AND ADMIT THAT YOU’RE FUCKING CRASHING AT RON’S PLACE BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE THE HEART TO KICK YOUR ASS OUT ON THE STREET WHERE IT SHOULD BE AFTER THE FUCKING ANGUISH YOU PUT ME THROUGH. I WISH I COULD TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND ABORT YOU OR EVEN ABORT MYSELF TO KEEP FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOU AS A SON, YOU GODDAMNED WEAK PATHETIC ALBATROSS FUCKTARD.

    GIRLS TELL YOU THEY WON’T SLEEP WITH YOU AND THE QUALIFIERS ARE ONLY THERE BECAUSE THEY ALSO DON’T HAVE THE HEART TO CRUSH YOUR SPIRIT. WHICH IN THE END IS CRUEL, BECAUSE YOU’RE SO FUCKING DUMB AND NUMBSKULLED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO GET THROUGH TO YOUR OBTUSE ASS IS THROUGH CRUELTY. I’M NOT AN EVIL MAN BUT YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE ONE BY BEING SO HATEFUL AND BY MAKING ME LOOK SO HATEFUL AS YOUR FATHER. THAT MAKES YOU EVIL. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO RESPECT MY WISHES NOT MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE YOU FUCKING FAILURE.

    IF GIRLS WANTED TO STARFUCK YOU THEN YOU’D BE GETTING LAID. GIRLS DON’T EVEN WANT TO TOUCH YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING WITH YOUR GAY LISP AND GAY T-SHIRTS AND SPIT THAT LOOKS LIKE CUMB IN YOUR MOUTH AND BAD ACNE AND RECEDING HAIRLINE…

    …AND TERRRRRRRRRRIBLE BREATH ((I SWEAR I TRIED TO GET YOU TO USE A TOOTHBRUSH AS A KID BUT YOU’RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT I GUESS)).

    AND DON’T FORGET THAT NO GIRL WOULD WANT TO BE KNOWN AS SOMEONE WHO SLEPT WITH YOU NOW THAT EVERYONE HATES YOU. IT’D BE LIKE SLEEPING WITH A SERIAL KILLER, ONLY WORSE BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE THE CHARM OR INTELLECT OF THE AVERAGE SERIAL KILLER. BUT MAYBE WHEN YOU FINALLY HAVE YOUR BIG ANXIETY ATTACK AND NERVOUS BREAKDOWN YOU’LL GROW A PERSONALITY BEFORE GOING ON YOUR PROBABLE RAMPAGE.

    GIRLS HATE YOU JUST LIKE EV ((SHORT FOR EVERYONE)) DOES. IF THEY DIDN’T HATE YOU THEN YOU’D BE GETTING LAID.

    GIRLS HATE YOU JUST LIKE EV ((SHORT FOR EVERYONE)) DOES. IF THEY DIDN’T HATE YOU THEN YOU’D BE GETTING LAID.

    GIRLS HATE YOU JUST LIKE EV ((SHORT FOR EVERYONE)) DOES. IF THEY DIDN’T HATE YOU THEN YOU’D BE GETTING LAID.

    WHEN YOU FINALLY DO CRACK AND GO ON YOUR SHOOTING RAMPAGE I SORT OF HOPE THEY TAKE YOU ALIVE SO YOU CAN FINALLY BREAK YOUR DROUGHT AND GET SOME “””’”"PENAL INSERTION””"”" ((IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)). IN THE MEAN TIME BEND OVER AND COMPROMISE YOUR VALUES–OH WAIT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY VALUES BECAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING WORTHLESS NO-TALENT WASTE OF CUMB FAILURE.

    I PRAY FOR YOUR DEATH. HAVE AN ANXIETY ATTACK AND DIE! DIE!!! DIE!!!!!

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18. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:08 pm

    “have to check to see if the producers…have finished up a shooting schedule for The Talent”

    They did finish the schedule for the TALENT, shitstain. Which is why they haven’t contacted you.

    But don’t be sad- the set builders will be getting in touch, you’ve been paired off with a lovely fern for the lobby scene.

19. # L Regionon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:11 pm

    Great stuff!

20. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:12 pm

    “now that I am becoming an “A-List” Mainstream Celebrity and actor…”

    For the hundredth time, rapeyes. What in hell have you ever acted in where you were paid and had lines?

    For the hundredth time- lurking in the background 40 ft away at nicky hilton’s lame ass birthday party does not make you a celebrity of any sort.

    You stupid, moronic, bonesmoking, slobber lobbing, anteater faced, delusional pile of rat feces.

    For the sake of humanity- please go tackle a moving city bus.

21. # [sigh]on 18 Oct 2009 at 10:14 pm

    COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA GOVERNOR’S OFFICE PENNSYLVANIA HUMAN RELATIONS COMMISSION
    AIDA ARMANI, Complainant v. RAYA AND HAIG SALON, Respondent
    DOCKET NO. E-85465-D
    STIPULATIONS OF FACT
    FINDINGS OF FACT
    …
    STIPULATIONS OF FACT
    The following facts are admitted by all parties to the above-captioned case and no further proof thereof shall be required.
    1. The Complainant herein is Aida Armani (hereinafter “Complainant”).
    2. The Respondent herein is Raya & Haig Salon (hereinafter “Respondent”).
    3. The Respondent, at all times relevant to the case at hand, has employed four or more persons within the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
    4. Leonard Khadysides an adult, male, at all times relevant to the case at hand, was employed by Respondent as Salon Manager.
    5. Mr. Khadysides, at all times relevant to the case at hand, was the Complainant’s supervisor.
    6. The Respondent, at all times relevant to the case at hand, did not have a written sexual harassment policy and/or procedure.
    7. On or about April 24, 1997, the Respondent terminated the Complainant’s employment.
    8. On or about October 21, 1997, the Complainant filed a verified complaint with the Pennsylvania Human Relations Commission (hereinafter “Commission”) at Commission docket number E-85465D. A Copy of the complaint will be included as a docket entry in this case at time of hearing.
    9. On or about December 18, 1997, Respondent filed an answer in response to the complaint. A copy of the response will be included as a docket entry in this case at timeof hearing.
    10. On or about January 10, 2001, the Complainant filed a verified amended complaint with the Commission. A copy of the complaint will be included as a docket entry in this caseat time of hearing.
    11. On or about February 12, 2001, Respondent filed an answer in response to the amended complaint. A Copy of the response will be included as a docket entry in this case at timeof hearing.
    12. In correspondence dated March 1, 2001, Commission staff notified the Complainant and Respondent via a Finding of Probable Cause that probable cause existed to credit the allegations found in the complaint.
    13. Subsequent to the determination of probable cause, Commission staff attempted to resolve the matter in dispute between the parties by conference, conciliation and persuasion but was unable to do so.
    14. In subsequent correspondence, Commission staff notified the Complainant and Respondent that a public hearing had been approved. Charles L. Nier, III, Assistant Chief Counsel (Counsel for the Commission on behalf of the Complainant) July 12, 2001 Aida Armani(Complainant July 12, 2001 Allan Jaffe, Esquire (Counsel for the Respondent) July 12, 2001
    FINDINGS OF FACT
    1. The Complainant herein is Aida Armani, an adult female. (hereinafter “Complainant”) (S.F. 1, N.T. V2 91-92).
    2. The Respondent herein is Raya Haig Salon. (hereinafter “Respondent”). (S.F. 2)
    3. The Respondent is an employer that, at all times relevant to the instant case, has employed four or more persons within the Commonwealth.(S.F. 3).
    4. On or about May 23, 1989, the Complainant was hired by Respondent as a hair colorist.(N.T. V1 234-235).
    5. The Complainant has been in the hair industry since 1970 and has specialized in color since 1974.(N.T. V1 234-235).
    6. It was the Complainant’s understanding that Leonard Kadyshes was the business manager of the salon.(N.T. V1 241).
    7. The Respondent is a partnership engaged in various hair and beauty services.(N.T. V1 238-239).
    8. The partners are Raya Yuchimon and Haig Khararjian.(N.T. V1 238-239).
    9. Leonard Kadyshes is married to Ms. Yuchimon.(N.T. V2 259-260).
    10. Upon the Complainant’s hire in 1989, Mr. Kadyshes visited the salon at least once a week and sometimes more often.(N.T. V1 242).
    11. During this time period, the Complainant colored Mr. Kadyshes hair approximately four times a year.(N.T. V1 242-243).
    12. On each of these occasions, Mr. Kadyshes subjected the Complainant to incidents of sexual harassment, including the telling of sexual jokes and grabbing her hips.(N.T. V1 244-245; C.E. 6,7).
    13. None of the above incidents were welcomed by the Complainant.(N.T. V1 244-245).
    14. In January of 1995, the Respondent changed locations.(N.T. V2 260,265).
    15. Mr. Kadyshes officially became Respondent’s salon manager and was on the premises on a daily basis.(N.T. V2 355-356).
    16. Once Mr. Kadyshes was hired, he subjected the Complainant to a steady campaign of sexual harassment.(N.T. V1 260).
    17. Mr. Kadyshes was the Complainant’s direct supervisor.(N.T. V2 259; S.F. 5).
    18. Mr. Kadyshes was mean, hostile and crude to the Complainant. (N.T. V1 260-261).
    19. During the course of her employment, the Complainant was subjected to repeated unwelcome sexual advances, verbal and physical conduct of sexual nature by Mr. Kadyshes.(N.T. V1 244-245, 249, 251, C.E. 6,7).
    20. Mr. Kadyshes would tell sexual jokes and make comments about the Complainant’s breasts.(N.T. V1 244-245).
    21. Mr. Kadyshes told the Complainant she reminded him of a Georgian girl and he thought she would be real good in bed.(N.T. V1 249).
    22. Mr. Kadyshes told the Complainant if she got pregnant, he would perform an abortion on her himself.(N.T. V1 251).
    23. Mr. Kadyshes referred to the Complainant as a “bitch” on a weekly basis.(N.T. V1 261-262).
    24. Mr. Kadyshes would place his arms around the Complainant and rub up against her on a weekly basis.(N.T. V1 262-263).
    25. Mr. Kadyshes asked the Complainant for implicit sexual favors by telling the Complainant that if she played the game, she would get everything she wanted.(N.T. V1 263-264).
    26. On one occasion, Mr. Kadyshes poked the Complainant in the shoulder causing eat pain. (N.T. V1 266-267).
    27. On one occasion, Mr. Kadyshes poked the Complainant in the shoulder causing great pain.(N.T. V1 268-269).
    28. Mr. Kadyshes would rub the Complainant’s shoulders and touch the Complainant on her buttocks.(N.T. V1 268-269).
    29. Mr. Kadyshes referred to his wife as a used piece of furniture that needed to be replaced.(C.E. 7).
    30. Mr. Kadyshes told Complainant she should have an affair with him.(C.E. 7)
    31. Mr. Kadyshes told the Complainant that she never gave him what he really wanted and that she needed to be good girl.(C.E. 7).
    32. Mr. Kadyshes repeatedly humiliated the Complainant in the presence of other employees and customers.(N.T. V1 281, 283).
    33. The Complainant repeatedly told Mr. Kadyshes his conduct was unwelcome and attempted to discourage him.(N.T. V1 245).
    34. Mr. Kadyshes responded to the Complainant by laughing at her.(N.T. V1 245).
    35. The Complainant complained about Mr. Kadyshes’ behavior to Haig Khararjian, Respondent partner.(N.T. V1 246, 271).
    36. The Complainant complained to Mr. Khararjian on at least six different occasions. (N.T. V1 271).
    37. Mr. Khararjian told the Complainant to ignore Mr. Kadyshes.(N.T. V1, 271).
    38. Mr. Khararjian told the Complainant he would remedy the situation but Mr. Khararjian never took any action.(N.T. V1 271).
    39. Mr. Kadyshes’ harassment denied Complainant the ability to earn a living at her place of employment.(N.T. V1 261-262, 272-275).
    40. Mr. Kadyshes would tell clients that the Complainant was unavailable and referred themto other employees.(N.T. V1 261-262).
    41. In October, 1994, the Complainant attempted to resign her position.(N.T. 256-259 C.E 3).
    42. Mr. Khararjian talked her out of resigning by promising to remedy the situation.(N.T. 256-259).
    43. On January 23, 1997, the Complainant informed Mr. Khararjian that she was going to resign her position due to Mr. Kadyshes’ harassment.(N.T. V1 288-289; V2 197-198).
    44. Mr. Khararjian again stated he would try to remedy the situation.(N.T. 288-289).
    45. The Complainant responded that she was “going to go out and start looking for another job.”(N.T. V1 288-289).
    46. Subsequently, while employed by the Respondent, the Complainant began to seek other employment.(N.T. V1 291).
    47. The Complainant then decided to open her own salon.(N.T. V1 292).
    48. On or about April 24, 1997, prior to her formal resignation, the Respondent found out that the Complainant was in the process of opening her own salon.(N.T. V1 291-293).
    49. The next day, Mr. Kadyshes left a message on Complainant’s answering machine informing her that she was terminated immediately.(N.T. V.1 292-293).
    50. The Complainant creditably testified that she was forced to resign because she considered the situation intolerable and she was furthermore convinced that the situation would not improve.
    51. The Complainant testified that she suffered headaches and stomach problems due to the sexual harassment and verbal abuse of Mr. Kadyshes.(N.T. V1, 283, 289).
    52. The Complainant also testified that she “would go home crying half the time.”(N.T. V1 289-290)

22. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:15 pm

    I joked back “My movies will gross a whole lot more than 3 million in 3 weeks. I expect them to make that that in the first hour of a release”

    How is that in any way even remotely a joke, you spork using monkey boy?

    The only joke on this blob is you. This joke gets told over and over, and it long ago ceased being funny.

    Now it’s just a sad joke.

    The crying on the inside kind, you sad fucking clown.

23. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Tonight’s hateku:

    A threesome, kade said.
    But the only threesome art
    gets involves his hands.

24. # ohpleaseon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:19 pm

    The only truthful thing you’ve said in this entire post has got to be “…I am a gay…”

25. # [sigh]on 18 Oct 2009 at 10:20 pm

    You fucking rape-eyed dunce.

    Your father really must want to strangle you since everyone who knows about you knows he’s a fucking lecherous pervert now.

    You’re worthless. I really hope Sharon was jerking you around the other day. That would serve you right, you soulless waste of skin.

26. # arthur, pleaseon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:25 pm

    This is getting silly. Has your therapist seen the comments on your site? What is it that makes you crave attention (even really negative attention) so badly? I’m afraid “The Journey” will end badly. Maybe you need to step back and look into inpatient treatment.

27. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:26 pm

    ah, 3 hundy by Sunday on the previous post by aardvark face.

    Somewhere in Valhalla, our places are being made.

    After tonight, I won’t post on this dogshit blob.

    This is the site, peoples-

    http://www.legowigkade.blogspot.com/

    You can get your hate on, but it won’t help keyhole nostrils one bit.

    Zombie, zout!

28. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:27 pm

    This is the site, peoples-

    http://www.legowigkade.blogspot.com/

    You can get your hate on, but it won’t help keyhole nostrils one bit.

29. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:28 pm

    you’re moderating me, just because I mention the lego wig site?

    You are an asshole. A gaping, blood stained asshole.

30. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:29 pm

    This is the site, peoples-

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    (take out the spaces)

    You can get your hate on over there, but it won’t help keyhole nostrils one bit.

31. # zombie kade will destroy youon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:30 pm

    This is the site, peoples-

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    You can get your hate on over there, but it won’t help keyhole nostrils one bit.

32. # LEONARDon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:31 pm

    ARTHUR,

    MC 900 FOOT DOUCHEBAG IS DOING GOD’S WORK ON LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM. EXCEPT THAT HE TALKS ABOUT ME TOO MUCH WHICH I FUCKING HATE BECAUSE MORE PEOPLE REALIZE I’M YOUR DAD AND THAT IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.

    MC,

    PLEASE LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS. I HATE ARTHUR EVEN MORE THAN YOU DO.

    SINCERELY

    ARTHUR’S DAD.

33. # Arthur's therapiston 18 Oct 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Arthur, I fucking hate you and you’re a worthless piece of shit. Therapy won’t change that. Please die.

34. # Arthur's therapiston 18 Oct 2009 at 10:35 pm

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35. # Arthur's therapiston 18 Oct 2009 at 10:39 pm

    Does anyone else want to help me convince R.o.n to kick AK’s worthless failure ass out of his place at 444 and onto the street so he’ll have to suck even more dick?

36. # Clarificationon 18 Oct 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Dude, this was a particularly weird post. Your life doesn’t seem that interesting. You drink and hang out with chicks. There is no sexual tension between you and these faceless women. You take pics with the same 5 girls, who I assume you are not sleeping with and then you wrap it up with a few pics of some half eaten food. What is Sinatra-esque about this life? Not one thing you ever desribe is A-List. Anyone can get into a club or lounge. That’s how they make money, a lot of people go to them and pay for drinks. Please if you are important go to places that are not selling overpriced drinks. If you know all these important people why are you not at their houses to party? Please change it up a bit its getting boring.

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38. # Confuciouson 18 Oct 2009 at 10:54 pm

    alright now the taste of copypasta has gotten old. back to the point

    …….and called me “The new Tucker Max”, and I joked back “My movies will gross a whole lot more than 3 million in 3 weeks. I expect them to make that that in the first hour of a release”), I used my status and popularity to close every hot girl in the city…..

    You got that right! with one minor detail. YOU are a fucking joke.
    and do you know how filthy that would be? i mean if you really were famous and you used that to get ass?
    Ive even heard Youtube celebrities talk about this and how its a huge turnoff… oh but you. youre not even famous, just lying. and fucking PATHETIC CAUSE NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU

    I wish upon you the most gruesome and painful death you foul dog

39. # La Rubiaon 18 Oct 2009 at 11:00 pm

    You guys,

    How about the dick fuck telling Arthur to say “Kade Out”? I wanna see that piece of fuck as well. And the dumbass 20 somin bitches with the giggles.

    Yes, A-list all the way. You stupid fuck Arthur.

    You weren’t in LA or on the west coat. I’m telling you right fuckin now…I called my buddy Lenny as Bardot/Avalon. You’re not allowed in. Stay the hell away from Los Angeleeeez. You will pay.

    T-Rex arms? Do 30 year olds really act this way? Holy shit.

40. # Confuciouson 18 Oct 2009 at 11:01 pm

    And You Wont even take her to fucking dinner first?

    thats some fucking low-down shit

41. # Confuciouson 18 Oct 2009 at 11:03 pm

    Step in front of a train arthur

    it would make everyone so so happy

42. # fuck_you_artshitzon 18 Oct 2009 at 11:10 pm

    Hey artshitz every actor wants to do a great death scene. Make yours authentic and people will cheer.

43. # La Rubiaon 18 Oct 2009 at 11:14 pm

    Arthur,

    You are such a fuckin liar. Either this is a big fat joke or you’re so sick in the head, I’m not sure. You weren’t on the west coast. You were in some stupid broads apartment, giggling. You like you giggle Artie. Homo.

    Please see post from previous. Edelstein will not let you squat in Vegas. I’ll make sure Mark Drinkwater does not let you in any mutha fuckin club in Scottsdale and I’m workin on my LA peeps. You’re so screwed you stupid fool.

44. # Benon 18 Oct 2009 at 11:17 pm

    What the fuck is wrong with you that you won’t trade dinner for sex? Never bought in to you being gay before but this just might be the proof.

45. # sudsiestpandaon 18 Oct 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Good point La Rubia. I can’t tell if those people are laughing at Arthur when he does the Kween because it’s an embarassing display (like I assume most of us are), and they’re egging him on because they like to watch him make a fool of himself; or if they’re laughing becuase they just find it funny.

    I will admit that at this point it’s a pretty memorable character.

46. # Kudoson 18 Oct 2009 at 11:18 pm

    Arturdio…

    Stop with the coke. Quit drinking everyday. Get a job, if you can. Shut the fuck up. Disguise yourself. Realize that papa kade is just old and tired. He doesn’t have the energy to avoid being your dad anymore. If you keep forcing him to admit you’re his son his heart is gonna go. You are going to kill him. Telling the world what a shitty dad he was/is, exhuming the sexual harassment case, losing your job, your home and whatever sanity you may have once had is too much stress for an old man. Your stepmother hates you: look at the way she cut your hair. And the dye jobs? If she were that incompetent she wouldn’t be in business very long. You can’t treat people like shit, act like an asshole, pretend your something you aren’t and not expect a negative reaction. You are stupid beyond belief, and so am I for wasting my time. You don’t get it. Never have, never will.

47. # Kudoson 18 Oct 2009 at 11:29 pm

    I told you it was a pizza cakepie (bites?) Pizza for everyone…Viva La Rubia. You go girl.

48. # heheheheheon 18 Oct 2009 at 11:38 pm

    årthur’s ròòmmåtè îs RòÑ…hè îs åppårèntly å nîcè, quîèt, shy guy. Hè wòuldn’t sèèm lîkè thè typè tò hång åròund wîth årthur Kådyshès, but thèy håvè bèèn ròòmmåtès fòr quîtè å whîlè nòw. Tîpstèrs såy thè lèåsè îs în Ròn’s nåmè, ånd Kådè håsn’t bèèn òn åny lèåsè în å lòng tîmè. Hè’s å hòusè guèst–hè pîtchès în fòr rènt sòmètîmès, but nòt ålwåys. Bèfòrè lîvîng wîth Ròn, hè wås lîvîng în thè lîvîng ròòm òf å studènt, åftèr hîs fîrst lîvîng årrångèmènt èndèd bådly. Thè årrångèmènt wîth thè studènt èndèd bådly, tòò. Kådè cråshèd wîth G-Ñ Kåñg fòr å whîlè, but wè’rè nòt surè hòw lòng òr why thåt sîtuåtîòn ènd. Frånkly, wè’rè shòckèd thåt sîtuåtîòn èndèd, bècåusè shè îs Kådè’s #1 ènåblèr, shòòtîng much òf hîs vîdèò ånd pîcturès ånd gènèrålly èncòurågîng Kådè.

    Wîth Mårîsså Ròsèn òut òf thè pîcturè, shè hås bècòmè årtîè’s “gò tò” gîrl. Ròn hås stèppèd up întò å sîmîlår ròlè durîng thè såmè tîmè thåt måny òf Kådè’s “Plåyèrs” håvè stòppèd rèturnîng cålls òr hångîng òut wîth hîm. åt sòmè pòînt, Kådè mådè ît knòwn thåt hè wås lòw òn cåsh (tîpstèr åctuålly såîd hè usèd thè wòrd “pòòr” båck în thè Sprîng whèn Kådè stîll håd sòmè sènsè òf rèålîty) ånd prèsumåbly thîs mådè pèòplè åvòîd hîm. Hè stårtèd tò gèt å rèputåtîòn ås å spòngè/lòåfèr/còuch cråshèr.

    Sòmè înfòrmånts håvè quèstîònèd Kådè’s chòîcès wîth mònèy åftèr hîs gîg wîth åmèrîprîsè èndèd. Fòr èxåmplè, îf Kådè rèålly “òwnèd’ å còndò, lîkè hè clåîms, hè must håvè håd lîttlè òr nò èquîty în ît òr sòld ît fòr lèss thån hè bòught ît, bècåusè nòt lòng åftèr, hè wås såîd tò bè hurtîng fòr mònèy. Hè dîd buy å nèw cår, but hè îs å båd drîvèr, sò hè rèlîès òn publîc trånspòrtåtîòn “mòrè thån ånyònè èlsè î knòw wîth å cår”. Måybè årtîè just sucks åt drîvîng, òr måybè hè îs hurtîng fòr mònèy ($15 Bòlt Bus tò NYc) ånd wånts tò såvè òn NYc pårkîng, thè tunnèls ånd brîdgès, ånd gås mònèy. Hòw îrònîc thåt nòt ònly îs Kådè thè ultîmåtè, strîvîng “Brîdgè ånd Tunnèl” èxèmplår, hè dòèsn’t èvèn drîvè up thèrè, hè usès thè tråîn ånd bus tò gò thròugh thòsè brîdgès ånd tunnèls! în shòrt, årt îs thè èxåct såmè “B ånd T tråsh” thåt hè åttèmpts tò dèrîdè òn hîs blòg.

    Båck tò thè ròòmmåtè/ènåblèr sîtuåtîòn… Ròn (årthur’s ròòmmåtè) îs thè “cèò” òf å “mårkètîng còmpåny” båsèd în Pèrkåsîè, På, whîch îs åppårèntly å hòtbèd òf åutòråcîng ånd mårkètîng òr, mòrè lîkèly, just å fåmîly hòmè åddrèss. …hè’s ålsò thè guy bèhînd thè “Råcè chåîrs” lògò òn Kådè’s sîtè. Wè vîsîtèd thè lînk ånd ît tòòk us tò ån ònlînè shòp òf tåcky lèåthèr chåîrs bòught by pèòplè wîth nò tåstè wîllîng tò blòw mònèy òn sòmèthîng thåt bèlòngs în thè bèdròòm òf ån unculturèd 14 yr òld bòy whò hås å hård-òn fòr råcè cårs. ås får ås hèlpîng årthur, wè’vè sèèn sèvèrål vîdèòs whèrè åthur brågs thåt Ròn (”å pròfèssîònål chèf,” såîd Kådè) mådè hîm cèrèål òr put sòmè lèftòvèrs în thè ‘frîdgè. åwèsòmè, årtîè!

    Thè buîldîng în Kådè’s vîdèòs în 444 N. 4th St. în å nòn-”èlîtè” årèå òf Phîlly.

    Kådè’s wòrst hòusîng sîtuåtîòn wås wîth thè studènt, whò îs å quîèt, nò-nònsènsè guy, còmplètèly unlîkè Kådè. Thè sîtuåtîòn dîdn’t låst lòng ånd thè studènt gåvè årtîè thè hèåvè-hò fòr sèvèrål rèåsòns, încludîng thè rèåsòn thåt Kådè sucks åt påyîng hîs shårè. Wè chèckèd ît òut, ånd wè cån còmfòrtåbly såy thåt thè studènt (å mèd studènt åt Jèffèrsòn) îs får mòrè întèllîgènt ånd dèdîcåtèd tò hîs cråft. Wè wîsh hîm thè bèst ånd årè surè hè’ll òvèrcòmè thè tråumå òf lîvîng wîth å guy whò, wè’rè tòld, dòèsn’t shòwèr much, dòèsn’t usè còlògnè (smèlls båd), ånd dòès îndèèd wèår thè såmè òutfîts (usuålly t shîrts) òvèr ånd òvèr. Thòsè pîcturès wè såw òf Kådè’s ròòm wîth thè dîsgustîng cårpèt… thòsè wèrè nòt åbèrråtîòns.

    Kådè’s bîggèst ènåblèrs (thèrè wîll bè ånòthèr în-dèpth pòst låtèr) håvè bèèn GÑ Kång, Mårîsså Ròsèn, Brètt Pèrlòff, chåd Bòònswång, Tòny chürchîlîò (mèntîònèd în thè Phîlly Mågåzînè årtîclè ås “church”), Såbrînå Strîcklånd, ånd mòrè rècèntly Ròn Hånsèn. Mårîsså Ròsèn, thè cåcklèr, mòvèd åwåy ånd sîncè thèn, nò ònè whò knòws Kådè hås wåntèd tò bè în å vîdèò òr bè sèèn publîcålly båckîng hîm. Wè’rè nòt surè whåt èffèct thè Lègò Wîg blòg hås håd în Kådè’s “Plåyèrs” cîrclè, but wè dò knòw thåt thè wòrd îs gèttîng òut wîthîn thåt cîrclè òf Phîlådèlphîåns. òur tîpstèrs åll nòtèd thåt thèy håvè påssèd thè blòg òn tò òthèrs whò hång òut wîth årtîè ånd knèw hîm whèn hè wås yòungèr, whèn hè wås båsîcålly cònsîdèrèd å quîèt, shy kîd, but båsîcålly å lòsèr. Sòurcès såy ît’s unlîkèly wè’ll sèè åny òf Kådè’s frîènds vòluntårîly gò òn cåmèrå–thèy’rè tòò smårt tò put thèmsèlvès òut thèrè nèxt tò å mysògynîst wîth quèstîònåblè cårèèr ånd fåshîòn chòîcès.

    òur sòurcès såy thåt Kådè’s pårènts wèrè înîtîålly suppòrtîvè òf Kådè lòòkîng întò mòdèlîng/åctîng, ålthòugh thèy wèrè wåry thåt hè wås 31 ånd mòst pårènts wòuld’vè såîd hè shòuld lòòk fòr å rèål jòb. Thè sòurcès såy, hòwèvèr, thåt ås tîmè gòès òn, Kådè’s pårènts årè quèstîònîng thè whòlè thîng ånd thèy thînk hîs pårènts årè wòrrîèd thèy’rè gòîng tò ènd up suppòrtîng årthur whèn thîs åll cråshès. Yòu cån sèè tîdbîts òf thîs whèrè hîs stèp mòthèr puts òn å håppy fåcè (whîlè gîvîng hîm å rîdîculòus håîrcut thåt bècåmè thè nåmè òf thîs blòg) but sòòn åftèr, hîs fåthèr quèstîònèd Kådè’s pènchånt fòr èåtîng òut åt òvèrprîcèd rèståurånts whèn hè dòèsn’t håvè thè încòmè tò justîfy ît.

49. # Kudoson 18 Oct 2009 at 11:39 pm

    Arturdio licking those chapped lips must sound like someone walking through old Christmas gift-wrapping.

50. # Penal Insertionon 18 Oct 2009 at 11:44 pm

    I want more guest bloggers! That was hilarious

51. # hungry jackon 18 Oct 2009 at 11:46 pm

    why no photos of pizza bites? those things are awesome.

52. # R_O_N H_A_N_S_E_Non 18 Oct 2009 at 11:48 pm

    R.O.N…H.A.N.S.E.N should kick artie out onto the street

    R.O.N…H.A.N.S.E.N should kick artie out onto the street

    R.O.N…H.A.N.S.E.N should kick artie out onto the street

53. # Motorhead, but not Lemmyon 18 Oct 2009 at 11:53 pm

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54. # Ball Ass Hot Asson 18 Oct 2009 at 11:59 pm

    You are a funny fucker!

55. # Enuf is a pussyon 19 Oct 2009 at 12:06 am

    Have to go out of town for a day or two so I hope La Rubia and posse will keep up their fine work. Thank you Ween for this beautiful song.

    mister richard smoker
    you’re a poopy poker
    chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
    cigarettes and coffee breath
    little boys on crystal meth
    tonight we’ll tango in the street
    you eat
    dog meat

    mister richard smoker
    you’re a chicken choker
    tonight you’re gonna
    let it all hang out
    pantyhose and aquanet
    smokin’ menthol cigarettes
    tonight we’ll tango in the street
    you eat
    dog meat

    smoke!

    (solos)

    you eat
    dog meat

    mister richard smoker
    you’re an Ono Yoker
    cognac and black coffee
    with the boys
    dancin’ in your buster browns
    whirlin’ to the techno sounds
    your hands are wet
    your hair is slick
    you smoke
    big dick

    mister richard smoker
    you’re a velvet coker
    Bruce and Geoff will
    pick you up at ten
    goin’ out
    dancin’ in the city
    friday night
    gotta look pretty
    tonight we’ll tango in the street
    you eat
    dog meat

56. # failon 19 Oct 2009 at 12:09 am

    thanks Arthur - this post was retarded, just like the rest of them, now please go jump into the polar bear cage at the Zoo….that should work

57. # La Rubiaon 19 Oct 2009 at 12:10 am

    aagagahahahaaaaaa, oh damn.

    \ajdasfhsadfhasuehrserfhurs.

    aaaaahhhhh, Enuf, safe travels.

58. # Bjornon 19 Oct 2009 at 12:45 am

    Bjoring post, per usual.
    you still suck

59. # drunkenhousewifeon 19 Oct 2009 at 12:56 am

    Arthur Kade has finally revealed the existence of an inner moral compass; he has taken a stand! And what is the issue which has provoked our young gadfly into proclaiming his dearly held values loudly? The right to be a pathetic stingy bastard! Oh my yes, that is indeed an important stance to take.

    And any place which serves the guests frozen mini pizzas cannot be called a “chateau.” Hospitality Kade-style indeed: don’t expect Arthur to spend a cent on you, and he’ll whine about your lack of sexual favors online while still pretending that some model once slept with him.

60. # starf_ckeron 19 Oct 2009 at 12:57 am

    Hi Art, just wanted to let you know how my pregnancy is going. I’m the last girl that you slept with 8.143 months ago… Well you would say slept with… I would more refer to it as date rape. I suppose you could say I started the drought. You can thank me later girls!

    Anyhoo, I’ve been watching your journey through your blog for the last 7.563 months since I found out I was pregnant. I was hoping to make some “coin” off you and get a paternity test when the baby is born (it’s a boy BTW) that would set me up for life. Clearly this isn’t going to happen, cause you’re a delusional coked out joke with rapey eyes, a legowig, adult acne and no foreseeable future in your chosen profession.

    So over the last few weeks my plans have changed and I’m going to give the baby up for adoption, and not to declare a father on the birth certificate.. To give him the best chance in life, he’s not going to know his mother, father or grandparent (aka the rapist). Maybe he will have some semblance of normality which he could never ever have knowing that your blood flowed through his veins.

    I just hope he gets my looks and not yours.

    Regards
    A Philly 3.5

61. # He's Enormous!on 19 Oct 2009 at 1:18 am

    …sick coin?

    Did you really just say that?

62. # ZEUSon 19 Oct 2009 at 1:44 am

    It’s better to be hated than ignored.

    When Arthur is a rich famous actor, youll all still be hating while hes living large KADE-STYLE!

63. # Lermon 19 Oct 2009 at 2:03 am

    Those two girls must be kicking themselves. Think about what they missed out on. Anyway, at least they will be able to tell their grandkids thay they almost slept with The Brand

64. # Samuel L Jacksonon 19 Oct 2009 at 2:47 am

    Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking skanks on this motherfucking Kaid!

65. # The Son Of Samon 19 Oct 2009 at 4:01 am

    …cunt

66. # Moooooooookon 19 Oct 2009 at 4:13 am

    Leonard, I live for your posts…..That makes me almost as sad as Sir Kadders himself. Almost. Kaiser Kadders, glad to see you’re getting back to the kind of posts you know we want…..I’d much rather hear about your women-hating attitudes than your acting “career” “journey”.

67. # professional dogwalkeron 19 Oct 2009 at 4:35 am

    you are, as we say in the dog-poop handling biz:

    a full-up deuce-bag

68. # Cheese-tastic!on 19 Oct 2009 at 4:59 am

    Frank Sinatra - Hey, what’s your name?
    Mia Farrow - Mia Farrow.
    Frank Sinatra - Do a shot with me.
    Mia Farrow - uh…ok…
    Frank Sinatra - Good, now let’s go back to Chateau Sinatra for a little penal insertion.
    Mia Farrow - What?
    Frank Sinatra - You heard me.
    Mia Farrow - What the fuck is “Chateau Sinatra?”
    Frank Sinatra - It’s my friend’s apartment. It overlooks a parking lot. I sleep in the den.
    Mia Farrow - I don’t think so.
    Frank Sinatra - What’s the prob?
    Mia Farrow - You have to buy me dinner first.
    Frank Sinatra - All right, let’s hit Cosi’s.
    Mia Farrow - I don’t think so.
    Frank Sinatra - Pizza bites?
    Mia Farrow - NO!
    Frank Sinatra - pthhh. Girls.

69. # Barney The Dinosauron 19 Oct 2009 at 5:13 am

    Cheesetastic: brilliant.

70. # Arsentoon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:11 am

    Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.

71. # [sigh]on 19 Oct 2009 at 8:37 am

    Everything in the link vid except the last 20 seconds is a perfect metaphor for the journey.

72. # Jessicaon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:54 am

    Awww sweetie, you poor delusional man….Sean Jones is one of the hottest men in Philly and he always closes if he wants too. Probably because he is a nice guy. I often wonder why you aren’t hanging with him anymore? It’s because you standing next to Sean is like Megan Fox standing next to Ugly Betty (the character not the actress).

    Yeah, you dated a friend of mine and honey, you chased her and chased her. How do I say this….you’re just not good in bed. You are not a good kisser (wet & sloppy), you have been known around the circle as the minute man, and basically a dead fish. You don’t close because you are lousy at everything that would lead up to a woman completing the task….and Art sleeping with you is a task. All of us girls has a nice laugh and moved on. You are a blip on the Philly Female Radio.

73. # He's Enormous!on 19 Oct 2009 at 9:32 am

    So you hate women, you’re cheap, you don’t have your own place, you ride the bus, you’re unemployed, you lisp, you have adult acne, bad hair and a ridiculous wardrobe, plus you’ve made a name for yourself as a clueless douchebag—um, yeah, you’re going to have to buy dinner. At least.

    I’d actually be shocked if you could trick someone into spending that much time with you. I can just imagine you photographing your half-eaten meal and videotaping yourself as you force her to listen to how awesome you think you are.

    I’d stick with just not having sex, Arturd. Way cheaper and it surprises no one.

74. # ChrisDUDEon 19 Oct 2009 at 9:41 am

    Yo! Arthur! you rock

    Arthur do it. Bend over, give in, you’ve done worse things for sex. You’ve probably done worse things for money. Your not cheap. It doesn’t come easy, the whole money and sex thing, I know you have reservations. But your a good lookin fella, and fame and sex come at a high price. Your on top and that makes all the difference. You’ll be able to call the shots and handle the goods in a way that makes you feel it’s all worth it.

    ChrisDUDE out!

75. # Kudoson 19 Oct 2009 at 9:45 am

    You know what you need to put yourself back on top, Arturdio? Someone to die. That way you can start to eulogize them then make it all about you. You’re good at that.

76. # Kudoson 19 Oct 2009 at 9:48 am

    Radio interview?

77. # Arthuron 19 Oct 2009 at 10:07 am

    GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

78. # philly6on 19 Oct 2009 at 10:22 am

    I volunteered with the Philly Film Festival all weekend. Got to meet lots of people in the ‘Biz’. Where was Art?

    Clubbing.

    Hmmmmmmm.

79. # monologuron 19 Oct 2009 at 11:26 am

    yeah philly6, Arthur never mentions any real or relevant festivals around town (unless he’s doing a fashion show at a fucking Marathon Grill . . . how lame is that? )

    Arthur didn’t attend or get himself involved with the Live Arts/Fringe festivals either. he never sees the need to collaborate/brainstorm or learn from his peers

    Arthur is a non-creative

    no cred. no clue. all cunt

80. # ChrisDUDEon 19 Oct 2009 at 11:29 am

    Yo! Arthur! you rock

    Dinner is the begining of domination. It’s the start of the “Taste of Kade”
    What is that taste I hear you ask.

    Its the taste of mature chedder cut sublimly with a ritz cracker
    Its the taste of Courvoiser dribbled over a lazy nipple
    Its the taste of smoky oak blended with fruity overtones
    Its the taste of rain in the morning sun
    Its the taste of dew on honeysuckle

    ChrisDUDE out!

81. # ChrisDUDEon 19 Oct 2009 at 11:31 am

    Yo! Arthur! you rock

    Remember the little people when you collect an Oscar. Remeber we told you so

    ChrisDUDE out!

82. # Large African Childon 19 Oct 2009 at 11:46 am

    Father Arthur,

    I have not read your post yet, only the title. Are you asking me to dinner? Yes please! Also, I am still waiting for my “I love ping pong” t-shirt. Perhaps it got lost in the mail. Do you have a tracking number? Also also, I give those Eggs Benedict an 8.72, ha ha. I am so hungry.

    Love Large African Child

83. # Rubia & Looon 19 Oct 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Dear Dumb Arthur,

    I know some of your more dedicated blobbers have been around more than the 1.8653332 months, but I’m fading. There are just a couple of posters here with great wit and talent. You’re very easy to bag on, its sad. I hope to see you on the streets when you finally do dominate the west coast and take that trip to Disneyland. Ill be delighted to spit on you, you fuck.

    I don’t wanna bother with this shithole anymore. Its old. How many times can we tell you that you’re lame? I will keep my promise though in making sure you do not get in any club in the immediate LA area.

    I dunno guys, this place is zzzzzz. Maybe my creativity will kick back into high gear. Some of you are dedicated at the good “hate” and how some of you have hung on as long as you have, Kudos. I’m bored.

    Arthur, ill still comment on TEEFS and the gunt KREW, other than that, are you really worth it?

    Sigh.

84. # shrinkon 19 Oct 2009 at 12:21 pm

    “following this blueprint, and were not concerned about being taken seriously,” you are following the blueprint now schmuck and no one, not even those camden 4’s sleeping in your bed would touch your sorry ass.

    Arthur, Arthur… Did you see what happend to your “blob” while you aere away. It was great. The gen pop rallyed to take this “schmear” to over 300 posts and not one was “Flattering” and for the most part didn’t involve you at all.

    Did Zeus post something on here. I though I smelled something but couldnt place the source.

    Saw your boy, the “one” that actually did something in “Hollywood” last week and he is most certainly with a NYC 9.6 and dosent even sweat it. You are so awful. thank God this is all a hoax, well, not the part where your dad creeped out a woman so much that he had to drop heavy coin to make that issue go away.

    when are you coming back home to Plymouth and working and walking to Qdoba? There you could take pics of food all day at least.

85. # MC 900 Foot Douchebagon 19 Oct 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Leonard (Arthur’s Dad),

    I am sorry you get hit with my shrapnel, but I can not promise you won’t get hit again. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree so you have to expect some of this. That being said, I do love your attempts to get through your son’s thick skull. I don’t think it will work, but I commend your efforts.

    MC 900

86. # /B/TARDon 19 Oct 2009 at 12:48 pm

    IN B4 BEL AIR

87. # The Loo is bored...again.on 19 Oct 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Rubia,

    I so agree… I read his drivel, I look at the fugly vanilla tricks and the drag kweens… the shit he fabricates… it’s just a load of regurgitated Jack in the Box nachos. Like you say… if we EVER see (or smell) him out West, oh boy it would be fabu… hahaahhah… So gald the h8ers hit 300+ and Raider Nation handed the Filthy Beagles their stank asses… Gotta love it.

88. # [sigh]on 19 Oct 2009 at 1:00 pm

    Hey Artshitz:

    I heard a movie starring Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, and Owen Wilson was filming in Philly recently…

    WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU GET IN ON THAT?

    Oh yeah. I forgot. You’re a worthless disgusting fuckfaced retard douche waste of cumb with no talent, and nobody in the industry wants anything to do with you except to see if there’s some way they can make money off the fact that everyone who knows you hates you, whether they tell you to your face or not.

    Choke on your failure and have another pathetic anxiety attack.

    [sigh] out!

89. # failon 19 Oct 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Arthur - I scanned the radio for you lame interview this morning and couldn’t find it. I don’t think that radio show is even on the air on SF, but nice try on your domination, TOOL!

90. # Honestlyon 19 Oct 2009 at 1:39 pm

    You are the “old guy” at the club. The people there laugh at you. And you look strung out in these photos. Ish.

91. # The Entityon 19 Oct 2009 at 1:40 pm

    People, go to
    http://www.legowigkade.blogspot.com !
    You can vent all your rage there, not be moderated, and best of all, think of how fun it would be to deprive this pathetic idiot of the attention!!
    Lego Wig all the way!

92. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 1:44 pm

    don’t listen to that silly name dropping trick la rubia arthur! we’ll party in style wherever you like when you come out west again.

93. # The Loo is bored...again.on 19 Oct 2009 at 1:46 pm

    LOL is FOS.

94. # Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 2:06 pm

    hey loo….suck it hippie!!!

95. # The Loo is bored...again.on 19 Oct 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Suuuuuck it hippie! That’s Amaaaaazin’!

96. # Mikeon 19 Oct 2009 at 2:32 pm

    You’re such a vapid, souless waste of life. You feel people are just to be used. Never do you speak of wanting to develop a relationship with a woman. Never do you mention wanting to find a connection, or just having someone to talk to. You’re about as deep as puddle. I objectify women to a certain extent too. Almost all guys do. the billion dollar porn industry, magazines like Maxim, and shows like Rehab are a testament to that. But most guys can see more than that. Most guys want more than that. You don’t seem capable of seeing more than the physical aspect of a relationship with a woman, and seem quite content with only having that.

97. # Berton 19 Oct 2009 at 2:47 pm

    @ Mike,

    Correction: He doesn’t even have physical aspects of a relationship with any women. He’s content with being asexual.

98. # jesteron 19 Oct 2009 at 2:54 pm

    I STILL DON’T GET HOW YOU CALL YOURSELF AN A-LIST CELEBRITY AND ACTOR WHEN YOU STILL HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT….A-LIST ACTORS HAVE ACTED IN SOMETHING, EVEN A DOUCHE COMMERCIAL. YOU HAVE BEEN IN NOTHING. NOTHING. DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOTHING. I NEED TO KNOW, WHAT IS PRE- BRAND? WAS IT BEFORE MORE THAN JUST YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS KNEW HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE? FUCK YOU

99. # jesteron 19 Oct 2009 at 2:54 pm

    REALLY….FUCK YOU

100. # Your Kidding Righton 19 Oct 2009 at 3:04 pm

     “When people ask me what I do for a living I tell them I shake my Dunkin Donuts cup so they can see all the coins I have and tell them in a loud clear voice, “”I’m Arthur Kade”””…Arthur Kade…10/18/09

101. # The Docon 19 Oct 2009 at 3:44 pm

     Here’s what’s interesting about this post:

     Arthur is 31 years old. He’s not 19, or 22. THIRTY ONE. AN ADULT (well, by society’s standards based on age. We all know he is not actually an adult because he has never acted like one).

     In your late teens, early 20s, you can live a life of relative assumption that it takes very little to get a girl into bed. Getting her drunk is a pretty sure way to accomplish this. She doesn’t care, you don’t care, you both want the same thing. You meet at a bar, or a party, and just hook up. Simple as that.

     Now, later in life this doesn’t, and shouldn’t be acceptable anymore, both by a man attempting this kind of thing, and by a woman in terms of what it takes to get into her pants. You grow out of stuff like this; men realize woman deserve their respect, and women hopefully realize they are more than a piece of meat.

     For Arthur, it’s like he’s reversing this logic. I think he says that the dating/dinner thing worked out 10 years ago, but now that he’s older he doesn’t have the time, or desire. He just wants someone who will screw him with little effort.

     Wow, it’s rather perplexing to wonder how he will EVER find a girlfriend, or even a short-term lay. He clearly doesn’t believe in respecting women. They are objects to be used and tossed aside, and nothing more. We’ve seen him say in the course of this blog that he doesn’t date. We also know that he’s not done it with anyone this entire time, that his standards are too high, whatever.

     Anyhow, my brain hurts trying to think through all this.

102. # Charleson 19 Oct 2009 at 4:01 pm

     If dinner is so 2006….does that mean you haven’t eaten past lunch in 3 years?

103. # Schindler's Lispon 19 Oct 2009 at 4:04 pm

     You do know that the Qween is as funny as the Holocaust? If you’re such a great actor, why not create a second character, or does your talentless brain not have the ability to come up with two major thoughts in a 5 year span. Please get AIDS.

104. # Kerry Soileauon 19 Oct 2009 at 4:08 pm

     “penal insertion” means getting thrown in jail
     “penile insertion” means inserting your penis into a woman

     Your cerebrum must be the size of a walnut.

105. # failon 19 Oct 2009 at 4:30 pm

     Art - Please post the AMAZING interview you had this morning on the AMAZING radio show to kick off your (AMAZING balls-ass western dominations))) like on you could…..

     All it takes is a fast car and a brick wall….

106. # The Docon 19 Oct 2009 at 4:52 pm

     I’ve got to point one thing out that is glaringly obvious:

     Anyone really like how Arthur has admitted to drug use multiple times now, all during a period of time in which he was employed either by Ameriprise or another employer?

107. # failon 19 Oct 2009 at 4:54 pm

     you suck

108. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 4:56 pm

     @The Loo

     I’m full of shit? Hey, I’m not the one dropping names of people who will supposedly ban Arthur from clubs. How ridiculous is that anyway? Oh no, he won’t be able to party in Scottsdale, AZ! What will he do?! And Avalon? It’s a nice space but how gen-pop can you get?

109. # Geography Policeon 19 Oct 2009 at 4:59 pm

     “I have an enormous West Coast interview in the morning which will continue to build my international fan base out West”

     Does this mean that anything outside of Philadelphia is INTERNATIONAL?? Is that why you posted a photo of yourself last week with your “passport”? Jet Set Kade Style????????????????????????????????????

110. # Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 5:03 pm

     hey lol, people who go to those clubs anyways are a bunch of fuckin tools. gen pop or not. tools tools tools. fuck that shit.
     suck it hippie!

111. # The Loo is bored...again.on 19 Oct 2009 at 5:09 pm

     @LOL (that’s fer sure!)

     Ooohh…. you’re so cool. I’m on to you… Nice try, though.

     What will we ever do with our Gen Pop selves? hmmm???

     And here’s to you, Mr. Kadeyshes
     GenPop hates you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
     God save you please, Mr. Kadeyshes
     Hades holds a place for those who spray
     (Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

     We’d like to know a little bit about you for our blob
     We’d like to watch you go and fuck yourself
     Look around you, all you see are laughing, hate-filled eyes
     Moderate the posts until you feel the pain
     And here’s to you, Mr. Kadeyshes
     We all loathe you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
     God damn you! please? Mr. Kadeyshes
     Lemon holds a place for those who pay
     (Pay, pay, pay… pay, pay, pay)

     Squatting in a rented place where no one ever goes
     Put it in your arse with your latke-borscht
     Just a lot of lying, just the Kadeyshes’ ways
     Most of all, you’ve got to keep him from young boys

     Coo, coo, ca-Jew, Mr. Kadeyshes
     Jesus hates you so and you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
     God strike you please, Mr. Kadeyshes
     Vegas holds a place for your balls, ass
     (Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

     Sleeping on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
     Blobbing on your weak, pathetic blob
     Laugh about it, shout about it
     When you’ve got coke nose
     Ev’ry way you look at it, you lose

     Where have you gone, Mr. Kadeyshes
     The haters can’t wait for more from you (Woo, woo, woo)
     What’s that you say, Mr. Kadeyshes
     All your friends have left and gone away
     (Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

112. # Al-Kade-aon 19 Oct 2009 at 5:15 pm

     Ey cock-gobbler. What happened to the pic of you and that girl sucking the cork? Please DIE!

113. # Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 5:19 pm

     art kadefunckle!

114. # The Loo is bored...again.on 19 Oct 2009 at 5:41 pm

     Ooohhhh…. is someone getting offended?

115. # The Loo is bored...again.on 19 Oct 2009 at 5:45 pm

     @Stains

     Uncle fartknuckle.

116. # Robbing Hoodon 19 Oct 2009 at 5:48 pm

     Wow. You’re so-called guest bloggers are as illiterate as you. And you’re bragging about not doing anything and being hungover?
     We’re still waiting to 302 you over at our ER. Come on over. My coworkers and I have the forms ready and waiting. I’m sure we can find a petitioner or two who can make it happen….

117. # LOL is FOSon 19 Oct 2009 at 5:49 pm

     @Al-Kade-a

     I can almost guarantee the cum dumpster trick that was in that photo got all up in arms because of the lovely comments that were left about her. Good call though.

     Lay down with Arthur Kade, get AIDS.

118. # Arthur's Cali BFFon 19 Oct 2009 at 5:53 pm

     The Loo, you are the Weird Al of this blob. I love you!

119. # The Loo is bored...again.on 19 Oct 2009 at 5:57 pm

     Oh hell yes indeed! I would be pissed! I’d make him remove it too!!

     But then again… I’m not a gutter skeeze Philly 3 with an IQ of a dead squirrel who would have the mis-fortune of being crowned “yikes!” of the day on the Kade-wall of shame. Pay your credit card off Sasha Whorowicz! And the correct way to open a bottle of Moet is look deep into the cork while your friends thumb it round the edges until you hear “POP”!!

120. # The Loo is bored...again.on 19 Oct 2009 at 5:59 pm

     @BFF

     I’m Weird Loo Yankadick.

     From this time forth I shall only sing to you as “weird Loo”

     Stains??? Any more news on Weird Al? Copy pasta Alfredo, please…

121. # Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 5:59 pm

     the loo is weird al in real life and rubia is dr. demento

122. # Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 6:01 pm

     loo, they keep shutting down my posts. fuckers.
     suck it hippie moderator!

123. # The Artist Formerly Known as Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 6:04 pm

     SUCK IT HIPPIE!!!

124. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 6:08 pm

     @The Loo

     Hey, I never said I wasn’t gen-pop. I am! I have to laugh at anyone that actually goes to the trouble of trying to get Arthur banned from places though (especially places like nightclubs that will let any monkey with $20 in the door). It’s more than a little embarrassing.

125. # The Loo is bored...again.on 19 Oct 2009 at 6:14 pm

     Oh well, Stains… I mean Rip Taylor… no appreciation for valid information.

126. # The Loo is bored...again.on 19 Oct 2009 at 6:20 pm

     @LOL

     Um errrr….. no trouble at all. Just a passing comment is all it would ever take.
     $20??? Ok, I see where you’re coming from now… Go shove a Grand slam in yer gob with your deucesky. Sorry you’re so embarrassed. I would be too if I told this fuckstick to “come west and we’ll go wherever” yadda, yadda, yawwwnnnnn….
     But hey! You’re too cool… so…. LOL!

127. # The Artist Formerly Known as Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 6:21 pm

     i know! they deleted my post on how to wash a car. maybe rubia had the right idea. fefats tomorrow?

128. # Confuciouson 19 Oct 2009 at 6:44 pm

     does anyone else remeber that he gave himself 3 years to do this?
     theres a long way of ‘hating’ to go..

     but it makes me wonder what it will be like in arthurs end
     when denial and anal-retentiveness cant counteract the truth anymore
     oh and his increasingly aged look…. yes very ponderous

     and i LOLed sooo hard
     “When people ask me what I do for a living I tell them I shake my Dunkin Donuts cup so they can see all the coins I have and tell them in a loud clear voice, “”I’m Arthur Kade”””…Arthur Kade…10/18/09

129. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 6:49 pm

     @Loo

     I’ve never had to pay at Avalon so I really don’t pay attention to what the cover is.

     I’d bet you three Grand Slams that you couldn’t get Arthur banned from anywhere but then you’d be buying me “dinner” and we both know where that would lead.

130. # The Artist Formerly Known as Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 6:57 pm

     is avalon that stupid club which is at the palace?
     whenever you’d see a good gig at the palace they would kick everyone out and let the club tools in.
     gay!

131. # Cheese-tastic!on 19 Oct 2009 at 6:57 pm

     three grand slams would lead to diarrhea

132. # LOL is FOSon 19 Oct 2009 at 6:59 pm

     Would you shut up now, LOL? You wil hang will Arthur if he comes to Los Angeles.

     You’re simply a pole smoker cob blower. No, one cares.

133. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:00 pm

     I’m not into coprophagia although my visiting this blog might suggest otherwise.

134. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:01 pm

     Hi La Rubia!

135. # LOL is FOSon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:02 pm

     Just shut up.

136. # old man who's not good with computerson 19 Oct 2009 at 7:04 pm

     man, this blog used to be great. it used to be a place where you could come and simply hate someone. but now it’s got all these damn kids with their song parodies. nobody wants to talk about hats. and now people are disparaging Denny’s? fuck you! i fought at the Battle of Tanga, goddammit!

137. # The Loo is bored... againon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:05 pm

     @Confuscious… don’t you mean “sick coins”?

     @LOL
     Why you gotta make me feel like Steve Butabi and shit?
     You’re so cool.

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139. # The Loo is bored... againon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:07 pm

     @Cheese…

     3 grandslams=free entry into Avalon! woohoo!

140. # La Rubia's assistanton 19 Oct 2009 at 7:09 pm

     Darcy is done with this blob, you homo.

     Kind Regards,

     Stacy V.

141. # The Loo is bored... againon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:10 pm

     @The Artist…

     Let’s all go to Avalon this weekend. I’ll wear my foreskin necklace and you wear that fabulous Fur hat I just bought on the Miller hats website.

142. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:12 pm

     Darcy has an assistant? Thank God somebody is working over there.

143. # The Artist Formerly Known as Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 7:13 pm

     you got it loo!
     can we watch showgirls first?

144. # The Artist Formerly Known as Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 7:14 pm

     lol seems to work even less than we do.
     suck it hippie!
     and what kind of name is lol?
     should i change my name to rotf?
     dick!

145. # Billy the loveron 19 Oct 2009 at 7:16 pm

     Hats!

146. # The Artist Formerly Known as Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 7:17 pm

     hatcore?

147. # The Loo is bored... againon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:17 pm

     Stains, Yes, then we can go to Ver SACE. Let’s bring the old man… I’ll bet we can get him laid for a few grand slams.

     Wow, LOL… you’re so cool. I’ll bet you get alot of pussy, don’t you?

148. # Bruce Joneson 19 Oct 2009 at 7:18 pm

     Arthur apparently has people coming to his defense. I thought this was a hate site?

149. # The Artist Formerly Known as Pit Stainson 19 Oct 2009 at 7:20 pm

     can’t we all just wear hats?

150. # old man who's not good with computerson 19 Oct 2009 at 7:21 pm

     ah, now we’re talking!

151. # Rip Tornon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:22 pm

     I took an acting class and Arthur was there. He handed out lemonade as refreshments. That was his job.

152. # Neil Armstrongon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:24 pm

     @Bruce

     At least once a day someone has to come to his defense. Look at the poor sack. What if YOU had to justify yourself as Arthur Kade.

     Arthur, take the knife climb in a warm tube and just do it.

153. # The Loo is bored... againon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:25 pm

     LOL… desparation looks good on you! I’ll bet that’s why you get in free to Avalon! either that or you blow the door guy.

154. # Neil Patrick Harrison 19 Oct 2009 at 7:26 pm

     i need to hear some taco!
     mmmm tacos

155. # Sam Neilon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:27 pm

     ok, off i go

156. # Neil Diamondon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:27 pm

     !!!! yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh farrrrrrrrrrrrrtsssssssssssss and haaaaaaaaaats

157. # Diamond Jim Bradyon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:29 pm

     FUR TACOS! go…

158. # Richard Dawsonon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:29 pm

     Survey says:

     Eerrrrt!

     You lose Arthur.

159. # old man who's not good with computerson 19 Oct 2009 at 7:30 pm

     my favorite pictures are 9, 11, 12 and 13 because the young gentleman is wearing a hat. i also like picture 4 featuring Sonic the Hedgehog who is my great grandson’s favorite video game star.

160. # [sigh]on 19 Oct 2009 at 7:31 pm

     PROTOTYPE OF A DAILY BLOG ENTRY

     Title: [something about acting out]

     Body: “Yesterday I just finished an amazing eggs Benedict and acted like a jagoff in Rittenhouse. Everybody was blown away with my looks and my body [because I live in Bizarro Earth] etc.”

     Video transcript: “Hey everyone, it’s me, Arthur Kade. So I’m here [at some dumb club with some dumb cunts] [doing some dumb shit] and [being a waste of cumb]. Kade Out!”

161. # [sigh twice]on 19 Oct 2009 at 7:32 pm

     PROTOTYPE OF A DAILY BLOG ENTRY

     Title: [something about acting out]

     Body: “Yesterday I just finished an amazing eggs Benedict and acted like a jagoff in Rittenhouse. Everybody was blown away with my looks and my body [because I live in Bizarro Earth] etc.”

     Video transcript: “Hey everyone, it’s me, Arthur Kade. So I’m here [at some dumb club with some dumb cunts] [doing some dumb shit] and [being a waste of cumb]. Kade Out!”

162. # Sad clownon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:33 pm

     Sad huh? Same crap different day for Arthur.

163. # [sigh]on 19 Oct 2009 at 7:34 pm

     I just realized this:

     Arthur, “acting” doesn’t mean “acting out”.

     Forget about the fact that your fucked-up Nosferatu father doesn’t love you.

     Just pretend to be somebody you’re not. Let’s start with “acting like a decent human being”.

     If you can do it you’ll be sure to win an Oscar. But I don’t think you can pull this one off.

164. # Guy from Dawson's Creekon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:36 pm

     My eyebrow hates you, Kade.

165. # [sigh]on 19 Oct 2009 at 7:42 pm

     what picture did double-o-douchebag pull down?

166. # Guy from Dawson's Creekon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:48 pm

     The one with the Plastic surgery distaster in a crown. She was licking a champ cork. WEEEEEE!

167. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 7:49 pm

     @The Loo

     The only thing I’m desperate for is one of your sweet sweet Grand Slams. Come on, admit it. You love me don’t you?

     Hugs,

     LOL

168. # [sigh]on 19 Oct 2009 at 7:53 pm

     Oh yeah, I remember. The one where the chick forgot the cork was still in the bottle. Or maybe she was hoping it’d pop out and hit Artshitz in his fucked-up nose.

169. # [sigh]on 19 Oct 2009 at 7:56 pm

     I’m declaring that chick a cunt by association with Artshitz.

     Even if she didn’t know who double-o-dicktard was, ignorance is no excuse.

     Kång, Bøønswang, Churchirillö, Hânsen, Røsen, Fürman, Strîckland, the lot of them: double cunts by association because they know this fuckface and enable his bullshit.

170. # The Loo is bored...againon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:03 pm

     @Sigh

     And anyone who comes to his defense. Everyone in agreement say “Aye”!

     Aye!

     eff off lol… creepy no-wit. I’m on to you… bugger off.

171. # La Rubiaon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:08 pm

     Who’s the stupid broke dick I have to fling shit at…LOL.

     Sigh.

     Suck it hippie. Move on.

172. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:11 pm

     You’re on to nothing at all. This was just a simple wind up and you sure did bite hard. I expected more from you considering your heritage.

     Toodles!

     PS: You aren’t funny.

173. # The Loo is bored...againon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:11 pm

     @Rub,

     It’s a creep. Ew… Contributed not one hatefilled message to Crisco face and solely bagged on you and I… Hmmmm… I wonder who it could be…

174. # The Loo is bored...againon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:13 pm

     @LOL

     WOW! You sure do pay lots of attention to me you fucking freak. Move on , son.

     P.S. Yes, I am funny.

175. # La Rubiaon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:20 pm

     Who are these very odd people?

     My heritage?

     WTF?????

176. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:23 pm

     It doesn’t take much paying attention Loo. I can hear your accent through my screen! Okay, you may be somewhat amusing. I will give you that.

     PS: I’m glad La Rubia is back!
     PPS: I would NEVER party with Arthur.
     PPPS: Move on? I can’t quit you!
     PPPPS: I’m not sure what a Grand Slam is exactly but I can’t wait for you to serve me one. What time is your shift?

177. # The Loo is bored...againon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:23 pm

     I’ll tell you later… what a nutjob. Wow…

178. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:24 pm

     Not your heritage LR. Even though you take them to be, most comments on here aren’t about you.

179. # La Rubiaon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:28 pm

     Whata weirdo. Not only angry but fuckin weird to boot.

     Weirdo.

180. # old man who's not good with computerson 19 Oct 2009 at 8:32 pm

     LOL, i’m confused, do you know them? or are you pretending to know them? are they pretending to not know you? this is making me so confused. i have to remove my hat. my great great granddaughter keeps saying “ewwww.” i’m trying to keep an open mind because i read in a magazine that that helps you live longer, but WTH?

181. # Kudoson 19 Oct 2009 at 8:49 pm

     Atrude is enjoying snot sauce on his wiping my ass with Cornish game foul. Literally. He thinks the pictures will protect him from an all out poisoning. No ones worried atrudy, they play pass the plate anyway. The people who accompany you must enjoy the special treatment you get also.

182. # LOLon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:52 pm

     @old man

     I don’t actually know them but I almost feel like I do. We’ve become so close in such a short time.

     Just to clear up any possible confusion though, I have no idea who they are. I was only having a laugh and for that I apologize. I’m sure they’re both terrific and wonderful people.

     PS: Loo, I didn’t really bag on you at all. In fact I was quite civil considering the things you were saying to me (such a potty mouth!). Well, I did say you weren’t funny but I took that back fairly quickly. Anyway, time to retire “LOL”. It was fun while it lasted but I don’t want to upset the apple cart any further.

183. # Confuciouson 19 Oct 2009 at 8:57 pm

     i know what we have in common
     but sometimes i wonder who the hell these people are

     with love, check my name link

184. # Confuciouson 19 Oct 2009 at 9:01 pm

     i link pictures

     that is my niche

     arthur is the douche

     PS sometimes i still get the feeling that its a hoax
     but i know that its impossible… still cant help but think that

185. # old man who's not good with computerson 19 Oct 2009 at 9:03 pm

     @ LOL, thank you for clearing up my confusion! i appreciate a young man who uses phrases involving apple carts.

     @ Confucious, that picture is making my balls and ass very hot!

186. # Confuciouson 19 Oct 2009 at 9:04 pm

     Arthur seek the wise one’s council
     it is i confucious
     you must learn to move silently as the crane
     not as the frog for he shall surely be stomped

     and would you quit being such a fucking loser

187. # Confuciouson 19 Oct 2009 at 9:17 pm

     hey guys this is the real me
     my name is tabby
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIq3-h-DaTY&feature=related

     youll never be as cool as me

188. # Confuciouson 19 Oct 2009 at 9:47 pm

     Click my name for a new pic

     STOP SPAMMING

189. # Shrinkon 19 Oct 2009 at 9:48 pm

     & loo

     the pic of the Camden 3.5 & the Castro district .5 hit the recycle bin as soon as that skank checked the blog. The 4 comments must have “amazingly” destroyed her already non existent self esteem.

190. # Confuciouson 19 Oct 2009 at 9:54 pm

     internet vandals

     be internet graffiti

191. # Confuciouson 19 Oct 2009 at 9:55 pm

     This is my blog now arthur

     ill be updating it contantly

192. # La Rubiaon 19 Oct 2009 at 10:53 pm

     LOL,

     Join us in creating excellence!

     Be excited, be, be excited. : D

193. # crappyon 19 Oct 2009 at 11:03 pm

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195. # Kudoson 19 Oct 2009 at 11:46 pm

     “and I just thought to myself even further”

     Is it just me, or is that a literary first?

     Imagine the ability to think about something…then…to think about it ‘even further’

     Thats some sick think you got there Mr. daddylovemeplease. Good job, douchefag

196. # arthurkadesuckson 20 Oct 2009 at 4:17 am

     “and with The Drought having hit 8 months, and having gone 8 for 8 the last 3 weeks in hooking up with girls and not having penal insertion, it is really testing my patience that I may have to bend over and maybe compromise my values to do this”
     hahahahahahaha he has admited that he is gay! he is going to BEND over and compromise his values hahahhaahahaha

197. # arthurkadesuckson 20 Oct 2009 at 4:18 am

     “and with The Drought having hit 8 months, and having gone 8 for 8 the last 3 weeks in hooking up with girls and not having penal insertion, it is really testing my patience that I may have to bend over and maybe compromise my values to do this”

     hahahahahahaha he has admited that he is gay! he is going to BEND over and compromise his values

     what a tosser

198. # The Answeron 20 Oct 2009 at 7:52 am

     You were up doing coke until 7am and did a Kween act…I know who you were with crackhead. You’re sloppy mess.

199. # La Rubiaon 20 Oct 2009 at 10:45 am

     Does anyone wanna keep the “Western Domination” post going?

     I was thin..ki…..ng….we co..ould……zzzzzzzzzzz.

200. # Robinon 20 Oct 2009 at 2:29 pm

     Arthur - things are that a funny when you are on drugs and not funny when you’re not. And seeing as most of us right now are not….

201. # Bethon 20 Oct 2009 at 5:21 pm

     I just don’t get it…he’s not even attractive. If I saw him at a bar, I wouldn’t give a second glance.

202. # Sports Factson 20 Oct 2009 at 5:30 pm

     Good stuff Kade. You are a true entertainer.

203. # My Pure Diet. Health News & Supplements.on 20 Oct 2009 at 5:44 pm

     [...] want Philly fakeball Arthur Kade to take them to dinner in order to get inside their drawers. That’s not Kade Style; but his little SEX DROUGHT is [...]

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