Nov 09 2009
Amelia Earhart (Arthur Kade Before Arthur Kade)
Once in a while, even an amazingly hard working, rising actor/author/celebrity/blogger needs a respite from the crazy work schedule that he deals with for a few hours, and when Papa Kade and StepMom Kade coincidentally saw me walking in the city on 17th street this afternoon, they grabbed me and we got lunch at Famous Deli (Great Nova Lox Sandwich guys) and saw the movie about Amelia Earhart, called “Amelia” starring Rich Gere and Hilary Swank (It’s amazing that she’s only a KA 5.88, but she’s such a great actress who becomes invisible in the role she becomes, and the way she looked and acted like Earhart was uncanny). The movie focused on the love story with her and George Putnam, but it also really showed Earhart’s “Kade Style” attitude towards life and her dream. It was like watching Arthur Kade in the 30′ with a vagina and shorter hair.
It was an amazing experience, because both my father and I agreed that her life is so similar to mine, and how similar we are as people who want to do something that has never been done before, and how we won’t let anything or anybody stand in our way. It was like watching the “Pre-Kade” human being who redefined the American Dream during the depression, and all I could think about was how I am just like her doing the same thing with “The Journey” during our generation’s version of a Depression (It almost felt liek god wanted me to see her, so that I would drive “The Journey” even harder and faster). Our personalities and drive, and philosophies on life are so identical (Not Listening to The Haters, Redefining our “Bizzes”, Knowing we can do the impossible, taking the Gen Pop along for the ride, becoming world wide celebs overnight, willing to risk everything for the cause we believe in, and never being subservient to another person or social norm) that as I was watching the movie, I kept telling my father, “This is me”. The comparisons are endless, and it’s amazing to know that one day movies and books will be made about Arthur Kade, and the impact he will have on society, “The Biz”, and the world. It was refreshing to see someone who was well ahead of her time, and know that one day there will be a kid sitting in a movie theater watching a movie about The Brand, and walk out and say, “Dad, I want to chase my dream at any cost like Arthur Kade did”.
After the movie, I was stopped by an old acquaintance on Walnut Street who started talking to me about my “Celebrity Life” that I am living, and how I get to meet and hang out with fellow celebs, athletes and artists all over the world that the Gen Pop never would be able to sniff, and he actually said, “You should do a blog showing all the different celebrites you have hung out with since the beginning of “”The Journey”"”, and I thought that would be a great idea since for the last 8.184 months, I have become one of them and partied together all over the land. I know Kade Nation is dying for the Q&A that I promised, and I can tell you Arthur Kade will do it tomorrow, so if you have any last minute questions Kade Nation wants answered, give them to me. Here are some pics of some celebs and athletes I Killed it “Kade Style” with plus a pic of my Cali BFF, Kent Osborne, with his great friend and Kade Nation Mega Fan, Rebecca Romijn (Stamos/O’Connell)
“Arthur Kade doesn’t worry about how history will judge him. He is worried about how many chapters they will give him in the textbook”…Arthur Kade…11/09/09
FIRST!
Fuck you!
What’s your dad supposed to do, say on camera what a fucking asshole his kid is? Actually, he should. So fuck you both.
CLICK MY NAME
SOoooooOOOO Funny
please do it earhart-style and disappear. or, better, just walk into the propellor
Q and A question:
There was so much hype around the dog that Obama’s would get. Will you consider adding a furry friend to your KA mansion?
“…both my father and I agreed that her life is so similar to mine, and how similar we are as people who want to do something that has never been done before…”
Actually, plenty of people have done what you’re doing, namely being a vapid famewhore with a blog who films every mundane, below-average moment of their sad existence. A great example is Julia Allison. You and her share many of the same delusions, body image issues and insecurities.
Below is a link to her website, wherein she and her two brain-dead friends give other women unsolicited and inaccurate “advice” on stuff. She also shares every boring detail of her non-life on her twitter, which you can find linked to her website:
http://nonsociety.com/
Just like you, she shows up to parties and clubs uninvited and unannounced and just poses for photos with other people. Just like you, most of her friends can’t stand being around her and want nothing to do with her, the exception being her enablers.
There is even a website out there dedicated to ridiculing her and calling her out on all the stupid shit she does. It’s kind of like http://www.legowigkade.blogspot.com, which i’m sure is a thorn in your greasy side:
http://rebloggingns.wordpress.com/
So you see, my dear man, not only are you nothing like Amelia Earhart, you are the opposite of her. You are like Julia Allison, a delusional, insane nobody with a blog who has not accomplished anything, yet seeks fame for its own sake, at all costs.
The first video teaches us something new about your father: not only is he as ugly as sin, he’s also as big of a delusional dumbfuck as you are!
And I finally figured out who your dad reminds me of! Bib Fortuna from Star Wars minus the sick fucking snake thing growing out of his head. Click my name for a picture!
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P.S. Isn’t your ‘pops’ supposed to look at you when he tells you what he thinks of you? That’s what I thought.
QUESTION FOR THE Q & A
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
LOSER
Thank you Arthur, thank you so much…. Because of you, I have finally achieved much success with women… I have never had so much interest in me before.. But I came to your site, and I learned the “secret” thanks to you, dear Arthur….
You see, when I am on a date with a woman, I repeat the following mantra, “Be the opposite of Arthur Kade, do the opposite of what Arthur Kade would do”…. It works like a charm, girls love it… By the opposite, I mean be open, honest, nice, humble, confident (not in the bad way like you, Arthur, I mean quiet confidence)… You have helped me be a major success with women, Arthur, simply by being the biggest douchebag the planet has ever seen… Thanks much, Arthur!!!
I think you’re just pretending to be a self-absorbed asshole on purpose. You’re doing great. That being said, I’m boycotting your website and I think everyone here should as well. If we stop paying attention, he’ll go away.
Yo Arthur! You rock.
Dude, as you know we in “Clan ChrisDude” are amongst your greatest supporters. But you are being too hard on Hillary Swank. A KA 5.88? Too harsh. Do yourself a favour and rent “Boys Don’t Cry”. I’m sure that after you watch that film, ol’ Hillary will shoot up above KA 9.0!
Give a shout out to “The Son of ChrisDude”!
“Total Support. Total Commitment.”
Great stuff!
You met Penn & Teller? OMFGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! You rock. Bad Boy 4 life!*
* British sarcasm.
Also, most of those ‘celebs’ you have gone out of your way to be pictured with are so bloody Z-list, most Brits have never heard of them, and probably most Americans with half a brain cell.
By the way, (voice of experience) you will always be a celeb’s underling - not equal - if you constantly pester them for photos, name drop and brag as much as you do. It’s fucking desparate! Seriously not cool. Most only give you the time of day as they think you are a fan or if they think your coke is cut with better shit than theirs, which is highly unlikely, lets me honest.
Just checking in but I am now going back home to Legowig. Those guys amuse me no end *high five!*
“It was like watching Arthur Kade in the 30? with a vagina and shorter hair.”
That is amazing ‘cause now it’s like watching you in ’09 with a vagina and fucked up hair
Not getting quite so many responses are you Arty?
Amelia Earhart failed and ended up dead.
Hope the same happens with you, Shithead.
Wait, I KNOW the same will happen to you.
“becoming world wide celebs overnight”
Philadelphia and Atlantic city are not the world, you provincial slobbery rube.
“and never being subservient to another person”
Except casting directors, bouncers at club entrances, bartenders who ban your dumb ass, friends who chuck you out of their apartments, the various stores you steal shopping carts from, and so on.
You’re a bottom feeding shit stain, anal. You are nothing. You will forever be nothing.
Like the poster above says, walk into a propeller.
…cunt
“It’s amazing that she’s only a KA 5.88, but she’s such a great actress who becomes invisible in the role she becomes, and the way she looked and acted like Earhart was uncanny”
Wow, what a revelation. Someone you don’t find attractive can still have value. You are so smart.
And BTW, how do you know how Earhart acted?
Flying a Plane and
Flying on Cocaine
ARE NOT THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MORON
@ ohplease
That is too funny. She has been doing the same stupid shit as this retard, but for longer.
Arthur you fucking fraud I have a question for q and a; Why are you blatantly ripping off another blogger?
I AM REALLY HOPING THAT YOU GO BACK TO THE BLOG IN WHICH YOU ORIGINALLY ASKED FOR THE QUESTIONS AND ANSWER THE ONES SUBMITTED, INSTEAD OF JUST ANSWERING THE FEW THAT WILL BE SUBMITTED TODAY. THERE WHERE SOME GREAT ONES SUBMITTED BEFORE, MOST IMPORTANTLY:
PLEASE GIVE US YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY ABOUT BEING BANNED FROM FRANKLIN MORTGAGE AND INVESTMENT COMPANY
Another question for Q and A. For what college did you play “collegiate” basketball for?
I can’t wrap my arms around the concept that what is being done here is in any way a new concept. People have been fucking with other people since the dawn of time, it is called “comedy.” pretending to be something (s) you are not another concept that has been around since the dawn of mankind. The only new and profound aspect of what Anal is doing is that he is such a huge loser with absolutly nothing to offer and no proof to back up any of his claims but still insists he is killing it. Yup, I was wrong. Delusion & mental illness have also been around since creation so I stand corrected.
Dear Arthur,
You write: “It was like watching Arthur Kade in the 30? with a vagina and shorter hair.” Well, I am sure I am not alone among your fans in feeling great relief that you saw this movie and identified with the central character. Indeed, after your recent audition, you no doubt needed a new blast of inspiration, and it seemed that Amelia delivered just that.
Don’t forget, Arthur, that even the strongest and most luminous of our leaders–like Martin Luther, Einstein, Gandhi,etc.–had moments when their faith in their Great Mission may have faltered, at which time they needed to turn to a role model or source of inspiration. Many such leaders turned to God, or to Christ, or Buddha, or what have you. You yourself have not written about your religious faith, but at least you can find inspiration in others who are as famous as yourself.
And the rest of us GenPoppers, who follow your every move (or, at least, every blog!), turn to You to give us faith and courage in our efforts to achieve our admittedly by comparison small dreams.
So keep up the tremendous work! Don’t forget, for ever 100 haters, there are likely 100,000 secret lovers, who wait on your every move, as they would wait on the Messiah. Keep the dream alive!!
Believer
The rating scale is one through ten. Lets see, Lispdick McFuckstick, after all the subtracting is done since there isn’t a zero, you rate a one. Good job, douchefag.
I have a question (or a request)…Would you please fuck with your hair some more?
Bonus question…Have you tried using a trowel to smooth out that shit on your face to fill in the wrinkles?
Wild card question…Do you realize there’s smegma in the corners of your mouth constantly?
Last chance lucky draw question…What substance did you deliberately concentrate and inhale?
There are about three people, total, on all your pictures that are worthy of being called celebrities (Akon, Brody, and maybe Penn&Teller combined). But it’s pretty clear from all these pictures that you just approached them to get a photo and that’s it.
I’m a bit confused by dumb dumb’s post. So essentially, he has no material therefore he harks back to the past of photos with people in the industry and relates to a remarkable women who actually worked her ass off to accomplish something far beyond this idiot named Arthur.
Still confused. Amelia…..Arthur?
About the ONLY thing these two have in common is the “Crash and sink theory.”
You are one strange dude.
Pardon me…Believer person…”Blast of inspiration”? From ‘Amelia’?
Is that the same blast he got from Rosa Parks, Moses, Jesus…(the list goes on and on)? Your weak attempt to ‘show the irony’ seems…weak? The secret lover’s part has merit though…they must be deep, deep undercover. Best kept secret ever!
Oh, and if you were being satirical, that was deep, deep undercover also.
Just my opinion, I still love you anyway
For Q:&A
Don’t forget to answer these burning questions:
- why weren’t you invited to Sabrina Tambaurino’s wedding?
- why won’t G///N appear on camera with you or support you in a public manner?
- where did you play college ball?
- you understand that cheeseball D-list celebs are PAID to appear at Dusk - your cheeseball self has to PAY to see them. Just slobber once for yes, 2 for no if you understand this concept.
- who are the Entourage - names please. And why do they refuse to be shown with you?
- if you are a “hollywood celebrity”, why are you never at any of Sharon Pinkenson’s events?? Why does she not even know who you are???
Can’t wait to see if you are “balls ass” brave enough to answer these!!!
The gay Dr role pilot episode shooting schedule has been posted Arthur and there is no schedule. Hahaha. Ameila Earheart-Kade straight to a watery grave
do you count kOrn?
Lets clarify something…The krisko kid invites these comments. He has nothing else in his world and wants nothing more than to be our collective bitch. It is his sole possession. Without the so-called ‘Katers’, he is nothing, and he knows it (why do you think he does what he do?). If you ‘others’ were to dominate the ‘comments’ your boring dribble would cause all motion to stop. Take a moment to realize that you’re not that bright, what you think is being helpful would cause the most harm. If you can’t be witty or caustic or comical, butt out, you’re the true haters. Get off your high and mighty and look at the overall picture. And thanks-a-lot for making me point this out, idiots, you really fuck up the flow. Now, lets all pretend like this didn’t happen. Carry on.
The funny thing is, Arthur wants to think these people know him, that they’re his friends, that they think about him and wonder what he’s up to.
Arthur is little more than a clamoring fan to them, desperate for the opportunity to say “I got my picture with Jamie Fox, or Adrien Brody.” There are so many barely-known no-names up there!
And Joe “Picipo?” I fear for the person who has to edit whatever trash Arthur is writing.
The fact is, and always will be that these photos only represent a tiny moment in time where Kade was lucky enough to get a photo any of them.
Tell us Kade, how many of those people came up to YOU to take a photo? Exactly…
Wow, nice stalking. You should make a collage with all of those photos and cut out sexy words from your old Cosmos and then hang them all over your dorm room.
Similarities between you and Amelia - we can only hope that you will disappear as well!
Did Heather Mills McCartney fuck you up the ass with her stump at any point? Just wondering….
By the way, you ugly Russian cunt, being recognised in a nightclub (which you frequent at least weekly) in your home town (which you’ve lived in for each of your 35-40 years) does not in any conceivable sense equate to a “celebrity life”.
Kudos: why don’t you make a list of the commenters that you are spewing about. I have been known Arr fur for years and thought of him as comic relief and a cheap motherfucker. Now that he is driving his journey off a cliff it’s great to post the samemusings over and over again. Arthur’s reality blog is just that. Arthur =’s delusion & he sync’s that in real time. The acting, book deal, “dev deal” are all a put on just like the huge production he made about getting head shots. Case in point. Getting head shots taken isn’t fancy at all but in arts blog he spins it like the photographer invited him and it was a whole production.
stop blocking me
I have nothing to say about your garbled entry. I didn’t read what you shat out, and I don’t care. You posted a bunch of desperate pics of low-rent celebs, some of which are photoshopped, so you’re clinging to the fantasy once again of how you partied with this one and that… it’s like that new commercial out where Mariah Carey blows a kiss to this goofy little gopher hotel bitch who just went to fetch her dog a bed. The guy calls his buddy “I just made out with Mariah Carey”. That’s so you, bro… it’s comical. You’re a douche, your friends are douches and hogs, your family is a nightmare and your life absolutely sucks. Ew. I was just about to ask you a question, but I already have the answer…
Carry on my wayward son, there’ll be peace when you are done…
Loo out!
ArtTard,
Once you’re committed to a mental institution for delusional famewhores, a female neurosurgeon will give you a lobotomy. She will have graduated from Cornell Med School at the top of her class and will be working on cutting-edge research into the neurological factors involved in Famewhore Syndrome.
However, she’ll only be a KA 6.0198457.
Asshole - Your day looks to his upper or lower left when he speaks. This is the biggest sign of lying and obvious sign that he is uncomfortable. Sad, sad, sad that your dad lies for you. You are a clueless soul with no talent and no hope for a future.
LOVES cocaine and his only friend is Arthur
“Arthur Kade doesn’t worry about how history will judge him. He is worried about how many chapters they will give him in the textbook”…Arthur Kade…11/09/09
What? Can someone please explain. I am in pain over this quote.
For your convenience Arthur, I have reposted the best of the questions asked on the Famous or Infamous blog. These are not my questions, but a compilation of the best questions asked:
Questions:
1. Do you in fact use cocaine?
2. How can you claim that you are “moving up the acting ladder” when you have yet to speak a single line in film, television, or on stage?
3.You mention the “gen poppers” with such disdain. Do you believe that you are somehow better than those of us who have a regular job and go to work each day, and aren’t off pursuing a fantasy of being famous?
4. Do you see women as being anything more than sexual objects? In other words, do you have any respect for women?
5. Do you truly believe that the people who are aware of you are jealous?
6. Why do you take pictures of your food? Do you think this impresses people?
7. What have you done in these 8.34753686533 months that has earned you any money?
8. At what college and in what NCAA division did you supposedly play basketball?
9. Why do you continue to increase the numbers the decimal point when describing the length of the journey? What exactly does 7.8814 months mean?
10. What is your definition of an A-List celebrity? Many of the people you mention that you’ve hung out with are people few have heard of.
11. Why were you way in the back with the gen pop when Nicky Hilton was blowing out her candles with Lance Bass? Why are there NO photos anywhere of you actually partying with her and that group in her VIP section???????
12. Why do we never see “the one who shall not be named” in your videos any more? Is she embarrassed to be seen on this site?
13. Please give your side of the story about being banned from Franklin Mortgage and Investment Co.
“Arthur Kade doesn’t worry about how history will judge him. He is worried about how many chapters they will give him in the textbook”…Arthur Kade…11/09/09
You should worry, you sad delusional fool. Because only textbook you’ll be appearing in is “Douchebags of North America”
ALSO: Arthur Kade = Amelia AIRHEAD
Will someone please give me five convincing reasons why I shouldn’t think this is all a big joke?
Blondie!
“Arthur Kade doesn’t worry about how gen poppers will judge him. He is worried about how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop”…The Loo…11/10/09
Maybe Kade should go back and take Ryan Howard up on that!
Zoinks.
When will you realize that nobody will pay you for being “Arthur Kade”?
You couldn’t possibly “author” a book any educated person would want to read. Your “authoring” on this website is DOA.
Dev Deal - yadda yadda ………………………………………………………….
Time is ticking. You have no income, Medical Insurance is expiring (no one will insure you drug abusier/heavy drinker with Diabetes. You have no money for retirement!
Maybe you should ask your step-mon if you could sweep her floors at the Beauty Parlor?
You’re getting older, you’re looks are gone, the panic is right around the corner! Kade Style!
SO, WHERE WILL YOU BE HOSTING A PARTY ON NEW YEARS EVE???????????
It is common to get Z-list celebs to host in the VIP area? Have you been booked??????????????????????????????????????????????
Below is an article from Gawker ridiculing this latest post by FartTurd Kade, whom they previously dubbed The Internet’s Biggest Vagina. The greatest thing about Gawker is the sharp wit and sense of humor of its commenters, so make sure to check out the comments. There is one comment from a guy who’s in Mike Lemon’s acting class with the Philly Ass Clown:
http://gawker.com/5401538/arthur-kade-is-amelia-earhart
I’m almost certain that Arthur will refer to this Gawker piece in his next grease-post, and delude himself into thinking that they are obsessed with him, when in reality they frequently lambast all the poor, lost famewhore souls, including Julia Allison.
Dear Mr. Guy from Scranton,
Let’s just say it is a joke, right? Will you laugh? I won’t. I still think Arthur is a f*cking tool and if he shows his face in LA, I will take great delight along with a few other folks in spitting on him.
Yaaaaaaaah.
I can only give you one reason. Does it really matter?
nice lisp faggot.
@Nero…
Wow… good call, man… bravo!
Loo
All those pics of “celebrities” and not one of them knows who you are. You are such a leach.
are you not shocked that the girl who works not only in Cosi, but is serving “kade’s corner” has no idea who you are? has no idea about your “kade out” bullshit… how big a celebrity are you when someone in the tiny shit rinky dink city of philadelphia doesn’t even recognize you in a place you go in all the time?
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“the way she looked and acted like Earhart was uncanny”
Ahhhh…I’m sorry, have you MET Amelia Earhart? Oh, NO. You haven’t…she’s been dead and lived before your time, Kadestyle! So how the hell would you know what she acted like?!
So dumb.