Gen Poppers come up to me and tell me all the time how amazing and glorious it is to see “The Journey” succeeding, and how amazing it must be to live this “Celebrity Life” of Arthur Kade (Just seeing Molly Weiner’s ((Whose whole fam is all rooted in “The Biz”)) reaction to seeing the “Kade Show Live” made me realize I am a once in a lifetime attraction), and for the most part, it really is awesome to know that I am on my way to becoming an award winning actor and author while developing a hit TV Show with IMG Media, and a New York Times Bestseller with Trident Media Group, but there are sometimes The Brand looks in his mirror at Chateau Kade, and thinks about how much he has changed emotionally throughout “The Journey”, as I complete my transformation from ultra-successful socialite/entrepreneur to “Global Marketing Icon”. Arthur Kade now looks in the mirror, and sees a person who is so passionate about his professional and social life in becoming a M.I.M. (Mogul In The Making) and yet so “EU” (Emotionally Unavailable) in his private life towards girls he sleeps with, his family and friends, and even his fans (I am becoming a global sex symbol where I have girls pretty much throwing themselves at me at all times, and yet 99% of the time, I see nothing there but a Vagina and a quick conquest while they all want me to “Wife” them), and wonder if this inability to commit to anything other than my thrust to Oscar winning Actor hurts me as as a Gen Pop Role Model and also as an actor.
Friday night was interesting, because I had a friend out again from KA (I am not sure that he has ever seen the type of Gen Pop Domination that I demonstrated Weds. and Friday nights where he actually told me at Recess, “Your stamina is remarkable) who saw me A) Make out with two girls simultaneously at Recess for at least 10 seconds not once but twice (This was so sexual that I think I had a massive erection the whole time thinking what a threesome with them would be like and having 2 different tongues thrust into my mouth like little hammerhead sharks), B) Stop a girl who works at a restaurant who I was sure hated me with her friend, and after several minutes of Kadeish charm, her and her friend were doing shots with me and playing the “Ice Cube Game” (This game is where you put an ice cube in your mouth and transfer it from mouth to mouth in a kissing motion and I actually had 4 girls playing with me in the middle of The Mogul Room at G and people’s faces around us said, “Only Arthur Kade could have 4 girls locking lips with him to get ice” and it’s funny because anytime I play that game an extra tongue touch happens so I wonder if that counts as “Hooking Up”), C) Dancing on all the raised speakers at Recess with girls and the Drummer to where one of the guys at DelFriscos said, “When we walked in, You were a dancing machine”, D) Having one of the prominent club owners of Philly say, “You are really the King Of Philly Now”, E) Having a Philly 5.86 who my friend called “Mr. T” tell me style was impeccable but that was so annoying that I literally turned my back when she tried to convince me Playboy was “Up Her Ass” and F) A girl who came up to me and said, “You have some HUGE Website, can I take a pic?”, and after we took it, she said “What’s the site by the way?” and I asked the bouncer to get her out of my sight immediately (If you don’t know who Arthur Kade is, then do not approach him). I am a social and acting god in “The Biz”, and had my friend in KA call my blog “Brilliant”, and “Fresh” and tell a friend in “The Entourage” at G, “His content is so obsessive and funny” (It’s weird to hear my writing and life referred to as “Content”, but that’s how we “Bizzers” refer to a living organic element like my blog), but like any genius, sometimes I question certain aspects of my life, and whether my pioneering Brilliance is a gift or a curse?
The question for Arthur Kade is have I become like Jason Bourne in “The Bourne Ultimatum” where I have become such a tremendous acting and writing “killing machine”, that I am sometimes losing the essence of who Arthur Kade really is? The Brand has always rated girls, used and had the hottest ones, and been the best at what he did professionally (I was called a “Living Legend” at my Old Company by a former Senior Vice President), but has “The Biz” and this sex symbol status jaded me to a point where normality no longer exists, and I have to be a “Frank Sinatra” like influence all the time on the Gen Pop, and will it ever allow me to be more than just a media giant/corporation? Am I losing the “human side” of Arthur Kade, and truly becoming a well-oiled killing machine who only hooks up with 9’s and 10’s and desires Little Oscar in his bed, and has to deal with Press/Media and Paparazzi, but nothing else? Will I get to a point where even Caviar is not good enough anymore, and the threesomes aren’t enough, and the money isn’t enough, and will this insatiable hunger for vagina, awards, and recognition actually not allow me to be happy and just become a media and sexual robot who dies aloof like Marlon Brando?
I have always wondered why so many celebs are so unhappy ,and considering I am one of them now after only 8.8991 months, I can tell Kade Nation that it really is everything it’s cracked up to be, but in the end, it’s not about the money and Fame, but still about the Emmy, Oscar, and Pulitzer, and I think that’s what has kept Arthur Kade so grounded. I can live a “Third World Lifestyle” (No Furniture, Blogging in a Beach Chair, Going to Kade’s Corner at Cosi everyday I’m not making a TV Show, Writing a Book, or being featured in a Movie) while dominating KA and NYC, but considering I just booked a feature film audition (I will blog this next) because I will be training on warrior fighting techniques to prepare for it, I am more excited about that than anything else.
“The Craft is what brought Arthur Kade to fame and sex symbol status, and it is what will keep his Legend alive. Welcome to Kadealot”…Arthur Kade…11/29/09
I also want to give a “Kade Style” Shout out to Fellow Celeb Fan, Zach Galifianakis, (The Hangover, HBO’s Bored To Death), who I heard mentioned he was a fan of The Brand and “The Journey” on the Comedy Death Ray podcast on I-Tunes.



























(From November 12th)
“I also promised to give a “Kade Style” shout out to a new Kade Nation Member and fellow KA Crafter, Molly Weiner (Sister of famous author Jennifer Weiner who has written some great books herself like “In Her Shoes”), who was just turned onto “The Journey”. She wrote, “Was recently in Philly and someone turned me on to your blog. Good stuff indeed! I think you need to move the clown show to these parts..aka:Mollywood!”. I love her already!!! Maybe even one day, Arthur Kade, Jennifer Weiner, and Mega Kade Fans, James Frey and Anna David will collaborate on a joint project showcasing some of “The Biz’s” Best Selling Authors and show some literary street cred?”
Thith ith altho the potht where Arthur pretendth he’th a pimple. Doethn’t anybody remember?
…cunt
I wanna give a Girthday shout out to the tiara wearing Guntina! Happy 53rd! Did Bubbe pay off your fines?
Trick vanilla klafte.
Your makeup job is PATHETIC… nice shadow… I can’t begin to imagine what number that is on the Wet N Wild rack.
Whisper, whisper… “she smells like hot clam juice”
Someone left your cake out in the rain, didn’t they?
Icky.
Loo
@Loo,
You know what’s so sad, is all these photos, all these women with large gums, large noses, and beaver teeth, the pics aren’t even fun. They say nothing. It’s the same stale club with the chaulkboard and Arthur doesn’t even seem like a ‘fun’ person. No whacky photos. Just his cumb mug staring into the camera as he stands in that lifeless club called Recess. Who allowed the gold lame drapes?
And the ‘Bonnie Bell’ sisters (Teefs and GUNT)….do you notice they are getting more haggard and worn looking as the months go on. You and I are just noobs here for only 2.98363739 months and the tranformation those two have had, it’s quite sad. Someone in the Philly area should save those poor girls.
The pics with the chicks covering their faces. I would hate to think that they are posting on this blog. I get that fag in my sights should be cumb west, he’s getting one juicy booger flicked on him. Fag. Do you think Arthur “Wanna Whole Lotta Gunt”?
Maybe a “Wanna Whole Lotta Cumb” would be more fitting.
@Kudos,
I’m sorry sugar. I didn’t mean to make a hell for you in anyway. I was hoping maybe, just maybe, it would drive the no rent paying, latke eating, bagels in a bag huffing ho to lose some GUNT.
No young girl should be stuck with a GUNT especially a 33 year old and you shouldn’t have to live a personal hell.
Next time the song comes on, say to yourself, how FANTASTIC and/or CHEESETASTIC Arthur is……that will snap you right back to Mr. Plants lyrics!
Blondie,
His ‘Myspace Face’ needs to be introduced to a boot. Curbside Special! These dumb tricks have no spine between them and are getting what they deserve. You can’t hide the anxiety seeping out their huge pores. (Hence the rapid deterioration.) If any one of our guy buddies were to pull this Kade shit, we would drop that gak bag in a heart beat. “Famewhores”… SHAMEWHORES!!!!
Loo
Life isn’t the same since you ruined your Superman T shirt on Halloween. Now we have to look at you in “porn” T shirts.
You’re a Klassy Guy!
ATTENTION CLUB GOING FEMALES IN PHILLY:
STOP THE ORANGE TANNING!
You hooked up with 2 girls in 10 seconds? Great, so did my little brother at his first frat party the other night.
C’mon, Kade, I like your drive and passion for this, but I just wonder if you’re TRYING to make yourself look stupid now for entertainment purposes? I always thought you were a driven individual, but why are you writing about things like this?
Imagine you actually wrote about something about how hard you’re working, or what if you asked for advice on what you’re doing? People are so much more willing to root for the underdog or the good guy rather than a narcissistic, 30-yr old club goer.
Hi folks,
As some of you may have already noticed, things have gotten pretty bad for me lately. I’m not sure what my next step will be but clearly I can’t go on like this for much longer. If somebody out there can hear me, please help. I’m desperate and ashamed but I’m reaching out in hopes that it’s not too late.
Please forgive me and thanks for listening,
Arthur’s T-shirt Collection
you fucking retard! do you actually think that caller was a “Fan?” you are so fucking stupid its insane.
I cant believe this website is still here
Believe it Boogaa!!!!
You pulla ma fingaa I faat in ya face!
Boston Bob
Soooo…some guy at Recess tells you you have “remarkable stamina??”….this wasn’t immediately after leaving the bathroom with him was it???
And since you haven’t got laid in umpteen months…i’m pretty sure he was referring to your oral stamina for blowing him as long as you did.
Art, what Kat actually said was that “those people are a couple like Arthur Kade is a celebrity.” your blog mention was book ended by a music video clip of Cat lip synching about tacobell/pizza Huts, a song by das rascists and à japNeese instant noodle soup that gets heated by a lazer beam shooting robot.
Even with a bad press is still good press mentality you must face the fact that They really made you out to look like the piece of shit talentless hack that you really are.
That was a shout out only if the gunt dosent have a lazy eye.
Arthur, since you’re so into fashion, can you tell me if jersey shirts are in style? I attached a picture of myself wearing one. It’s above as my web site link.
I’m sure the link is up already but here it is again.
Mr Kade,
If you’re writing a book with Trident Media Group, as you repeatedly state, why is your name not listed on Trident Media Group’s list of clients?
http://www.tridentmediagroup.com/clientlist.html
Clearly, this is a situation you should get rectified immediately.