Nov 30 2009
Business And Pleasure In Miami
Arthur Kade has dominated and left a lasting impression in so many cities around the world, but few have felt the amazing pounding and throttling from The Brand that Miami (I consider SOBE in many ways to be my second home because if there is any city outside of Philly that I potentially have a bunch of unknown Little Kades running around, then Miami’s it) has, and I have been envisioning a “Kade Style” vaca down there for months, but because of the work involved with “The Journey”, developing a hit TV Show with IMG Media, and writing a book with Trident Media Group, The Brand was scared he may never get away. Members of The Entourage had already booked their trip to go down and dominate one of the top events in that city, “Art Basil” (For anyone that doesn’t know about the event, there are more KA 10’s per square mile in one area than almost anywhere on Earth, and I joked to Papa Kade today, “”The Drought”" may not just go down once, but a dozen times down there”) , and as I was on the fence today I got an email that I was booked for a final audition for a good paying commercial down there which will be cast on Saturday and filmed on Sunday. That was god’s way of telling Arthur Kade, “Pack a box of Trojans and book your ticket now, because your resume and penis will both be potentially very happy soon”. In Miami, I am a king, and am treated like a top VIP from years back when I was banging one on the hottest VIP hostesses down there, and I have been at parties with my boys: Diddy, Jamie, and Malcolm Jamal Warner (I used his full name because most people don’t remember the Cosby show), and more athletes than a “Jock Sniffer” (This is the term we give Gen Pop girls who bang athletes like it’s their religion, and there are a bunch in Philly who have been passed around like a fumble on 4th and 1) could ever touch, so this is going to be a combo of fun, sun, work, and most of all, “Kade Style” domination (One great story is when I met a Chicago 8.45 with a pretty face, great HUGE tits, but needed to drop about 8Lbs., at Nobu while on post -extension on a conference with work, and ended up with her in the service elevator almost having sex, and then brought her back to a suite at The Royal Palms that I shared with 2 co-workers, destroyed her all night, and then my other co-worker came in at 5 AM who had hooked up somewhere else, and as she hid under the sheets on the pull out sofa, he said, “Is someone here with you???” and as she peaked out, he said, “You better not steal my wallet!”, and then I asked her to leave in the morn, and we laughed about it for hours because I gave her a fake number to meet me later).
It is also ironic that in many ways “The Journey” started there over NYE when Olcay told me, “Go For It!!”, and here I am 8.9464 months later getting a direct message from god to be down there again, especially because I am on the cusp of such greatness and celebrity that only a few of my peers like Pitt, Clooney, and Brando have experienced, that I feel like something special will happen while I’m down there. There are so many times (One occurred today) that I hear Papa Kade’s words to me, “You have chosen a hard and lonely path to walk”, where I realize that despite all the fame, the celeb status, the vagina that’s thrown in my face like Water Ice, and the awards and money that I will soon have, that this is a road that Arthur Kade walks alone, but today is one of those days where I know that god tests me to be the biggest and most famous actor and writer in the world, and communicates and says, “Brand, make the hard choices now, so that you can make easy ones later on when you have touched Little Oscar”.
I also am being heavily considered for a principal “Warrior Role” in a feature film (I think I am not even being asked to audition which is great) , and we have already cleared that I am available on the shoot dates in Jan., but they want to see video of my acting abilities (I will send them the incredible clip of me doing David Mamet’s Heist in Mike Lemon’s class so they can see that I have mastered the art of “Less Is More” in my film acting), and I need to practice riding horses, spear fighting, and sword fighting to prepare for filming (I learned both spear and sword fighting during my month long stint as a warrior on M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Last Airbender”, but I need to work with an instructor this or next week to brush up on my amazing technique, and I will also practice horse riding as well and video everything for Kade Nation). Great actors will spend weeks/months preparing for a role (A perfect example is Dustin Hoffman spending months studying “Autistic People” for his Oscar Winning Role in “Rainman”), and I want my fellow “Bizzers” and the Gen Pop to see what it means to become a successful working actor like Arthur Kade.
“Arthur Kade’s heart is what taught him how to lose, it is his pain that taught him to become a champion, but it will be his balls that make Him a Dynasty”…Arthur Kade…11/30/09
Here are 2 absolutely genius FAN Videos a friend just emailed me he saw on another site (It is truly humbling and flattering to see the level of obsession that Kade Nation has to it’s King), and a great Kade Nation Email I received from a Lesbian Fan In Australia (I love when I am hot enough that I could turn a Gay Woman straight on another continent)
“Hi Mr. Kade,
I’ve never sent fanmail before but I just wanted to say how much I love your blog. I’m a huge Kade fan. Do you think “The Journey” will ever take you to Australia? I bet you could totally kill it Kade style here in the land down under. Will your best-selling book be available in Australia? I hope you do a book tour here; that would be awesome. I might even get to meet you! 
Also, this is kind of a personal question, but have you ever slept with a lesbian? I’m just wondering because I’m a lesbian but I find myself attracted to you anyway. Just curious if it’s only me, or if that’s just the Kade effect in action. 
You’re way out of my league anyway, but a girl can dream!
Can’t wait to see you on the big screen,
Natalie”
Arthur can you tell me if mesh shirts are in style right now? I linked a picture of me wearing one.
Speaking of IMG Media, I really like what Steven Ward had to say about them to you:
# Steven Wardon 26 Nov 2009 at 10:48 am
Does the name Katie Byrne mean anything to you Arthur? I know you don’t know who she is but I will tell you. She is with IMG Media and after some “chit chat” I asked her what the plan is with “Arthur Kade” & she just laughed and “negatively” shook her head. What plan she said? We know of him and see some kind of prospect there but there is no real marketability there. That’s all she could say but isn’t that funny Arthur. Maybe I will put a call into Trident tommorow. Happy Thanksgiving there guy.
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“I am on the cusp of such greatness and celebrity that only a few of my peers like Pitt, Clooney, and Brando have experienced”
But of course! Because I’m sure those three actors went head-over-fucking-heels to buy a plane ticket to audition for a FUCKING COMMERCIAL.
I hope you end up like Christopher Reeves after your horse back riding lessons.
Hey Arthur, I’m so excited you will be in Miami! Are you staying in South Beach? My girlfriends and I all think you are really hot. We would go crazy to hang out. Am I up to your standards? There’s a link to my picture above. Some of my girlfriends are going to send theirs too so they can see what you think of them.
Hope to see you in Miami!
I’m one of Bonnie’s friends, I live in west Miami. Tell me what you think.
It’s Art BASEL you fuckwit! b-a-s-E-l! Christ you are ignorant and uninformed!
amazingly hilarious. i love those videos… how is it i had not checked out that blog before? lol, i’m out of here.
if anyone else wants to join me… legowigkade dot blogspot dot com
Rate me too!
“there are a bunch in Philly who have been passed around like a fumble on 4th and 1.”
There’s your Pulitzer right there, Mr. Kade.
Christ.
Yo Arthur! You rock.
Dude! Make sure you keep us in up to date of your pounding and throttling in Miami! The citizens of the “Kade Nation” need to hear and see all!
And we all hope you all score the warrior! It certainly sounds like you’ve been working hard and getting poked and prodded for a long time now!
All those exclamation marks in this post! I’m super excited!!
Give a shout out to “The Son of ChrisDude.”
“Total Support. Total Commitment.”
Arthur I am another one of Bonnie’s friends (my name is Bonnie too!) and I promise you we will rock your world in ways you don’t realize down here in Miami. Get your ass down here and get it in gear. My picture is linked!
Way to go Artie! Be sure to tell us about the audition for another part you won’t get and all the almost sex you’ll have.
You have aged so much in such a short period of time.
It’s called Art Basel Miami, you ignorant lowest-common-denominator rube. Basel, as in the Swiss city. You wouldn’t know because you’re an undereducated, lisping, moronic goon. I highly doubt that you or any of the mutants you call friends will be allowed within a hundred miles of any of the events.
But what do I know? You’re the A-list celeb who sleeps on a pile of dirty underwear, brags about having “almost sex”, has a debilitating substance abuse problem and is painfully untalented in every field (including composing simple sentences to post on a blog).
Also, if you even think about touching Little Oscar, I’m calling Chris Hansen.
your Dad is way smarter than you’ll ever give him credit for you fucking cunt:
“You have chosen a hard and lonely path to walk”
true ‘dat Poppa Rapey, TRUE ‘DAT
Isn’t “Autistic People” the name of the revolutionary new TV show that you’re currently developing…I mean, “Devving” with IMG?
Less is more?
Less is all you got
you are a clueless mother fucker. sad.
Great stuff!
This wasn’t hard to figure out…Klispy the wonder douche never does anything on his own. He always rides along then claims he was a-list and it was part of the journey. The pattern is unmistakable. Here’s the kicker…L/e/oni/d K/a/dy/sh/es and R/ai/sa Y K/ad/ys/hes had an apt. (In a high-rise) in Hal/lan/da/le, FL.
They sold that unit then Le/on/id bought another unit (w/2 other ‘partners’) in the same building. The douche master general is just going down to Flo/rid/a with his dad and step mom and (as usual) is talking like he’s doing something and he’s somebody. Sad little douche, always talking about girls he’s never had, things he’s never done, places he’s never been and lying about it all. He had to be the worst child ever and hasn’t changed a bit. Do a goggle search for Lo/en/id Ka/d/ys/hes…not to many hits on that name.
Klispy, you might do better with the ladies if you put that potato in the front of your pants instead of the back.
Wow shitfuck rarely have you been so fucking ripped apart in the comment section with such fucking perfection.
“unknown Little Kades”
UGH
The fact that this waste of skin has functioning BREEDING PARTS horrifies the fuck out of me. Someone in Philly do me a fav and destroy tiny Kade Jr. Preferably with a staple gun and/or steel wool.
Seriously, the thought of the thing REPRODUCING makes me want to rip my ovaries out.
Okay, you do know your “fans” are mocking you, right?
…cunt
Wasn’t last NYE like 11.something months ago? Why do you say it’s 8.9?
Also, “You better not steal my wallet” should be the name of your book.
“Legowig?! Whats that?” Right.
Help me out here people.
Didn’t the Chick from Miami, that INSPIRED this delusional Journey, call Kade from NY during Fashion Week or something. Then she had him jump the Train and come to NY where she STOOD HIM UP! He stood in line at some club, ready to cry that the doorman didn’t know him and then some dude pulling him in as his plus one?
I hope Miami fucks with him big time this weekend. It’s a very touristy B-List kind of weekend. You need tickets to a lot of the events and an in for the parties. Needless to say, NO FEDORAS AND T SHIRTS.
You’re so retarded (except retarded people have sweet dispositions, drool less, smell better and probably get laid more).
To you, art is 2 naked chicks screen printed onto a t-shirt, a “free tibet” skateboard, or some over-processed head shots your tranny friend’s sister shot, so you’re clearly only going so that you can follow Leonid and Raya around as their little Arturd and pretend you’re part of the South Beach upper echelon (which they aren’t and you aren’t and never will be). It’s nice that daddy finally loves you enough to take you on “”vaca”" though.
And it goes without saying since you’re repulsive, but you won’t get laid. Miami 9s want already-made men. Not drooling, lisping, unemployed actor wanna-bes with bad hair and no fashion sense who follow their creepy daddy and slutty stepmom around.
You can’t even score in Philly and we’ve seen the caliber of chicks there!! You and your TITS shirt will get laughed off the island.
Gen Pop, Yes, you are correct! “Rags to Riches” Klick my name for some Klassic Kade!
“Arthur Kade has dominated and left a lasting impression in so many cities around the world…”
No, you’ve left grease stains in the ring of cities around Philadelphia, dickmitten. Unless “domination” is defined as creeping out the local women, stiffing the waitstaff at various down market cafes and diners, and taking rainman style pictures of your fucking monte cristo sammiches.
And nice job stealing those videos off the Lego wig site, you pathetic douche eating toolbox. They H A T E you over there, you cockmunching dentskulled carney attraction.
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FAGGOT
“Also, this is kind of a personal question, but have you ever slept with a lesbian? I’m just wondering because I’m a lesbian but I find myself attracted to you anyway. Just curious if it’s only me, or if that’s just the Kade effect in action. You’re way out of my league anyway, but a girl can dream!”
Is it me, or is this Arthur guy full of shit? Wow.
No pics of stunningly gorgeous women?
Golly Arthur, it’s not worth coming here anymore!
Philadelphia, LA, Atlantic City, New York City.
Those are the cities Arthur has been in this year. He flew on a plane once to LA and back. He has not been to Miami at all since starting this shitjourney.
“Arthur Kade has dominated and left a lasting impression in so many cities around the world…”
can someone fucking tell me how even someone with a barely functioning brain is still too stupid to realize these cities are in the UNITED STATES?!?!?!? He has not travelled to any international cities this year, so it goes without saying that he has not dominated them. Hell, we have no idea what “dominated” means in this context other than to take pictures in bathrooms, brag about (and make up lies about) making out with girls, dressing like a total fool, and going home alone night after night.
Dear Arthur,
People still go to Miami? How fuckin’ passe!
Do they all still rollerblade in Miami too?
NEATO. You’re a goon.
Smoke as much crack as you can until it kills you. loser!
@ Blondie,
‘He’s Enormous’ blew his cow cover for his SOBE vacay… he’s tagging along with Papa scary and the creature from step-mom lagoon. This shit is boringk, we might as well be baggin on some poor old Jewish comedian flying to the Catskills to “DOMINATE” the borscht belt.
Fugh…
The Loo
Idiot
Arthur,
Your Dad asked me to post this:
EARLY BIRD SPECIALS
Boris’s Borscht Belt: seating 3:00pm - 5:15pm (buy 1 get 1 free)
Hallandale Beach Blvd
Irvings Deli: seating 3:30- 4:45
Matzoh Ball Soup/ Brisket/
Free Bread!
Sunny Isles Beach
Since you’re broke, and staying in Hallandale, this should help with your Domination.
“15 minutes outside of NYC I called the girl again and texted her to no responses”
Wow Art. You sure dominated Nyc that nite.
we’ve seen it all before. Arthur’s journey of genius is actually a Skylab style flame out. The I’m auditioning for a commercial is just as much bullshit as the gay dr role. It’s not going to happen. Did art say he was having unprotected sex in Miami? Wow Arthur. That’s what every girl loves to hear considering that the highest rates of new AIDS diagnoses were in Miami (33.1 per 100000). You are a through & through guilded scumbag and any girl that would even consider touching that full septic tank you call a body needs to be doomed to the same festering death you will end with.
I keep telling myself not to look but since no mainstream media, or any media for that matter offer coverage on arts where abouts so I come here to check if he is dead yet. I still see that cross eyed drooling scumbag coming out of the bathroom looking like he had just left his soul in there and then brushed against my arm and it was so greasy and he stunk to high heaven of feces, b.o. and rotting gums. To all girls that have late night “polar bear” tendencies be aware that no gakker is worth being raped by Arthur and then having the aids.
Jesus man. Admitting to unprotected relations while in Miami? You just made me gag. It’s bad enough that people seeing you in person are grossed out by your outward appearance and now you compound that disgust with admissions of having unprotected sex in a city with the highest transmission rate. Dude you really need to check what you write because we all know how Pedro from real world 1 ended up. He sure died a super star.
The first video was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen — hahahaha!
@Loo,
Me loves your post! Catskills. Nice.
“This shit is boringk, we might as well be baggin on some poor old Jewish comedian flying to the Catskills to “DOMINATE” the borscht belt.”
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Arthur, you’re no longer worthy of hate. I’s pitty yous.
Where’s the chrisDUDE?
- the russDUDE
@ Joescheppae 2
Pedro was from Real World 3 (San Francisco)
Wow it looks like somehow imdb has left you off of the list of uncredited warriors in the last airbender. How could that have happened Arthur? Every OTHER uncredited warrior is listed. Oh that’s right because you were only a warrior in the movie IN YOUR SAD LITTLE MIND. Really dude if you’re going to lie at least do it about something that isn’t verifible with 15 seconds of googling.
Link to full list of uncredited warriors in name.
ART BASEL FESTIVITIES CUT BACK IN MIAMI
(AS WORD OF ARTHUR KADEs ARRIVAL TRIGGERS PANIC)
The Art Basel party scene in Miami is feeling the pinch. Many companies are scaling back their festivities at the cocktail and networking extravaganza, which kicks off this week. “Cartier and Swarovski are just hosting dinners this year, despite throwing marquee parties in the past,” an insider said. “Soho House has hosted an upscale soiree the past years, and they’re not doing anything major this time, either.” Even Swiss banking giant UBS AG has closed its showcase lounge in South Beach and is instead hosting a series of small dinners. Events that made the cut this year include a live performance by Justice at Mansion.
From Today’s Page Six:
The Art Basel party scene in Miami is feeling the pinch. Many companies are scaling back their festivities at the cocktail and networking extravaganza, which kicks off this week. “Cartier and Swarovski are just hosting dinners this year, despite throwing marquee parties in the past,” an insider said. “Soho House has hosted an upscale soiree the past years, and they’re not doing anything major this time, either.” Even Swiss banking giant UBS AG has closed its showcase lounge in South Beach and is instead hosting a series of small dinners. Events that made the cut this year include a live performance by Justice at Mansion.
As always, Kadestain, your timing is impeccable. Happy domination!
Aw shit. Gen Pop beat me to it!
we took a vote last night, and it’s unanimous:
you are a pitiable “actor,” but we are behind your pursuit of little Oscar 100%.
Seems, we have possible impersonatos? That’s not nice.
Kade lover posing as “The Loo”, “Cheese”, “Stains” etc.
An impersonator is someone who imitates or copies the behavior or actions of another. There are many reasons for someone to be an impersonator, being as follows:
Political decoy, used as a form of protection for political “blobby” rights. This involves an impersonator who is employed (or forced) to perform “blob management”, to mislead observers. Causing people to fight, or dislike each other for social, business or Kade gain.
That’s quite the useless knowledge base you have there cheese. But I thank you for the “fact check” none the less.
Hey Arthur? I know you don’t read the comments but if teefs or that gunt monger are reading this please ask him to please address why he is promoting his lack of using protection as a hype gimmick to let people know that he was such a promiscus stud in Miami. It’s fucking gross art. Your little shit covered dink must look like an 18 hole golf course in the rain. Ughhhhhh!
Dudley:
I only beat you by 2 minutes!
Deepest Respect,
GP
@Blondie,
You can almost match the posts to the mastery of the blob and who wrote it. The tone is so obvious. And try to post ANYTHING about some ambulance chaser and it goes POOF!
So, thanks to the sleuthery of Gen Pop and Dudley, we will now get to hear all about how Ardvark “DOMINATED” Mansion and partied with those Justice dudes. Cool. I’ll bet he’s already “authoring” that gem for next week.
You make my skin crawl, Ardvark. The thought of you thinking you have little Kades running about Miami… (shuddering) you creepy old tool. Poor chick didn’t even fake a flinch and out pops a lawn-gnome? Ick.
I would bet money on the draught you’re nursing drippy dick, you slimey banana peel.
Draught, schmaught… you caught the clap and that deserves a round of applause.
The Loo
Upon further review, see that I missed another pile of whipped dogshit in this latest puke pile on the blob- shit mousse in other words, which is another great way to describe dentskull the dinky dick.
“I also am being heavily considered for a principal “Warrior Role” in a feature film (I think I am not even being asked to audition which is great)”
Wow, way to answer my post from yesterday, shit mousse. Monkey boy dance much? And you’re still E (for low paid extra) List, pigfucker.
“and we have already cleared that I am available on the shoot dates in Jan.”
I’m sure Cosi’s will understand you not lurking and greasing up their plastic chairs so you can go down to Miami to pick up garbage on a set, shit mousse.
“but they want to see video of my acting abilities (I will send them the incredible clip of me doing David Mamet’s Heist in Mike Lemon’s class so they can see that I have mastered the art of “Less Is More” in my film acting)”
Oh boy yer fuckt now, dent skull- that’s some horrible nonsense you have inflicted on the video- not so much “less is more” than it is “art is moron- big fuckin’ moron”.
Yeah, that crap you did in Lemming’s class was just bone deep bad…. you have no chance whatsoever if you show that towering example of your incompetence. Ah well- at least you’ll have the chance to annoy and disgust a whole new group of people while down there.
I’ll bet the people at Cosi’s will be “thrilled” to know you’ll be back creeping out their other customers- still.
To sum up- Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
You are a fucking joke.
Looking forward to our trip to Miami Arthur !
Fear Not Popi,
There are no little Kades’ running around the South Beach. All you Northern boys come down here, dios mio…………., clueless…………..
Who else but us would let you go “bareback”?
We look forward to seeing you this weekend Arturo, you remember how to get in touch with us?
Mami has what you need quierda!
A part of me does want to see Arthur try to ride a horse and use a sword.
Horse: -bucks Artie off-
Arthur: The horse could not handle being so close to such an A-List celebrity. That horse is a Gen Popper, for Gen Poppers. Not a balls ass, awesome celebrity like me.
Up over at The Wig. Click my name.
If Steve Ward really is talking all this shit on you, you need to man up and show him how those boxing lessons have paid off.
LISTEN UP ARTIE…..ONLY TOURISTS AND WANNABE DOUCHEBAGS LIKE YOURSELF CALL IT SOBE. I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN IN SOUTH FLORIDA FOR 15 YEARS. ALSO, IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT SOUTH BEACH, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IT’S POPULARITY PEAKED ABOUT 4-5 YEARS AGO. ANYBODY THAT LIVES HERE WILL TELL YOU THAT SOUTH BEACH IS NOW A HIP-HOP GHETTO!!!!!!! IT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING AND FILTHY!!!! OVERPRICED FOOD AND DRINKS, OVERPRICED SHOPPING AND A BUNCH OF HIP-HOP GHETTO LOSERS…ENJOY YOU FUCKWAD.
Art, remember last April when I hosted the 76′ers ladies night out. That was the real deal because Phillys hottest women came out for a meet and greet. Anyhow, my point is that I am a professional match maker who has a T.V. Show. You are a blogger who other wise has nothing. If you are invited to an event it is because promoters love whipping boys which give party goers someone to muse over. I bet my mom $ 5,000 that says you don’t land a speaking role in anything, ever get a book published, or ever get a t.v. show. You are unemployable. And what’s up with the might have babies running around in Miami talk? Telling everyone you don’t use protection is the quickest way to repulse women.
Love ya Steven Ward. Keep it coming and feel free to post on the other site legowigkade.blogspot.com - those guys will not censor you!
Next time in the Mogul Room. 2 will enter, only one will come out.
I hope you are savagely ass raped in Miami
Hi, Arthur!
Can’t wait until you get down here. It’ll be a lot of fun “partying” with you. I’ll have to adjust Harry’s “code” a bit, but don’t you worry, I’ll take care of you just like the rest.
Hugs!
Dexter
Arthur, you thould go on “Between Two Fernth!”
@ Dexter:
Loved your last episode!
Dexter, don’t adjust the code! The code works!
This is one sentence:
“In Miami, I am a king, and am treated like a top VIP from years back when I was banging one on the hottest VIP hostesses down there, and I have been at parties with my boys: Diddy, Jamie, and Malcolm Jamal Warner (I used his full name because most people don’t remember the Cosby show), and more athletes than a “Jock Sniffer” (This is the term we give Gen Pop girls who bang athletes like it’s their religion, and there are a bunch in Philly who have been passed around like a fumble on 4th and 1) could ever touch, so this is going to be a combo of fun, sun, work, and most of all, “Kade Style” domination (One great story is when I met a Chicago 8.45 with a pretty face, great HUGE tits, but needed to drop about 8Lbs., at Nobu while on post -extension on a conference with work, and ended up with her in the service elevator almost having sex, and then brought her back to a suite at The Royal Palms that I shared with 2 co-workers, destroyed her all night, and then my other co-worker came in at 5 AM who had hooked up somewhere else, and as she hid under the sheets on the pull out sofa, he said, “Is someone here with you???” and as she peaked out, he said, “You better not steal my wallet!”, and then I asked her to leave in the morn, and we laughed about it for hours because I gave her a fake number to meet me later).”
You’re an idiot.
To even state you hung out with this person. Uuuuuhhhhh, Malcolm Jamal Warner?
That is not cheese-tastic in the least.
Latest Twitter:
“Contacted all my restaurant owners and we’re all set up 4 dinners evrynite. Kade style domination”
McDonalds
Dennys
IHop
Olive Garden
Hey Captain Gleet!
Why, oh why didn’t your “resthaurant ownerths” call YOU? If you’re so world fuckin famous, why did you have to call them? I think we can all answer that…
I’m sure the forewarning was appreciated by the aforementioned restauranteurs…
Don’t forget your white pants, cumb-bubble.
Loo
@Twitter Watch,
Dont forget:
Applebee’s
TGIFriday’s
Fudrucker’s
The Cheesecake Factory
Now that’s Kade Style!
This goes out to all the Haters and idiots that post here- pretty much everyone- that dont think Kade is the Real Deal:
If you wanna be a Rocka you gots to be willin to sucka the cocka!!!!
At least thats wat me and all my friends say around here in Boston.
Later
BostonPete
See, y’all don’t understand Arthur!! Don’t any of you remember that Angelina Fucking Jolie actually LOOKED at him when he co-starred in her movie “Salt”? I mean, she really wanted him, but he didn’t have time for her because she was only “mom sexy” and not “stripper sexy” the way he prefers. Angelina Fucking Jolie wasn’t nearly beautiful enough to meet Arthur’s exacting standards. I wonder if he will even deign to go to the premiere next summer? We’ll have to wait, with baited breath, to see, won’t we?
So, don’t diss Arthur!! He’s going down to SOBE and he’s gonna KILL!! They’re all waiting for him. The place will be rocking. I really wish I could be there. You people are just jealous h8ters!!! Don’t pay any attention to them Arthur. They will be even more jealous when you co-star in a movie with your “peer” Brad Pitt!! (Clooney isn’t nearly good looking enough). You go boy!!!
LUV YA, MEAN IT!!!
“and we have already cleared that I am available on the shoot dates in Jan.”
Oh, and did you have your peeps contact their peeps you dark smelly place? Lying lispofag re-useable douche basil ass gravy. Creepy rapey eyed twisted fucking pervert sour chicken fat face freak. Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisp! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisp! Why don’t you tell us how long it’s been sense you started down to the second? Hmm, Capt. Cock Cleaner the smegma snacker? Your eyelids look like foreskin, by the way.
Uncredited Warrior…you misspelled the title…He was in the Last Assbender.
Arthur…keep digging that hole, my man….I have heard of sooo many A-listers who have gotten walked in on while on a pull-out sofa…. means you were tagging along on someone elses dime as usual.
it’s Basel
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Art, my good girl…I hope you fucking die in a horrible mattress fire tomorrow at 7:03 AM. Before that happens, I want make you to insert my hard penis, covered in a Trojan, into your ugly mothers yeast-infected nasty vag. Then I want to slap my juice-covered penis again and again into your face. Oh, and happy holiday’s to you and yours!
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