Getting back from an amazing domination of “The Biz” and The Craft in Kadeami has been quite a transition because I have been forced to acclimate away from the celeb parties, and “Millionaire Life” that I am accustomed to when I travel, and refocus my amazing mind on building The Resume, and gearing for the New Year, while coming back to my humbling abode at Chateau Kade (It’s so difficult to humble Arthur Kade when he is already a celebrity, and about to become one of the biggest stars in the world by creating a “Third world existence” after just partying with some of the most well known and important “Bizzers” in the world like J-LO and Russel Simmons), and training for what looks like will be an extensive “Warrior Part” in a major motion picture that I will be filming on in January. Even though Arthur Kade is developing a “Hit TV Show”, and writing a potential Pulitzer Prize Winning Book, nothing gives him a bigger erection than starring in movies and bringing home Little Oscar which would be the icing on the cake for “The Journey” when I am living in The Brand’s “McMansion” in Kade Angeles.
One of my favorite movies ever made was Mel Gibson’s “Braveheart”, and I have always hoped that one of my award winning first starring roles would be as a character similar to William Wallace. The Brand would be great at carrying a movie as a warrior/leader because I command such respect from everyone around me in the Gen Pop, and this would translate beautifully to a movie format using a character like William Wallace, and I will also be finding somewhere to “Brush Up” on horse riding (The few times that I have ridden horses, Arthur Kade has been told by the trainers that I was “terrific”, and a “Natural”, and I could feel a definite “Unique Bond with the horse, and it’s primitive need to be the best and be a showpiece for the Gen Pop just like Arthur Kade), and also need to find a place that I can also train on my sword fighting and spear fighting so that I am prepared to look great on film (Every indication is that I have been cast in the role, but in “The Biz” even stars like Arthur Kade aren’t sure what can happen minute to minute, or what new or better projects might be thrown into my lap). I can only imagine theaters full of Kade Nation members cheering on Arthur Kade while he chopped heads off, and led a tribe of warriors to “Freedom”, and the chants of “Brand” and “Kade” at the end of the credits would be deafening.
The experience that I had as a Northern Tribe Warrior in M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Last Airbender” (The movie that I filmed on for almost a month, where I gained enough waivers to become “SAG-Eligible” because of my unique “Combat Skills” and “Green-Eyes”) was amazing because I truly was like a leader for my fellow Crafters on set, and was constantly put “On camera”, and got extensive face time for the movie, all while impressing the production crew and staff along the way with my professionalism, determination, and commitment to making Night’s movie everything it could be to catapult him back to the top of the “Biz” ladder, and show them that a rising actor like Arthur Kade can work in a team environment (This is why I was such a great Basketball player for years, because Arthur Kade had a premier scoring ability to “Fill it Up” at will, but knew when to pull back and involve my teammates who needed more confidence and reassurance to play better ((When they weren’t as good as me)), because they new that at crunch time, The Brand was money). The excitement that I have if I get this roll is that it may open up a door for The Brand to get a starring or supporting role in a combat movie/epic, or perhaps lead to more work in “The Biz” around stunts and fighting. With The Brand’s “Leading Man” looks, and extensive athletic background, and being 6′2″ which is unheard of for stunt work, I could really build myself a “Rep” as a great working “Combat/Fighting” actor.
Here is some recent Kade Nation Fan Mail from around the world, with one being a “Kade Style” shout out to a fan getting married (WHY????) by video and my U.Kade (United Kadeom) fans have been telling me that I need to “Jet Set” over to London for a “Quickie” (This is what international socialites like The Brand call a night of partying in another country, and then coming right back across The Pond to get back to The Craft), and I am now looking into what pricing would be for a London NYE, “Kade Style”. I also have some HUGE Media/Press things happening right now for “The Journey” that I cannot comment about due to confidentiality requests, but 2010 will officially be “The Year Of The Brand”, “Kade Style”, and finally an amazing vid from SET in Miami at the Loubintin Party.
“If Jay-Z gets “”Spiked”" out in MSG, then Arthur Kade gets “”Jacked”" out in Staples”…Arthur Kade…12/08/09
Gordo
Dear Arthur,
There’s a really hot party going down this Friday in London, England, at two of the most exclusive clubs there – Embargos and 151. I’d be so honoured if you could jet over and join me and some friends for a private birthday party beforehand. We’re all on the list for both events, and i’m sure you could just strole in anyhow, kade-style and dominate the place with all the 9s and 10s. Apparently George Galloway and Kerry Katona may be there too, so you’ll have an A-list crowd to party with. Hope you can make it. If not, see you in London soon.
Duncan out!x
Guess what, I’ve known a person who was molested, at about the same point in
time as Arthur. He got no therapy, the pervert who did it never even got
arrested never mind having a trial, and to top it all off the family of the
victim blamed him for doing something wrong.
This person whent on to become a Rhodes scholar and has traveled the world as
part their academic career. He is easily the most worldly, sophisticated,
intelligent person I will ever know. Other victims of abuse have turned it
around and are now among the most vocal advocates for survivors aid programs
and prevention innitiatives.
So Artard is potentialy dangerous? THEN PUT HIM DOWN LIKE A RABID DOG before
he goes pop. One hollow point to the back of head while he’s in line at Cosi
or sitting at Rouge. Boom – Kade out. Public service performed.
If that can’t happen (I hear polce take a dim view of this sort of pre-emptive
action) then let him blow, hope the damage isn’t great and his compulsive
self-photography should make it easy for the cops to ID him, pick him up and
dump him in the pokey where he can spend the rest of his days getting
ass-raped by dope-fiend niggers until he hangs himself in his cell.
But if you’re smart, you’ll clean up your act quick and get out of the
spotlight. And instead of encouraging your “friend” to take this path that you
know will lead nowhere b/c it’s fun for you, why don’t you be a real friend
and tell Arthur that he’s ruining his life and may want to talk to someone
about his issues.
I don’t know about anyone else, but it seems this plaintive screed about anal
shit mousse being a poor misunderstood man-child is just a bit too convenient
for my liking.
It comes right on the heels of him threatening just a touch of violence –
twittering about “wanting to punch a wall” and someone else reporting that he
got punted from Cosi’s.
All while choad pooh thang is getting hung out to dry by a real lawyer, the W
is getting ready to ban anal from all its properties, and we’ve all finally
tipped to anal being ALONE through the majority of his bizarro world attempt
at “fame”.
I mean look- right as the man butter gargling, crisco smeared, subliterate
dipshit known as Lispy McSlobberfuck is having his entire imaginary funhouse
torn down, there is a plea for mercy and pity?
Smells like high school level performance art.
Not buyin’ it. Nope.
Anal shitmousse- you’re still a talentless sideshow freak. Do something
useful, go lick a donkey’s ass, shithead.
Truthfully, I think he will harm his self, as in fatally. I agree that
whatever happens in your past is not an excuse for abhorrent behavior in the
present. But given enough stress, the brain can become ill. Just the same as
your heart, skin or any other organ. The problem is that people don’t think
that the brain can get better. All the other organs can heal, but not the
brain?
WAAAAAHHHH!!!
Childhood tragedies aside, there is no excuse for the behavior exhibited in
this “Journey.” Arthur is using people, belittling and degrading people
publicly, lying constantly, and is putting his entire life out there for
scrutiny to one and all.
If he wants to be a celebrity, well, this is what he gets – treatment no
different from other celebrities that rub people the wrong way and have
vindictiveness launched towards them.
There are dreams, and there are insane, lost-your-mind, think you own the
world crazy ass dreams. Arthur is a level beyond even that. I consider this
site to be a massive attempt at an intervention; somehow being human we all
care to some degree about our fellow man, but Arthur needs a wake up call.
Honestly, if he really had a good job at Ameriprise (though it’s been
confirmed he was just a glorified telemarketer that was laid off) and has a
work history, he has still destroyed any opportunity at future employment. A
background check will find the path of idiocy and embarrassment he has paved
across the Internet. What human resources group would dare even talk to him?
i’m sorry i don’t buy it. you can still google search newspaper archives. for
something with such a “public trial” .. there’s nothing on google about it …
Why the sudden injection of concious? Who cares if Arthie was molested or
violent or whatever… then instead of starting a goofy website dedicated to
the voices in his douchenozzle head, he should have joined a support group.
Everyone has thier issues. Whether it be childhood molestation, being bullied,
being abandoned, having cancer or just a bad hair day… I’m certainly not
going to off myself or go on a killing spree because someone touched my pee
pee. We’re lending too much credit where it’s so not deserved. This idiot
needs his nose smacked continuously just like a dog who keeps crapping in the
living room.
This guy has made some really poor choices in friends, quitting his career,
and starting his blob. Whatever happens to him he gets and the idiots on his
train need to be derailed as much as him. If people are starting to go soft,
then back off. It’s your choice.
I guess I meant “conscience”… at home today nursing the pukes.
seriously, is anyone wondering if everything is okay on ak’s end? he updated
the twitter once but things have been might quiet ….
Yes, he’s the “50 Cent” of acting now, whatever that means.
Oh brother… what is it you’re concerned about? Whether or not he tied all
his t-shirts together and hung himself, or that he’s “not posting new
blobbery”
My guess is that he’s gettin kicked in the nuts left and right, albeit small
blows… but in his world they’re huge. So he punched a wall cos he got booted
from Cosi. I’m sure that was just a minor excuse to get him the hell out of
there and stop tainting thier name. Maybe he just needs more blow since he
blew all his money in SoBe and his dealer isn’t hooked up for AMEX.
It is my opinion that licks the penises of baby goats.
“50 cent of acting” ??
Makes some sense: both “Fiddy” and Artard have brutal speech impediments.
The comparison could improved upon though, Arty needs to get shot multiple
times.
JuicyLovey just killed it. No one wants to play anymore and I’m not interested
in this B.S. I’ll just watch the news instead.
Goodnight all… it’s been weird!
Can we stop with the legal battles? No one should be suing anyone over this
website, it’s all in fun. Let’s find Kade!
JuicyLovey did kill it….
Leave it to a lawyer to come in and make it not fun…
everything has been OUR OPINION
but i’m done playing now. this has been to kill time and put off not working.
i’m not looking to slander anyone.
see ya’ll around sometime
maybe everyone should just stop ..
no one is going to submit any pictures to anyone. no one is going to rally up
girlfriends that have horror stories. it’s been real, but it’s time we shut
this conversation down and talk about something else….
Nope, JLovey, hmmm sounds alot like JNasty from the other site… HAS FUCKED
IT ALL UP BECAUSE I ‘BELIEVE’ she may be an acquaintance to C B, as stated in
one of her posts above. I’ve only said funny and crude things to one
ArthurKade.com because it’s my first amendment right and I don’t know these
people. It was fun to give him my opinions on how I felt about his blog, so
there…
LEGOWIG WEB MASTER… You’d better put something of a disclaimer that “all of
the opinions expressed…” Cover yo ass, sir!
This just in from JuicyLovey… on the OTHER site:
Ahhh, forget it. At first I thought you guys were pretty
cool/funny/entertaining, but you’re no different than them just traveling in a
different herd. I frankly don’t care what you post or write or say, and it’s
certainly not an attempt to police; just thought I’d offer a favor since I
didn’t want anyone to deal with trouble up creek. I almost want C B to come
after you guys if this crap is how you respond to polite information. It’s
absolutely amazing how backwards it is.
Have at it homies. I’m out for good. Good luck in your lawsuits.
What the hell?
maybe moderator should go through and remove all names from comments ….
All,
I have taken the hint. I will retreat.
I do not know C. personally. I was under the impression that his personal
habits were fact (although I never personally stated it to be fact), since it
is commonly referenced to and C takes it upon himself to personally post on
the site referencing alleged activity.
I have no desire to harm anyone’s career without proper cause.
I apologize for any inconvenience and I respectfully request that my posts are
removed.
That said, this isn’t fun anymore, I will no longer be partaking in this site
or Arthur’s.
xoxo,
*Update* C takes it upon himself to personally post on this site, which in the
comments regularly reference his alleged activities.
i can agree to that. i don’t want anymore of this legal talk anyway its
boring. i wont ask that girl about the pictures, if we can all agree to let
this go and keep this a lego lawsuit free zone.
can we talk about something else now. like kade getting kicked out of kade’s
korner?
has anyone talked to cosi and gotten an official statement?
Now, start putting that Snapvine feature to good use already!
ok so cosi! was anyone there? can someone give us details about what happened?
im dying to know, honestly….
Where is our a dancing monkey?
Um, please I didn’t repost my posts here, so let’s lay off the whining ok. I’m
a fan of the Wig. I’m not a fan of tearing someone’s career to shreds based on
rumors. And definitely anything posted on a website without the person
identifying themself is a rumor. I’m also not a fan of the Wig or any of the
(funny) commenters being shut down because of inadvertent defamatory comments
or indiscretions. Sorry if that makes it so not fun any more, but I guarantee
it would be a lot less fun to get served by CB. And lose. My apologies for
raining on on anyone’s lynch mob parade but this is reality. That thing
everyone harps on Arturd about.
Like I said before on AK’s site – merely adding a tag line that “this is my
opinion” doesn’t cut it for commenters. If it comes off like a tag line and
not sincere, then the tag line won’t protect you. I only spoke up now about
this since the comments about CB have gone from funny/insulting/personal jabs
to factual assertions and assaults on his ethics and competency that I
strongly suspect can’t be backed up in most cases since I freaking know the
guy in professional circles.
As for the Wig, yeah, there should be a disclaimer on here. A good one based
on how much the comments can potentially be the basis for a (winning) lawsuit.
I think ATL has a very good one, though a lot of it wouldn’t be necessary
here. They just deal with a lot of defamation issues and wily commenting so
their “site agreement” has grown out of that.
http://abovethelaw.com/tos.php. To the Wig: if you don’t have a lawyer friend
that will modify this for the site or create a good disclaimer, feel free to
hit me up: juicylovey at gmail dot com. It would take me all of 10 minutes.
Arthur was molested by the janitor because the teachers wouldn’t have him.
This flaming pecker nosed jagoff said he was the 50 cent of acting?
Wrong. He meant to say he’s made 50 cents while acting.
Talk about raining on someone’s parade. So Arthur had his bumhole fingered by
a dirty cunt perverted janitor – I can’t see it being true actually…..why?
Because of all the appalling sexual bigotry that Arthur directs towards the
ladies. Can someone whose life was almost wrecked by sexual abuse and as a
consequence received years of therapy, and still does – then conduct
themselves the way Arthur does ….and all in the desire for celebrity? Don’t
you think he would be sensitive enough to the issue to steer clear of it?
Let’s face it, if he really was buggered by the burser then the shallow cunt
has learned fuck all from it other than how to continue the destructive
behaviour himself. No, there would be a record of this case on t’internet.
I don’t know what game this person is playing but it aint fucking cricket.
Show me the money.
Now that the fun at legowig is over, where are you losers going to go circle
jerk?
As a lawyer, I hate you for introducing the legalese here; this place was my
haven. And in order to keep it as such, I’ll agree that folks shouldn’t try to
assassinate anyone’s career with blatant lies. I’m not sure I’ve read anything
that has risen to that degree of malice but I could see things going down that
road.
Also, I hope you haven’t given your fellow PA lawyer any bright ideas. Not
only would such a suit be far from a slam-dunk, if anything said was proven to
be fact, it could severely damage his reputation. Especially because he and
his firm are one and the same.
@ Joe Lawyer. Sorry, again, to rain on the parade. Hate’s a pretty strong
word. First, I didn’t introduce legalese; my comments were pretty straight to
the point and basic enough a 10th grader could understand if they had the
patience to read through them. No “notwithstandings” or “herein’s” or “res
ipsa loquitor.” Raising legitimate issues don’t amount to spewing legalese.
Second, I know CB on a professional and marginally on a social level, so I’m
probably one of the few, if not only, commenters that actually has a good
sense of what’s probably factual and what’s blatantly not. I’ve seen enough of
the latter now that I thought it was time to sound an alarm. And I’m not
saying I’m friendly with the guy or even like him. I’m just pointing out
reality here.
Third, I didn’t mean to suggest it would be a slam-dunk. But you should know
that any attorney would advise his clients to only sue on the non-factual
stuff. And there seems to be plenty of non-factual stuff posted for CB to pick
from. In other words, if he chooses to sue based on X he most likely doesn’t
have to defend himself on Y. That evidence would almost certainly not be
allowed to come in. This is litigation strategy 101. I do it every day.
(warning legalese here) Finally, malice is irrelevant, at least in the legal
sense, presuming CB is a private figure. In PA, merely owning your own law
firm doesn’t get you to a public figure status where malice must be proven.
Malice includes reckless disregard for the truth – not such a very high
standard. And I’ve seen a lot of malice in these comments!
Plus – people leaving messages on his office phone? A concerted effort to have
him suspended or disbarred without reasonable evidence supporting it? I don’t
think he’d have much trouble with malice at all since those actions alone go a
step BEYOND the definition of malice. Fuck, that’s harassment in some
situations.
The point is while reasonable minds can differ, I think commenters on these
boards are taking very big risks in posting any untruths or posting
information they don’t know is true or not. I’m not trying to start a debate,
just pointing out there are very real reasons commenters shouldn’t be so
reckless with statements about people, especially people who haven’t willingly
put themselves out there for public scrutiny and ridicule. If you think doing
that is fun, that’s pretty fucked up.
I’m not the only one who’s said as much, just perhaps the one that’s been the
most vocal.
And now my fucking voice hurts. Peace.
You are clearly a friend of .. no matter how you are trying to
color this.. If you knew the guy even marginally on a social level you would
know what kind of activities he is into..
I’m not going to waste more time pointing out the obvious.. but the “habit” we
are all discussing is something that is pretty much clear to ANYONE who has
been anywhere near the moron out at a club..
I must agree though with not wasting time on this idiot.. Trust me.. just see
him out on the town.. he’s one of the more depressing and desperate cases any
of us have ever seen.. He’s a pathetic guy.. he doesn’t need any help from us
to completely fuck up his life..
Don’t be so sensitive, I was using the word “hate” quite loosely. And I didn’t
read through all of your comments, as I often lack the patience of a cat, much
less a 10th grader. I just assumed that you must have gotten all technical at
some point or another.
No need to debate, we could go on for hours and I mostly agree with you
anyway. My point was simply that the threat of a lawsuit seems silly at this
stage, when it’s just insults and empty threats being tossed around by various
blog commenters. Not exactly compelling stuff in the eyes of the court. But
you’re right, the ice starts to get thin at some point and it’s better that
everyone just takes a few steps back.
Aloha cp,
Would you say that you have good “quality” of life?
Mahalo
As a Lawyer, are you faced with the following challenges?
“How many times have you told yourself that you will try and achieve a healthy work / life balance, but not done anything to even try to achieve it?
• No balance between personal life and work commitments?
• Little fulfillment at work?
• Long working hours?
• Time management pressures?
• Strained relationships with the important people in your life?
• Lack of optimum health and fitness?
• Internal politics and rigid corporate structure?
• Bullying within the workplace?
• Lack of hobbies?
• A social circle only of other lawyers?
• Unhealthy drinking and smoking habits?
• Stress and burnout?
As a Lawyer, do you already have a life you love?
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