Getting back from an amazing domination of “The Biz” and The Craft in Kadeami has been quite a transition because I have been forced to acclimate away from the celeb parties, and “Millionaire Life” that I am accustomed to when I travel, and refocus my amazing mind on building The Resume, and gearing for the New Year, while coming back to my humbling abode at Chateau Kade (It’s so difficult to humble Arthur Kade when he is already a celebrity, and about to become one of the biggest stars in the world by creating a “Third world existence” after just partying with some of the most well known and important “Bizzers” in the world like J-LO and Russel Simmons), and training for what looks like will be an extensive “Warrior Part” in a major motion picture that I will be filming on in January. Even though Arthur Kade is developing a “Hit TV Show”, and writing a potential Pulitzer Prize Winning Book, nothing gives him a bigger erection than starring in movies and bringing home Little Oscar which would be the icing on the cake for “The Journey” when I am living in The Brand’s “McMansion” in Kade Angeles.
One of my favorite movies ever made was Mel Gibson’s “Braveheart”, and I have always hoped that one of my award winning first starring roles would be as a character similar to William Wallace. The Brand would be great at carrying a movie as a warrior/leader because I command such respect from everyone around me in the Gen Pop, and this would translate beautifully to a movie format using a character like William Wallace, and I will also be finding somewhere to “Brush Up” on horse riding (The few times that I have ridden horses, Arthur Kade has been told by the trainers that I was “terrific”, and a “Natural”, and I could feel a definite “Unique Bond with the horse, and it’s primitive need to be the best and be a showpiece for the Gen Pop just like Arthur Kade), and also need to find a place that I can also train on my sword fighting and spear fighting so that I am prepared to look great on film (Every indication is that I have been cast in the role, but in “The Biz” even stars like Arthur Kade aren’t sure what can happen minute to minute, or what new or better projects might be thrown into my lap). I can only imagine theaters full of Kade Nation members cheering on Arthur Kade while he chopped heads off, and led a tribe of warriors to “Freedom”, and the chants of “Brand” and “Kade” at the end of the credits would be deafening.
The experience that I had as a Northern Tribe Warrior in M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Last Airbender” (The movie that I filmed on for almost a month, where I gained enough waivers to become “SAG-Eligible” because of my unique “Combat Skills” and “Green-Eyes”) was amazing because I truly was like a leader for my fellow Crafters on set, and was constantly put “On camera”, and got extensive face time for the movie, all while impressing the production crew and staff along the way with my professionalism, determination, and commitment to making Night’s movie everything it could be to catapult him back to the top of the “Biz” ladder, and show them that a rising actor like Arthur Kade can work in a team environment (This is why I was such a great Basketball player for years, because Arthur Kade had a premier scoring ability to “Fill it Up” at will, but knew when to pull back and involve my teammates who needed more confidence and reassurance to play better ((When they weren’t as good as me)), because they new that at crunch time, The Brand was money). The excitement that I have if I get this roll is that it may open up a door for The Brand to get a starring or supporting role in a combat movie/epic, or perhaps lead to more work in “The Biz” around stunts and fighting. With The Brand’s “Leading Man” looks, and extensive athletic background, and being 6′2″ which is unheard of for stunt work, I could really build myself a “Rep” as a great working “Combat/Fighting” actor.
Here is some recent Kade Nation Fan Mail from around the world, with one being a “Kade Style” shout out to a fan getting married (WHY????) by video and my U.Kade (United Kadeom) fans have been telling me that I need to “Jet Set” over to London for a “Quickie” (This is what international socialites like The Brand call a night of partying in another country, and then coming right back across The Pond to get back to The Craft), and I am now looking into what pricing would be for a London NYE, “Kade Style”. I also have some HUGE Media/Press things happening right now for “The Journey” that I cannot comment about due to confidentiality requests, but 2010 will officially be “The Year Of The Brand”, “Kade Style”, and finally an amazing vid from SET in Miami at the Loubintin Party.
“If Jay-Z gets “”Spiked”" out in MSG, then Arthur Kade gets “”Jacked”" out in Staples”…Arthur Kade…12/08/09
Gordo
Dear Arthur,
There’s a really hot party going down this Friday in London, England, at two of the most exclusive clubs there – Embargos and 151. I’d be so honoured if you could jet over and join me and some friends for a private birthday party beforehand. We’re all on the list for both events, and i’m sure you could just strole in anyhow, kade-style and dominate the place with all the 9s and 10s. Apparently George Galloway and Kerry Katona may be there too, so you’ll have an A-list crowd to party with. Hope you can make it. If not, see you in London soon.
Duncan out!x
My favourite assclown with another great post.
Thanks for the entertainment.
You are such a fool. You will never act in anything anywhere near as good as Braveheart.
I think you just set a record for most lies in the least amount of words.
Art, try “re-reading” the previous comments. For Thor you have to be an “active” SAG member and you have not yet almost been chosen for the role. What you meant to say is that you are planning to prepare yourself for an upcoming audition where if you were to get the part would be playing a “warrior.”
But I digress. Mr. Ward is so happy with my “sabotage” and believes me to be at least two weeks ahead of schedule and is going to refocus my efforts. Art, watch what happens. I’ve got some real Nyc magic that’s gonna swoop down on your “art”andertal early man looking ass and it will most certainly ruin your days.
beach chair? I dont get it.
How can you say you “dominated” anything in Miami if you went to audition for a role and DID NOT GET IT?
SUCK A DICK IN HELL.
- the russDUDE
Hey shit for brains? How many times do I have to post this? Art, do you got the $ 2,700 + for the fees?
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Sorry, I got a head of myself.if you were eligible to join you would have done so already but since you were never list as a part of the cast of the last atrbender you have nothing with which to use as “evidence” of your being an anything let alone an actor of even the lowest qualification.
what happened at cosi?
“((When they weren’ as good as me)), because they new that at crunch time, The Brand was money). ”
Didn’t you tell a story a few months ago about that time you had a game-winning opportunity at some basketball tournament, and all you had to do was hit a foul shot, but (like the retarded dipshit failure you are) you duffed the shot and the experience scarred you so badly that you vowed to never let anything like that happen again? Yeah, you did. Sadly, you’ve been bricking proverbial foul shots in the form of extra acting gigs and modeling opportunities left and right because you’re a world-class fuckfaced moron dicksucker. Fuck. What a fucking maroon.
Whatup chrisDUDE. This idiot’s idiocy exhausts me. Give a shout out to your boy, your #1 fan, the russDUDE.
- the russDUDE
The UK letter is a cracker.
Embargo’s must be the shittest club in London.
Never heard of 151.
Kerry katona and George Galloway are utter fame whores and Katona is the national joke. Galloway did stand up to George Bush and Katona does have a top ten single however, so they’re both completely out of Kade’s miserable league.
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Months after The Last Airbender (a movie in which you were an extra, and in no way contributed anything more than all the other extras doing the same thing) extra gig you were saying that you were still not SAG eligible.
Now you say you were at the time of Airbender.
Lie much?
This is a nightclub!
This is unbelievable!
My table is the best!
This is unbelievable!
I’m in a nightclub!
This is where my table is!
God damn that may be the funniest video you’ve ever posted. Hahahaha… I’m still laughing.
You’re a fucking sod Arthur!
Arthur, film extras are the busboys of movies. Just like at a restaurant they’re needed to get the job done, but nobody gives a fuck about them at the end of the day. Nobody goes home and says “wow honey, that meal was so great becase of the way he took the plates away when we were finished!” just like moviegoers don’t walk out saying “the way that one person stood motionless in a crowd really made this movie special!”
somehow you think YOU being an extra in a movie is a game changer for it. You may as well be a trashcan that the camera catches a glimpse of for two seconds. Nobody is going to notice you, and nobody is going to fucking care whatsoever about your extra roles.
“SAG-Eligible”?????
You apply and pay an annual membership.
What the hell???
You’re an idiot.
George Galloway and Kerry Katona!
Hahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha…..
*breathes*
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..
LOL that letter from the UK is proof that these supposed “fan-letters” are nothing but BS. Kerry Katona is a coked-up famewhore has-been who is the laughingstock of the UK, and this “fan” called her an A-Lister. Art, can’t you see it? These people are not worshipping you, they are ABUSING YOU.
I’ll be amazed if this makes it past your “”"balls-ass amazing ass”"” filter, since you deleted my comment the last time I wrote one, but I’m still over here in NYC, where you wish you were.. and still, no one has the foggiest idea who you are.
Keep the dream alive, AK
wait – eye color makes you SAG eligible?
WHAT HAPPENED AT COSI??????
Wow, you were in a nightclub? With a table? Were there drinks there too?
Amaythink!
Gosh, you’re quite an accomplished little fellow….what say we put a gold star on your lumpen forehead, ‘kay sport?
“I could feel a definite “Unique Bond with the horse…”
Well, horses ARE in fact mammals- go ahead and fuck the horse, anal. Let’s get this drought over with.
“even stars like Arthur Kade aren’t sure what can happen minute to minute…”
Au contraire, you goat felching asswipe.
You, and everyone who has suffered through any of your ridicutarded “acting” or “improv” videos, can be sure with total certainty that you will NEVER, EVER, EVER, fucking EVER, get cast as anything other than human wallpaper in any non-student movie on purpose.
You are fucking appalling at acting. You have no skills, abilities, or innate talent in the field of acting whatsoever. You are as unwatchable as an autopsy, as charming as rectal itch, and as slobbery as an octogenarian’s diaper.
Also, the creepy and eye searingly vapid videos of yourself (otherwise known as the “Loser, alone” series) underline again and again that you are a smelly, low rent goon destined to fail, and while failing alienate basically anyone unfortunate enough to encounter you.
I award you zero points, and know full well that the capital G God will have little or no mercy on your soul.
Pigfucking asshole.
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Just seeing the pics of art makes my skin crawl. Is there any wonder he did not have relations in Miami? Because he is fucking gross. And even girls that like “bad boys” don’t like “cheese dicks.” and Art is the quintessential cheese dick. There is nothing that he does that makes anyone, let alone women want to get in his pants. Like I’ve said before after seeing art in person I cannot imagine who convinced him that he could be famous because art is most definatly not one of the beautiful people. Hey art, where’s your sag card your liquid pile of feces.?
Axis I: Alcohol Abuse R/O Dependence. Cocain Abuse, R/O Dependence. R/O Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder. R/O Bipolar II Disorder
Axis II: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Axis III: Diabetes Type II, Herpes
Axis IV: Individual is unemployed. Individual is homeless. Individual has poor social network. R/O past childhood emotional abuse.
Axis V: 45
I gotta say folks the whole “mystery” attorney and Chudsbang friend on the previous post. That whole episode was better than Arthur the chode himself.
This isn’t a ‘blob’ it’s Fantasy Island! (Ricardo Montalban queues islander musicians)
“green Eyes” what the hell would you put that in quotations for?? Do you not have green eyes and are insinuating that you faked having them? I mean what the fuck.
Can I be tattoo? Or is there a little pygmy-looking motherfucker out there with dibs on it already?
Hey Arturd,
Here’s all the uncredited “Warriors” from the movie……………. and you are????????????
Mohammed J. Ali … Fire Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Frank Apollonio … Water Soldier (uncredited)
Nabil Awad … Fire Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Ernest E. Brown … Earth Kingdom Drummer (uncredited)
Shaun Paul Costello … Northern Water Tribe Soldier (uncredited)
Sean V. Crisden … Fire Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Tom Delconte … Northern Water Nation Soldier (uncredited)
Donato DeMarinis … Fire Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Christopher Descano … Fire Nation Soldier (uncredited)
Bennett Dunn … Northern Water Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Alex Efros … Water Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Liam Ferguson … Fire Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Jason Giello … Water Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Jae Greene … Water Nation Warrior / Fire Nation Soldier (uncredited)
Michael Griffith … Northern Water Tribe Warrior (uncredited)
Edward M. Kelahan … Water Nation Soldier (uncredited)
Kirk Kelly … Water Nation Soldier (uncredited)
Lauren Mary Kim … Kyoshi Warrior #3 (uncredited)
David Kneeream … North Water Tribe Warrior (uncredited)
Shaunte Knight … General (uncredited)
Michael J. Kraycik … Northern Water Tribe Villager (uncredited)
LA’Tino … Hero Henchman (uncredited)
Bob Lewandowski … Northern Water Tribe Warrior (uncredited)
Roberto Lombardi … Fire Nation Soldier (uncredited)
John Mitchell … Fire Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Ken Myers … Fire Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Matthew Nadu … Northern Water Tribe Soldier (uncredited)
Julio Neira … Monk (uncredited)
Eddie Noone … Fire Nation Soldier (uncredited)
Loukas Papas … Fire Nation General (uncredited)
Kal Parekh … Fire nation soldier / ship captain (uncredited)
Peter Patrikios … Lead Soldier (uncredited)
Jon Douglas Rainey … Water Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Philip J Silvera … Firebender #3 (uncredited)
Gilbert Soto … Fire Nation Warrior (uncredited)
London Summers … Northern Water Tribe Warrior (uncredited)
Joshua Tolby … Northern Water Tribe Villager (uncredited)
Mike Tyler … General (uncredited)
Juan Pablo Veizaga … Fire Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Matt von Siegel … Fire Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Thomas Walton … Water Nation Warrior (uncredited)
Drew Wright … Fire Nation Soldier / Earth Nation (uncredited)
Hahahahahaha, when you said you wanted to brush up on your weapons skills you reminded me of Channing Laire’s demo reel on YouTube. To all the people reading this if you haven’t seen it it’s worth watching because Channing Laire has about as much of a chance at making it in Hollywood as Arthur does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fQ-VKhnyfQ
The “interview” with Channing at the end is EPIC! Once again you fail Arthur. But at least you told us you didn’t get the PSA commercial or whatever the fuck it was. I hope you show this much honesty when everyone passes on your “hit reality show” and your publisher passes on your “New York Times Best Seller”. What a fucking joke!
@JBone,
Pugs Gnawsnoob is audtioning as well, so you have competition.
De plane, de plane!
Crap! At 6′2″ it has always been my dream to play a little person on TV. I was about to quit my job and everything to go on a “Journey” to Bonealot.
@ 5 Axis Diagnosis
Think you hit the nail on the head, but a GAF score of 45? Damn, I would have given him 32-35.
As usual, this post is tired and stupid.
………….”about to become one of the biggest stars in the world by creating a “Third World Existence”
Are you going to Pakistan?
…………….”nothing gives him a bigger erection than starring in movies and bringing home Little Oscar”
So, no Erection until you star in a movie and win an Oscar?
…………………”lead to more work in “The Biz” around stunts and fighting”
How are stunts and fighting going to win you an Oscar?
………………..”I command such respect from everyone around me in the Gen Pop”
As a Gen Pop spokesperson…..NO YOU DON’T
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
@The Blonde
RIP Ricardo RIP
YOU ARE A SON OF A FAGGOT
HAVE ANOTHER MINI STROKE OR HEART ATTACK
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What more can you say about this drivel??? In that video Artie acts like a 3 year old who just saw a plane.
And Art, be honest…you have a coked-up Realtor friend who is letting you crash at one of his bankrupt-listed condos for awhile…how else can you explain that you still dont have furniture???
A ballet act set to music in a club is not “unbelievable.”
Seeing a chick get her ass dogged out by two cocks at once? THAT is unbelievable.
inane post
WHO GIVES A FUCK?
This shit is funny
arthur has gotten no where in one whole year
whne does hbo do that show that makes fun of you
Arthur = Raped by a hooked nosed cum gargler
@ alkadea
dont you mean he IS a rape eyed hook nosed cum-gargler. Hahah i just Laughed ot LOud
that has to be the best insult so far as i can remember
..Yeah, my bad. On a lighter note – DIE KADE!
…cunt
Anonymous said…
I thought Artshitz might start crying at around 0:25 in that “shout out”.
December 8, 2009 2:36 PM
Anonymous said…
Great spoof letter from the British fan. George Galloway is a disgraced member
of Parliament who went to Iraq to praise Saddam Hussein, and appeared on our
Big Brother doing an impression of a cat, and Kerry Katona is a disgraced
minor pop star and drug addict. But Kade wouldn’t know that.
December 8, 2009 2:44 PM
Anonymous said…
Wow.
Moron had to state “this is unbelievable” twice. So a bit of high culture got
inserted downmarket in an unorthodox venue – only the most pedestrian,
provincial, classless tool would be so impressed….oh wait.
December 8, 2009 2:52 PM
hellkell said…
Sword fighting… Arturd, the jokes have written themselves.
December 8, 2009 2:57 PM
Sad Party Karaoke Robot said…
This might be the stupidest post he has ever fucking written. He has been
getting ripped apart so he goes on his blog and makes up a bunch of shit to
restart the dellusions. You are an extra fuckstick!
JBone
December 8, 2009 3:04 PM
Anonymous said…
I’m guessing a Ballet has never performed in Phila?
December 8, 2009 3:08 PM
Anonymous said…
He’s not even making excuses for his missing furniture. He owes the POD
Company an apology.
SAG Card Eligible!
The delusions are taking over.
December 8, 2009 3:10 PM
Anonymous said…
Of course he would be a natural at riding a horse. Horses make a great therapy
tool for the mentally handicapped. In fact I’ve actually had a good expirence
with a cousin who has autism and learned how to ride a horse. Wow, Artie
finally got something right!
In all seriousness this stuff works. Look up Horse/Equine Assisted Therapy
programs in your area. They are well worth it.
December 8, 2009 3:43 PM
Anonymous said…
Mr. Ed here:
Arthur and Horses…………
NAY……………………………………….
December 8, 2009 4:21 PM
Anonymous said…
I hope the open mics on the other cameras picked his dumb ass up.
“THIS IS A NIGHTCLUB!”
“THIS IS MY TABLE!”
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!”
Notice how many others in the vid were going off like this assmuncher: exactly
none.
He did make one true statement, though: “That guy’s getting more than me!”
Such a cock!
December 8, 2009 4:39 PM
Anonymous said…
Hi,
Does anyone know if Sabrina Strickland and Arthur Kade are still dating each
other…I haven’t heard either of them deny this?
Thanks!
December 8, 2009 4:45 PM
Anonymous said…
Considering the venue, it was a nice little performance, a tad obvious in the
choice of material but pleasant, tastful in a subcultural sort of way.
And there’s Artard ruining it all in for all within earshot, drooling while
oogling the dancer’s junk (but which one?!)
December 8, 2009 5:13 PM
Anonymous said…
sabrina sounds like a man. makes sense that Fin Face might be interested…..
December 8, 2009 5:28 PM
Matt Beauchamp said…
Does anyone else get a headache reading these things? Random capitalization,
superfluous prepositions and half-formed thoughts – I think I could mash my
dick on the keyboard and create a more fluid dialogue.
It pisses me off because I want to know what buffoonery the monkey is up to,
but I seriously can’t read it all straight through anymore. It’s just too
much.
Damn you Arthur Kade. Damn you straight to hell.
December 8, 2009 5:44 PM
Anonymous said…
Matt – the only sensible way to read the Turd’s posts is to snort a huge line
of blow before you start. Wait 5 minutes and repeat, then read, it will make
much more sense!
December 8, 2009 7:19 PM
Arthur’s Little pee-pee said…
I’ve started to skim and just land on a random line to pick apart. It’s not
hard, almost every one is a lie. Today I stopped on “I was such a great
Basketball player for years, because Arthur Kade had a premier scoring ability
to “Fill it Up” at will, but knew when to pull back and involve my teammates
who needed more confidence and reassurance to play better”
By now, most people know that Arthur did not play basketball in college. Even
if he did this kind of gloating would be pathetic. But since he didn’t, at
best he’s 32 years old and bragging about his prowess on the intramural,
street or high school level. More likely, it’s just more lies and/or
delusions.
December 8, 2009 7:38 PM
Anonymous said…
He thinks he commands respect as a warrior/leader in a Braveheart kind of
role?No one ever trusted a leader with a lisp.
December 8, 2009 8:31 PM
Anonymous said…
So the combination of Arthur’s silence, and the guilt posts about taking out
his friends, and the whole molestation thing was starting to make me feel a
bit bad about supporting this, but now that he is now post hangover, and back
to opening his rancid pie-hole, i digress…
Take em’ all down boys…
December 8, 2009 8:57 PM
Drew said…
Letth go forwarded into ba’el! And we will be victoriouth!
December 8, 2009 9:17 PM
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“Getting back from an amazing domination of “The Biz” and The Craft…”
You didn’t get cast in the PSA, dickmitten.
How exactly did you “dominate” in your purported profession while getting exactly ZERO work in it?
Gads, you’re an imbecile. You make brick walls seem witty and erudite by comparison.
Please, fall on a sword while training. Soon.