It’s amazing the degree to which the Gen Pop lives through the beautiful and exciting eyes of Arthur Kade, and the stuff that I get to do that Gen Poppers will never be able to experience on all fronts of “The Biz”, “The Journey”, being invited to the hottest parties as a celeb to party with other celebs, and of course developing a number 1 hit TV Show with IMG Media and authoring a NY Times Bestselling book “Repped” by Trident Media Group, and after dominating Rouge last night where I had 2 girls making out with each other for me at the bar, and then one of them making out with me for kicks, The Brand thought it would be a cool idea to show Kade Nation what a weekend in the life of a celebrity like Arthur Kade looks like in NYC and Philly in advance, and get their glands salivating waiting for the coverage blogs of this weekend.
Friday
I have been invited to be a guest judge and will be blogging about TITS Shirts doing an open call for gorgeous girls who want to be selected as their next “Wifey” for the new campaign for their T-Shirt Line and a collaboration “TITS X Michael K Calendar” (Ad Below), (These are the T-Shirts that I have been wearing a ton lately, and all Arthur Kade can say is that they are the hottest and edgiest line in KA right now, and he was even stopped on Collins Ave in Kadeami where a guy said, “I love their shirts!! You are the first person down here I have seen wearing one, and they are about to explode as a clothing line, and I have even tried to get them to use some of my photography”) The casting will be Friday the 11th from 1 – 7pm. Girls should come photo ready with something sexy to wear. Girls will have a chance to model in the store front window and be photographed for the blog. If they are selected they will be scheduled for Saturday or Sunday to shoot. There will be a LIve DJ all weekend, body painting, and a scene with Arthur Kade being approached by Kade Nation Fans and admirers that will rival Sundance.
Since Arthur Kade has created what “The Biz” considers to be the most accurate, revolutionary, honest, and amazing system of breaking down and assessing a girl’s beauty and sleepability in “The Kade Scale”, I will be helping choosing the finalists that will eventually have their images on the “Hottest T-Shirt” line in KA right now” (With all the media domination that my brand is creating on a global scale, I wonder if Arthur Kade will be compared to Donald Trump soon, and I think it would be great to see The Brand create a “Beauty Pageant” in the form of Ms. America, that uses “The Kade Scale” and “Arthur Kade” to help find the hottest girls in the world and make them celebs like myself), and I can’t wait to see the “Stripper Hot” and “Club Hot” talent that comes out to audition for the roles and meet The Brand.
After I guest appearance this event, I will head down to Trenton to watch The Philadelphia Passion’s next home game, and then head back to Philly for “Kade Style” social domination of it’s nightlife so that “Arthur Kade’s City” feels loved and wanted since he will begiving so much of it to NYC the whole weekend.
Saturday
As any other celebrity, rising actor and author, and famous person needs to do, Arthur Kade is heading back to NYC in the morning to hang out with “Smokin’ “”Porn Hot”" Porn Star legend, Courtney Cummz (When I mentioned this to one of my friends, he said, “Holy Shit!! She is probably my favorite porn star, and she is smoking hot” and I replied, “These are the times everyone loves being my friends because I give them this kind of access to other BIG names” and other guys who have heard I will be hanging out with her have been begging me to take them with me because they think she is “The Hottest Thing on Earth” ) during the afternoon while she does her signing (I have hooked up with Porn Stars before ((Outside of being stars and talents beyond our years, this is just another thing Tiger Woods and Arthur Kade have in common)), and can tell anyone in the Gen Pop that hasn’t, there is no sex that can touch someone that is in the industry. Porn Stars know their body inside and out, and will do the amazing tricks and give the greatest sex on Earth possible, and the best part for The Brand is that they understand their role and aren’t trying to get “KadePregnated” or “Wifed” and are super clean because they are always being tested for STD’s and I told Papa Kade today at the salon, “Sometimes I think I may just settle down with a Porn Star because they just “”Get It”"”.
Arthur Kade will then will check into my hotel in NYC, and then attend an invitation only party at a guy’s loft in Soho (I am told that this guy is considered one of the biggest socialites in NYC as well, and spares no expenses on his events, and considering he is throwing it for one of his best friends, and the party is called “Naughty or Nice”, I expect The Brand will have girls throwing themselves all over him trying to “Wife Up Hollywood’s next Big Thing”, and get written about how they had sex with “The Golden One” in his blog. I expect that this party will give us a fill of gorgeous girls to play with, but in case it doesn’t, Arthur Kade will use his “King Of NY” status and transfer the party to anyone of NYC’s most popular clubs.
Sunday
Once Arthur Kade wakes up from “Kade Style” domination from the night before (I am hoping that there isn’t an NYC 9 or 10 in my bed that refuses to let me leave because she just keeps wanting to get “Kaded”), he will begin his “Kade Style” Domination of “The Biz” with a HUGE audition for a principal part for a Feature Film (I am waiting for the sides to be sent over so I begin my Crafting work into becoming the character for the audition) at 1PM (The casting director just told me that the Director of the movie specially selected me because “My look is perfect for the role” and all I kept thinking was “My look is pretty much perfect for most roles, but he probably wants an up and coming name in his movie to “Headline” or “Carry” his investment like Arthur Kade), and then head over to begin “Fight Training” for the “Warrior Part” that I have bee cast in with other cast mates the whole afternoon. We will be working with swords and spears, so it will be interesting to see how much knowledge was retained from my training and acting on “The Last Airbender” and whether my “Quick Twich Muscles will fire at will”.
“Most Gen Poppers are “”Attention Whores”". Arthur Kade is just an “”Attention Magnet”"”…Arthur Kade…12/10/09
Here is the promo for The “TITS Event” that I am guest judging and appearing at, and some of the super hot past images that they have used for their T-Shirts in the past
Forget the tacky T shirts Art bring back that fanny magnet hat !! Kade Style
Hey Artie
Americas Top Model is filming in Queenstown this weekend – come on down and score some 9 and tens .Bring some blow and your beachchair !!!!
I live in LOS Angeles (NOBODY East of Nova Scotia would call it KA) and I have never seen anyone wearing one of these stupid shirts in public (not even WalMart)…. I am sure they will be a big hit on eBay in a few months – 5 for $10…..
I live in LOS Angeles (NOBODY west of Nova Scotia would call it KA) and I have never seen anyone wearing one of these stupid shirts in public (not even WalMart)…. I am sure they will be a big hit on eBay in a few months – 5 for $10…..
courtney cumbmz
some great posts above here people
Arthur, people HATE you
—————————–
you have no class, no culture, no creativity, NO CRED
you are a non-producer. you don’t add anything to the creative or technical community. therefore, you ARE the GenPop
deep down you know this. why, just 9.666 days ago you were a insurance salesman who desperately wanted to be more. you went to these parties and events and didn’t feel included, you didn’t feel a part of their discussions.
after all how could you? you were just the “guy with the coke”. you couldn’t relate to them so you came up with “the Journey”
admit it Arthur you STILL feel this way
ADMIT IT
just sent a gripe to elaine@twointheshirt.com questioning why they would invite Arthur to possibly be a guest judge for women in lingere. That is just a lawsuit waiting to happen and on top of that what women would parade around in front of that schegma dripping from the mouth lazey, rapey eyed half wit.
I had to post this….Read it on the ‘Wig and laughed my ass off.
There once was a pig named artie
Who insisted that he liked to party
Did tons of crap blow
And whaddya know
Now he talks like he’s a retardy
bahahahahaha.
Wow. Ol’ cock muncher is getting really desperate.
Anonymous said…
Sweet get drunk and go home alone 7 nights a week, gets some help
you fucking loser.
Hi Haiku said…
classless and clueless
the ol’ kade train steams along
gets closer to hell
Hi Haiku said…
schush schush goes kade’s nose
up and down cocaine mountain
thinks it’s a ski hill
Hi Haiku said…
objects in mirror
closer than they appear, but
nose really that large
Hi Haiku said…
his coke caked boogers
are a great dessert when kade
wakes up with pizza
Anonymous said…
If he’s a “Guest Judge” and as “amazing, revolutionary..blah blah blah”
WHY ISN’T HIS NAME ON THE POSTER ADVERTISING THE EVENT
????????????????????
PORN GIRL IS THERE! WHERE IS ARTHUR KADE’s Name?
Just as we thought!
Anonymous said…
Forgot to add his own words:
“After I guest appearance this event”
YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING GUEST!
Matt Beauchamp
Name one porn star you’ve fucked, Kade.
That’s what I thought. I’m one up on you, asshole.
metal haiku
Here is an epic sonnet with serious undertones – I hope you all
enjoy this and realize how delusional kade really is.
———————————————
Kade thinks gen poppers will never know life
Is life a furniture-less apartment?
Is life a coke induced zombie being?
Is life an STD orgy of pain?
A life without humanity or soul?
Without passion, emotion or virtue?
A godless state of obliviousness
Materialistic and Jealousy
Runs Rampant in a life of partying
No self awareness, no friends, no money
This is not the life of a Gen Popper.
We value morality and kindness,
We Treasure friends, family and success,
Gen Poppers hate everything about Kade.
Zombie here, with a short stack of hatekus:
Art’s big weekend, eh?
But it’s just like the weekdays-
alone, sad, and broke
Delusional is
Just a word. But for anal
it’s a way of life.
A creepy douchebag
Greasy, balding, talentless
No one will “wife” you.
Says he is like trump
But anal don’t talk so good
Meant to say “like Gump”.
Wow, he’s on a boat!
Now he’s alone at a club!
Next he fucks a goat!
hellkell
“KadePregnated” has to be the dumbest word he’s made up thus far.
Art, the English language called, and it would like you to stop the
abuse.
Anonymous said…
Beauchamp – You nailed a porn star? You’re awesome.
Way to brag to strangers on the internet, Kade style.
Anonymous said…
judging a model search for crap shirts. a random party at some guy’s
loft.a stupid girl football game..48 hours of you
abusing your body.then you show up for an audition and combat
training for a part you now say you have.did i miss that?
your skin is a mess.you don’t sleep.you are a diabetic and you eat
bar food.it shows.you ignore your body from the chest down.
you showed a girl at a bar 1 year old pictures of your body.you
don’t look like that now.you “raw dog” random women.(ew).your apt is
empty.you offer nothing.you can’t even get to 2nd base.
when you wear that red shirt you look like a waiter.that’s why
people stare at you.
dick kitten is gd funny.
Anonymous said…
Get some rest tonight shit sock cuz you got to get up and do it all
again tomorrow.
Zombie here-
@hell kell, re: kadepregnated.
Obviously the work of someone seriously Kadetarded. Or in a state of
Kadeatonia. Or Kautistic.
Saw it in a movie called “Kain Main”. Or maybe “the Many Faces of
Keve”. Or perhaps “Kadery, portrait of a serial Kader”. Might have
been “Kadey and the Kadeycats”. No wait, I’m sure it was “Kadeback
Mountain”.
Lispy, you festering diaper muffin- you are a fucking blight, a
horrible no talent pit of despair and stupidity.
Your only hope is to douse you and your sole piece of furniture (the
fabled camp chair) in lighter fluid and then spark up some crack.
You can do it, anteater face.
DIE.
Corpse here, long time lurker.
Well done guys, this blog is fantastic.
lisping and insane
did umbilical leave you
oxygen deprived?
snow all year for kade
snow as dandruff from his head
snow as coke up nose
cocaine and comped veuve
MDMA and red bull
kade’s sole ecstasy
philly’s favourite son?
feckless fuck isn’t even
Papa’s favourite son
if kade’s such a stud
why is he still in a drought
like the sahara
nose like vulture
piggy eyes and stray dog breath
yet he is human?
best years behind him
monotonous fall to come
watch like a car crash
big nose, bald and spots
not the epitomy of
greek/roman good looks
kade can’t wait to see
father christmas’s huge sack
thinks it’s full of cumb
one featured background
and no lispy speaking roles
in 8.4 months
penchant for wildlife
would you be surprised if kade
tried to kade rudolph
KA, kadelanta
and the united kadedom
what’s next? kade-nada
if kade ever gets
his hands on little oscar
please call the police
doesn’t seem to know
to top the best-seller list
you need to sell books
perfecting the craft?
you can see better acting
on the muppet show
self-pics are so lame
let’s help kade out, buy him a
tripod for christmas
kade will wife porn star?
it’s more likely to get a
blowjob from the pope
only time kade woke
with two bitches in his bed
was while dog-sitting
night out for the brand
kade wakes up next to pizza
looks just like his skin
kade’s career will be
a champagne supernova
followed by black hole
brando, de niro,
pacino, james dean and kade
which is odd one out?
describes himself as
a mogul in the making
mogul means failure?
when you brag about
things which have not yet happened
you know you’ve failed
Nose Pillages Face
Just like Atilla the Hun
Such Brutality
JBone said…
I think we need to set up a fund to save the camping chair. Poor
little guy.
eg said…
…I can’t cut and paste but the bit about being stopped by some
bloke on the street who admired the Tshirt etc….probably the
biggest lie the cunt has told so far. I mean, he’s clearly sucking
up to the company ….it’s so fucking infantile it’s almost beyond
belief that an adult can actually say these things.
Fair play to you Matt if you’ve had intercourse with a porn star -
personally I think those girls who sell their bodies and allow
themselves to be filmed whilst being sodomised by complete strangers
are in need of therapy. They need to respect themselves . But I
suppose it has to do with money. They’d rather be sexually abused
than get a proper job and remain dignified ladies. As you can see, I
don’t approve of the ‘adult film industry’. And it makes me laugh
when they call it that….’ I’m in adult films’…..No, you allow
strange men to enter your anus and vagina for money because you’re
too much of a lazy slut to go out and work. Don’t dress it up in
some benign euphemism – you have little or no morals and your
genitalia is for sale to any degenerate with a cam-corder.
Right, glad that’s off my chest, yes, I am a bit of a prurient
tosspot….can’t help it, just got this thing about porn, it’s mucky
and I pity girls who get caught up in it
ZKWDY here:
Pissflaps, this right here is a beeeeg Winnah!
“if kade ever gets
his hands on little oscar
please call the police”
Well done, and you owe me for a coffee I just spit up.
JBone said…
@eg
If they are paying him and/or giving him free t-shirts than by the
new law he has to disclose this on his blog. Arthur is probably too
dumb to know this so hopefully someone drops a dime.
ZKWDY here, with a limerick of loathery for everyone:
There once was a pig named artie
Who insisted that he liked to party
Did tons of crap blow
And whaddya know
Now he talks like he’s a retardy
Thing you berry mujj…
ZKWDY here-
let’s share the hateku, spread it all out:
Ooh! Ooh! Godzirra!
Wait, only underwear clad
Panface eejit Ka/ng
A mighty forest
once stood here in majesty
And then teefs moved in
tiny gloves and shoes
zippity do dah and shit
it’s Jiminy Ch/ad!
Anal lost his keys
Looked all over, can’t find them
Ah- under gunt’s gunt.
arthur’s face looks like
a roman statue, chiselled
with a sledgehammer
platinum amex
the closest arthur’s been is
chopping blow with ch/ad
a-list, b or c?
we need more letters to match
arthur kade’s status
Hey legowig, stick to your own little blog. No one actually thinks your dumb circle jerking is funny here.
Focus on how Arthur is going to spend the whole weekend alone, filming himself, while he claims his “enthourage” is with him.
Hey Bob, stick to being a lurker.
Yo Artie!
Yo Artie, are you just catching on to the TITS shirts? They have been out for years on karmaloop.com and 80spurple.com. It’s like that Jay-Z song “Anything you just discovered we already off that!” Step it up homie
Yo Artie!
You would be perfect for “HEBREW HAMMER 2″
Those shirts look kind of degrading to women.
Do men actually think they’ll get laid wearing that crap?
@ Bob Clairemont
Bobby, grow up. Sick last name too bro. Clairemont sound like a disease.
Arthur, how did you miss out on getting cast for MTV’s “Jersey Shore”? God damn that shit was custom made for you! You should be giving your “people” hell for letting that opportunity go by.
Kade Nation 4EVR!
So, are these shirts promoting a wine manufacturer?
Where the fuck has all the creativity gone to in this country???? Everything is played out over and over and over…
@I get my cardio from dieting
Come on now. You know AK would never be caught dead at the Jersey Shore. Actually, wouldn’t it be nice if he was caught dead at the Jersey Shore? But then, we would all have to find another way to kill time at work on Fridays. What a conundrum (sp?). Fuck.
Boring, Sidney.
@Havesome
In what world is copying+pasting unfunny material here contributing anything? Go suck a dick.
Sigh.
Stooopid blob.
Yo Arthur! You rock.
Killer post dude. I can’t wait to see if the weekend lives up to what you say it will be! But wait – salivating glands? I’m pretty sure only some glands are supposed to salivate. Imagine if all glands salivated. Ewwwwwwww…
Friday
Alright! Judging talent! Those TITS T-Shirts have a certain camp quality, so make sure you are as discerning with the girls as Perez Hilton was with Carrie Prejean!
Saturday
You forgot to mention how, like Tiger Woods, you can take in a 9 before breakfast, use your 3 wood expertly or come first in an epic 72 hole “Open” event.
Sunday
No doubt you’ll dominate your fellow “warriors” – you’ll have them on their knees in no time!
Give a shout out to “The Son of ChrisDude”.
“Total Support. Total Commitment.”
There’s another buddy of Kade’s “moderating” calling himself “Bob Clairemont”.
I noticed that one of his comments was removed last week and it had nothing to
do with anything, really… Now he’s baggin on the wig. Some fools just can’t
eat at the big kids table.
Kade is just boring and one-dimensional at this point. Since there is 0%
chance he goes anywhere in “the Biz”, you can’t really get worked up enough to
truly hate him. Personally, I feel bad for him.
On the other hand, while Kade had a hard life and currently is a mentally ill
person with no income, no job, and no advantages in life, Julia Allison
actually has a chance (albeit small) to make it somewhere. Her dad is a rich
lawyer from an “old money” family, her mom wrote speeches for Nixon, she grew
up rich and went to good schools. Kade is a poor kid from a blue collar part
of Philly who has a speech impediment, uneducated parents (hair dresser and
salon manager), and is poorly educated himself. No advantages in life. So I
feel dirty making fun of Kadyshes and mostly feel sad for him. I’m happy to
keep this blog up as a place for us to have some laughs, but personally I
rarely contribute anything and I haven’t felt energized to post any original
content in weeks. I think it’s worn off on me, he’s too stupid to care about,
mostly bc he is not going to get anywhere with his lame journey.
I think, in the coming weeks and months, I will undertake to remake this blog
into a more general site about internet losers–not only Kade but also Allison
and others. If I can get someone to figure out a simple design, there will be
tabs at the top where you can pick what fameball you want to read about/laugh
at.
This site served its purpose–it catalogues Kade’s lies, allows free
commenting, encourages the flow of info, and most importantly it crushed
Kade’s dreams. It didn’t take too much pressure from us, about publishing his
misogyny, to shame Ka/ng, Hansen, and others to stop enabling Kade. Once they
could no longer support him in public, he became a very lonely guy in his
videos. Most likely this worsened his mental illness, hastening his ultimate
implosion.
Truth is a bitch, huh Kadyshes?
Anonymous said…
My eyeballs are burning. I just read his most recent Tweets…………..
how else to say HE’S A FUCKING MORON!
I’m on the same train, LWK… I’ve just about maxxed out my Kade time.
Rehashing the same insults over and over about this that or the other sub-par
area of his lowly ‘life’. Bigger fish to fry and this alley cat is starting to
really bore me. Although, thanks to ZKWDY, I can’t wait to call someone a
Whomping turd muffin! Probably when they’re dancing like an epileptic
giraffe… what a word smith!
Have a good’n, ya’ll!!
The Loo
~
My head hurts when I read Cock Gobbler’s shit, but I think this blog should
stay dedicated to Artie and Artie alone. I just can’t bring myself to bash
another one of these morons.
Oh, and really the only thing I’ve been doing lately is reading OUR comments.
We are some funny people, people!
Arthur’s Little pee-pee said…
Well, HERE’s the party shitbrains is talking about. Query whether he was
invited as one of the 100 guests or is going to be working.
On December 12th, I am hosting an exclusive holiday party with a “Naughty and
Nice” theme; the party will be at my loft in Soho and is for an attractive,
sophisticated, elegant group of about 100 friends…most of whom are in
the”Nice” category. In addition to 1-2 bartenders and 5-7 waitresses, I also
need light entertainment/role players, preferably centered around the
“Naughty” part of the theme (i.e. Bad Santa, Bad Mrs. Claus, poorly-behaved
elves, etc.). I am planning every detail well in advance as I want the night
to be perfect. No expense will be spared, so expect the compensation to be
very generous/excessive; however, I am looking for very attractive
professionals only to complement what will be an amazing crowd. Pictures and
He still hasn’t run out of money?
Who’s funding this?
From the Wig:
Arthurs’ exclusive Soho Loft Party: CRAIGS LIST AD!
On December 12th, I am hosting an exclusive holiday party with a “Naughty and Nice” theme; the party will be at my loft in Soho and is for an attractive, sophisticated, elegant group of about 100 friends…most of whom are in the”Nice” category. In addition to 1-2 bartenders and 5-7 waitresses, I also need light entertainment/role players, preferably centered around the “Naughty” part of the theme (i.e. Bad Santa, Bad Mrs. Claus, poorly-behaved elves, etc.). I am planning every detail well in advance as I want the night to be perfect. No expense will be spared, so expect the compensation to be very generous/excessive; however, I am looking for very attractive professionals only to complement what will be an amazing crowd. Pictures and references required.
Arthur’s Little Pee Pee just posted this over at The Wig. The loft party might be exclusive, but Cock Gobbler is just one of the hired help. Fucking moron. Click my name to see the ad at the craigslist website.
“Naughty and Nice” Holiday Party – Staff/Entertainment Needed (Amazing Soho Loft)
Date: 2009-11-12, 8:49AM EST
Reply to: gigs-4eehx-1462471842@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
On December 12th, I am hosting an exclusive holiday party with a “Naughty and Nice” theme; the party will be at my loft in Soho and is for an attractive, sophisticated, elegant group of about 100 friends…most of whom are in the”Nice” category. In addition to 1-2 bartenders and 5-7 waitresses, I also need light entertainment/role players, preferably centered around the “Naughty” part of the theme (i.e. Bad Santa, Bad Mrs. Claus, poorly-behaved elves, etc.). I am planning every detail well in advance as I want the night to be perfect. No expense will be spared, so expect the compensation to be very generous/excessive; however, I am looking for very attractive professionals only to complement what will be an amazing crowd. Pictures and references required.
Sweet, I got $96 from cashlot.co.uk/?5582.