Being a celebrity and rising name in “The Biz” after only 9.2334 months into “The Journey” (I start my fight Training for My “Warrior Role” in a the feature film I am filming in January, and have a HUGE audition for a principal role in a feature film both on Sunday), Arthur Kade is now a brand name that is being asked to appear at various events, spectacles, and parties, and with “The Year Of The Brand” quickly approaching (I was telling one of the girls at the TITS “Wifey” search (The event was great with an ultra “Kade Style” high energy DJ playing music the whole day, the staff was bringing girls over to meet me and try out to become the next “Wifey”, and it honestly felt like an awesome night club during the day, and I can’t wait to see how the pics come out of the girls we end up selecting for TITS) that I guest appeared and started judging today, and which I will be hanging out with Porn Star Courtney Cumzz at tomorrow (I will make sure to take a bunch of pics and vids because she is one of the biggest Porn Stars in the world, and it will be an edgy change from the Hollywood “A-Listers” I usually chill with), that “In 2010, Arthur Kade will be the biggest name in Hollywood, and possibly the biggest name in the world”, and all she could do was smile and be going nuts inside that on a day when she thought she was just entering a normal store, she met an enormous budding KA star), as I was driving home to the 215 from NYC, I was thinking about how celebs like Rihanna, J-LO (Who I just partied at the invitation only VOGUE/Versace party in Kadeami with), and Angie Jolie request certain things when they appear at events, and what will be my requests next year when I am being paid to appear at parties, clubs, movie premieres, charity/social events, and children’s birthdays, and here is what I came up with:
1) 1400 Thread Count Sheets/Silk Pajamas-Having grown up on welfare fighting for blankets to stay warm at night, Arthur Kade has always put a heavy premium on what type of sheets caress his skin at night, and while I don’t always care if I stay in a suite, I do care that I have the finest sheets in the hotel that I am being placed in because I want to be able to relax before delighting the crowd with my presence, and also I love to keep the room extra cold and hide under the sheets because it gives me a sense of feeling like a child all over again. This is also crucial because when The Brand takes a girl or Fan back to the hotel, it is vital that she enjoys her Kadeing by relaxing after in warmth, and this will also make her feel even more euphoria about being with a celeb of Kade’s caliber.
2) White Roses-These are my favorite smelling roses, and I love walking into a room that smells good and fresh because it shows me that the entity paying me to appear cares about The Brand, and is willing to go the extra mile to make me feel at home and comfortable. They can either be in a vase, bowl, or just on the ground (This would be extra erotic when I bring a fellow celeb back or Fan(s) that want a threesome where you just walk around barefoot during and after sex, and just walk on white roses like in a dream), but I want the smell to be overwhelming, and the beauty of the scene would be total “Kade Style” dream like. This will also be a sign that Arthur Kade has risen from poverty to star, and will help me stay grounded as I know that millions are watching me ascend the ladder to Little Oscar on my mantle.
3) Fine Imported Water-Arthur Kade drinks anywhere from 20-25 glasses of water a day, and once I am at the top of “The Biz”, Perrier/Pellegrino is just not good enough for purity, so I will request that my water be flown in privately (This is something Jen Aniston is famous for, so I may have a Rep from Team Kade contact her people in KA, and see what she prefers and maybe even split the cost with her if she wants) from Europe so that I can stay hydrated to combat my Type 2 Diabetes.
4) Private Butler and Chef- When “The Journey” reaches full global epidemic stages next year with my hit TV Show with IMG Media, and my NY Times Bestseller with Trident Media Group, I will prefer that only a select few are allowed to prepare my food or touch my belongings, so Team Kade will do background checks and credit checks to decide who will be allowed to privately cook for me, and clean my rooms and houses. The Brand is one of the most controversial figures in the world already (A Fan compared me to John Lennon this week because of the polarizing nature of “The Modern Actor” that I have created and am ushering in), so like a country’s president, or political figure, I have to know that what I put in my body, and who is around me is safe.
5) BodyGuards-Like the above item, I need to have a team of people watching me and protecting me from rabid fans, stalkers (Already have some now who twitter, call, and email, and it’s only going to get worse in 2010), and especially paparazzi who try to see the latest KA 9 or 10 I close, or what store or restaurant I am in, and although I am a “Celeb Of The People” (I love to give autographs, vids, and pics to Gen Poppers and Kade Nation), safety comes first for The Brand, and if someone’s husband thinks I slept with his overzealous wife, I need people who can protect a multi-million dollar investment like Arthur Kade. My bodyguards will be required to have hand to hand combat training, rifle, gun, and explosive expertise, and have a former background as a professional like Secret Service, FBI, or CIA
“The Brand is Guts, Hustle, and Gangsta’ all wrapped inside of Beauty”…Arthur Kade…12/11/09
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TS Paris
TWO DAYS ONLY! Visiting from December 10th – December 12th!
If you want the women all natural with the male touch, I will be waiting.
Gender: Transsexual Age:
Hair: Blonde Eyes:
Ht: 5′7″ (170 cm) Bust: 34C (86 cm)
Wt: 125 lbs (57 kg) Waist: 23″ (58 cm)
Affil: Independent Hips: 34″ (86 cm)
Ethnicity: Exotic
Available To: Men
Availability: Incall and Outcall
Location: KING OF PRUSSIA.
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HY GUYS WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!!!!
Don’t settle by only viewing my images. In order to truly appreciate my beauty you must see me in person.I don’t mean to sound conceited cause I consider myself to be humble. Nor am I saying I am the best of the most beautiful transexual in the world, but I promise that if you do not feel I am the best, you will definitly feel I al one of them. I love meeting educated gentlemen. Who are clean and respectful in every way. I love men all of age. Experienced or curious are welcome.I am someone who practices and plays a high priority on hygiene My body is always clean, my hair and body always smell good and my nails and toes are always done to perfection and I aspect the same in return. I am experienced in every way and know who to treat a men to insure that you live with a smile.I have experience with celebrities, and I offer you discretion and comfort and am sure you will be very pleased with seeing how I am exactly 100% what you see in the picture and 100% passable and public. Look no further! Call and make your appointment now.!
By calling my number, you agree to the following.
*This is not proposition for sex.
*Not to talk about sex or money over the phone and or in person.
*Minimum suggested donation/gift,in any, is for my time and companionship.
*No blocked calls,dial *82 before my number.
*I only accept same day appointments wit 30 minutes advanced notice.
*No drugs please.
Suggested Donation.
200 half hr.
400 full hr.
500 Outcall
1 hr.1000 VIP date (dinner,movie,theater,etc.)
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TS Paris
Phone: 323 810-8182
TS Szilvia
I’m Visiting King Of Prussia Area only.
I’m Visiting from December 13th – 19th
I’m Available from 10am – 3am.
Beautiful Asian,Friendly,Love Kissing,Give great Thai Massage,I’m The Best for Both Worlds,Love to please First Timer&Nice Gentlemen.Please treat yourself with me. More»
Gender: Transsexual Age:
Hair: Brunette Eyes: Brown
Ht: 5′6″ (168 cm) Bust: 34C (86 cm)
Wt: 120 lbs (54 kg) Waist: 24″ (61 cm)
Affil: Independent Hips: 36″ (91 cm)
Ethnicity: Asian
Available To: Men
Availability: Incall and Outcall
Location: King Of Prussia
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3.If you into good size.I am definitely fully functional (7″long + 5″around)
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Dear Gentlemen and first timers;
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Gentlemen and First timers;Please don’t be nervous.Oh and I will be the girl in photos that open the door to greeting you.
I’d like to be your first Ts girlfriend experience! please don’t wait any longer.I’ll meet you at the door wear a sexy teddy and stockings looking gorgeous. You may request an outfit for me to wear for you honey(Sexy lingerie, Schoolgirl, MiniSkirt, Leather, High heels, Sexy Boots, Naughty Nurse, Dress) Cross Dresser are Welcome. I know you will be nervous about this being your first time.I’ll make you feel at home.Great sensual Thai massage with very soft hands relaxing you,I like kissing too,I don’t rush.You are going to feel like you are in paradise; I enjoy taking care of others. I’m an angel with a magic touch you are not going to forget. I love first timer very much, Always give you the best experience.All i cared about was that your happy and satisfied.My priority is to please you, to make you feel very comfortable and have a wonderful time while you are with me.
Let me tell you a little about me. I am basically a sexy version of the girl next door.I’m 5.6 and sexy measure a 34c-24-36, 120 lbs,I’m beautiful and passable.My breasts they are more than a handful , very soft and firm and My nipples they so sensitive. Plus I do have a nice surprise,I’m definitely fully functional.
I am a very affectionate and incredibly sexy girl to be with.I have long hair, dark eyes, My skin is a delicious sunkissed light brown. I love to caress and be caressed. I am a very sexy exotic asian with a hot soft curvy build. And just one look from my teasing eyes with sunny smile and full voluptuous lips come with a sensual kisses can make you fall in love with me.
I love kissing very much. Kissing is my passion.I can feel love.I am a very sensual girl. Very loving and ready to try new things. Absolutely top quality, highly intelligent, fashionable and college educated.I love to wear sexy lingerie, lace stockings,thigh highs, sexy open toed high heels, beautiful make-up with French manicure and pedicure.
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I have 100% fully functional.Beautiful girl with BIG 7 ” surprise!I have pics to prove(check out my Super XXX photos on my website)I’m real no lies like some others.
P.S. I am here to make your fantasy come true. I am very sincere and honest with what I am saying in this ad,I may not have many reviews out there anymore because i would like to have my service to be very discrete,but please know that I would not lie to you about my looks and my service that I promise.
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Gentlemen Please feel free to call me for an appointment Incall will be at my luxury hotel,Outcall will be at your luxury.I also do travel to oversea as well.You can E-mail for more info.I’m very sweet and respectful.
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Phone: 520 784 8976
Email: Missszilvia@yahoo.com
Website: http://www.Theexoticgirlforyou.com
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TS Nicole
Visiting from December 12th – December 14th!
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Gender: Transsexual Age: 21
Hair: Black Eyes: Brown
Ht: 5′8″ (173 cm) Bust: 36D (91 cm)
Wt: 130 lbs (59 kg) Waist: 26″ (66 cm)
Affil: Independent Hips: 32″ (81 cm)
Ethnicity: Latin
Available To: Men
Availability: Incall and Outcall
Location: King of Prussia
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I love men and you will never be disappointed with my beauty or my performance. My goal is your pleasure and your complete satisfaction. That’s my promise. So if you would like to spend an enjoyable time with me, just give me a call and let’s meet!
I’m looking to show you the time of your life. Beginners are always going to be welcomed I provide GFE. I like kissing, cuddling and having fun. I love to satisfy you and make you leave with a smile. I am very well groomed, and I take pride in maintaining my appearance. I enjoy being ultra feminine with my looks, so my hands and feet are always well manicured and pedicured. When we meet, I will look exactly as my photos; my make up fresh, my skin smelling sweet. I am warm, friendly, intelligent, well mannered, articulate, worldly, and sophisticated. Forget about that attitude you often encounter when meeting a transsexual. In my presence, you will find that I am very easy to talk to, relax around, and I will enjoy your company as much as you will mine
please no Private calls will be answer
Incall 300 roses
Outcall 500 roses
Overnights available
By calling my number, you agree to the following:
1. This is not proposition for sex.
2. Not to talk about sex or money over the phone and or in person.
3. Minimum suggested donation/gift, if any, is for my time and companionship as an entertainer.
Thanks
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TS Nicole
Phone: 305-851-1786
TS Scarlett
Visiting from December 11th – December 13th!ONLY 2 DAYS
New Girl in town! loves the cock!!
Gender: Transsexual Age:
Hair: Brunette Eyes: Brown
Ht: 5′8″ (173 cm) Bust: 38C (97 cm)
Wt: 140 lbs (63 kg) Waist: 24″ (61 cm)
Affil: Independent Hips: 34″ (86 cm)
Ethnicity: Latin
Available To: Men
Availability: Incall and Outcall
Location: CHERRY HIL,
First Time Visiting, New Girl in town! Hi guys me name is Scarlet. I’m a new girl, ready to fulfill your desires. I stand at 5′8” 38c-24-34 & weigh 140lbs with 9 fully functional inchesI’m an open minded girl who enjoys spending quality time with my clients. No rushed sessions or attitude Please call to set an appointment, you won’t regret it. GFE Available!
TS Scarlett
Phone: 786-566-0814
TS Sasha
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Gender: Transsexual Age: 25
Hair: Brunette Eyes: Brown
Ht: 5′8″ (173 cm) Bust: 36DD (91 cm)
Wt: 150 lbs (68 kg) Waist: 24″ (61 cm)
Affil: Independent Hips: 36″ (91 cm)
Ethnicity: Latin
Available To: Men
Availability: Incall
Location:
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TS Sasha
Phone: *82 215 288-4840
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TS Aly Sinclair
I am a Contract Star with The Altporn Network. And, I am very happy to please! More»
Gender: Transsexual Age: 25
Hair: Red Eyes: Hazel
Ht: 5′8″ (173 cm) Bust: 34C (86 cm)
Wt: 115 lbs (52 kg) Waist: 26″ (66 cm)
Affil: Independent Hips: 32″ (81 cm)
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Available To: Men, Women, Couples, Groups
I am a Contract Girl with The Altporn Network. We have an amazing group of folks. I know you will enjoy us!
I just returned from two weeks in LA shooting two DVDs and a ton of great websites. And, I am moving there in January!
Two of my recent titles. “America’s Next Top Tranny 5″ & “Shemale Strokers 36″ are now released. Both directors are up for AVN nominations. Let me know what you think when you see them. Also, let me know what you think of my site, Club Aly Sinclair!
I’m 100% Italian. 5″8 115lbs. 34C 24 33
Feel free to write anytime at my email address below. I am happy to entertain any questions or ideas.
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TS Aly Sinclair
Email: AlySinclair@mac.com
Website: alysinclair.altpornstar.com
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If the TITS brand was edgy and hip, it might be fun to be at a modeling role call/party. But since they are not in any way, shape or form either of those things, it can only be surmised that they are using Arthur to try to create controversy, generate publicity or whatever. Any company that allows this delusion, lying fuckwit to be a part of them should be banned and every person on this blog should send letters and tell their friends to blacklist their services.
Arthur-you are an idiot.
Jersey Shore reminds me of Arthur (and has totally been satisfying my douche bag needs lately, it’s way more fun than the blob). “The Brand” and “The Situation”? All of these low-class greased up weirdos have nicknames. They also share an odd mix of effeminate macho-ness and an undeserved amount of arrogance. They dress badly, their hair sucks, their women are ugly, their nightclubs are lame.
And yet those jersey guys have a hit show, they are getting laid, they have awesome bodies, are flying coast to coast partying, have the paparazzi following them around, they’re in tabloids…Art wishes he was half as cool as those jack-offs. And they’re popularity has nothing to do with the “”Gen Pop”" envying or admiring them, we just like a good freak show.
Poor Arthur, he’s not Italian, not famous, barely even interesting anymore.
There’s no more amazing feeling in the world than to have a nice buttplug inserted tightly into the “Brown Starfish” when I’m masturbating. Like most things I do better than 99.9% of the population, I masturbate at an ultra unique level, and always make sure all bases are covered, Kade style.
A girl asked me once (she was an 8, but good at conversation and very curious) “Arthur, how do you just let it all go?” and I told her that the way Arthur Kade does that is with a tapered silicon butt plug covered in “Hot Oils” and inserted into my anus. Since she was an 8 and obviously not sexually experienced because of this, she seemed really freaked out by my amazing honesty. “I always treat myself the best, because I deserve only the best” I told her. I didn’t buy some average plug from a local “smut shop” instead I did my research and had one hand crafted by one of the best internationally known sex toy sculptors.
Because of my incredibly flexible body and my chiseled ass cheeks, it is no problem getting the plug in the “sweet spot.” Sometimes I take my time and sometimes I just need it in there fast, because Arthur Kade does not always have time for finesse – if I was all finesse and no adrenaline the “Journey” would not be moving at the speed of light like it is. So that plug just has to get in there and I have to work the “Kade Missile” (my penis) with furious speed and lube (the “Hot Oils” I have delivered direct from Thailand that are made exclusively for me) to bring myself to orgasm quickly so I can get out the door to press events, acting class, or any of the numerous local A-List nightspots I am requested to appear at on a nightly basis.
I know lots of “Haters” will ask me “why does Arthur Kade need to use a butt plug” and the answer is simple: Confidence, people. I know exactly what I need and want in life and nothing can stop me. Feeling the bulbus plug press against my “male G Spot” is so intense, and I know that because I am Arthur Kade I can handle this intensity in a way that most men out there could never handle. As a friend told me recently “there’s not a challenge in the world that you’re not up for” and that is why I am busy researching even larger plugs of all different shapes and sizes. I will likely have a completely custom plug fashioned out of exclusive synthetics that will be ultra intense but very smooth. When you live my life you settle for nothing but the best.
Artie, you couldn’t fuck your way out of a bowl of shrimp broth. Face it…if a woman just wants cock, she can hurl a baboon turd out her window and hit any random guy walking along the street and he would happily tax her pussy like the IRS. If you have to work so hard to “close” the deal, chance are all you ever got was a mercy fuck or they condescended to sleep with you out of sheer boredom.
I won’t even get into what I can imagine your sexual prowess is like, but if you think your dick is dry now, this blog has not helped. Vaginas for hundreds of miles around Philly have dried up and clamped shut for fear of encountering you.
Up over at The Wig. Click my name.
Arthur, you’re a fucking cunt.
fucking retard!
saw Brokeback Mountain and Bruno this weekend…not nearly as gay as Kade.
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Up at The Wig.