When Arthur Kade was a financial advisor, the thing that separated him from the Gen Pop others was that his talent and speaking level was higher, but the real key was the work ethic, drive, and raw determination that I showed in doing all the things that no other person would ever do. I have always compared my career there as well as my budding Hollywood and Pulitzer career to that scene in Shawshank Redemption where Andy Dufresne climbs through the hole he spent 20 years digging (This is where he and I are similar because we are both smart enough to dig through a wall to escape, but it’s the next part I explain that makes The Brand a “International Growing Media Giant” that makes people like us champions, although I laughed when someone called me a “Real-Life Hank Moody” last night from Californication referring to how Arthur Kade is a “Rebel” and “Bad Boy” in “The Biz”) and then a 1/2 mile in a pipe filled with excrement and finally felt the feeling of freedom (When I started as an advisor, our old GVP drew a line with “Comfortable” on one end and “Uncomfortable” on another end, and he said in his thick Boston Accent, “The More you function on this end ((Pointing to The Uncomfortable side)), the more money you will make, and that has stuck with Arthur Kade for years). The Brand always imagines that moment of freedom will be tied to my first acceptance of Lil’ Oscar Ms. Emmy in front of either academies, but first Arthur Kade has to be willing to climb through the pipe of shit to make it there. There is a famous story in my old company of how I worked and called leads until 9PM on Thanksgiving Eve after everyone had left the office trying to schedule 3 more appointments so I could record 20 in a 3 day span, and come in for Monday Morning Review and brag about it in front of the 50 other advisors who went home, and this is what has always made Arthur Kade, “Arthur Kade”.
I have put on an extra 10 pounds from my target weight of 172.5 LBS., and while most Gen Poppers would kill for my incredible physique, I need to rip those 10LBs. off for NYE, and to head into “The Year Of The Brand” on the top of my physical game (I looked at my pics from my “Kade Style” domination in NYC this past weekend, and was wondering why the NYC 6 called me “Handsome” instead of “Gorgeous”, and I could see my face was not as lean and ripped as usual, and it was the first time I noticed the weight gain so I am limiting my diet to 5000 calories a day, no carbs except my one night of drinking, and 200 grams of Protein a day). Hollywood and KA are pretty much shut down on the production side until 2010 (This is Arthur Kade’s least favorite time of year because I have no “Off Switch”, and yet people feel like this is the time to decompress and spend time with their families, but it is in this time that the greatest artists at their craft like me, hunker down, and focus on activity and “Getting Back To Basics” and for me it is making my body look dynamic and ripped for 2010 as well as authoring my hit book with Trident Media Group, and my number 1 TV Show with IMG Media). I have been hitting 2 a days again since Monday (Once with my trainer, and once for ABS and flexibility at night, and have been dieting and haven’t had a drink since Sat. night and have already dropped 2.33 LBS.), and I am going to continue this because I want Arthur Kade to look fabulous on NYE and his roles in early January.
I have the improvisation class post coming later today, but I just wanted to give Kade Nation a quick update on where I was physically and Mentally heading into “The Year Of The Brand”. I had a dynamic interview last night with a newspaper in Nashville, TN called “The Nashville Scene”, where the interviewer was in pure awe of speaking to The Brand, and called me “A Cool Guy”, and I gave him updates on everything, so expect to see the article show up in 2010, but it’s great to know how popular “The Journey” is in The Midwest as well (Especially because he told me every celeb like myself has a house in Nashville, so it’s a great chance for some additional “A-Listers” to hop on The Kade Train).
“If learning to look good was the SAT’s, Arthur Kade would have been given early entrance into Harvard”….Arthur Kade….12/16/09
fucking loser
Total fucking loser
Mike “The Situation” has 19,350 fans on Facebook after just 2 weeks.
Arthur Kade has 1,719 friends after 9.9857284 months of the Journey.
“Gen Pop”, what are your thoughts?
“and then a 1/2 mile in a pipe filled with excrement and finally felt the feeling of freedom”
Yes Arthur, I’m glad we have come to an understanding and your fetish with defication. -The Toilet
To Arthur:
“…I have put on an extra 10 pounds from my target weight of 172.5 LBS”
Eeewwww, you’re how tall?? 6′1 and weigh 182? Gross. I would not get down to 172, you’ll be Kade Moss!
Skinny little maggot.
Great Stuff!
Weren’t you supposed to be ripped by Labor Day? A little late there, dingus.
oh, and “The Situation” is already ripped…
Oh, Ardvargk…
Beauty comes from within, and you. don’t. have. any. The body and the mind can only take so much abuse until it just says “FUCK OFF” and revolts. What’s happening is that your body hates your head, and vice versa, and they are trying to break away from eachother. As soon as you lose 10, you’re going to see a colony of boils erupt on your face. Then you’ll take more Accutane and gain more weight. Then you’ll get depressed and go eat eggs Bene, more Seafood salad, pizza, and blow compounded with all the sugary energy drinks and NO SEX is a recipe for Kade Style spontaneous human combustion.
It’s poetic justice, Man.
Loo
You have been using the “this is an off month for filming/production/auditions” excuse since August. You blamed summer for few auditions, now you’re blaming the winter months, as if you’d really be in Hollywood auditioning for anything.
Could it be Arthur… could it be that it’s not an off-anything, but rather that you’re just so low-level and lacking connections that it’s impossible for YOU to get your ugly, talentless ass in front of anyone with any influence in the movie world at all?
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@Being Replaced???
I haven’t even seen “The Situation” yet and I am a fan. My hubby told me about him and I can’t wait to wrap my peepers around “The Situation”.
“The Situation” is this, Ardvargk… No amount of weight you lose will ever make any of us think you’re amazingk or attractive or sexy (eh, just threw up a little) or even ‘handsome’. The NYC 6 was probably wasted and was being nice. Rather than kick you while you were down, she felt pity. It was Hannukah, after all… that was your 8 gifts all wrapped up in one!
Loo
I’m glad this is one of those rare posts which doesn’t have the word “amazing” in the first sentence, but on the other hand, switching from the third to the first person to refer to yourself in the same sentence is almost as bad.
NY Times Bestselling Author my ass.
What color is your straight-jacket?
FINALLY! That’s who you remind me of. A tanner version of that dude Bogs who rapes Andy Dufrane in the shower all the time. He has your exact face and more specifically the enourmous ski slope nose. The picture is the link of my name.
Thus adding more evidence to prove the case that you are a raging homosexual. “Um, fresh fish…..”
Gay!
Don’t you understand? This “journey” is going nowhere. You’re wasting your time partying and its really done a number on your skin. You look late 30’s rather than that 20-25 you claim to look. In every picture of you, your eyes are dead. You’re 32. Grow up. Everyone hates you.
“The Situation” vs. Arthur Kade:
The Situation is under 30 and looks it.
The Situation is Italian.
The Situation is Ripped.
The Situation is having Sex.
The Situation is now “Guest Hosting” in LA and NY Clubs (VIP…Bottles and Models)
The Situation has a degree of respect for women.
The Situation lives in a home with furniture.
The Situation has a entourage……….. case in point…….. Snookie.
The Situation has a Hit TV Show on MTV.
The Situation has a NJ accent………no lisp.
WINNER: THE SITUATION! (after only 2 episodes).
TOP THAT DOUCHE!
You are not anything like me. I am your anthesis. Fuck off Kade. Moody out!
antithesis* my bad.
…cunt
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HOW MANY TIMES HAS SOMEONE POKED A HOLE IN YOUR PIPE FILLED WITH EXCREMENT?
LOL-limit your diet to 5000 calories and 200 grams of protein? Who are you? Lance Armstrong? HAHAHHAHAHA
Cold calling on the night before Thanksgiving? That doesn’t sound like a “financial advisor” to me – sounds more like a pesky insurance salesman. Which, of course, is what you were.
5000 calories a day? Emmm… I was under the impression a healthy male needed about 2500 a day, max.
Shocking- dingus the castrato clown doesn’t know how to do yet another thing correctly.
hahahahahah still no furniture! hahahahahahahha
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By the way, you didn’t even make Gawker’s Top 15 douchebags of the decade. You even suck at sucking.
Any chance of getting a table and chairs in the next 9.4367894 months ??
Mr. Kade,
It seems your telephone is turned off due to non-payment and we have been unable to reach you.
Your order for the inflatable beer chair and 4 tv stands has arrived and are ready for pick-up.
Glad we could assist you in your A-List lifestyle.
Regards,
Hank
Wal-Mart
This cracks me up:
“The Situation lives in a home with furniture.”
What’s funny is that this would even have to be mentioned as marking some degree of success. But in AK’s bizarro world, I guess that’s how it is.
Don’t cry, Artie! One day you’ll have furniture too! I believe in you! AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH AHAHH HAHHH!!!!!
“i am in my beach chair…” best video yet.
Artnerd – go dumpster diving or furniture or something you fucktard.
If you’d cold-called me at 9 pm on Thanksgiving Eve to pitch some shitty Ameriprise scheme I’d have calmly put down my beer, driven to your office and shoved the phone straight up your deluded ass.
Oh, and let’s try this again:
What is the name of the film you are doing the “Warrior Role” for?
Who is the director of this film?
What is the name of the “major motion picture” you auditioned for?
Who is the director?
Who is your rep at Trident?
What—exactly—is happening with the “Book Deal?”
Who is your contact at IMG?
What—exactly—is happening with the “Dev Deal?”
Do you actually have an agent? If so, what is his/her name?
The other day I mentioned the “Shit My Dad Says” guy. I hadn’t realized that he got NOT ONLY a book deal but ALSO a television deal. Both of which were mentioned in multiple media outlets.
Haven’t read a single word about your alleged “deals” anywhere but here, on your subliterate blob. Why is that?
C’mon, Artie, put up or shut up.
Gimme some truth!
Arthur cant give any details….its really hush hush.
But rest assure, 2010 will be the year of the brand.
bahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
2010 will be the year the brand commits suicide, count on it.. and he wil hopefully take his “entourage” with him.
Arthur is totally from Shelley from Glengarry Glen Ross
sweat it out Arthur.
WHERE ARE THE LEADS!
COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!
YOU FUCKING CHILD!
A-B-C. A-ALWAYS, B-BE, C-CLOSING!
5000 calories a day? What are we looking for? A career change into sumo wrestling?
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Looking big? A 6′2″ male who weighs 185 is INCAPABLE of looking big. You are a fucking moron.
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He’s 6′2?
Even worse.
6′2 and wanting to be 172lbs.
Stupid, skinny geek.
BOTH this and the last post up over at The Wig.
@The Blonde…
172.5 pounds is what he wants to be. WAY too fucking skinny for someone of that height. I’m sick of this cock sucker.
Yeah. I’m 6′5″ and 200lbs and though I don’t think I’m a bad looking guy (especially since seeing Kade) I’m definitely on the thinner side (read: skinny). Methinks Lithpthy is lying.
And Arthur, I can see how you compare to Andy. Pipes full of excrement seem to be your (closeted) specialty.
Yo Arthur! You rock.
My God! The Shawshank Redemption is, like, one of my favorite movies. You are so totally like Andy Dufresne – if anyone would know how to navigate a tube containing remnants of human excrement, it’s you!
Give a shout-out to “The Son of ChrisDude”.
“Total Support. Total Commitment.”
5000 calories a day – NO carbs and 200 grams of protein…. Well, the 200 grams of protein equals 800 calories, so that leaves 4200 calories from fat, or about 450 grams of fat per day…… Yeah, that should get you “ripped” like the Michelin Man.
gr8 resrch bro? lots of resrch!