The amazing Arthur Kade, Actor/Author/Celebrity/Blogger/Model is nothing without his “Kade Style” support system of The Entourage and “La Famiglia”, and for any Nation Member who has been following “The Journey” since the beginning 9.446 months ago, will recognize this familiar face as one of “The Original Kadettes”, and since she has left, it just hasn’t been the same in Kadealot. She is here visiting and wanted to stop by and say hello to Kade Nation:

Today’s meals: 1) Steak and Scrambled Egg Whites with a Salad. 2) 5 Pretzels 3)Pure Protein Shake

“The Entourage isn’t a cliche’, it’s a lifestyle. Welcome to Kadealot”….Arthur Kade…12/16/09

  1. Hot Ass Balls Ass says:

    Idiot

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  3. El Toro says:

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    Lady, you seem like a nice person.

    Arthur, you still are a major d-bag.

  4. I hope you all go out tonight, get drunk and while driving home crash into a tree and all die. Kade Style!

  5. The Son Of Sam says:

    …cunt

  6. nadda says:

    Arthur IS the retarded third wheel

    you can tell that your friends love you sure, but also that they tolerate you as the CUNT you are

    mental defect

  7. The Loo says:

    Hey Ardvargk,

    I love how she gives the gross out tongue when you say she can ’show you later how much she missed you’… ick. The reason she is so tolerant is because she ‘works with children’.

    You’re a total douche and your hair looks schtupid. Who cares what you ate today? Nobody.

    Massengilded cacophonious freak-show.

    Loo :(

  8. Waste o' Cumb says:

    Watch him during the video. His actions just scream, “LOOK AT ME!”

    You’re such an attention whore. It sounds like your friend is doing something good with her life.

    I’d rather read a blog about her experiences in another country than about you almost having sex with “women” and getting “acting” “jobs” in “the biz”.

  9. JBone says:

    How does it feel to not even be winning Douche of the Decade on Gawker?

  10. JBone says:

    For all who mock, Arthur got written in for Gawker’s contest. The comments are “amazing”

  11. A Shark Who Loves Triscuits and Aerosol Cheese says:

    Arthur’s face just keeps getting fatter and fatter.

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  13. Zombie Kade will Destroy you says:

    Ugh- on that video, you act like the moronic 13 year old we know you to be.

    Grow the fuck up, douchebag supernova.

    Oh, and you left off your man butter dessert on your “menu” listing.

    Fucking tool.

  14. Dudley Doucheright says:

    Why do you keep letting Raya fuck your hair up like that? It looks like the poodle took a shit on your skull.

  15. beach chair says:

    you are such a fucktard

  16. JBone says:

    Holy fucking shit. Type Danny kaye white christmas into google images to see Dick Kitten 50 years ago with real, actual talent. Arthur, after watching Danny Kaye I realized just how useless you really are. Click my name for a preview. It’s the same haircut and color as the Gay Doctor lie.

  17. RAYA (YOUR MOTHER) ((LEONARD'S CUMB DUMPSTER)) says:

    THAT HAIRCUT REALLY BRINGS OUT YOUR PENIS NOSE AND LABIA MAJORA LIPS

  18. Almost Human says:

    This video almost humanizes you a bit Arthur. By most accounts you’re not nearly as much of a douche bag when the camera’s aren’t rolling but holy hell you sure can be a twat when they are.

    Anyway, she seems nice enough but why even ask her to talk if you’re going to clown her the whole time and then cut her off while she’s still talking? Manners are not your strong suit.

    Btw, I’m still laughing at the video of you getting told to ‘man up’ by the girl at the bar from the other night. Classic and deserved.

  19. Seeing that video reminds me of The Chanuka Song, except put these two together and what an ugly fucking Jew you’d have.

  20. beach chair says:

    Artnerd – send us pictures of her anus

  21. L Region says:

    Great stuff!

  22. cp says:

    “(It was also priceless when one of The Entourage laid into me because we went at it in front of him and he was just so angry and offended)”

  23. Up over at The Wig. Click my name.

  24. Ben says:

    You are such a selfish jerk. You can’t ltet someone else talk for two seconds without shouting, “Look at me.” You are a child.

  25. The Blonde says:

    Stuff’s Stupid!

  26. John says:

    Arthur, I say this with total indifference to you, and what you’re about, but you are very ugly. You say you can pass for mid-twenties? I doubt you looked mid-twenties when you were IN your mid-twenties!

    Your face looks like acne-riddled pie dough. You are lumpy and red and your face looks exhausted. You really are lying to yourself if you think you are attractive. In all seriousness, you actually look scary.

  27. Unbelieveable says:

    Seriously, dude, you’re still posting on here? You are so early-summer it’s ridiculous. Translation into Kade language: Ridiculouth.

  28. Zombie Kade will Destroy you says:

    Yo, Anal- this girl seems pretty nice, have you introduced her to THE FAN yet?

    That’d be pretty cool- the FAN could probably put together a youtube video with the two of them where she could talk and he wouldn’t do junior high school tongue flicks when she wasn’t looking and stuff.

    Seriously anal- where’s the FAN? He definitely brings the level of this ridicutarded blob up to a level that isn’t eye burningly inept.

    And speaking of the FAN- have you guys gone on any auditions together yet? Is the FAN a good actor? What is the FAN’s favorite color? Does he like spicy foods? The FAN seems much better groomed than you- has he given you any hygiene tips?

  29. Zombie Kade will Destroy you says:

    @ John: “Your face looks like acne-riddled pie dough.”

    Outstanding.

    So how does one make douchebag pie, anyway?

  30. Russell says:

    This lady’s reintroduction into Arthur’s world just screams for a shoutout from the chrisDUDE. Where you at, DUDE?

    - the russDUDE

  31. beach chair says:

    you are an ASSCLOWN!

  32. beach chair says:

    These are sad times for our dear old departed-but-doesn’t-know-it-yet Arthur Kade: Not only did he produce an epic fail by not even being able to win the Philebrity Award for Excommunication (scroll to the bottom, like you didn’t know that’s where you’d find him) — an award for which just months ago he would have been a shoe-in — he’s also now trolling the Barbary on Monday nights and freaking out people who really did think he was made up this whole time. Through all of this recent activity, you shall hear the howling wind that accompanies literally nobody giving a fuck. And why should we? The Douche Culture is shifting before our very eyes, and while so much of the Arthur Kade Thing was about assimilating, with the advent of Jersey Shore, being a douchebag now is all about strong shows of douche pride, to show a milquetoast world just how much of a spray-tanned, cum-dumb freak you are. (Hell, there’s even a Jersey Shore Name Generator now so white kids in the suburbs can play along while learning how to pronounce “capicola” and getting hip to the Venga Boys.)

  33. lc says:

    and let’s not forget the importance of coke. you can practically fish for strippers with that shit. if u choose to partake as well,just moderate so u can still get your noodle up when she’s breaking u off with a private dance back at the chateau after she gets off.