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Anyone who knows Arthur Kade at an amazing level, knows that to put himself through college, and to also start building his “Social Cred” in Philadelphia, he worked at two of the most important fashion institutions in Philadelphia History (Allure which was ranked by DNR magazine as the number 5 men’s specialty store in the country one year, and Neiman Marcus which is considered the highest end department store in the country), and dominated with sleeping with what seemed like half the girls who worked at the different establishments (Allure was in Manayunk when it was the hottest spot in the city, and I was like “Alfie” pretty much closing everything that walked down Main Street because I was tall, lanky, gorgeous ((I was modeling at the time)), and was a newcomer that was like a piece of meat that every Philly 8 or higher wanted a piece to taste of), but since leaving Neiman’s, I have a paranoia of going back to the mall (Seeing all the people crowding me and trying to sneak a peak at The Brand makes me feel like the Paparazzi closing in), and I actually get major anxiety each time I go back. I agreed to head to King Of Prussia today after I came back from my audition in NYC anyway with The Entourage to so some last minute shopping (I bought Varvatos “Vintage” cologne which drives the hotties crazy and I’ve been out for two months), and when The Brand walked through the store, you would have thought Mick Jagger was there with all my former co-workers congratulating me on my current state of domination of “The Biz” (I was telling all the old Gen Poppers about my hit TV Show with IMG Media and NY Times Bestselling Book with Trident Media Group, and to see the pride radiating from their eyes almost gave me an erection with one girl saying, “I was telling you 10 years ago you are going to be a movie star”), and steadily the old memories of all the sex that I had while working there came flooding back (I screwed girls in dressing rooms, cars in the parking lot, and bathrooms in every restaurant in the mall), and I was reminded that before I was “”"The Biz’s”" newest Bad Boy”, I was the “Baddest Boy in Retail”. It also made me think about how different I am with girls, and how I view relationships and whether a guy can be friends with a girl after hooking up with her, and something Arthur Kade refers to as “Tweeners”.

A “Tweener” is a girl who is technically “in-between” being a platonic friend that you have hooked up with that you hang out with and don’t use for casual sex, and a girl that wants a commitment that you refuse to take seriously, and when I was a kid, Arthur Kade was the master of the “Tweeners” (Back then, I would screw girls, then keep them as friends like nothing happened, but keep them around and use them for sex whenever I needed some, and even if they hooked up with other guys, The Brand wouldn’t really care), but now, a situation that I had recently has shown me how much I have grown up and that’s not good enough.

I have situations with girls that I have hooked up with, who want a commitment right away but I tell them, “I Can’t”, and yet they keep trying to push “The Friendship Card” (This is where you know the girl cares about you, and is willing to say “Let’s be friends” hoping that she can make you care for her and win her affection, but will tell you that she doesn’t want anything else from you just to make you feel like you’re now not good enough) on Arthur Kade, and I get so annoyed being around them because if they have hung out with other guys since me (And talk about them which is cardinal rule number 1 for any guy who may give a small shit about the girl), then I don’t want to be friends or be around them anymore, and they can never understand why The Brand can’t take them seriously and they become a joke in his eyes and I actually even called one “Obtuse” (Referring to the line from The Shawshank Redemption where Andy insults The Warden) because she didn’t understand. These girls also have a huge habit of dating or hitting on people around you which makes it even more irritating to The Brand because they want to get some level of emotional reaction out of you like “I care about you”, or “Be with Me”, but it only makes them look worse in my eyes because if they played it cool, and din’t hook up with other guys, we may want have wanted them.

I started thinking about why I get so peeved and annoyed with “Tweeners” at the store while reliving the great sex I had there 10 years ago in my head, but it also shows how much I have changed that I don’t just always use and abuse hot girls at will (Only sometimes) and am upfront and willing to cut the cord if someone else does. For Arthur Kade, A girl’s vagina is like a diamond that was found in Africa by you (Even though you know others have touched the rock) and that was beautifully chiseled out to be flawless for your own enjoyment, so once I have worn it and showed it to the Gen Pop, knowing that another man played with “My Diamond” forces me to look at the girl like a joke (Most Gen Poppers will argue that if you refuse to take the girl seriously, then she has every right to see other guys, but Arthur Kade is greedy when it comes to this and will tell the girl, “Do what you need to, but make sure I don’t find out, and then I don’t care”) and I can never take the girl seriously after (If I have given her the opportunity to touch and enjoy a celeb of my caliber, then it’s very disappointing to know a Gen Popper had her after me). I don’t share anything, and if someone else fucks the girl, that girl is now a “Community Storage” unit if I go back (It’s like storing your valuable furniture in a unit with some stranger you don’t know), and I was telling my friend in the car today, “I remember being at 20 Manning a couple years ago, and they put me at the community table, and I said “”Do you think I’m paying to sit and eat with some stranger?”"”, and with a girl I feel like it’s the same I ejaculate myself from the situation. Maturity can be a cock-block, but it helps decrease the drama, and clear the road for the “The Journey”.

My audition today went very well (The Casting director doing the dialogue was great, and said “That was the best job so far today”), because after leaving one girl last night that was going nowhere, I met up with another and hooked up with her until 2am, and then came home and practiced the sides until 4AM. I also wanted to give a HUGE “Kade Style” Shout out to a New Celeb fan of “The Journey”, Mr. Clutch himself, Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. Tom, tell Gisele I gave her a 10 on the Kade Scale, and both of you can attend my first awards ceremony on The Brand’s tab. I also am down 4.23 LBs.

“A good girl gone bad is gone forever, so if you’re Arthur Kade, just make sure you wrapped”…Arthur Kade…12/22/09