Next Tuesday, one of the most amazing, genuine, elegant, and fabulous guys I know and respect, Brian Taylor, will be leaving his post as VIP host and Manager at one of my favorite clubs in the country (Outside of being an amazing guy, Brian always escorts me in to Dusk through the private entrance with The Entourage to keep me away from the Gen Pop attention, and understood from the beginning of “The Journey” that Arthur Kade was going to be an “A-List Actor/Celebrity/Author”, and has treated me like that before millions knew who I was, and I told him, “I will never forget what you have done for me and can’t wait to repay it” with a bedroom in my McMansion in KA), Dusk, to pursue big opportunities with a cool new job in Las Kadus (The Brand was telling him yesterday, “If I think I owned that town before, with you there, I will be Frank Sinatra, and I can’t wait to bring the Kade Brigade to visit), but before he heads out into the sunset, a celeb filled entourage headlined by Arthur Kade will be sending him off in style next Tuesday with a HUGE going away party at Dusk. He called Arthur Kade yesterday and said, “The buzz for the party is building”, and it will also be the “Industry party in AC that night”, and I responded, “Wait till I write about it”, because anyway who knows my global influence with “The Journey” knows I will bring the hottest girls and strippers to “KadeLand” at Dusk and it will be the hottest socialite party on the Eastern Seaboard. The party is next Tuesday, and it will function as The Brand’s “Pre NYE party” before I bring the ball down in true “Kade Style” 2 days later (All the Gen Pop wants to know where Arthur Kade will be bringing in “The Year Of The Brand”, and I am currently finalizing plans ((There may also be another legendary “Biz” trip occurring following NYE that is being finalized)) where I will grace the Gen Pop’s domain, but if it is where I think it is, then “Models, “”Kade Style”", and Bottles” will be the global media slogan going into 2010 from minute one.
In the meantime, with KA, NYC, and Hollywood shut down for the holidays (This has been one of the most frustrating months of my life because where Arthur Kade used to enjoy taking off the month from his Financial Planning Practice to party, travel, and have sex with models in other countries, as a successful working actor and author, it seems like a waste of a month where I have just worked out and brillianced The Craft so that I can prepare for the onslaught of what is to come next year ((There are things in the works right now that make me wetter than a hooker in heat, that I wish I could share with Kade Nation, but I have learned to stay patient until announcements are allowed)) and look gorgeous when it all happens for The Brand), I have focused my energies on praying and The Craft, and most of all being ready for “The Journey” take the next step into “The Mainstream”. One “Mega-Bizzer” just called me a “Cult Celebrity”, and at first I found this underwhelming referring to what I have done in just 9.7112 months, but the more it rolled through my amazing mind, I told one of The Entourage, “Everyone in Hollywood knows Hurricane Kade is coming, so why do I need a weather report to announce it. The winds that come with me will blow the roofs off everyone’s house when it hits”.
Now that I have completed “Improv” training, Sharon and I have begun working on preparing me for my first Principal role in 2010 by working on “Character Development”, and how to match emotional, physical, and sensual senses together to create an effective “Film Character”. The true key in doing this, is forgetting that I am Arthur Kade, and finding emotional memories that can get me into a sense of mind to lose myself and become the new character. Even,though, because of my looks, charm, and “Leading Man Charisma”, Arthur Kade will be typecast as a “Leading Man” for years in TV and Film, but the true stars are able to find voices that are the opposite of who they are to show tremendous range and find Lil’ Oscar to caress like Phillip Seymour Hoffman and William H. Macy (“The Biz” sees Arthur Kade more in the mold of a George Clooney/Vince Vaughn mold because of my amazing screen prescence and dry comedic timing).
In our first session, Sharon wanted me to work on playing the opposite of who I am, and play an “Actor who is in between jobs and just did an audition and is waiting to hear back, but is VERY anxious, hopelessly optimistic, tremendously un-confident, and very insecure with crazy nervous manerisms” and get me out of my “Comfort Zone”.
“If the Gen Pop doesn’t understand how brilliant Arthur Kade is, then “”The Year Of The Brand”" will be like an explosion of science, sex, and orgasms, that will mold a generation. “”Generation K”" is upon us.”…Arthur Kade…12/24/09









I give you bonus points for wearing what appears to be a long-sleeve shirt and jacket.
That’s all you get.
Take away that bonus points – white socks with a dark jacket and shoes? LOL!
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…cunt
Moment 1:
“In our first session, Sharon wanted me to work on playing the opposite of who I am, and play an “Actor who is in between jobs and just did an audition and is waiting to hear back, but is VERY anxious, hopelessly optimistic, tremendously un-confident, and very insecure with crazy nervous manerisms” and get me out of my “Comfort Zone”.” lol!
Moment 2:
“I feel like I’m filming a movie.” (said while filming a movie… of himself)
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah Arthur! You do crack me up.
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Biting one’s nails like the coked-up no talent loser you are does not an improv make. Sharon is fucking with you.
Merry Christmas, shitstain.
HO HO HO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. I HOPE YOU GET AN AMAZING ASS BEATING FOR XMAS
YOUR MOM
Exactly how does one have screen presence when one has never been on screen?
As for that improv… That was not the opposite of you. That was likely exactly how you act all the time after a typical shitty audition, thinking you blew their minds.
God you’re the most pitiful actor ever. Sticking your fingers in your mouth every two seconds is the only way you felt you could portray nervousness? It was so f’ing distracting I couldn’t take more than 20 seconds of it
I’m disappointed that Santa didn’t bring me what I wanted for Christmas. Your severed head.
Great stuff!
Drop in for a “special” omlete Kadestyle !
Too bad your mother didn’t take birth control pills, you no talent loser scumbag
Merry Christmas to all the commentors on the site!
How about a Christmas message from the Kween ????
The pic of you in the red shirt and blazer above is the definition of “”Kade Style”" – horrendous adult acne, mangled, ginormous nose dominating your face, and your droopy, uneven rapey eyes making it hard to look at you. You will never become a famous actor, unless it’s a remake of the Rocky Dennis movie, Mask.
You are nothing more than a dancing monkey that everyone laughs at. So sad.
Pathetic…the “acting video”….just pathetic. I feel like your stupidness rubbed off on me just a little bit from watching it (though I could only take about 30 secondes of it).
Oh, and hey dumbfuck: it doesn’t surprise me that you totally misused the term McMansion above. “McMansion” refers to large suburban homes that attempt to resemble full-blown mansions. If you’re really dreaming of living in Beverly Hills, you’d want a MANSION, because that’s what they have there, not tiny homes pretending to be something they’re not. But, you are a total fucking idiot at everything you say, so I’m not surprised to see you screw up suckh terminology.
Holy crap, however much you paid for that plate of seafood it was too much, That scallop has been cremated and did they cook those prawns with a flame thrower ? The Mussels look like they were turning gray before they were frozen, re-heated on top of a radiator and served to you. Did you survive that meal ? did you spent Christmas in ER ? Seriously dude, go to hospital…
Actually on that subject how come everything you eat looks like it’s been passed by a syphilitic hooker ?
You still have a lisp. I thought you had a speech coach. You still talk like a fag. No wonder youy only land background fag roles
Arthur, your acting and your improv (the same thing really where you are concerned) well and truly SUCKS!! Your ‘nail biting nervousness’ simply looked a nail-chewer with palsy. You had a smirk as usual. You haven’t the foggiest clue what acting IS. I watched the whole thing unlike the others, and it just got more ridiculous. You truly have no idea how to look inward or to pull up past feelings. You FAIL as a actor! (Holy crap Sharon, either you are the worst acting coach on the planet or the most dishonest, you should tell him seeing you anymore is pointless…he certainly isn’t doing *your* credibility and reputation any good.)
Poor Sampan restaurant, idiot kade gave it a stamp of approval.
That means a troop of halfwit cokeheads will show up, run off all the decent people, and try to skip on their bills.
All I got from this blog post was “Blah blah blah”. Seriously!
Did those nails taste good? I remember people posting comments in the past about your nails being dirty & grimy. Mmmmmm.
I could almost swear that your online antics are going to piss someone off so much that they’re going to haul off and punch you in the face as hard as they can at some new year’s party. I’m not saying it’ll happen, but I think there’s a strong chance that it will…
@Magistrate…here’s hoping! If the camera is rolling at the time, he *will* put it up don’t you know. That would be a wonderful belated x-mas present to us all. P.S. I plan on sending you (via LW) one of those pictures you want. I just want to make it a bit interesting.
Your fucking skull is filled with feces and nothing more.
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE HATE?
Don’t you see what the Brand is trying to do for you? To help you see your own potential — Kadestyle?
I may be ugly and not internationally famous for my acting-authoring, but i know two things: Arthur Kade is the greatest man I have ever not-yet-met, and if I work on doing things Kade-style, my life can only get better.
(The irony, of course, is that if you were hating Kade-style, you might be able to hurt the Brand’s feelings, but you’re not, because you can’t.)
Kadestyle!!!
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