When Arthur Kade was building his amazing record breaking practice of Financial Planning at my old company, we used to have to an exercise every year called “WDYWFY” (What do you want for yourself), and it would center around defining personal and professional goals for the upcoming year, and having something to go for, but it became clear since I was the number 1 producer for Non-Franchise Advisors in the company, and a “Living Legend” that my WDYWFY was always going to touch the moon while the rest of the Gen Poppers aimed to try and “Make a Living”. Now, that The Brand is 9.89112 months into “The Journey” and as one “Mega-Bizzer” just called me, “The Big-Buzz in Hollywood”, it’s time to think about what my goals and achievements are for “The Year Of The Brand”. I have spent the last few days reflecting on the amazing accomplishments that The Brand has done in “The Biz” so far, and how I have created a new genre of actor that is worshipped by millions (This would be enough for most Gen Poppers already, but for Arthur Kade it is like just throwing the condom on before amazing sex with a KA 9 or 10), but the beauty is this is just the first steps for “The Journey”.
1) Number 1 TV Show in America-Everybody in Hollywood and KA is talking about what the TV Show that IMG Media and Arthur Kade have been working on for months is about, and all I can say is, that we are going to revolutionize Television with the same uniqueness and coolness that “Avatar” did for Movies and that this TV show is going to be groundbreaking, unique, original and have an edge that will win Emmy’s for years. We are doing the impossible, and like Arthur Kade, it will be a pioneer for Generation K and mold the young minds of Kademerica for years to come. Arthur Kade has always been influential in all sectors of the social, political, and financial worlds, but this TV Show will change the “Entertainment World” upside down in a way nothing has ever done before.
2) Author a NY Times Bestselling Book-When my time is not being spent developing a hit TV Show or being a working actor on sets with Jen Aniston or Angie Jolie, I have been authoring a book with Trident Media Group that will go down in the annals of history as a classic with “Gone With The Wind”, “Shakespeare”, and “The Da Vinci Code”, and like The Brand that I have developed worldwide, it will appeal to cross genders, nationalities, and religions, and bring The Gen Pop together in a way that no politician or peacemaker ever could. My goal is to have millions of Gen Poppers read “The Book”, and then sit around in their cubicles and say, “How could one man create such written brilliance?”, and discuss it for hours on end amongst all generations.
3) Break The Drought- The Drought is now at 10.68 months, and although I have hooked up with countless girls, and had my penis within millimeters of the “Kingdom Of Warmth”, I owe it to Kade Nation to make sure that The Drought is broken with the fury of Hurricane Kade with no less than a 9 or 10. I am ejaculated all the time by girls, but being a rising celebrity means that girls have ulterior motives, and Team Kade is watching to make sure that The Brand doesn’t birth a child that will eat up future Book, TV, and Movie earnings. This is why it might make sense to just “Kade” a fellow celeb in KA or NYC who gets the pressure we are always under and being in “The Public Eye”, but right now The Craft is Arthur Kade’s main priority.
4) GQ and Vanity Fair-Although I have received an unprecedented amount of International Press since “The Journey” began, one of the childhood dreams of Arthur Kade has been to be written about in GQ and Vanity Fair, and with everything I have coming down “The Pipe” (This is what we “Bizzers” refer to as the projects we have in production or development) for 2010 including appearances, TV and Movie Roles, and a hit TV Show and Book, there is no doubt that every International Publication will want an exclusive with Arthur Kade, the “Biggest Star in The World”, and if I get the cover on the mag, then I may shoot naked like Demi Moore did. There is stuff going on behind the scenes now that I can’t disclose, but trust In The Brand for what’s to come on the Press side in 2010.
5) People Magazine’s Sexiest Person List-Like the above item, I have read this for years, and have known that once The Brand’s talent caught up to his “Model-Italian/Greek” looks, I would be a standard for the issue for years to come. I have been told that I have a very “Dark” and “Mafia” look, so when I shoot for the magazine I am curious how they will want to portray The Brand for The Gen Pop, and will I be known more for my “Controversial” road to Lil’ Oscar, or groundbreaking achievements, or just being “One of the most recognizable Best Looking Men in the Country” at that point. The ultimate goal would be to do a cross shoot with Megan Fox or Gisele, and then get a chance to “Kade” one of them, except since I have found out Tom Brady is a fan of “The Journey”, I may feel a bit guilty about it.
6) Starring Principal Role- I have spent months and months taking classes and filming on hit Movies and TV shows with fellow Hollywood peers preparing for my chance to deliver some lines on screen, and after my session today with Sharon, I feel that Arthur Kade is ready and is just waiting for a director or producer in Movies or TV to determine that I am their “Fresh New Face”, and give me a chance to show the range and chops that I have been building in The Craft. I am already “SAG-Eligible” so this year will be the year Arthur Kade joins the union, and hits his first starring role turning him into a “Hollywood Leading Man” along the lines of Clooney, Bale, and Affleck. There is no doubt in “The Biz” that I have the looks and talent to carry a movie or show, but this year will be the time to show it to millions.
7) “Live Angry”-One “Bizzer” recently told me, ‘You write with a voice of anger”, and as I thought about it, I said, “I LIVE with a spirit of ANGER!!!”, and what I meant was that I live every respect of Arthur Kade’s Life with an insatiable anger that generates a Hunger that could feed all the starving children in Africa (Arthur Kade has anger for everything, because nothing is ever good enough, and there is always more to reach ans see whether it is new vagina, acting awards, Millions of dollars, Etc…). In Wall Street, when Bud Fox asks Gekko, “When is it all enough? How Many yachts can you water-ski behind?”, Arthur Kade’s answer was, “You can never own enough yachts”, and it is that anger that drives me to an edge that no actor has ever experienced, and a work ethic comparable to Jerry Rice in The Craft. The only downfall of this attitude is will Arthur Kade ever be able to hot the “Off Switch” and slow down to smell the White Roses?
Global Dominance-Even though “The Journey” is already followed around the world, I want The Brand to become so HUGE that when I get off a plane in a remote third world country in Africa, there are thousands waiting to greet me singing folk songs knowing that I am delivering Food and Medical Supplies. With my fame and millions, I hope to establish a charitable foundation to help small African Starving Children, as well as give them some of the goodies from all my cross ventures such as clothing lines, Fragrance Line, Endorsement Deals, and Arthur Kade will be the “Tiger Woods of “”The Biz”"”, where his face and image is known, used, and worshipped around the world for centuries to come on everything possible. Having Grown Up on Welfare myself, I understand the power of giving back, and I will hep unite stars like Angie and Matt so that we can kae a difference in the lives of millions, and although Arthur Kade is unsure he wants children, maybe even adopt a small Nigerian or Congoian for his own to raise and develop into a functioning member of American society.
9) LIVE “KADE STYLE”-Live my “Sinatra-esque” life to the limit, and continue to party with fellow celebs in the hottest places around the world.
10) The Unexpected-;)
Other Smaller Goals (Honorable Mention):
Reach 5% Body Fat
Continue as a “Fashion Icon” for The Gen Pop, ushering in new fashion trends and styles for celebs and designers around the world
Leave Philly, and create a New And Improved “Chateau Kade” in KA (Perhaps by my first “McMansion”)
Manage Diabetes and Blood Pressure (I came in at 148/110 yesterday)
Stop Biting Nails
“When all is said and done, “”The Legacy”" of Arthur Kade, His Brand, and His Symbolic Relevance to Society will warrant songs, fables, and stories that will last generations for The Gen Pop. This is his Dream. This is his Vision. This is his Destiny”…Arthur Kade…12/29/09






You put up $100 right now and I will pay you $5000 if any of those fucking things happen not only in 2010, but during the rest of your shitty life.
The offer does not include #3 because any moron can buy a hooker (except a moron named Kade, it seems).
The offer does not include #7 because it is so fucking retarded and vague.
The offer DOES include you taking a vacation out of the country for more than a week…Canada and Mexico don’t count, fuck face. You’ve been to Los Angeles. Once. HAHAHAHA – what an exotic travel life you lead.
Douchebag.
You will never leave Philly – you’re too big a pussy.
I doubt you’ll have the balls to take this bet.
@ No1 Kiwi Kade Fan
I suggested yonks ago that Kade go to New Zealand as there are tons of movies and tv shows filmed there and there are lots of well-fit 9’s and 10’s to be had, but he didn’t listen. (unfortunately for Philadelphia)
@ProfitAnalyst
Howard Stearn and Don Imus actually have people who RESPECT them. Though they have been called douches and idiots, they aren’t generally thought of that way like Kade is. They aren’t resoundingly hated. They have a good number of people who ADORE them. Arthur Kade on the other hand has no respect has 1 true fan per 500 haters, serious haters. He basically won’t be allowed to proceed very far in a serious endeavor before the complaints roll in.
His attitude towards others is horrible and what he has said about women is unforgivable and is on the record permanently. On a blob like this he is fun to poke with a stick, but the idea that he gets any actual recognition with something like a tv show won’t go down well. Involve a few women’s groups and that is that. (ie: He says if a woman doesn’t want to make him ‘cumb’ in bed, he jerks off on her to teach her a lesson. There is a million more where that came from. Lovely.)
He is a lightning rod? Not exactly. He has attention, but his website barely even rates. He speaks well? Who are you? Have you watched his videos? (his consistently 1 – 1.5 star, youtube videos?) His voice grates. He lisps. Why are you so wowed by REPEAT posters? Most people who find a site that entertains them somehow or pisses them off are REPEAT posters. Also, “he’s not bad to look at”? You haven’t looked at him long enough then. After a while, it is like when you stare in a mirror without blinking and your face begins to morph into a frightening visage….that is how Kade’s face works.
“just wait and see, he’s going to have something reasonably large in the works in the next 12 months or so”…I am thinking some sort of law suit.
I’m not a Howard Stern fan personally, but I have to say that he has genuine talent. Also, unlike Arthur, Howard Stern has a self-deprecating sense of humor which makes him all the more palatable. He makes fun of his own looks and sexual inadequacies. My husband, a Stern fan, says Howard S. often says he has “a penis like an elevator button.” It’s easy to take his misogyny and other offensiveness when he’s targeting himself as well. Arthur is the complete opposite of that. All he does is build himself up and tear women down, which is mean-spirited and petty.
Arthur, Seattle is kinda cold today, can’t wait for 4 days off. I’m on the 10:15 pm outta here and am having a great time at the Blue Moon Tavern in the U District on 45th. To quote a friend “The clientele gives me the creeps, so it MUST be cool.”
Did you have fun at your party? I bet you spent the entire time in and around the Dee jay booth while your 5-6 Member entourage drank Goose out of one bottle? Was the only time you left that area to go blow in the mens room. I can’t wait to see all the videos that can’t be understood due to poor lighting & loud back ground noise. Anyhow, ID take the bet that beUchamp made otherwise just give it up now.
Hey idiot,
Just got off the phone with a high school buddy of mine, Katherine from Variety, she’s a junior editor in the ‘dregs’ of hollyweird crap, we’re meeting at NETWORK tonite in Hollyweird, she’s NEVER FUCKIN HEARD OF YOU…..but she did say something about Tiger’s mistress from Diego getting a track produced by Interscope.
Hey, go suck a golfer’s dick?! Yeah!?
Great stuff!
Wow. My last drought lasting more than 6 months was 15 years ago. When I was a virgin.
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