When Arthur Kade was building his amazing record breaking practice of Financial Planning at my old company, we used to have to an exercise every year called “WDYWFY” (What do you want for yourself), and it would center around defining personal and professional goals for the upcoming year, and having something to go for, but it became clear since I was the number 1 producer for Non-Franchise Advisors in the company, and a “Living Legend” that my WDYWFY was always going to touch the moon while the rest of the Gen Poppers aimed to try and “Make a Living”. Now, that The Brand is 9.89112 months into “The Journey” and as one “Mega-Bizzer” just called me, “The Big-Buzz in Hollywood”, it’s time to think about what my goals and achievements are for “The Year Of The Brand”. I have spent the last few days reflecting on the amazing accomplishments that The Brand has done in “The Biz” so far, and how I have created a new genre of actor that is worshipped by millions (This would be enough for most Gen Poppers already, but for Arthur Kade it is like just throwing the condom on before amazing sex with a KA 9 or 10), but the beauty is this is just the first steps for “The Journey”.
1) Number 1 TV Show in America-Everybody in Hollywood and KA is talking about what the TV Show that IMG Media and Arthur Kade have been working on for months is about, and all I can say is, that we are going to revolutionize Television with the same uniqueness and coolness that “Avatar” did for Movies and that this TV show is going to be groundbreaking, unique, original and have an edge that will win Emmy’s for years. We are doing the impossible, and like Arthur Kade, it will be a pioneer for Generation K and mold the young minds of Kademerica for years to come. Arthur Kade has always been influential in all sectors of the social, political, and financial worlds, but this TV Show will change the “Entertainment World” upside down in a way nothing has ever done before.
2) Author a NY Times Bestselling Book-When my time is not being spent developing a hit TV Show or being a working actor on sets with Jen Aniston or Angie Jolie, I have been authoring a book with Trident Media Group that will go down in the annals of history as a classic with “Gone With The Wind”, “Shakespeare”, and “The Da Vinci Code”, and like The Brand that I have developed worldwide, it will appeal to cross genders, nationalities, and religions, and bring The Gen Pop together in a way that no politician or peacemaker ever could. My goal is to have millions of Gen Poppers read “The Book”, and then sit around in their cubicles and say, “How could one man create such written brilliance?”, and discuss it for hours on end amongst all generations.
3) Break The Drought- The Drought is now at 10.68 months, and although I have hooked up with countless girls, and had my penis within millimeters of the “Kingdom Of Warmth”, I owe it to Kade Nation to make sure that The Drought is broken with the fury of Hurricane Kade with no less than a 9 or 10. I am ejaculated all the time by girls, but being a rising celebrity means that girls have ulterior motives, and Team Kade is watching to make sure that The Brand doesn’t birth a child that will eat up future Book, TV, and Movie earnings. This is why it might make sense to just “Kade” a fellow celeb in KA or NYC who gets the pressure we are always under and being in “The Public Eye”, but right now The Craft is Arthur Kade’s main priority.
4) GQ and Vanity Fair-Although I have received an unprecedented amount of International Press since “The Journey” began, one of the childhood dreams of Arthur Kade has been to be written about in GQ and Vanity Fair, and with everything I have coming down “The Pipe” (This is what we “Bizzers” refer to as the projects we have in production or development) for 2010 including appearances, TV and Movie Roles, and a hit TV Show and Book, there is no doubt that every International Publication will want an exclusive with Arthur Kade, the “Biggest Star in The World”, and if I get the cover on the mag, then I may shoot naked like Demi Moore did. There is stuff going on behind the scenes now that I can’t disclose, but trust In The Brand for what’s to come on the Press side in 2010.
5) People Magazine’s Sexiest Person List-Like the above item, I have read this for years, and have known that once The Brand’s talent caught up to his “Model-Italian/Greek” looks, I would be a standard for the issue for years to come. I have been told that I have a very “Dark” and “Mafia” look, so when I shoot for the magazine I am curious how they will want to portray The Brand for The Gen Pop, and will I be known more for my “Controversial” road to Lil’ Oscar, or groundbreaking achievements, or just being “One of the most recognizable Best Looking Men in the Country” at that point. The ultimate goal would be to do a cross shoot with Megan Fox or Gisele, and then get a chance to “Kade” one of them, except since I have found out Tom Brady is a fan of “The Journey”, I may feel a bit guilty about it.
6) Starring Principal Role- I have spent months and months taking classes and filming on hit Movies and TV shows with fellow Hollywood peers preparing for my chance to deliver some lines on screen, and after my session today with Sharon, I feel that Arthur Kade is ready and is just waiting for a director or producer in Movies or TV to determine that I am their “Fresh New Face”, and give me a chance to show the range and chops that I have been building in The Craft. I am already “SAG-Eligible” so this year will be the year Arthur Kade joins the union, and hits his first starring role turning him into a “Hollywood Leading Man” along the lines of Clooney, Bale, and Affleck. There is no doubt in “The Biz” that I have the looks and talent to carry a movie or show, but this year will be the time to show it to millions.
7) “Live Angry”-One “Bizzer” recently told me, ‘You write with a voice of anger”, and as I thought about it, I said, “I LIVE with a spirit of ANGER!!!”, and what I meant was that I live every respect of Arthur Kade’s Life with an insatiable anger that generates a Hunger that could feed all the starving children in Africa (Arthur Kade has anger for everything, because nothing is ever good enough, and there is always more to reach ans see whether it is new vagina, acting awards, Millions of dollars, Etc…). In Wall Street, when Bud Fox asks Gekko, “When is it all enough? How Many yachts can you water-ski behind?”, Arthur Kade’s answer was, “You can never own enough yachts”, and it is that anger that drives me to an edge that no actor has ever experienced, and a work ethic comparable to Jerry Rice in The Craft. The only downfall of this attitude is will Arthur Kade ever be able to hot the “Off Switch” and slow down to smell the White Roses?
Global Dominance-Even though “The Journey” is already followed around the world, I want The Brand to become so HUGE that when I get off a plane in a remote third world country in Africa, there are thousands waiting to greet me singing folk songs knowing that I am delivering Food and Medical Supplies. With my fame and millions, I hope to establish a charitable foundation to help small African Starving Children, as well as give them some of the goodies from all my cross ventures such as clothing lines, Fragrance Line, Endorsement Deals, and Arthur Kade will be the “Tiger Woods of “”The Biz”"”, where his face and image is known, used, and worshipped around the world for centuries to come on everything possible. Having Grown Up on Welfare myself, I understand the power of giving back, and I will hep unite stars like Angie and Matt so that we can kae a difference in the lives of millions, and although Arthur Kade is unsure he wants children, maybe even adopt a small Nigerian or Congoian for his own to raise and develop into a functioning member of American society.
9) LIVE “KADE STYLE”-Live my “Sinatra-esque” life to the limit, and continue to party with fellow celebs in the hottest places around the world.
10) The Unexpected-;)
Other Smaller Goals (Honorable Mention):
Reach 5% Body Fat
Continue as a “Fashion Icon” for The Gen Pop, ushering in new fashion trends and styles for celebs and designers around the world
Leave Philly, and create a New And Improved “Chateau Kade” in KA (Perhaps by my first “McMansion”)
Manage Diabetes and Blood Pressure (I came in at 148/110 yesterday)
Stop Biting Nails
“When all is said and done, “”The Legacy”" of Arthur Kade, His Brand, and His Symbolic Relevance to Society will warrant songs, fables, and stories that will last generations for The Gen Pop. This is his Dream. This is his Vision. This is his Destiny”…Arthur Kade…12/29/09
You have no resolve. You’re a complete idiot.
Put up some photos asshole, I’m in a mood.
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You are such a delusional ass clown. Oh, and number 7 could probably get you a 72 hour in the funny bin. Beware Philly, your least favorite resident is about to snap and he will be taking out more than just himself.
Hi!
“Arthur Kade has always been influential in all sectors of the social, political, and financial worlds, but this…”
Please provide evidence of this.
Thanks!
Btw, this is ranking pretty high in my list of favourite AK posts. A lot of delusional behaviour, lies, and terrible vidoes.
I thank you for that.
You should get a cologne. Call it Halitosis. It can smell like hot trash, aka your dragon breath.
These are so bad they are good. I hope the HBO show that makes fun of you includes this stuff
I think the cologne should be called “Cokesweat.” OK, maybe “Pitstains.” Fuck it, “Douchebag,” that’ll work. At least it’s truth in advertising. It’s a shame that “No Talent Delusion Fuckwit With No Hope and a Nasty Coke Habit” is too fucking long to put on a cologne bottle.
SUCK A BAG OF DICKS YOU TALENTLESS FAGGOT
ugh, those ‘acting’ videos make me want to jam an icepick into my temple. awful, just awful.
BTW – MY NEW YEAR’S WISH IS THAT BOTH YOU AND SHARON ARE FRIED IN AN OVEN
WITH DICKS IN YOUR MOUTHS
I heard about Mr. Kade this morning on my drive into the office – one of the more popular morning radio shows here in Atlanta was talking about him and his blog and what a total “bouche” the guy is. And after they read a few of his posts on air and played the soundtracks from a couple of the YouTube broadcasts, I had to agree. But I also couldn’t believe that this guy was for real, so I had to check it out for myself. And what are my impressions of it? Please keep in mind that I am a college educated female, a profitability analyst in a prestigious bank, and I was raised by a traditional Southern mother who taught me that if a man doesn’t treat a lady like a lady, then kick him to the curb – not to mention my career Navy father who taught me to just how to kick him to the curb. ? As much as I hate to admit this, this guy is absolutely brilliant! And you wait and see, he’s going to end up doing something huge. Now, don’t get me wrong, the impression I get of him from this blog site is that he’s a totally self-absorbed ass-hole and a chauvinistic prick, but then again, so is Howard Stern – and just look at what he’s done (not to mention the tidy fortune he’s managed to make – I mean, c’mon, $500 million dollars for 5 years?, and that’s just with his Sirius contract!). Jerry Springer and Don Imus also come to mind when thinking about major train wrecks that have made major dollars. Face it, we (most of us, anyway) find train wrecks fascinating to watch. And even if we don’t like to watch them, sometimes it’s just too hard NOT to watch – like a moth to a candle, we can’t help but be mesmerized and drawn in. You don’t believe me? I just spent 34 minutes on this site ranting about Arthur Kade (and my husband is laughing his ass off at me because I just spent 34 minutes on this site) – and after looking at the number of posts that Arthur has received, some of them from REPEAT posters, I’d have to say that there are quite a few people that have spent quite a bit of time here and that they probably return to this site very frequently. The guy is a lightning rod – he’s attracting major attention already after what? 10 months? And add to that the fact that he’s not bad to look at, seems to be fairly literate, he speaks well and has a way of pushing peoples buttons whether you want him to or not, just wait and see, he’s going to have something reasonably large in the works in the next 12 months or so, if he doesn’t already.
The only real criticism I have – Arthur, with all the traffic you have on this site, why the hell don’t you have some major advertisers/endorsements on here already?
Fairly literate? Are you sure you’ve read this blob? This is a man who says he’s been “ejaculated all the time by girls.” Shit, I went to college too, and I have no idea what the fuck that means.
What “international press?” List ANY and show proof.
I know what we will get: NOTHING.
It’s telling how you list getting a principal role at #6. It’s the one thing you tell us you want more than anything, and you rank it behind a reality show, a book, having sex, and magazine covers. The very reason for any of 1-5 to occur is if you are a succesful actor, but you are too ignorant to realize that an egg comes before a chicken! Succesful acting will bring it’s just rewards, you just want the fame and attention without any work.
It will be fun seeing what your resolutions are next year. I’m guessing they will include things like “beg for employment at McDonalds,” and “complete drug rehab.”
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on your entire list….. the only thing you have a chance at is to stop biting your nails. good luck with that
@ the last airbiscuit:
“It can smell like hot trash, aka your dragon breath.”
Pure gold.
Which came first…the chicken or the egg?
The rooster
resolution 1) So you’re going to a made for tv version of Avatar? That’s just stupid.
resolution 2) You can’t even use commas, parentheses, or write using normal sentences. Nah, you ain’t going to have a book.
resolution 3) Break the drought- given your affection for using roofies, this is a possibility. Added bonus- you get caught using the roofies, you go to jail and break the drought in the way you really want to break it.
resolution 4) You want to get pregnant and have a photo on the cover of Vanity Fair? Uh, we all know you’re a woman trapped in an anteater’s body, but it’s a boy anteater you dunce. Where’s the fetus going to gestate, in a shoebox?
resolution 5) No chance. Unless People does a new edition called “The World’s sexiest rodents and burrowing mammals”. You exude chastity, and you’re a walking dose of month long birth control. You are repugnant, repellent, and foul.
resolution 6) This will never, ever happen. You have no talent at all in acting. You are well nigh unwatchable. You will never, ever, ever, get a speaking role since your speaking voice sounds like Cindy Brady choking on well, a big cock- which since we’re talking about you, is fairly logical.
resolution 7) Live angry? That’s great, you’re going off your anti-depressants. Just what Philly needs, another bonehead guido lite wanna-G stomping around acting like even more of a ‘tard than you already do. And this “work ethic” you speak of- how is that reflected in the number of nights you spend frightening women in bars?
resolution
Ah yes, just what every starving child in sub saharan Africa needs- a small bottle of Arthur Kade’s exclusive scents, “Hot Garbage” and “What the Halitosis is that awful reek?”. How exactly are you going to give these poor starving children endorsement deals? And you are the antithesis (say that without drowning, you slobbering brute) of Tiger Woods- first because he is incredibly talented at his chosen profession, and second because he sleeps with women- lots of them- instead of stampeding them the other way like you do.
resolution 9) Live kade style- hmmm. Live in an empty shoebox apartment, sleep on a pile of clothes ALONE, be repulsive to male and female alike, be uniformly UNCAST at every audition you befoul, and get thrown out of low end chain restaurants. Yeah, you can repeat that.
Also- the only things remotely Sinatra-esque you do are 1) Hide your baldness; 2) Crap yourself regularly- Sinatra did it because he was old and incontinent. You do it because you’re a subhuman coke and red bull fuelled freak.
Reach 5% body fat- easy, cut off your horrible and terrifying head. That’s a good 15 pounds of worthless gristle and blubber right there.
Continue as a fashion icon- eh, whuh? You sport fedoras from the clearance bin at Marshall’s a la britney spears from 8 years ago, you wear moronic tits t-shirts better suited to “rebel” 14 year olds, and to be honest the drool bucket you sport is never in fashion.
Get a McMansion- interesting. Your dream is to own a house that is derided as nouveau riche and tawdry by anyone with a modicum of refinement and taste. Well not interesting actually, completely predictable given that we’re talking about a greasy rube like you. As you can’t afford anything more than a concrete cube and a camp chair in philly, it’s not likely you can afford much more than a carpeted dumpster in LA. Not KA, you cockmunch- LA.
Manage your diabetes- here’s a thought… quit jamming coke up your nose and sugar laden red bull down your throat. Wait, that’d be the intelligent thing to do- you’re a complete braindead chump, you’d never do anything that smart.
Stop biting nails- two thoughts on this: 1) We put one of those cones on you that they put on dogs when they have stitches, or muzzle you; 2) Instead of you biting nails, we drive several say, 3″ carpenter’s nails into your ugly fucking skull.
What a delusional crock of crap your idiot resolutions are. Almost as big a crock of crap as you.
Die, you ugly pinhead. Die.
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When is the Arthur Kade tour across America?
” Uh, we all know you’re a woman trapped in an anteater’s body”
Holy fucking LMAO!!!!! Quote of the year!!!!!
ProfitAnalyst,
Not to jump on a new poster but you need to read a few more posts from this delusional jester. Just this post alone should give you better insight as to what we are dealing with.
Artie is only semi-literate. His writing is barely readable. His lack of common sense is consistent. C’mon, he wants to give starving African children samples of cologne. What the hell do you call that? The sweet smell of Death? The list of his supposed successes and sure things is endless yet there is no evidence to support a single assertion. He’s not even a blip on the radar of any nationally recognized media outlet. I’m sure the guys at Gawker and Hot Chicks with Douchebags would be offended by that but the reality is that there is only a small group of online people who daily or weekly get their entertainment from the lives of guidos and douchebags.
With the success of Jersey Shore there may be more exposure to the guido lifestyle but the douchebag thing really isn’t going anywhere.
BTW you wondered about sponsors on his sight. He’s had a couple but they wisely bailed on him realizing the detriment to their business. One was one of those cheezy online t-shirt places. It kind of says something when that type of business realizes Artie is too low class.
wow, kade you are fast to moderate the comments section
Anyway…
@The Blonde – I left a comment for your at l/e/g/o/w/i/g/ – 12/23/09 post
And for the record Kade you are the jackass of Philadelphia. You are the butt of all jokes, the weirdo creeper in the corner. You are the epitome of “that guy”. Not that it is news to you but you are such a loser and pathological liar. I need to call you out on this site more often, or better yet in person. I see you all the time out and every time I see you – you are ALONE, creeping around like an old man loser.
I loved how you posted that you were at KOP with the Entourage. Except hilariously enough I saw you at KOP sitting like a schmuck all ALONE (sans entourage, obviously) watching the “tweeners” (the gen-pop meaning of the word) walk by – just like the creepy old man you are. Similarly, I always see you at G in the Mogul Room, by yourself… again creepily watching everyone else enjoy themselves. You are such a loser I can’t stand you. I heard you showed up at a party at the Murano, alone and awkward, probably realizing nobody wanted you there.. so after 5 minutes you got the idea and left. Do Philadelphia the same favor, nobody can stand you nor want you here.. so leave! Please.
Heres your chance to hold “Little Oscar”
Makers of the two movies of The Hobbit, expected to begin filming in New Zealand early next year, are looking for extras.
The One Ring Net website reported applications for work on the movies as an extra have been announced by MGM Studios in New Zealand.
And Jack Machiela, a tour guide for former Lord Of the Rings film locations, said on his Noldor blog principal photography was scheduled to begin as early as March or April.
Three Foot Seven Ltd, the company making The Hobbit, had told him it would only consider applications sent by conventional mail, and from people who can legally work in New Zealand.
Casting directors would want clear photographs of people before sending out formal application forms with questions about skills and clothing measurements.
“Do not bother to tell them what you think you’d be most suitable at (hobbit, elf, human, orc),” said Mr Machiela, who worked for five days on King Kong as an extra.
“Most people will want to be a hobbit or an elf anyway, but will end up being an orc or a dead dwarf, and in the background”.
“After that, just wait,” Mr Machiela advised on the Noldor blog: “If you don’t hear from them, obviously you’re just too ugly. Or, not ugly enough. I’m not quite sure how that works.”
The address for applications is: Hobbit Extras Application, 3 Foot 7 Ltd, PO Box 15104, Miramar, Wellington 6243.
Most cocaine coming into the United States has been diluted with a veterinary drug that is used to deworm horses and other animals but can cause severe illness and death in humans, public health experts say
Levamisole can significantly reduce the number of white blood cells in the body, a condition called agranulocytosis. Symptoms include fever, swollen glands, painful sores in the mouth and anus, and an infection that won’t go away. In San Francisco, patients with levamisole poisoning also are getting serious skin conditions that make their skin look black
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/12/29/MNDS1B6HAS.DTL&tsp=1#ixzz0bIeBBZSz
You’re adopting Small African Child?
To find out if you have bad breath, lick the inside of your wrist and then sniff if. If it smells unpleasant, you have bad breath. You can also ask someone you trust to tell you the truth. An unpleasant taste in your mouth may also be a sign of bad breath.
There can be many causes of bad breath. Sometimes the bad breath cause is as simple as eating foods such as garlic or onions. Avoiding such foods will solve the problem. So will brushing the teeth or using breath mints after consuming these foods. Other simple causes of halitosis include poor oral hygiene.
Dental problems such as gum disease may contribute to bad breath. So can other health problems, such as sinus infections and digestive or liver problems. Some of these problems can be rather serious. So if simple methods don’t cure your bad breath, you may need to seek professional help
More Kweeen !
Most c/o/caine coming into the United States has been diluted with a veterinary drug that is used to deworm horses and other animals but can cause severe illness and death in humans, public health experts say.
Levamisole can significantly reduce the number of white blood cells in the body, a condition called agranulocytosis. Symptoms include fever, swollen glands, painful sores in the mouth and anus, and an infection that won’t go away. In San Francisco, patients with levamisole poisoning also are getting serious skin conditions that make their skin look black
You are a fucking psychopath, seriously.
Yo Artie!
Are you going to live in that GINAS shirt now?
ProfitAnalyst,
You’re right that Arthur is pretty good at getting people to read him for the “what will he write next” factor, but he doesn’t have anyone that actually likes him. Howard Stern, even at his most notorious, had fans who found him genuinely entertaining. Same with Andrew Dice Clay.
On the other hand, Arthur goes out of his way to belittle anyone who’s not a celebrity, so all of us reading his site are rooting for him to fail. Any celebrity who’s reading his site is also probably rooting for him to fail, since he already boasts about being an actor, writer, etc. when in actuality he’s accomplished nothing. He doesn’t have an actual fan base, he just has people watching with morbid curiosity wondering how and when this will end.
@sudsiestpanda
I agree completely. I’m just waiting for the train wreck and it will be any day now I reckon
Things AK has in common with vaginal discharge:
- rancid stench
- same number of speaking roles
- slimy appearance
Things AK does NOT have in common with vaginal discharge:
- vaginal discharge has been an extra in lots of films (LOTS of films)
- vaginal discharge IS “ejaculated all the time by girls”
Arthur, your problem isn’t that you are ugly, it’s that you’re ugly AND stupid.
Dear Shithead,
The number of people following you on Twitter has actually DROPPED recently, last time I checked you were back below 600, which is pitiful. Enjoy your delusions, nutcake.
” I was the number 1 producer for Non-Franchise Advisors in the company…”
Interesting how easily you get caught in your own lies. Non-franchise advsor? I seem to remember many times you have written of “selling your financial planning franchise” during the course of this blog. It now begs the question: how does one sell a franchise when one had no franchise? Do tell.
Another thing I fond hilarious is all your boasting about a tv show you don’t have, that has not been filmed or even developed yet. At best you will have a show that mocks you without you knowing. But all the “it’s going to do for TV what Avatar did for movies” bullshit – you can’t possibly believe this. In the end when you have some low-class reality show no network will pick up, or more likely no show AT ALL, do you realize how dumb you will look?
just die you untalented fuck.
What the fuck is “Congoian”? Do you mean Congolese? Moron.
Once you die, I will bomb your grave sight and call it a jihad!
Arthur,
Go pump a corpse that was filled with Hi Karate. Faggot.
Love,
Blonde Hatin’ Cunt
Congoian?
hahahahahahahaha.
Finally sat through your two “improv” videos. Very good work for a “differently abled” junior high drama enthusiast. Way to go, Corky.
Oh, but sadly you’re trying to become a real actor making real money- based on the krep you just perpetrated, your “acting” skills indicate you have a long career in the food service industry- try working with fryers, you oily twat.
Anyway, some notes:
1) Again with the hunched over, clenched hand physicality. Also, again with the weird pursed lip peevish face like you were simultaneously smacked with a 2×4 and got a good whiff of yourself.
You affect this same weird “persona” every time you claim to “act”- you did it as clyde da vinci, you did it as the guy in your ridicutarded mamet scene, you did it in your excremental “greed is good” monologue, and you’ve done it every time you do “improv”. How can you possibly consider this “acting”? Obviously every casting director you’ve inflicted yourself on hasn’t considered it acting.
2) One of the first rules of improv is to NOT make interrogative statements- these place your partner into the constraint of having to answer your questions, thereby hampering their ability to improvise freely and even worse forcing the scene down a path that you are controlling. As the essence of improv is to have a spontaneous and free flowing give and take between players that twists and turns at will, you are with your moronic questions stomping all over any scene you are in.
In the first of the two shit videos, you made 5 interrogative statements- I’ll be charitable and say you did a couple or three rhetoricals. If you had been in an actual scene, it would have fallen apart and your scene partner would have despised you (more).
Pretty sad, you’ve paid a shit ton of cash to Sharon and you don’t even know basic stuff like this.
In short- you’ve been had, shitface.
3) Another critical bedrock of improv is to keep the internal reality of whatever scene you are in consistent- for example, if in your scene the world is ruled by giant talking sunflowers then you salute giant talking sunflowers throughout – unless subsequent events happen in the scene that make saluting no longer necessary.
Let’s apply this rule of consistency to your stupid, no-talent “scene”-
between your two hack videos, the fired employee worked for the company 28 years (first video), then 20 years and then 25 years (second video). I was distracted from what you were doing while trying to figure out just how long you had worked for the Goddamned company.
Now in your case being distracted from the performance is actually a good thing as you are a profoundly untalented boob. But for normal improv actors, one strives to keep details consistent so as not to distract from the performance.
Again, you have paid WAY too much coin not to know this. You got took, turd juggler.
4) Staring at various spots on the floor, clenching/unclenching your hands, rubbing your hands, licking your smegma crusted lips, and dumbly gawking at the camera/scene partner like a clubbed harp seal while slowly blinking – why is it that you think every possible human emotion can be conveyed by employing these same actions over and over and over and over again to the point of nausea?
You show zero imagination and you show zero range with your self proclaimed acting. When you couple your absolute lack of talent with your bizarre lisping philly chirp of a voice, you become the ultimate uncastable “actor”.
Congratulations Arthur Doucheclown Radishboy- on this day, you are the worst actor in the known world. The only time you will ever be at the top of any list, ever.
Rolling forward, a suggestion….
You know, Bland- these two horrendously awful videos put the lie to at least one of your moronic resolutions. Why not celebrate by downing 10 red bulls and some horse tranquilizers, followed by a shirtless jog in the freezing weather out on the freeway?
C’mon, it’ll make us all feel better- really.
Hey Arthur,
How’s the lien going against your condo that the IRS is trying to collect?
For someone who supposedly was so wealthy, I wouldn’t think you would have such a problem coming up with $1,500 dollars.
Delusional douchebag. Please give us all a new year’s gift and just kill yourself already.
Gawd, it really must suck to live in your shoes.
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