What happens when you combine the hottest club in the NorthEast (Dusk), the hottest rising young celeb/actor/author in “Young Hollywood” (Arthur Kade), and a farewell party to a VIP institution of nightlife in Philly and AC who’s moving to Las Kadus to take it’s nightlife by storm? Epicness, just amazing levels of Epicness!!!
Top Moments of a Legendary Night At Dusk (This night may have been so good that I feel like The Brand “Pre-ejaculated” his NYE party, and there are so many more moments than this that were “Kade Style” that I just can’t remember):
1) The Philly 9.65 who said to Arthur Kade, “Do you really think that I am going to sleep with “”Arthur Kade”" the first night I meet him?” and his response was “Is that a rhetorical question?” (Can someone else refer to Arthur Kade in the third person besides The Brand, or is this some type of violation of laws of the Kadeiverse). “Kade Style” domination.
2) The Dusk server (She was off and her and a bunch of other “Industry Hotties” had their own table) who stopped me to say hello, but refused to take a pic with me by saying, “I know where this is going”, and then asked, “Did You get your nose done?”, to which I replied “Yeah, like 10 years ago”, to which she replied, “No, I mean recently because it looks smaller”. We later realized in the DJ Booth that it was because I now have short hair, but her and friend talked about below still insisted I had just gotten it done.
3) The rest of her table kept sneaking “Surprise Paparazzi pics” of The Brand while standing there, so when I said something, one of the other servers reminded me that I had rated her a 7, and told her she needed implants, but I didn’t recognize her because she now had dark hair (By the way the dark hair looked ultra hot on you last night, and I kept staring at you in the DJ booth trying to figure out your new Kade Scale number because it moved you up), and when we were all in the DJ Booth dancing, she also brought up my nose looking shorter.
4) Once Arthur Kade migrated to his party area in the DJ Booth, (I may have to call this area, “Kade’s Corner in Kadeibu East”) with DJ Sat One (Who absolutely killed it last night and my legs are so sore right now from dancing all night with all the girls and I want to give a “Kade Style” shout out to all the Deckstar DJ’s, because you guys are definitely doing AM proud with your music), all his boys kept feeding me Patron shots (I think I lost count at like 10, but thanks guys for taking care of your fave “East Coast Celeb”, and when one asked what I do when I first got there, I said, “Ever heard of “ArthurKade.com”, and he said, “Yeah!”, and I responded “I’m Arthur Kade!” and he shook my hand like I was B. Obama), and the whole party moved to us where people were snapping pics of The Brand like I was Brad Pitt and I was pulling girls in to meet me who wanted to party.
5) When one of the managers asked me, “So How do you like Tuesday Nights Here?”, Arthur Kade responded, “I feel like I just took off my condom while having sex” referring to how great the party was (I called one of The Entourage this morning and said, “We have been missing the boat!! Dusk Tuesdays is like “”This amazing dessert that I just discovered which is life changing! It’s like cheesecake without the guilt!!”"”) because there was a girl to guy ratio of 4 to 1 (So many NYC 9’s and higher), and as always, The Dusk team treated Arthur Kade like the celebrity he is, and Kade Nation was all about the orgasm of hanging with “Their Brand” last night.
6) When I brought one of my friends into the DJ Booth to experience the real VIP effect of Dusk, she said “Thank you so much for letting me in here. I feel like it’s such a privilege being in here”, and I smiled and thought about the impact that The Brand has on so many Gen Pop lives across the globe, and how being around Arthur Kade can make so many so happy (I feel like there’s some teenage Gen Popper in Iowa reading this and dreaming of one day becoming The Brand, and sometimes that’s just enough for me). Then I did another shot of Patron and started talking to a Philly 8.8 who seemed hot until she unveiled her horrendous Jersey accent, and busted front tooth. How do girls not correct this type of shit, because one of Arthur Kade’s biggest pet peeves is when a pretty girl has either busted or yellow teeth because all I can think about is while they are riding me and moaning I see their horrible choppers and lose my erection or just cumb faster to end the annoyance.
7) Brian Taylor’s Good Bye Speech to the crowd was ridic (Vid below), because I thought he was going to pull a “Lou Gherig” and drop the “I feel like the Luckiest man In the world” on the crowd, but when he was done, the crowd just erupted, and knew that Dusk was not going to be the same without him. Brian, you are going to kill it in Las Kadus, and I can’t wait to dominate “Kade Style” out there with you because as I told you, “I am HUGE out there”. Love ya’ Bro!!! (Also love the text at 10AM about not sleeping yet!! I am in that same boat).
A HUGE Kade Nation Fan who stopped me on the way to the bathroom in the Gen Pop area, and said, “Oh my god!!!! You’re fucking Arthur Kade!!”, and then started grabbing her boyfriend (She was a “Teacher Sexy” NYC 7.44 but he looked like Steve Buscemi ((This will be a future blog about how ugly guys can land hotter girls, and what this says about the “State Of The Gen Pop”)) with really Bug Eyes, and Busted teeth and a horribly soft handshake which meant he may have been gay ((Again, another future blog))), and she kept saying, “I kept telling him you would be here”, and I thought about telling her to go to my room with me to “Kade” her and show her how beautiful the world can truly be, but had to really piss and ran away.
9) Best Line of the night goes to Arthur Kade when he was in the DJ Booth talking to one of the Gen Popper girls I brought in when I said, “Man the only person who I think leads a cooler life than me is god”, and the girl snorted out the drink in her mouth while laughing, on my sport jacket which sealed the deal for her being let out of the DJ Booth and not getting the full “Kade Experience” and I even debated asking her to leave the club for being so rude.
10) The Guy who told me, “”The Journey” (I love when people know all the Kadeisms) is the only thing keeping me from killing my boss in my office because I read it every day”, and The Brand responded, “Just remember what Arthur Kade always says, “”If you’re not happy with how your life is going, then do what I did and do the impossible (Except the difference is Arthur Kade is a special enough talent to become an award winning and best selling actor/author/celebrity and “KA and Hollywood’s Next Big Thing” in 9.9344 months, but every Gen Popper should shoot for the stars and I didn’t want to accidentally crush his dream telling him he wasn’t good enough)”. Arthur Kade is truly a Role Model and symbol to The Gen Pop, and I was asking a friend last night, “I wonder if they should freeze me when I die to bring me back in the future to teach others about how I Made it?”.
11) The NYC Publicist who I met who was salivating when I told her who I was when I said, “I am an actor and author and I have a very famous blog and I have a TV Show I am developing with IMG Media, and a book being “Repped” by Trident Media Group”, and she immediately pulled out her card and asked for my email. Being Arthur Kade is about being able to be the star of the show no matter where you are, and having the results to back it up. “Kade Style”!
“Arthur Kade didn’t invent “”The Party”". He just perfected it.”…Arthur Kade…12/30/09
Great Email From Kade Nation Member:
“Art, it was so crazy to see you killin it Kade style at dusk last night. The “models & bottles” scene in the booth was so “sick.” when you gave me that apprehensive “fist pump” it made my whole night. Butti was also “so” stoked to see you in “your” element. When he said “don’t forget your roots” he meant no disrespect. We would have stayed later but our suite was at the water club & I had to get up super early.
Some guy took this photo of me walking in and wanted my email. Just sent it to me. The hand stamp was much “appreciated,” just told the guy at the desk we were with “the brand.” “
Yo Artie!
I love how you re face is always in the corner of all the pics lol. Always the one taking the pics with your hand all the way out. Always trying to tak pics to make yourself seem legit.
“Arthur Kade is his own paparazzi, always snapping his own pics, Vincent Chase got paparazzi droppin out of bushes trying to get a pic”- Vincent Chase
I need your address Arthur, so I can send you a shirt that says “This is what lunatic looks like.”
This Is What A Raging Douchebag With Halitosis and Massive Coke Boogers Looks Like.
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Jesus, Tuesday must be balls ass ugly night at Dusk. They all look even uglier when standing next to the glorious Kade.
Girls make you need to piss and run away. Why am I not surprised?
And you obviously have no idea what a suite actually is. But it’s nice that you know deep down exactly what a “celebrity” of your caliber deserves: a single room in Jersey.
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Hey everyone, it’s me, El Toro!
I’m just checking in one last time before I give up this site for good as one of my New Year’s resolutions. I haven’t read this site since December 18 — and after reading his last few posts, I now realize that I was such a f*cking idiot for even giving him two minutes of my day.
After 9.897 months, “The Journey” has resulted in some auditions that went nowhere (whatever happened to the “gay doctor”role that was supposed to transform TV?) as well those constant plugs for what he promises will be a soon-to-be-hit TV show and soon-to-be-bestselling book. These projects are going nowhere. We all know that.
The only thing that has changed over these past months is Art himself: He’s gotten uglier and, rather unbelievably, even more delusional. And, by reading this site, I’ve become stupider and more despairing of mankind — kind of a sh*tty deal, if you ask me.
I don’t like saying this, but this “Journey” will not end well. I’m just glad I won’t be around to see the sad finale.
To my fellow “Gen-Poppers” (exactly how and why “Sh*t-For-Brains” Kade co-opted this bit of prison slang is beyond me): May you all have a happy and prosperous 2010!
Arty, I sincerely hope you don’t meet the kind of end I think you’re heading towards.
Adios everyone!
El Toro Out!
Hahahaha – the legowig blog just put up a zinger of a post. Linked above.
Insanity is sad.
@the Entity, indeed it is.
Artzie, this post is one of the worst. It gave me a headache. Your ’suite’ is a just a room, a suite means more than one room (and that doesn’t include the closet or bathroom.) IE: a suite has a livingroom and sometimes a kitchen and sometimes another bedroom. But it has ANOTHER room. In case you don’t believe me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suite_%28hotel%29
When will you realize your friends, like the one in the video (Michelle?), thinks you are as much of an idiot as we do? (thanks Michelle (?), that was funny) I don’t want you to dump them, I just want you to realize and feel bad.
**1) The Philly 9.65 who said to Arthur Kade, “Do you really think that I am going to sleep with “”Arthur Kade”” the first night I meet him?” and his response was “Is that a rhetorical question?” Ha ha, Kade shot down again. And that isn’t the correct usage of ‘rhetorical’ (the editors at your book agency had better be on their toes, and have the patience of a saint if/when you manage to churn out a manuscript). The one thing I don’t get is her question implied there would be a second night of meeting up. I bet you misremembered the conversation as usual. It went more like this. Kade: Hey baby, I rate you a 9.65, will sleep with me? Girl: “Ugh, you are Arthur Kade, go away”. Kade: “I was being rhetorical, I really need to pee.”
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Dont forget me tonight !!
HEY FAGGOT – HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE DIABEETUS TO TAKE YOU?
Boring boring boring, clap trapbullshit yammer, nothing nothing nothing.
Epicness? Epicness? Try Epicac, douchnozzle. And yeah, you’re writing a book- course you are, lil’ fella.
And hey- nice pickup from my previous post where I used the term “rhetorical”. You being a bone deep retard, you completely fucked up the usage (as so aptly discussed by Radda Radda above), which shows you living down to expectation tiresomely yet again. Kind of how you lifted the term “principal role” from someone’s post long ago, and still have no idea whatsoever what it means, which you demonstrate on a painfully regular basis.
@ El Toro- sorry to see you go, but I too am flushing this ridicuturd tomorrow. This blob is too repetitive, too stupid, and too much a waste of time.
Seriously Artus- there are plenty of guns in Philly, and your ugly skull is just begging for a bullet…. do it man, for everyone’s sake.
So Arthur,
As I was saying in your previous post, I’m heading to Hollyweird with my buddy Katherine B., who’s a junior editor with Variety….yeah she has to deal with wanna-bes like you, except, she’s never heard of you, ever. But she’s did say somin about Tigers mistress getting a recording deal.
You should become a caddy, no????
@klomp KLOMP and El Toro
You are leaving? That is a pity because I like your posts! I won’t say ‘please stay’ because that would be asking you to do something hazardous for selfish reasons. A lot of really witty people are quitting the Kade Zoo so I probably won’t bother with it much longer myself. Happy New Year, and may 2010 be an annoying idiotic douchbag fameball-free one for you both.
To my fav poster and wiggers,
This place is my dirty maxi….if I wore one.
Happy New Year to you and fuck you Arthur.
Great stuff!
Well Christmas has come and gone, and we know we’re missing a few posts, but
that’s OK! While we try to get all of his posts up in a timely fashion, the last
thing we were going to do is waste time on Kade over the holidays.
We have, however, put together the following New Years resolutions for Arthur
Kadyshes in response to his recent post of the same topic. (We’ll have that up
soon, maybe, but for now just go here.) Arthur, if you’re reading this post –
and we know you are – you should really print this stuff out and read it several
times. We don’t give a crap about you, honestly, but you’ll be much better off
for taking our advice.
LegoWigKade’s 2010 New Year’s Resolutions for Arthur Kadyshes
1. Give Up the acting dream
To anyone with half a brain, it’s clear that Arthur can’t act. The acting
classes have not helped, and it’s clear from his YouTube videos that he isn’t
even good enough at it to be called one-dimensional. It would be one thing if
Kade had any modesty and simply said he was trying to become an actor. But no…
We get proclamations of pending Oscars and Emmys when the idiot has never even
been in a movie other than being an extra. Nobody has ever seen him on screen,
and no one ever will. The definite failure at acting will be his doom. It will
happen. The sooner Arthur gives up on this dream and embraces his position in
life as a “gen-popper” – the very thing he despises – the better off he’ll be.
2. Come out of the closet
Throughout the last 10 months, viewers of ArthurKade.com have witnessed a wide
number of characteristics that point to a burning homosexuality. The disdain and
hatred of women, for starters, is a clear indication of his homosexuality. The
constant references to “brunch” only strengthen this, because men – straight-men
- don’t say “brunch.” They also don’t say fabulous. The best thing for Arthur to
do is simply announce his homosexuality to the world in hopes of gaining
sympathy, or a different fan base. Although, I’m guess most gay guys will vomit
at the site of him and his silly t-shirts.
3. Commit to a drug rehab program
It’s been talked about constantly, people have posted about it, and everyone
assumes it. The consensus is that Arthur Kade is heavily addicted to cocaine
along with most of his friends. The signs are obvious: nervous twitching,
hyperactivity, the bad breath, etc. are all indicators of this addiction. Like
we said, countless people have posted that they know how he and his nontourage
are all heavy abusers of the drug. This is not going to help Arthur at all. The
best thing he can do is commit to a drug rehab program and clean his life up.
Maybe, just maybe if he completes a rehab program, he can take the next step
towards cleaning up his life and trying to exist in society.
4. Give up therapy or find a new therapist
Arthur claims to have been going to therapy for a number of years. It’s not
working! We think it’s safe to assume that Arthur lies constantly to his
therapist, to the point that the therapist actually has no idea who he really
is. Either way, it’s not working, and he’s just turned into a giant monster. It
would be best for him to either stop therapy altogether, or find a better
therapist. It may actually require the skills of several psychiatrists to tap
into his absurdly messed-up brain, but it’s worth a shot.
5. Set reasonable goals
Arthur has set so many unattainable goals that it’s just hard to comprehend what
he will do when they don’t happen. Oscar winning actor? NY Times Best Selling
Author? Comparing himself to God? These are ludicrous pipe dreams for someone of
such non-talent. For a headcase like Arthur, it would be best to digress a long
way from these goals and instead focus on some smaller ones, such as: “Use mouth
wash when I wake up, or ever.” “Try not to creep people out.” “Learn how to use
the kind of punctuation kids learn in first grade.” “Don’t make a fool out of
himself.” “Don’t brag about things that can be disproved.” “Don’t wear t-shirts
made for 12 year olds.” “Wear clean clothes.” Simple things, simple things
people!
6. Stop lying
It’s already been proven by the Assistant to Steven Ward that there is no TV
show currently in development between Kade and IMG Media. Arthur’s entire
existence is based on lies, primarily to himself, but obviously to everyone he
comes in contact with. He believes he is a celebrity and tells people this. He
believes he will win acting awards, and he tells people this. He says he stays
in suites when he’s just in a regular hotel room. The list goes on. We know if
will be impossible for him to achieve this resolution, because to not lie is to
not be Arthur Kade.
7. Do something about his hygiene
It’s been well documented that Arthur suffers from numerous hygiene problems,
including halitosis, mouth spittle, overall body odor, etc. People are repulsed
by the site of him in pictures alone! In person, it’s been claimed that he
either reeks of sweat, or reeks of excessive cologne to cover up the sweat. We
have no idea where to start with suggestions on this. Etiquette class? A massive
body detox? We have no idea how to solve this problem, but if Kade ever wants to
be attractive to the opposite sex (or guys based on #2 above, he’d better figure
out how to not smell like wet trash.
8. Beg for a job anywhere
Arthur has burned a ton of bridges and friendships along the way. He has paved a
path across the Internet that is filled with disrespect, drug use, sexism,
misogyny, disgusting immature behavior, and just all out general stupidity. He
has made himself unemployable to the n’th degree. Since there’s no chance he
will EVER be a professional actor, or even support his life with acting, it’s
time for him to realize that his employment options are very, very slim. At best
his options will be fast food restaurants, or telemarketing. Each and every HR
manager that does a simple background check on Kade is going to find enough
negative and troublesome information on him to last a lifetime. Why would anyone
hire an employee who so obviously hates women? Who shows signs of drug use? Who
hates regular people? Arthur is as massive a liability to a business as an
employee walking around with a shotgun. Once Kade’s world fully falls apart in
2010, he will need to beg like a dog for a job anywhere, and we imaging that
very few people will take him.
9. Stop disrespecting his religion
Arthur always talks about being a “good Jew” and about observing Jewish
traditions. It’s clear to us that he has absolutely no respect for Judaism or
religion of any kind. Would a respectful Jew call himself God? Would a
respectful Jew act like Kade acts? For Kade, religion is a convenience –
something he can use for attention and to try and show the world that he isn’t
the very reincarnation of Satan himself. It would be best for him to cease any
reference to Judaism since he’s obvious he has no respect for it.
10. Stop calling himself “young Hollywood”
Arthur kade is 32 years old. THIRTY TWO. He completely fails to realize that
“young Hollywood” refers to actors in their late teens and early 20s. People
with talent, with speaking lines, starring in movies. Not unemployed 32 year
olds in the 5th largest market in the US who have never acted in anything seen
by the general public. Nobody knows his name. Nobody has seen him act. The only
connection to Hollywood that he has is as an outsider looking in, desperate for
a different life and for fame. He will not get it.
11. Realize he is nothing but gen-pop trash
The sooner Arthur Kade realizes that he is not a celebrity, the better off the
world will be. It’s time for him to stop calling Hollywood actors his peers.
It’s time for him to stop calling himself a celebrity, and time to stop claiming
international popularity and press. He’s nothing but a gen-popper himnself, on
the outside looking in, desparate to be cool and accepted. It’s beyond sad that
a 32 year old man needs to brag about riding in limos, sporting event tickets,
hotel rooms that are not suites, etc. Arthur Kade was not, is not, and never
will be a celebrity. EVER.
Got some to add? Let us hear your resolutions for Kade in the comments section!
Anonymous said…
12. Stop Twittering! You come off even more illiterate and obtuse than
imaginable.
13. Pay off the IRS and all the others that you owe money to. Karma is a
bitch.
14. Move into your own “Big Boy” apartment and get some IKEA/Rooms to Go
furniture. At 32, live like an adult.
15. You have Hypertension and Diabetes.. all exacerbated from your
“lifestyle”. Shape up now, or 20 years from now, you’ll be a “Celebrity” in
the “Cemetary”.
16. Commit to have some “real” authentic adult relationships in your life. Oh,
never mind.
17. Have a Vasectomy. Do not Breed!
18. Get Help for every aspect in your life.
JBone said…
19. Stopping abusing commas and parenthesis. Actually, stop abusing English
grammar all together.
radda radda said…
Yay, legowig is back! Really really missed you.
It is really hard to think of other resolutions when you have done such a good
job, and the ones I think of are things he simply would no do anyhow. Like any
addict, he has to hit rock bottom before he realises he even HAS a problem.
But because of Arthur’s kind of mental problems, once realization hits, life
is over. His self-worth is all he has, and realizing he has no worth anymore
(‘the journey’ saw to that)…well we all know what that means.
Hah, I just thought of a few resolutions.
*Throw out everything sharp and all pills that can kill in a large enough
quantity. Keep the number to The Horsham Clinic (behavioral healthcare
facility serving Philly, SE Pennsylvania and N.J. http://www.horshamclinic.com) taped
to the refrigerator.
*Find new friends. Ones that actually care about you and don’t fuel your
insanity.
*Try to live non Kade-style for a month and see if you don’t look better,
think with more rationality, and realize your budget can actually afford more
than a big screen tv and a beach chair. (not to mention that if you actually
PRACTICED ‘the craft’, your acting might improve a smidgen. I’m not promising
much improvement, but practice really does make a difference even to a thick
headed dulloid like yourslf.) Your youtube videos might even reach 2 stars,
wouldn’t that be neet?
Anonymous said…
Maybe apologize to D/an/ie/lle P/o/e and BEG HER to take him back?
Matt Beauchamp said…
#19 – Insert shotgun into anus.
#20 – Pull trigger
Thank christ Lego is back. I visited the real site about 5 times….which
brings me great shame.
Anonymous said…
Great post guys! His life trully is sad…
hellkell said…
@Matt: I’m feeling dirty and ashamed too.
Good resolutions.
#21 – stop taking pictures of shit no one cares about: food and the
douchebag/skank hos of Philly.
Anonymous said…
#22
KEEP YOU CAMERA OUT OF FUCKING BATHROOMS!
Kudos said…
His first resolution should be to stop eating or drinking anything he doesn’t
prepare himself. Brandoh doesn’t realize that the people he disparages daily
are dealing with his pompous funknuttery in a most horrific manner. Even
eating at his papas isn’t safe…look what ’step mom’ does to his hair. As far
as work goes, well, maybe he could rent out that nose to be the eighteenth
hole on a miniature golf course.
Barn Bitch said…
OHTHANKGOD! YOU’RE BACK!
#whatever) Go bald. You don’t look good in any of those shades of blond
Anonymous said…
Change name to Jewsus Khrist
radda radda said…
Which post had the Assistant to Stephen Ward disprove the IMG deal? I missed
that and would like to see it. Anyone remember?
#whatever +) (my fault, sorry, forgot to number mine) Have a stylist, or a
metrosexual,or snazzy homosexual pick out a new set of MAN clothes for you. Do
you go to auditions wearing that crap you usually wear? Unless the part is for
a ‘middle-age chrisis guy who has his mouth wired shut’, you lose the audition
the second you walk in. (I realize this is somewhat covered by legowig’s
resolutions, but I decided it needs specific attention rather than being an
after thought) I am annoyed with the teeshirts and stupid hats.
Drunken Housewife said…
I laughed out loud when I read the suggested resolution that Arthur use
mouthwash. Happy New Year, LegoWig; I missed you while you were busy with your
real life over the holidays.
JBone said…
#something else
Stop alluding to the notion that you have an AMEX Black card. You do not, nor
will you ever have a black card. Dick mitten.
Anonymous said…
I notice the online t-shirt store finally decided to pull its ad from his
site?
Mr. Vomit said…
#? Tear off his face and replace it with a gorilla’s ass.
Anonymous said…
12. DIE!
you are completely fucking retarded. I seriously hope that you’re sterile. You sound so fucking self-absorbed it’s nauseating. How old are you, 17? ” I want to be a male model” , have you ever looked at that boney monstrosity in the center of your face that you call a nose. You’re trying too hard, there are much more important things in life than blogging about your make believe modeling career & taking the douchiest photos possible & posting them online. On the douchebag scale, you are Hitler.
You suck. A lot.
hey, what happened???…i was on google and i typed in ‘douchebag’ and all of a sudden i’m in this website!!!
Anyways, I hope there’s a rhinoplasty surgeon wherever the fuck you live that will actually work on a literal rhino like yourself.
Go buy a coffin and just live in there.
I can’t really think of a clever way to phrase it. So, I’m just going to go ahead and throw this out there for you. You are a taint on the internet. I don’t mean that you are tarnishing the otherwise stellar reputation of the format that brought us 2 girls 1 cup, I mean that quite literally, you are a taint. You are the internet equivalent of the region of skin located between the nut sack and anus. You are one gigantic, festering taint smeared with rancid feces. I sincerely HTH.
Yo Arthur,
Even a hopeless retard writes and speaks better than you, what does it make you bro?
You are a COCK!!!!
dude,
there are no socialites in a ghetto city like philly. only wannabes….just b/c your lawyer friend goes out all the time hardly makes him a socialite.
suck a bag of dicks you homo
How bouts i fuck your ass?
I should make you my little bitch with these dumb azz videos!!!
Sweet baby Jesus in a manger you are by FAR the biggest narcissistic douche I have ever seen. Save your breath mate…you clearly need to blow up your dates.
Could you be a bigger piece of crap?
Ignore these jealous weaklings and fatties who criticise your persona.
I dated a very famous actor for a number of years and know how hard the industry can be. He ended up killing himself in a toilet-related accident.
If I see you in the street I’ll kick you in the jeans. 100%
Another load your momma should have swallowed.
I am so glad that you have become so popular because of your wide shoulders that I helped you to build. I am not looking for fame by mentioning my name as your former personal trainer, but it would be nice of you to stop by and drop off a check for our last 8 personal training sessions.
Dude, a plane could take off of your nose.
go nibble on choad cactus, you cum guzzling thunder cunt.
Trust me, you’ll feel so much better about yourself once you forgo the beef curtains and embrace the pork sword.
if we hook up I promise I’ll give you a goatse you won’t soon forget, stud.
Someone needs to tell worthless pieces of shit like you that YOU are the problem with the world today: self centered, narcissistic, fame obsessed pieces of shit who do nothing and bask in the glory of their self-love. Rot in hell.
You are a complete faggot.
You are the largest, chauvinistic, idiotic, self-centered, uncontrollable dick in this universe. You need to get your head out of the clouds and come down to fucking earth.
I really want to knee your big ,fat bent nose in.
Then beat you to death with my fists and then rip your dick off and leave it in your mouth as you cry in the gutter.
“She may be cute and somewhat sexy, but not someone that I would date on a regular scale. Many 7’s will come off fake and not genuine because they realize they aren’t as good as the top tier, and this makes them even less attractive because they act like they are trying too hard.”
You look like you are 40, you think like you are 12, and you probably have hepatitis from all of your ass fucking adventures.
Stop pretending to love yourself and just realize you hate yourself. Then be yourself.
yo nigga where u from homes? i roll in da streets of souf central la. you cum down hea and weel take of ya. fuk all da homies hoo b hatin all da time.
Why wouldn’t everybody want to hear what a self-absorbed, guido looking, pompous asshole has to say? Doesn’t make sense to me. The fact that all you want in life is fame, fortune, and to bang your way to stardom shows how much of a fool you are.
You say in your bio that the haters are people who sit at home talking shit to “eachother” (that’s actually two words, you might want to spell check before posting on your website next time.) I’m actually sitting in an airport waiting for my flight to Thailand to teach English to impoverished (that means poor) children.
Why would you assume that everybody who doesn’t like you are people with no lives who sit on the internet all day and spend their time being e-bullies? Because it’s easy to for you to think that everybody who hates you is lower than you. You’re an idiot and I hope you die young Male Paris Hilton
Apparently no one on the internet likes you. That’s got to suck!
Your face looks worse than Rocky’s on the cover of Rocky IV.
It is sad, with those looks, your narcasistic attitude, you must never get laid. Come on Son, it wasnt the couch you were worried about, you were worried she would let the bloggers know you live in the “villa west apartments”…………..oops did I let them know where you really live!
I find it even funnier that your roomate never took the time to come to your defense!
I am not sure if this expression will translate across the transatlantic divide, but I’ll give it a go anyway.
You are an utter cock.
You two-bit cock-nosed moron.
I hope you get ingrown toenails in every toe.
Attention Everyone! – For the future of our children, and our country…I am taking collections for a vasectomy for Arthur Kade. Next time you visit one of my restaurants, tell your waitor/waitress that you want to make a donation to this great cause!!!
You are a complete faggot, eat shit you pointy bird nosed piece of shit cock sucker.
Dear Tool, I’m sorry, Leader of all Tools. Your “crap” was sent to me to laugh at and I honestly thought this was a joke. You are absolutely the most obnoxious and cocky, arrogant wannabe I’ve ever seen. God I would like to have the 2 minutes of life back that I spent reading such drivel. You’re the douche I’d punch in the mouth for saying the wrong thing to a woman, any woman. Those big fake titted bimbos that show interest in you are the reason E D exists. You’re a hairlip that has nothing going on and will never be a “star” as you say. AND PJ, a Nobel prize? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!?! Douchekade, you are why Lions eat their young. A I’m glad that you wear the douchebag uniform and hair so I’ll know where to steer my car. Thinning of the heard, survival of the fittest, your mother would have been better off having eaten you and spared us your cocky, arrogant and obnoxious drivel that give the true MEN a bad name. You my douche are but a boy. I don’t know you in person yet I don’t know any supposed male that I’d rather punch in the mouth. How about this, you and I in a boxing ring.. You lose and you never type another word or make another stupid video and apologize to the real women in this world for being such a tool. And God help the bimbettes you call women. Please all of you use birth control when dealing with this tool, for procreation for him would be truly spilling the Deamons seed. God I hate you asshole…
You suck, Kade (and not only for the obvious reasons). When you start moderating (and removing) comments from your posts when you had stated in an earlier post (at least 2 months ago) that you have a thick skin and don’t care what the haters say…you fucking suck. Go back to doing CoKade for inspiration for more characters and “character development”.
You’re starting to piss me off you ugly son of a bitch.
Youre quote:
“I was thinking about how “The Journey” really stands for everything like the courage, freedom and justice that was displayed on this amazing day of remembrance, 9/11?
Did you really just compare yourself to the firefighters, police officers and civilians who were murdered on 9/11?
Your journey has nothing in common with what happened that day.
Rot in Hell.
Those are the smallest legs EVER!!! You could take your legs to court and sue them for NON-Support. I realize from your photoshop pics that you have worked extensively on your upper body (missed some spots with the brush btw)! Your outlook and views on life are so far out of whack I would be surprised if you DONT get shot in the face by a 7 or less.
BTW that nose; ONE question, Can you smoke a Cuban cigar in the shower?
Is your life so miserable that you find it necessary to rip people apart? You must have little self confidence if the only thing that satisfies you in your pathetic little life is demeaning women. Your parents must be really proud to tell people that for a living their son disrespects and rates women. I cant stand people like you. I dont know why you think your qualified to rate anyone considering you have plenty of room for improvement. ASSHOLE!
they called u the internets biggest vagina
Jesus, do you all understand what “pacing” means? You both started your lines before the other person finished. I bet Lemon was too busy counting your money to notice.
get one of Sylvester the Cat licking his own vagina.
100% real pussy juice motherfucker!
The saddest thing about you, Kade, is that you run right home to write new blog posts. You’re just so eager to brag about things you think are “amazing,” but to anyone with half a brain it’s just total shit. Just like you: TOTAL SHIT
“People don’t realize that I am a corporation now.”
Correct! Nobody realizes that, because you are not one! You are a single, ugly, untalented idiot that someone much smarter than you at IMG is willing to take a risk on if only because your stupidity and ignorance might make someone laugh.
“After cheating an amazing death yesterday…”
What?????
You. Make. No. Fucking. Sense.
I bet ladies all around the globe are salivating at the thought of what your “creative juices” are concocting and the idea that you could be running naked through the streets.
It is also encouraging to read that you are looking after your most important tool. Pure Kade Style Domination.
I, like many others, sit in suspense for news on your next announcement. I bet it is Ball Ass Hot Ass amazing.
Anyway, keep taking it to the next level in your own unique fashion!
And what the fuck is it with you using the word ‘amazing’ in the first sentence of EVERY post?
It is amazingly amazing how much you overuse the word ‘amazing’.
Kade, buy a fucking thesaurus.
those videos just kade-raped the shit out of my retinas.
another sleepless night with visions of hawknose dancing on my optic nerve.
i hope you get nailed to a cross while u are wearing a “Jesus is my homeboy” t-shirt.
DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE MOTHERFUCKER!
DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE MOTHERFUCKER!
also arthur, I hope you die motherfucker. BTW how do you afford to eat a hotdog with no bun. that has to cost a few bucks. When was the last time you earned enough money to cover lunch. Also how do you afford rent. Even in Camden rent has to be like 300 dollars a month? Where are you earning that kind of money. How do you afford drinks at clubs, bus fare and coffee at Cosi?
When do you work? Who is paying you? How is the journey being bankrolled? Dont say you owned a financial advisors office. There’s no way you are a certified fa or certified anything for that matter.
How are you making money you fucking cunt? Your expenses have to run 500 a week. maybe more. where is that coming from.
ARTHUR,
I KNOW YOU ARE DOING ALL THIS OUT OF A MISGUIDED HOPE THAT YOU’LL GET MY LOVE AND ATTENTION FROM IT. WELL YOU GOT MY ATTENTION BUT ONLY BECAUSE EVERYONE I KNOW IS TELLING ME WHAT A CUNTSHITTING LUNATIC YOU ARE AND I CAN’T IGNORE THEM LIKE I TRY TO IGNORE YOU. BUT EVEN THOUGH REGRETTABLY YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION FOR NOW YOU’LL NEVER HAVE MY LOVE.
I’M ASHAMED OF YOU AND I WISH YOU WOULD DISAPPEAR. I WISH I COULD HAVE ABORTED YOU WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS BUT INSTEAD I’M CURSED WITH YOU, YOU GODDAMN ALBATROSS FAILURE. BY MAKING A MOCKERY OF YOURSELF YOU’RE INTRUDING INTO MY OTHERWISE PRETTY DECENT LIFE AND MAKING IT MISERABLE. GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PEACE AND QUIET FROM THIS BULLSHIT AND COMMIT YOURSELF TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION AS SOON AS YOU MAKE SOME MORE KWEEN VIDEOS YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF CUMB. JUST DO IT AND GO AWAY. LET ME HAVE SOME FUCKING PEACE AND QUIET FROM YOUR BULLSHIT.
SINCERELY
YOUR DAD.
PS–HAVE ANOTHER
ANXIETY ATTACK!
ANXIETY ATTACK!
ANXIETY ATTACK!
ANXIETY ATTACK!
ANXIETY ATTACK!
ANXIETY ATTACK!
ANXIETY ATTACK!
ANXIETY ATTACK!
ANXIETY ATTACK!
ANXIETY ATTACK!
NOW.
SINCERELY
YOUR DAD.
COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA
GOVERNOR’S OFFICE
PENNSYLVANIA HUMAN RELATIONS COMMISSION
AIDA ARMANI, Complainant
v.
RAYA AND HAIG SALON, Respondent
DOCKET NO. E-85465-D
STIPULATIONS OF FACT
FINDINGS OF FACT
CONCLUSIONS OF LAW
OPINION
RECOMMENDATION OF HEARING PANEL
ORDER
STIPULATIONS OF FACT
The following facts are admitted by all parties to the above-captioned case and no further proof
thereof shall be required.
1. The Complainant herein is Aida Armani (hereinafter “Complainant”).
2. The Respondent herein is Raya & Haig Salon (hereinafter “Respondent”).
3. The Respondent, at all times relevant to the case at hand, has employed four or more
persons within the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
4. Leonard Khadysides an adult, male, at all times relevant to the case at hand, was
employed by Respondent as Salon Manager.
5. Mr. Khadysides, at all times relevant to the case at hand, was the Complainant’s
supervisor.
6. The Respondent, at all times relevant to the case at hand, did not have a written sexual
harassment policy and/or procedure.
7. On or about April 24, 1997, the Respondent terminated the Complainant’s employment.
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8. On or about October 21, 1997, the Complainant filed a verified complaint with the
Pennsylvania Human Relations Commission (hereinafter “Commission”) at Commission
docket number E-85465D. A Copy of the complaint will be included as a docket entry in
this case at time of hearing.
9. On or about December 18, 1997, Respondent filed an answer in response to the
complaint. A copy of the response will be included as a docket entry in this case at time
of hearing.
10. On or about January 10, 2001, the Complainant filed a verified amended complaint with
the Commission. A copy of the complaint will be included as a docket entry in this case
at time of hearing.
11. On or about February 12, 2001, Respondent filed an answer in response to the amended
complaint. A Copy of the response will be included as a docket entry in this case at time
of hearing.
12. In correspondence dated March 1, 2001, Commission staff notified the Complainant and
Respondent via a Finding of Probable Cause that probable cause existed to credit the
allegations found in the complaint.
13. Subsequent to the determination of probable cause, Commission staff attempted to
resolve the matter in dispute between the parties by conference, conciliation and
persuasion but was unable to do so.
14. In subsequent correspondence, Commission staff notified the Complainant and
Respondent that a public hearing had been approved.
Charles L. Nier, III, Assistant Chief Counsel
(Counsel for the Commission on behalf of the Complainant)
July 12, 2001
Aida Armani
(Complainant
July 12, 2001
Allan Jaffe, Esquire
(Counsel for the Respondent)
July 12, 2001
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FINDINGS OF FACT
1. The Complainant herein is Aida Armani, an adult female. (hereinafter “Complainant”)
(S.F. 1, N.T. V2 91-92).
2. The Respondent herein is Raya Haig Salon. (hereinafter “Respondent”). (S.F. 2)
3. The Respondent is an employer that, at all times relevant to the instant case, has
employed four or more persons within the Commonwealth.(S.F. 3).
4. On or about May 23, 1989, the Complainant was hired by Respondent as a hair
colorist.(N.T. V1 234-235).
5. The Complainant has been in the hair industry since 1970 and has specialized in color
since 1974.(N.T. V1 234-235).
6. It was the Complainant’s understanding that Leonard Kadyshes was the business
manager of the salon.(N.T. V1 241).
7. The Respondent is a partnership engaged in various hair and beauty services.(N.T. V1
238-239).
8. The partners are Raya Yuchimon and Haig Khararjian.(N.T. V1 238-239).
9. Leonard Kadyshes is married to Ms. Yuchimon.(N.T. V2 259-260).
* The following abbreviations will be utilized throughout these Findings of Facts for
reference purposes.
N.T. V1.
Notes of Testimony Volume 1
N.T. V2.
Notes of Testimony Volume 2
N.T. V3.
Notes of Testimony Volume 3
C.E.
Complainant’s Exhibit.
S.F.
Stipulations of Fact
10. Upon the Complainant’s hire in 1989, Mr. Kadyshes visited the salon at least once a
week and sometimes more often.(N.T. V1 242).
11. During this time period, the Complainant colored Mr. Kadyshes hair approximately four
times a year.(N.T. V1 242-243).
12. On each of these occasions, Mr. Kadyshes subjected the Complainant to incidents of
sexual harassment, including the telling of sexual jokes and grabbing her hips.(N.T. V1
244-245; C.E. 6,7).
13. None of the above incidents were welcomed by the Complainant.(N.T. V1 244-245).
14. In January of 1995, the Respondent changed locations.(N.T. V2 260,265).
15. Mr. Kadyshes officially became Respondent’s salon manager and was on the premises on
a daily basis.(N.T. V2 355-356).
16. Once Mr. Kadyshes was hired, he subjected the Complainant to a steady campaign of
sexual harassment.(N.T. V1 260).
17. Mr. Kadyshes was the Complainant’s direct supervisor.(N.T. V2 259; S.F. 5).
18. Mr. Kadyshes was mean, hostile and crude to the Complainant. (N.T. V1 260-261).
19. During the course of her employment, the Complainant was subjected to repeated
unwelcome sexual advances, verbal and physical conduct of sexual nature by Mr.
Kadyshes.(N.T. V1 244-245, 249, 251, C.E. 6,7).
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20. Mr. Kadyshes would tell sexual jokes and make comments about the Complainant’s
breasts.(N.T. V1 244-245).
21. Mr. Kadyshes told the Complainant she reminded him of a Georgian girl and he thought
she would be real good in bed.(N.T. V1 249).
22. Mr. Kadyshes told the Complainant if she got pregnant, he would perform an abortion on
her himself.(N.T. V1 251).
23. Mr. Kadyshes referred to the Complainant as a “bitch” on a weekly basis.(N.T. V1 261-
262).
24. Mr. Kadyshes would place his arms around the Complainant and rub up against her on a
weekly basis.(N.T. V1 262-263).
25. Mr. Kadyshes asked the Complainant for implicit sexual favors by telling the
Complainant that if she played the game, she would get everything she wanted.(N.T. V1
263-264).
26. On one occasion, Mr. Kadyshes poked the Complainant in the shoulder causing eat pain.
(N.T. V1 266-267).
27. On one occasion, Mr. Kadyshes poked the Complainant in the shoulder causing great
pain.(N.T. V1 268-269).
28. Mr. Kadyshes would rub the Complainant’s shoulders and touch the Complainant on her
buttocks.(N.T. V1 268-269).
29. Mr. Kadyshes referred to his wife as a used piece of furniture that needed to be
replaced.(C.E. 7).
30. Mr. Kadyshes told Complainant she should have an affair with him.(C.E. 7)
31. Mr. Kadyshes told the Complainant that she never gave him what he really wanted and
that she needed to be good girl.(C.E. 7).
32. Mr. Kadyshes repeatedly humiliated the Complainant in the presence of other employees
and customers.(N.T. V1 281, 283).
33. The Complainant repeatedly told Mr. Kadyshes his conduct was unwelcome and
attempted to discourage him.(N.T. V1 245).
34. Mr. Kadyshes responded to the Complainant by laughing at her.(N.T. V1 245).
35. The Complainant complained about Mr. Kadyshes’ behavior to Haig Khararjian,
Respondent partner.(N.T. V1 246, 271).
36. The Complainant complained to Mr. Khararjian on at least six different occasions. (N.T.
V1 271).
37. Mr. Khararjian told the Complainant to ignore Mr. Kadyshes.(N.T. V1, 271).
38. Mr. Khararjian told the Complainant he would remedy the situation but Mr. Khararjian
never took any action.(N.T. V1 271).
39. Mr. Kadyshes’ harassment denied Complainant the ability to earn a living at her place of
employment.(N.T. V1 261-262, 272-275).
40. Mr. Kadyshes would tell clients that the Complainant was unavailable and referred them
to other employees.(N.T. V1 261-262).
41. In October, 1994, the Complainant attempted to resign her position.(N.T. 256-259 C.E 3).
42. Mr. Khararjian talked her out of resigning by promising to remedy the situation.(N.T.
256-259).
43. On January 23, 1997, the Complainant informed Mr. Khararjian that she was going to
resign her position due to Mr. Kadyshes’ harassment.(N.T. V1 288-289; V2 197-198).
44. Mr. Khararjian again stated he would try to remedy the situation.(N.T. 288-289).
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45. The Complainant responded that she was “going to go out and start looking for another
job.”(N.T. V1 288-289).
46. Subsequently, while employed by the Respondent, the Complainant began to seek other
employment.(N.T. V1 291).
47. The Complainant then decided to open her own salon.(N.T. V1 292).
48. On or about April 24, 1997, prior to her formal resignation, the Respondent found out
that the Complainant was in the process of opening her own salon.(N.T. V1 291-293).
49. The next day, Mr. Kadyshes left a message on Complainant’s answering machine
informing her that she was terminated immediately.(N.T. V.1 292-293).
50. The Complainant creditably testified that she was forced to resign because she considered
the situation intolerable and she was furthermore convinced that the situation would not
improve.
51. The Complainant testified that she suffered headaches and stomach problems due to the
sexual harassment and verbal abuse of Mr. Kadyshes.(N.T. V1, 283, 289).
52. The Complainant also testified that she “would go home crying half the time.”(N.T. V1
289-290).
One quick thing: I’m rich. Like really, really rich. And I don’t mean I, Bob Vila, am rich. He’s only my internet identity. Though in real life I’m sure Bob Vila is really rich. But me? In real life I’m someone totally different. You haven’t heard of me, but trust me: really rich also. So take it from me, wealthy retirees from Florida do not want to read about some pig-headed, coke addicted douche from philly.
Arthur, nothing you do, I repeat: NOTHING you do communicates sophistication or wealth. You live like an insecure frat boy, ride the bus and treat everyone around you like shit.
Seriously Arthur, you’re the worst.
Ok, from someone who has experience with tattoos, let me suggest the following:
(oh and that chic’s tattoo sucked by the way Artie)
* Cocksucker tatted in Old Engligh lettering across your neck – will look amazing when the cum drips down onto it.
* Tribal arm band tat on your left upper arm. MUST be on the left arm so when driving you can show it off. This is a typical douche-bag tat.
* The “My Crazy Life” three dots, in triangular formation, tat on your face, since you think you’re so fucking balls-ass crazy.
* How ’bout lightning bolts? I won’t explain what that means Artie, but you can tell everyone how crazy you are. Oh, but watch your back….you may need to back that shit up if someone calls you on that one.
* A series of bulls eye tats, everywhere from back of neck to lower back, each with a different number in the middle. This is for a game you can play, it’s fun. When a dude blows his load on your back, he gets points for where it lands on the tats. Higher numbers for upper back/neck area. Lower numbers for lower back area. It’s a whole new way of having a “tramp stamp”.
Artie, I do tats, come on out to Vegas. I have a 15 flat I’d love to mangle your flesh with. Tootles!
Nice sexual harassment lawsuit. Damn, your Dad is a real piece of shit. Now it makes sense where your disrespect for women came from. You’re a disaster.
@Small African Child – your post made me laugh this am thank you sir!
@ArthurKade – what is an amazing death? Dying of exhaustion and dehydration at the gym doesn’t sound amazing at all! The gawker.com article is not complimentary it is an insult to your great name and great fame. You need to have a serious talk with Gawker as they are defaming you and your reputation. You should contact a lawyer to sue them and all other haters out there for slander and libel! Also start charging already !!
I finally got around to watching Sunday’s Entourage and I just made the connection. Johnny Drama stresses himself to the point of almost having a heart attack. Now Kade claims to have had a similar experience. Jesus, the dude has issues. He’s so convinced himself he’s living this life that it’s become psychosomatic. Never mind that Entourage is a fictional show.
WOW!!! THAT’S AMAZING!!!!
This is the one that really gets me everytime.
“22. Mr. Kadyshes told the Complainant if she got pregnant, he would perform an abortion on her himself.(N.T. V1 251).” I suggest Arthur tatoo that qoute in some calligraphy type paragraph setting on his inner forearm.
Posted on Thu, Sep. 10, 2009
Salon ordered to pay fired worker in sex-bias case
A Bala Cynwyd hair salon was ordered yesterday to pay nearly $200,000 to a former employee in a sex-discrimination case.
The Pennsylvania Human Relations Commission ordered the Raya & Haig Salon to pay $119,361 in back pay and $78,400 in interest to Aida Armani of Norristown, who filed a complaint after the salon fired her in 1997.
The salon was owned at the time by Raya Yuchimon and Haig Khararjian, state records show. Armani alleged that the salon’s business manager physically and orally harassed her, according to records.
ARTHUR,
I’M BROKE. YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO FEND FOR YOURSELF YOU WASTE OF CUMB. LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE REALLY FUCKED NOW.
SINCERELY
YOUR DAD.
“The Complainant repeatedly told Mr. Kadyshes his conduct was unwelcome and
attempted to discourage him.”
Sounds familiar.
Yo Kade!
Is it true that your TV show is going to be called: Power Bottoms – How to Be #1 When You’re Never On Top
I heard a rumor…
Too bad about yesterday’s result. Because the only way you will ever appear in a movie is posthumously.
Artie,
I’m starting to grow bored? You don’t smoke cigars with Mr. Nicholson in the humador at the Staples Center, I do. You don’t go to art openings with D. Barrymore, I do. You don’t have beers with John C. Reilly, I do.
All you do, is proclaim how fabulous it is to be J-wish and how these incredibly unattractive girls are hott! They’re not, please stop. Just stop. You’re starting to be an embarrassment to the world!
Here’s some insight. Please take the time to read.
How to Accept Being Unattractive
Shine! Let’s face it – we do not all have that irresistible “it” factor! It’s really not the end of the world if you’ve inherited far less than a perfect appearance – at least it doesn’t have to be – and you should not allow anyone to convince you that it is. Here’s how to accept being unattractive without falling apart or relegating yourself to seclusion.
1. Honestly assess yourself. Evaluate yourself in terms of your best and worst mental attributes and physical attributes. Further, always insist on being judged as a whole person and not exclusively on your body’s ability to garner admiration and compliments.
2. Get a realistic idea of your level of attractiveness. How unappealing are you in comparison to others of your gender in your immediate and extended surroundings? This consideration is not only important for you to determine how successful you are likely to be in competing for a romantic partner but research has confirmed that a person’s appearance affects how well others respond to him or her in all areas of interpersonal interaction.
3. Respect yourself. Learn to distinguish between those persons who are providing you with an honest assessment of your appearance and those who are insulting you and trying to damage your self-esteem. For example, if you are aware of your flaws, be they an awkward NOSE and strange ears or some more rare deformity, then just accept that you’re never going t make it, so please just accept that fact!
Honesty is the best policy. Love and light yo.
-The Darce
your acting is unwatchable
Awtie, the dung doesn’t fall far from the asses in the Kadeyshes primate family! Wow, your pops is a total shit-piece. Now it’s quite apparent where you got your Kade style from… I’m sure there are quite a few chicks in the Philly area who have heard at least a couple of those same pick up lines Lenny taught you. I can only imagine how revolting your stupid father was in the face of that poor woman. Oh, but fellow “haters”, I would love to hear Awtie’s rebuttal to THAT situation… there has to be a grand explanation as to why Miss 6 sued your pappy! Wasth it all a big mithsundersthanding? She should have been lucky to have your pop utter even one syllable in her general direction, right? He was actually harrassing the 9 in her chair, right? So, I’m not clear, daddy swept up the hair or washed the towels… oh until he became “manager”? This should answer some of your life-long questions, Awtie, and cease your wonderment of why “she’s just not that into you”.
Bernard, I think you left out one DIE MOTHERFUCKER!
Let me count them one more time and I’ll get back to you.
Yo Artie!
“I’ll go pussy hunting with you baby bro!” – Johnny Drama
snoozer. kade, you need to step up your game or all your fans will walk away.
I puked in my mouth a little when I saw the hair peeking out from the sides of your greasy baseball cap. It looks so scroungy.
HAIRCUT, Arthur!
New hair and no more skinny jeans, these are the baby steps necessary to make you less repulsive. There’s lots more to do, but we’ll start small.
And get that tattoo, that is awesome! You should get it across your massively enormous shoulders, that would be HAWT.
Dude, where is the Kade quote for today? I cannot believe you left us without one of your signature one-liners about how awesomely awesome you are. How is the Gen Pop going to get through this day? Its almost like you left something on the otherside after your awesomely awesome balls ass near death experience.
Cheating an amazing death? How does that even make sense? And it should be “what may be” not “what maybe” you moron.
6.3333333 months have gone by and you’re still as useless as ever.
It’s time to abort yourself Arthur.
With a gun.
If there was ever ANY question that this is all a rigged bunch of BS, just do a search and see who owns the rights to kadestyle.com and kadeout.com…..
You want Tattoo Ideas, do you? Here are a few:
Placement be on your forehead
-Miserable failure
-DOCHEBAG
-Born to FAIL
-Delusional
-KAIDS
-ZIT
-LISP
-Liar
-loser
-dipshit
-no talent
-I like acne
-Daddy Rapes
-I am broke
-I wont be able to get a job in 7-11
-This will end badly
-I have no “fans”
- I like to Use “” and () and !!!
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Just a few idea for you MENSA!
Is this Kade Style Excrement or Excitement? I can’t tell the difference
who is robert Gulinello?
death will get you Kade
you’re a lousy cunt muffin
listhpy listhpersthon
Arthur, I want you to punish my pussy in the shower of your balls ass crazy shower with your acne-covered 4 inch penis.
You, NYC 9.6572 are and idiot : /
Apparently he’s the manager of Cavanaugh’s Rittenhouse Sports Bar FWIW
See the embedded link and
Apparently he’s the manager of Cavanaugh’s Rittenhouse Sports Bar FWIW
See the embedded link and
ARTHUR YOU SAID YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH DURING THIS JOURNEY. You are a liar you fucking jerkoff. I hate you and hope you die at your own hand. Or your father’s. That’d be rich.
Looks like another Philly loser. what does this prove, if anything?
back when the thpinoff blog tharted there wath a general conthenthus that thith blog wath over. all the haterth were laughing at arthur becuath he wath getting tho few hitth. but now he’th getting lotth of hitth. arthur reignth thupreme! WHY ITHN’T ANYONE DITHCUTHING THITH?!?!?
i need a drink.
“After cheating an amazing death yesterday as only Arthur Kade can do..” ..I’ve seen death, and it’s so not amazing. Dude, you’re still an idiot.
P.S. We voted NOT to code you.
Man, you’re a lying cunt.
whew. i gotta hand it to kade, that boy is persistent. i have followed the journey for 2.0678231 months, and i cant go on. i applaud all the funny comments, and i wish you luck on your crusade to de-Kade the universe. i hope not to hear about his tragic passing. don’t get me wrong, i hope it will happen, but i just hope it wont be a blip on the news. peace out.
You are a modern Mankade disaster.
You really are a Mankade disaster. Luckily for you, I happen to have a disaster fetish. Keep up the good work, Fartie, and send my regards to your little Oscar! Hope you get Kaid soon.
Barney the Dinosaur- you definitely get my vote for post of the thread.
Outstanding work, truly.
And artie- like the dinosaur says…yer a cunt.
A big, smelly, blood fart ridden cunt.
just shut the hell up arthur.
Yes, the pacing was all wrong in the video. They seemed to be in competition with each other, and both just saying their lines and not relating to the other. BUT…..the girl was worse than Arthur. She jumped in with her lines and spoke them flat as a witches titty. She was awful and that Mike Lemon cunt aught to be ashamed of himself. Arthur’s utter shit but knowing there’s worse actors than him in the ‘class’ ….well, he’s not so unique after all. There are deluded cunties everywhere
Only a twat like you would link to an article mocking shitbags like you and think it’s because it would be a shame to lose you. Asshole. They are making fun of dick swallowers like you.
Oh yeah, i see all the nyc 9’s surrounding you in your pictures….give us all a break and stop the lies. We understand you are a pathetic little boy still trying to win the praise of ANYONE, but this blog is not working. If possible, people hate you even more. The saddest part is that you don’t even realize that people are MOCKING you and making fun of you right to your face. Poor little ugly boy.
If you were escorted into the club privately, what were all of those people doing there? Yet another Kadyshes-rhymes-with-radishes lie.
Same tired people, same tired pics, same tired clubs. And really? Bragging about doing at 10 shots of patron…what are you? 19? Seriously, I think the last time I bragged about how much I drank was before I was old enough to legally drink. Now, I realize, males mature a year or so behind females but wtf moron, you are 32?
Oh Arthur. You sad, sad little man. You were the oldest person at Dusk. All the rest of the 30 somethings in the world were out living wonderful fulfilling lives and you were staring creepily at 21 year olds and trying to grab the DJ’s ass. I’m sure there were
I, for one, cannot WAIT to see you on the 2010 edition of Jersey Shore. You will make The Situation look like a fucking Rhodes Scholar.
“a horribly soft handshake which meant he may have been gay” Some Dude
1) a lisp – may mean he is gay.
2) not having sex with girls – may mean he is gay
3) sucking cock in a bathroom – may mean he is gay
4) manning a glory hole at Eagles games may mean he is gay
5) using the word fabulous – may mean he is gay
6) preening at the salon – may mean he is gay.
Yo artie how about a post where you talk about your homosexual tendencies.
Damn, toss a proper whats up & u don’t even post the VIP carpet pic. Nice
retail theft?
I haven’t check this site in months… Doing the same shit as before. What a fucking loser.
First time at your blog, Arthur…. a friend sent me the link.
I’m speechless.
Could it be real? Or is it all just a very involved put-on for entertainment value?
There’s simply no way that a single individual can be THAT narcissistic and THAT self-absorbed…. or could they?
@Sookie
I thought the same thing when I showed up here many months ago. It has only gotten worse and worse. What was once funny is now painful to read and watch. This guy is serious and is evidently the laughingstock of Philadelphia. I do believe some mental illness is involved. What a head case!
@Sookie
To tell you the truth you haven’t missed much. He is still a lousy actor who can’t close if his own life depended on it. He will die alone with his finger in his ass. I HOPE YOU DIE TONIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!
those girls are WOOF! AC must have let anyone in last night
I normally say nothing about the looks of the people in these photos aside from Kade, but this time, after the @miami’s statement especially — the girls are VERY good looking, except for the librarian one who is probably really fun to be around….it is the MEN who are fugly as hell!!! I haven’t seen one in those pictures that would have caught my eye if I was on the prowl. Quit banging on the girls, metaphorically you kadogynists, and wonder why these guys don’t have paper bags over their heads (including KADE!!)
…cunt
Oh where Oh where can realitybytes be
We really miss your hypocrisy
the way you rag and put posters down
when you’re the one who bites and is an assclown
you put your nose where it doesn’t belong
think you’re right when you’re wrong
you’re nothing special
you little man
you throw out insults whenever you can
but no one cares
what you have to say
what is wrong with you anyway
you try to judge
think you are the best
how ’bout you fuck off and give it a rest
Oh where Oh where can realitybytes be
We really miss your hypocrisy
the way you rag and put posters down
when you’re the one who bites and is an assclown
everytime you try to start a fight
telling someone what they said is not right
you get told
by everyone
that you are the one who is dumb
and you’re not
the boss of this place
why don’t you butt out and shut up your face
just go crawl
back into your hole
where it’s dark and smelly
the way you like it you little troll
Oh where Oh where can realitybytes be
We really miss your hypocrisy
the way you rag and put posters down
when you’re the one who bites and is an assclown
Sorry for the delay in Artie putting up a new post guys…. We re still trying to make up a scenario for what he did on new years eve. We re running out of ways to spin arthur’s running around solo at parties, trying to get people to pay attention to him, into stories that make the gen pop marvel at his “celebrity lifestyle”
Administration can be tiresome
ANYONE that has a caeser’s comp card gets this room for free you jackass.
its not a suite its a single, with a tiny ass bed. and no view.
Fuck you haha your a fag