While filming on the amazingly “All World” popular TV Hit Show, 30 Rock, all The Brand could think about while standing a few feet from one his mentors and idols, Alec Baldwin, was “I wonder if I should ask him if he wants to grab drinks or brunch and talk about “”The Journey”", and where Arthur Kade’s career is moving next. Am I going to be a bigger TV Star first with a show that destroys his in the ratings? Will I be cast as the “”Next Vince Vaughn”" in a Wedding Crashers type role that will thrust me into the Oscars spotlight? Will I be known more for being one of the great improvisational, comedic, and natural talents with Gen Poppers comparing me for years to Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy? ” With all of the success that Arthur Kade is having as an International Superstar and celeb, I’m sure that Alec would really relish the opportunity to sit down face to face and give back to one of “Young Hollywood’s rising stars”, and help a career blossom into the rose that it needs to become. I was telling one of The Entourage at Rouge last night after I finished an amazing acting coaching session with Sharon while working on “Dan” from Closer (This part is really coming on and we both believe that I am capturing the “Reserved English Gentleman nuances” of the character while displaying the boredom, pain, and numbness that is needed to bring Dan to life in a way that he has never been touched before), “Every man wants to take a stripper out of the hood and turn her into their “”Pretty Woman”". It’s the process of transformation, not the end result of vaginal penetration that makes it all worth it. I feel like a famous actor like Alec would bend over backwards to help me achieve my full potential in “”The Biz”"”. It’s also great to have “Broski sessions” with my peers so that we can “Moonlight” on each other’s shows as “Special Celeb Appearances”, and I was even thinking about inviting Danny Day Lewis (One of my all time fave Crafters who has worked with the best, and whom Arthur Kade has studied at nauseum to perfect some of his techniques and invisibilities) to come on my show in the first season to help revive his career a bit, and show a lighter TV Side that “The Biz” has never seen before while also connecting him to my generation.
Showtime is one of cable television’s most Emmy award winning and renowned networks with some of the best shows like Californication and Weeds (I can’t wait to meet fellow Sexaholic, Dave Duchovny, at one of our company parties and talk about how to break the habit), and one of their new hit shows is called, “LA LA Land”, and it is about a young actor trying to make it in KA, so of course being one of “Hollywood’s fastest and most controversial rising stars”, Arthur Kade was invited to make a Celeb Guest Appearance and be featured in helping mentor the up and coming actor (The Preview clip is below, and it is amazing how amazing The Brand looks and sounds because my skin looks flawless on HD camera with no makeup, my nose looks like it is straight out of Athens, my hair is still long and curly ((After seeing this clip, I am now questioning my choice in going short, and would also love Kade Nation’s feedback on whether I should grow my hair out again so that I resemble more of a Greek God?)), and my focus and determination are what Crafters like us call “A Scene Stealer” throughout the clip and I told a girl last night, “I look so hot on TV that I would have sex with myself”, and she said, “I think you would have sex with yourself anyway”. My lisp is also not detectable, and the level of articulation and intelligence that I naturally show impressed even me.) of the show, and while watching the clip it reminded me how important it is to give back to The Craft, and help others achieve the level of “Kade Style” domination that Arthur Kade has in 11.4655 months.
Here is the preview clip for the episode and the preview focuses on Arthur Kade (Whom they call “An Outspoken Hollywood Persona and Actor”) grabbing lunch with the new actor, Gary, and giving him helpful tips on how to make it in Hollywood and life (Without going into detail about what else was filmed, I can tell you that this might net me my first Emmy because of how amazing I am in my celebrity appearance and how great I am in the episode). I am also debating having a viewing party this Monday night at 11PM when the episode airs to celebrate my starring role on a hit show, but I have to see how my ultra busy schedule works out.
I also received an email from a fan with this pic that he snagged off Perez Hilton I believe asking, “Is that you with Snookie”, and I started laughing because why would Arthur Kade ever be seen with a NJ 3.64 (She really needs to sit down with a stylist and discuss surgeries that may may her taller, major Liposuction, some collagen injections, Implants, and a skin whitening similar to Sammy Sosa to even begin to smell being a 6) who is not even tall enough to give me great oral sex standing up, and who’s career is built off of being a battering ram for the Gen Pop in her 15 minutes of fame. I am one of the biggest and fastest rising names in “The Biz” and it is vital to keep The Brand’s image in The Craft as pure and as serious as a heart attack. Plus, even though I was flattered that Kade Nation is looking for constant coverage of Arthur Kade on celebrity sites like Perez, I am much better looking than the guy in question, with a smaller nose, have a much better body, and my hair styles and fashion choices are so forward thinking that I have been privately told that I inspire many hi level designers for their clothing collections. This guy has a gut and love handles, and Arthur Kade would never wear a diaper if he was sporting that although I must admit I think he has stolen the way I pose for pics while on the Red Carpet at events (Head tilting down, the serious “I’m serious” face, and the arm flailing out to the side) which probably means that the cast of Jersey Shore are HUGE fans of “The Journey” already.
“Giving Back is amazing, but giving it to others is what makes Arthur Kade bring the world to orgasm”…Arthur Kade…02/16/10
Here are pics and vids from my Balls Ass Exclusive Private Club Box At The Villanova Game (I was telling one of The Entourage, “I can’t wait until I’m invited into boxes to chill with Jerry Jones, Barack and Michelle, or in the booth with Ron Jaworski on MNF) and Fat Tuesday:
Also, Any Long Time Kade nation Member will remember my hair cut 6 months ago that was short and forward that fans thought resembled a Lego Figure and now in this month’s InTouch Mag, all my celeb counterparts are copying it…Arthur Kade is always ahead of the fashion curve (Pic and Vid Below)
One day you will be visited by Karma. She will take away your Vertu…..for good.
I do the dictating around here!
No name robbing
No fancy c-phones
No Boon lovin’
No firearm freaks
No waiter fags
No whiny brats
No Philly 9’s
No pickles or onions
Dear Shrink:
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The federal “Lifeline” program was created during the Reagan Administration. Lifeline is a federal program created by the Reagan era Federal Communications Commission (FCC) in 1984. The program was enhanced under Telecommunications Act of 1996, which was supported on a broadly bipartisan basis in Congress. The FCC’s Low Income Program of the Universal Service Fund, which is administered by the Universal Service Administrative Company (USAC), is designed to ensure that quality telecommunications services are available to low-income customers at just, reasonable, and affordable rates. Lifeline support reduces eligible low-income consumers’ monthly charges for basic telephone service.
Thanks to SafeLink, Lifeline support is now available for wireless phones. Traditionally, the Lifeline program was only available as a discount on a consumer’s landline telephone bill. SafeLink Wireless was created by TracFone Wireless, Inc. when the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) recently approved the company to offer Lifeline — a public assistance program that ensures telephone service is available and affordable for low-income subscribers. SafeLink Wireless applies the Universal Service Fund subsidy to an allotment of free airtime minutes and TracFone provides the wireless handset at the company’s expense. Instead of receiving a subsidized monthly telephone bill for Lifeline service, SafeLink converts the total amount of discounted service into minutes each month for one year. The cell phone offers in-demand features: voicemail, text, three-way calling, call waiting, caller ID and access to 911.
SafeLink phones are not paid for by taxpayers or the federal government. TracFone Wireless pays for the phones and also the cost of promoting its SafeLink program to make sure that eligible consumers know about the program.
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and it will too be revealed exactly what he said he was not doing. and then everyone will know and they will burn and i aint talkin splifees.
Arthur, do you actually try to be such an ignorant moron, or does it just happen because you’re a complete and total idiot?
“while standing a few feet from one his mentors and idols, Alec Baldwin…”
Arthur, even a fourth grader knows that, for someone to be a mentor, they have to be engaged in an active relationship with TALKING and INTERACTION by the mentor to the person being mentored. Alec Baldwin is not your mentor, never has been, and never will be.
Seriously Arthur, your life would be so much better if you simply had some tact, and an ability to not look like a clueless jackass at ever opportunity.
I’m not sure if it’s because I’m getting to much attention or choda is upset. Either way…suffer bitch. And “Faggot”? A little harsh even by my standards. Just waiting for happy hour lispy? Drink up bucko, no one thinks you’re an alcoholic, it doesn’t matter anyway.
A long time ago, M Emmet Walsh came to my school and spoke about acting and there was a Q and A after and one of the students stood up and asked him to say, “Die gas pumper!” and everyone chuckled, and M Emmet Walsh was like, “What is that? Did I say that in a movie or something?” and everyone was like, “Ha ha…yeah. (sigh)” I wonder if Arthur will have a career like M Emmet Walsh.
I wonder if it’s illegal to post something from the Showtime website without permission.
You’re getting no ATTENTION Kruddy!
It’s just your perception.
To all-
And just because you have ugly girlfriends and have to put me down or my hair, just proves how jealous you are of me, Arthur, Sabrina,and the rest of our krew. Too bad you can’t party like us.
@LJ
I don’t have a girlfriend, and I can at least saw when I did she didn’t sport jaws of life like you. Have you ever thought of trademarking your teeth for a bear trap?
I hate to say it, that clip was actually fucking funny. I am wondering if this has all been some massive viral campaign.
Hello? Hank!?
Two writers, on ocassion, three. One chink (Kung), well one and half, cause Boonsdumb could be some freaky freaky half breed. Throw in Arthur’s beard, Lindsea Furbee and a chubby jew named Saboo, and voila! You have your classic VC.
When a really large movie is in the works, the studios generally create this huge movie campaign, and by the time the movie comes out, people rush to see it due to the amount of marketing that has been done on the film. Regardless of whether someone really wants to see the movie, the masses go due to the amount of marketing and (to put it frankly) “brainwashing” that the studios have done. A good example of this is War of the Worlds, King Kong, etc..you know, because they super stunk.
But theys know in the end, no will laugh, no one will frankly give a rats mole.
1) a girls legs for Arthur
2) a girls legs for Arthur
3) his viral blog
YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Stunning an animal correctly will provide better meat quality. Improper electric stunning will cause bloodspots in the meat and bone fractures. Good stunning practices are also required so that a plant will be in compliance with the Humane Slaughter Act and for animal welfare. When stunning is done correctly, the animal feels no pain and it becomes instantly unconscious. An animal that is stunned properly will produce a still carcass that is safe for plant workers to work on.
hey numbnuts – yeah, looking at you Wunderkind – it’s a video that can be posted anywhere with the embed code in the actual video player. He’s not violating anything. I’m not defending Arthur and I hate him with a fucking passion, but you’re an idiot if you think he’s doing anything wrong by linking to that here.
Art,
So proud to be considered your mentor. Would love to get together to actually mentor you in person. I will be stopping over in Philly on my way to a real destination. Hear that the Franklin Mortgage Co. is nice, can we meet there for a mentoring session? Let me know.
I’m gonna kick your philly ghetto ass, and I don’t need cosmetic surgery to do it. As for the oral sex. You will be readily available to anyone that might be interested. After I beat your punk ass like the bitch that you are, I’m gonna rip off that stump you think is a dick and leave it in Rittenhouse Square. Maybe Starch will pick it up and smoke it.
double cork niggas !!
Arhtur,
Please try to tone down your flamboyant homosexuality. It’s a little over the top.
Sincerely,
Johnny
Art,
Fear not. (((not that ) you ever would “fear”". Your) shoulders won’t allo)w “fear”"”. I think that “”"”the JoURNEY”"))(( will prove to be () your “”"optIGrab”)!
Arthur,
Why didn’t you tell me you knew all these top Hollywood people? I could use the hook ups. I’ve been trying to get in to see Navin for years, that shit MAKES people out here. Call me, man!
Damn, this clarifies everything. I wasn’t menatlly ill, I just hated you.
Chees is fine, but what’s up with the ecstasy, Tiny?
@ Johnny Weir. I don’t see anything wrong with Arhtur’s demeanor.
I went away for a few days, what did I miss? No job, no love life, and pictures of people no one knows…ugly food? I miss everything important when I turn my back fora minute. Woah, you know people? Enough to impress Kent?? Ah hell.
Well, I don’t know what is happening but that is enough to impress me.
K
Kent rules.
Navin, >?! You ((impress)n ty9se wy9 tent thge trees.)) I bvow to you.
“Arthur Kade would never wear a diaper “Kadestyle
I know this point has been covered over & over & over again but if Arthur says he would not been seen in public with Snookie he is stupider than shit. Why? Cause he’s seen in public w/ that horrid liking no lib 1.3452189 “teefs” all the time & he has no problem with that. Or how about that no talent and aging horribly former oriental now guised as a “white girl” g n k ang that ranks a mere 1.75 (fake tities give her the .75) on the Philly scale.
I saw the showtime clip & you are a clown arterd. Pathetic as the day is long.
He’s been seen in public with boonswallows…
Many drummers come to mind who’ve had a hand in raising the bar – leading by example with faster chops, innovative use of the instrument, more complex rhythms, more creative phrasing, and in general, inspiring a new generation of drummers. But few have turned as many heads as Virgil Donati. - Stick It Magazine, Feb. 1998
Virgil was born and raised in Melbourne Australia. From the time he could barely utter a word, he keenly observed the regular band rehearsals his father held in the house. Virgil’s interest in music and instinct for rhythm had been apparent to his parents for some time. They began considering a musical path for him, and one month prior to turning 3, he found himself sitting behind his first real drumset.
Joining his first rock band and signing with his first major label at age 15 was surely the right choice for the young drummer. The band was called `Taste’. This was to give Virgil his early experiences in the studio, with three releases by the band. The relentless touring also allowed him to cultivate and improve his skills where it counts – on stage.
At the age of 16, Virgil turned pro to enable him to tour and focus on music, and has since devoted his whole life and soul to his art. The motivation has been his endless and restless pursuit to express himself through his playing.
At age 19 Virgil traveled to the U.S. to further study drumming, and also took classes in composition and arranging. Returning to Australia at age 21 his career was alight. He was in demand playing many genres of music, including jazz, rock, pop, theatre and studio work. He also worked with many visiting artists, including jazz pianist George Cables, vocalist Mark Murphy, Branford Marsalis and Kenny Kirkland, Melissa Etheridge.
His next taste of commercial success came in the early 90’s with Southern Sons. The band reached double platinum with their debut album. At the same time, throughout the mid 80’s and 90’s, Virgil’s interest in progressive music was exploited with several bands he initiated, most notably Loose Change, and later, On The Virg.
In 1996 Virgil uprooted and relocated in the U.S.A., in an attempt to expand onto the world stage. It has since proved to be a very rewarding and productive time. Recording and touring with the likes of Planet X, Steve Vai, CAB, Scott Henderson, Steve Walsh, Tribal Tech, Frank Gambale, Derek Sherinian, Mark Boals, Dave Stewart, Mick Jagger, Josh Stone, and many others, he continues to push the limits of the instrument to astonishing new levels.
Sir,
I thought my image in a picture deteriorated quickly. You’ve got me beat by a mile!
# Nigger lamonton 17 Feb 2010 at 11:33 pm
double cork niggas !!
Excuse me sir. That’s back to back double corks, nigga. End it with a stomped out double Mc 12. So Stoked Bro. So Stoked.
Kade style: one in the mouth, one in the ass
Arthur,
You are a twat beyond words. You artificially inflate your ego, you write about crap no one cares about and you lie and lie and lie.
You have the following options:
A. Apologise for wasting everyone’s time that visited this site even once.
B. Jump off a bridge
C. Get a real job that you are qualified to do like a shelf stacker.
D. Get a sex change
E. Come out of the closet
Aurthur you are a classic in the truest sense of the word. I still can’t decide whether or not you’re an actual person, but it really doesn’t matter, someone that would think up such a douchey character could be nothing short of a mongloid.
You wear insecurity on your sleeves, no, on your forehead. You scream at the top your lungs for the world to hear, “please, somebody, anybody, value my existence!” And your concerns of being deserted by society are merited, because nobody needs you. Seriously. Nobody. You bring nothing of value to our culture.
And you know it.
That’s why gamble on this blog convincing people that you indeed serve a function because you cannot bare the knowledge that you are cast-off of modernity. Well Arty, you have succeeded. You do serve a valuable function.
Humor.
Your life is a colossial joke. Everything you do is funny. Of course not in the way you intended, but funny none the less. We are not laughing with you, we are laughing at you. And at your existence. And at your failures. And at your nose and lisp. And at your general stupidity. But then again, that’s a given.
Here’s a piece of advice: crawl into a hole and die. This life of utter humilation just to garner a miniscule degree of noteriety surely couldn’t be any better than rotting away in some deserted place, alone and pathetic, just as you are now.
You have failed at life, and certainly you have failed at every task which you have undertaken. Keep the blog going or don’t, either way I’ll check back time to time to remind myself, no matter how low or bad I may feel any given day, I will never be as moronic, hopeless, or just plain incapable as you are.
Thanks pal.