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On the eve of one most of the most amazing and important moments in TV history when Arthur Kade makes his “Star Turn” (This what we “Bizzers” call a Celebrity Guest Appearance on a hit show) on Showtime’s New Hit, LA LA Land (I was talking with one of The Entourage, and said, “I wonder if Arthur Kade being on the show will take it from “”Hit”" to “”Absolute Ratings Monster”" kind of like Paula Abdul did for American Idol?”) featuring an ending that will be talked about in the annals of TV History as one of the funniest moments to ever happen with a celebrity like The Brand, what better way to prepare for that an an amazingly busy week than helping one of the most beautiful, well known, celebrity Victoria’s Secret Models in the world as well as Nick Cannon’s EX, Selita Ebanks (She is an absolutely flawless looking 10 with a picture perfect face, flawless light cocoa skin, and an ass that is absolutely perfect, although I wish she was 1 or 2 inches taller because I think The Brand and her would make amazing celeb power couple, and as I was talking to a friend last night I said, “Honestly, I can’t find a damn thing wrong with her. She was casually dressed and still looked amazing, and I couldn’t take my eyes off of her the whole day. I may ask her out to dinner”), take in her Balls Ass Hot, and invite only birthday brunch at SOHO/NYC Hot spot, Scuderia, where we were joined by other celebs with singer Estelle (American Boy featuring Kanye West) sitting right behind me.

I was on the phone with one of The Entourage, and said, “Dude, Nick Cannon’s out of his fucking mind! She is so ridic hot that I am still in shock that he would break off the engagement, and marry a KA 5.66 like Mariah Carey (She is an absolute train wreck with the only thing really going for her right now is a HUGE rack that looks like it could be a bit sloppy anyway, and she can’t even sell records anymore), who by the way has completely gone down the toilet. What the hell were his people thinking letting him do that?” It just shows you how important it is to have the right people in your camp when making career/life choices because I guarantee that if Nick could go back in time and see what a “”Train Wreck”"”" he was marrying, he would probably jump in front of a car to avoid it happening. I can’t wait to get some private time with Selita again, and laugh about it, and tell her, “”HaHa, I bet he wish he had a rewind button on his time machine”".”

The Brunch was amazing with The Brand killing at least 10 mimosas, shots of premium Patron’ Tequila with everyone in the room, and generally being the “Kade Style” star that he is, and all I could think about was that once I am the biggest star in the world, I don’t know how Arthur Kade can date anything but a “Vicky’s Girl” (This is what a girl told me that her younger generation calls Victoria’s Secret Models, and we actually got into a whole discussion about how her and her friends use abbreviations while communicating with some of my faves being: “My B” (My Bad), “IDK” (I Don’t Know), “Obvi” (Obvious), and “Whatevs” (Whatever)) because considering that I am a rising sex symbol and future Oscar Winning Actor, I need to make sure The Brand has perfect eye candy when he hits The Red Carpet and Post Party Events in KA to uphold image and stature.

Tonight, will be spent in Advanced Theater class continuing my stellar work on “Dan” From Closer, watching The “Kade Style” appearance of Arthur Kade on Showtime, followed by a live Skype/Radio Interview tomorrow with one of the most well known Social Branding Experts/Authors/Motivational Speakers in Kademerica and former 2 sport College All-Kademerican, Lewis Howes (Who told me that him and his girlfriend are HUGE fands of “The Journey”, and who said, “I think you will make a lot of money soon if you keep it up” and he just interviewed Jalen Rose from ESPN who is one of my fave announcers).

“SuperModels are Arthur Kade’s currency”…Arthur Kade…02/22/10

And Here is a side by side of Nick Cannon’s MISTAKE (I am still in shock):