I will be blogging my recap of the amazing celebrity appearance Arthur Kade made on Showtime’s New Hit Show, LALA Land Shortly (The amount of texts, emails, and BBM’s The Brand has received congratulating him on his TV Debut from the Gen Pop, and How one Super Fan said, “You were by far the best part of the episode” was overwhelming, and I can only imagine what it will be like when I am up at the podium at The Kodak Center gripping and rubbing Lil’ Oscar in front of the world), but I wanted to take a moment and wish one of the most important people in my life a happy birthday!!
11.86659 months ago, P.A.K (Pre-Arthur Kade ((Award Winning Actor, Author, Celebrity, Sex Symbol, and the “Face Of Philadelphia”)) and I think it is appropriate to use a Jesus-Like description for the time before “The Journey” because of it’s god like influence on the Gen Pop), The Brand was Arthur Kadyshes (Wow, it feels so weird to even write my last name because “Kade” has become such an enormous Brand name), an ultra-successful, award winning, financial advisor and International Vagina Hunter who lived a “Sinatra-esque” life filled with threesomes and six-figures, and in January of 2009, when I sat Mama Kade down, and told her my plan to become the greatest actor in the world and asked her, “What if I fail?”, she said, “You don’t know how to fail”. I couldn’t have become this M.I.M. (Mogul In The Making) building a media empire without you Mama, and I love you for being there for me, and knowing that I will be the greatest that ever lived….You’re a KA 10 In The Brand’s Book
“Arthur Kade doesn’t want to buy Mama Kade a McMansion in the Burbs’. He want to buy her an island in the Carribean”…Arthur Kade…02/23/10
Here are Legendary Vids from her Bday Party this weekend. You will quickly see where The Brand gets his Mojo from:
And An amazing Fan Mail and Video that was emailed to me From A Kade Nation Member:
Hey Arthur
Question
My cat’s anus is distended and open. It looks like she might be constipated?? Although she had diarreah yesterday. What can I do for her?
Submitted: 406 days ago.
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Answer
Hi There,
It could be either a rectal or anal prolapse, one of which is worse than the other. If you notice it after a movement but it returns to normal, or your cat has worms which can irritate her, then it could be a less serious Anal Prolapse. If it is more pronounced and seems to be protruding up to a few inches, or does not return to normal throughout the day, your baby may be in some trouble with a rectal prolapse.
Here is a link to help you determine which it is. If you are unsure a trip to the vet is highly recommended in order to be safe. You’d know it if it was the rectal prolapse as it would look like her intestine is coming out.
Since this is likely due to constipation, there are a few things you can try, but since she seems to be pretty uncomfortable, I would try to have her seen tonight if you have the means. If you want to try a home remedy and she is eating, try some mineral oil in her food to help lubricate and hopefully help her pass it.
I wish I was there to see her but I am not so I do highly suggest having her seen tonight, especially if she starts crying, hiding, hissing or stops eating or becomes lethargic. Since she is skittish, that tells me she is pretty uncomfortable.
Please let me know how this goes, I’ll be thinking of you both!
Warmest Wishes,
Reani
Warmest Wishes,
Reani
OK guys,
Going after my mom is in bad taste so cut it out
The vag hunter
classy outfit your whore mom is wearing….
Arthur
Your mom looks like an overcooked hot dog.
man.
you subjected your mom to this website.
what did you think people would compliment her?
you stupid jackass.
the jokes on you and the whole world is laughing.
and your mom looks like she got runover by a tractor trailor
jus sayin dicknose.
how did your nose fit through her cunt?
Great stuff!
I see two dragqueens. Which is Arthur and which is momma?
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no wonder Vlad left her. what a complete train wreck
Is she a Russian circus performer? (a clown by trade) I haven’t seen lipstick applied that way since a 3 year old was handed a tube of it. (Perhaps as a belated b-day present you should get her a big magnifying mirror with lighting so she can SEE what she looks like) (unless she is actually *trying* to look like a cross between Joan Crawford and Bozo)
I’m not sure where Arthur finds the time in his busy life to write these ridiculous blogs… I’m not a famous author/actor and I would never have time to write such long detailed lies about my boring pathetic lonely life… Maybe Arthur has more hours in his days than the rest of us? Afterall he does sound like he’s very close to being god…
Pity your blog doesn’t have Any fans supporting you. Just totally proves u r a liar and your photos prove how unnattractive you are. I would give u a douchebag 0.0000. Never inky life have I encountered some as delusional and self absorbed as you. Your personality makes u even ugglier. By the way all your apparent sexual encounters might eventually give u AIDS so be careful, especially the ones u have with your boyfriends.
How old is that bag? like 150? does she know you have….
Does this idiot not realise that the “AMAZING FAN MAIL” is actually someone insulting him????? Really does indicate his level of intelligence…