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Your mother looks like something from the trash bin at a wax museum. Sorry asshole, you put her on this site; she’s subject to the same scrutiny as you.

She must curse the day she squirted you out of her asshole.

So after you got schooled last night you are trying to angle this as a parody. Nice try posting the hate mail shithead, but we all know that you are dead serious and truly the biggest tool on the planet. Good luck getting a real job dick mitten!

I look just like your Mom.

Stop shitting on my city!

your mom must be proud of you for being a vagina hunter

Amazingly inappropriate make-up and clothing for someone of her age. She looks like a clown.

Arthur Kade, IS figure skating! BOOM!

You greasy fucking loser. Yeah, you’re just like me EXCEPT, you can’t sing, you can’t dance, you can’t act, you have no style, you stink, you have acne, you can’t get laid, you’re respected by no one and ridiculed by all, you live in a low rent apartment with no furniture, you lie, you don’t tip, you’re almost completely unknown, those that know of you despise you, you have no sense of humor, no friends, no rat pack, no rumored mob connections. Other than those differences, our lives have been almost exactly the same. You probably smell a lot like me since I’ve been dead for twelve years. Go get bent you fucking delusional dancing monkey.

How could you play up to this delapidated old crow when you wax poetic about the days when you were eating dirt and wearing your grandmother’s old pantyhose? And she isn’t ‘Mama Kade’, you boorish dolt. She is just some bedraggled meat curtain in a bad hat. I see the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.

your mom looks like a trailer trash whore.

…cunt

Does that woman really have a sheer blouse on?

Dung! NOOOOOOO WIRE HANGERS!

Coprophagia is the consumption of feces, from the Greek ?????? copros (“feces”) and ?????? phagein (“to eat”). Many animal species practice coprophagia as a matter of course; other species do not normally consume feces but may do so under unusual conditions. Coprophagy refers to many kind of feces eating including eating feces of other species (heterospecifics), other individuals (allocoprophagy), or its own (autocoprophagy), those once deposited or taken directly from the anus

Coprophagia in non-human animals

The most notable feces-eating insect is the dung-beetle and the most ubiquitous is the fly.

Pigs, like the above insects, will eat the feces of herbivores that leave a significant amount of semi-digested matter. In certain cultures, it was common for poor families to collect horse feces to feed their pigs. Pigs are also known to eat their own feces and even human feces as well. However, domesticated pigs should not be allowed to eat any sort of feces, as this contributes to the risk of parasite infection. Perhaps for reasons associated with pigs’ ready coprophagy, pork was scripturally banned as human food first in the Old Testament and then the Qur’an. Practicing Jews, Seventh Day Adventists and Muslims familiar with this behavior by pigs may cite it as an additional important reason why pork should not be eaten.

Capybara, rabbits, hamsters and other related species do not have a complex ruminant digestive system. Instead they extract more nutrition from grass by giving their food a second pass through the gut. Soft fecal pellets of partially digested food are excreted and generally consumed immediately. They also produce normal droppings, which are not eaten.

Young elephants, pandas, koalas, and hippos eat the feces of their mother to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found on the savanna and in the jungle. When they are born, their intestines do not contain these bacteria (they are completely sterile). Without them, they would be unable to obtain any nutritional value from plants.

Gorillas eat their own feces and the feces of other gorillas. Similar behavior has also been observed among Chimpanzees. Such behavior may serve to improve absorption of vitamins or of nutritive elements made available from the re-ingestion of seeds.
Hamsters, guinea pigs and chinchillas eat their own droppings, which are thought to be a source of vitamins B and K, produced by bacteria in the gut. Apes have been observed eating horse feces for the salt content. Monkeys have been observed eating elephant feces. Coprophagia also has been observed in the naked mole rat.

Coprophagia in dogs

Coprophagia is a behavior often observed in dogs. Hofmeister, Cumming, and Dhein (2001) wrote that this behavior in dogs has not been well-researched and prepared a study. In a preliminary paper, they write that there are various hypotheses for this behavior in canines, although none have been proven:

Dogs might want attention from their caretakers.
They might have anxiety or stress.
They had been punished for having defecated in the past, and attempt to clean up out of fear of being punished again.
Dogs are, by nature, scavengers, and this might be within the range of scavenger behavior.
They may be trying to prevent the scent from attracting predators.
The texture and temperature of fresh feces approximates that of regurgitated food, which is how mothers in the wild provide solid food to their pups.
Feces (particularly cat feces) contain protein; overfeeding can also increase the quantity of undigested matter in the feces.

The coprophagia may be due to assorted health problems, including:
Pancreatitis
Intestinal infections
Food allergies, leading to malabsorption

The dogs might be hungry, such as when eating routines are changed, food is withheld, or nutrients are not properly absorbed.

Carnivores may sometimes eat or roll in the feces of their prey to ingest and exude scents that mask their own.

Another hypothesis is that dogs want to investigate the diet of their opponents and get more acquainted with their smell.

Some veterinarians recommend adding meat tenderizer to dog food, as this makes the feces taste excessively bad to dogs. Several companies produce food additives that can also be added to the animal’s food to make feces taste bad. Often, these food additives will contain Capsicum Oleoresin, which gives off a repugnant odor making the fecal matter undesirable to the dog.

Coprophagia in humans

Sexual aspects

Coprophagia is uncommon in humans. A subset of coprophiles engage in this practice. Psychologists using the classification system of the DSM-IV would consider this to be a symptom of the paraphilia known as coprophilia. Coprophagia is also sometimes depicted in pornography, usually under the term “scat”.

Medical aspects

From the medical literature, coprophagia has been observed in a small number of patients with schizophrenia, depression, and pica.

Consuming other people’s feces carries the risk of contracting diseases and bacteria spread through fecal matter, such as E. coli, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis E, pneumonia, polio, and influenza. Coprophagia also carries a risk of contracting intestinal parasites.
Lewin (2001) reports that “… consumption of fresh, warm camel feces has been recommended by Bedouins as a remedy for bacterial dysentery; its efficacy (probably attributable to the antibiotic subtilisin from Bacillus subtilis) was confirmed by German soldiers in Africa during World War II.” The introduction of foreign bacteria into the human GI tract via infusion of fecal enemas is, moreover, an established medical practice in cases of ulcerative colitis, especially where the patient’s own intestinal flora has been significantly depleted by antibiotic therapy applied for other maladies.

Cultural aspects

Kopi Luwak is a coffee made from coffee beans that have been ingested and excreted by the Asian Palm Civet.

Punk musician and performance artist GG Allin often engaged in coprophagia during his performances.

Divine was well known for his consumption of dog feces at the conclusion of Pink Flamingos.

In one scene of the film Salò, adolescent prisoners are fed feces at a dinner banquet; another scene also has a man defecating and forcing a girl to eat his feces.

Coprophagia came into recent spotlight after viral video 2 Girls 1 Cup spread on the Internet in 2007.

Serial killer Albert Fish was known to indulge on coprophagia, amongst other types of masochism.

In the film Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, a visual gag shows Austin unwittingly drinking the feces of Fat Bastard believing it to be coffee.

In the film Young Guns II, prisoners are fed horse feces as their only source of nourishment.

Gimme the damn bottle you little brat!

Arthur, don’t leave, please don’t leave me. Come join me, please. We’ll be Hollywood most forgotten beloved.

“I am up at the podium at The Kodak Center gripping and rubbing Lil’ Oscar in front of the world”

we’re the new balls ass, hot ass spokespersons for the ultra exclusive Stolichnaya!!!!

Arthur, you should really not show those pictures of your mother and should instead post a link with NSFW next to it. To be perfectly honest, I threw up a little bit when I saw her.

Arthur, now I know you would like to have a mans hand up your ass permanently, but that’s reserved for us puppets only.

Get your own gig.

I just don’t see much connection between Animal and Keith Moon in terms of appearance but I do see a big resembelence between Kade and Moon.

Keith was given a full bottle of 100 pills, and instructed him to take one whenever he felt a craving for alcohol (like Arthur). The police determined there were 32 pills in his system, with the digestion of 6 being sufficient to cause his death, and the other 26 of which were still undissolved when he died.

Anybody wanna take wagers on how Kade goes?!

Even though I’m cold, I’m way hotter than you Arthur.

Arthur,

I want to reach out to you and share my thoughts about the man known as “Kade”.

There are many people, young and old, who have avoided major life crisis so far in their lives, so when relatively minor stressful events do happen to them, they don’t have that psychological reserve to deal with them that others do.

First, some people simply have much less emotional control than others do. When your emotions are strong and tend to be expressed more often, little matters and irritants can become magnified in your mind to the point where you feel a need for strong reaction to these situations (hence overreaction).

Secondly, I think emotional control is often a direct byproduct of conditioning. That is, if you have lived through some very stressful events in your life, they build within you a sense of inner strength that makes it much easier for you to get through minor future annoyances.

This is why children in general tend to be much more emotional than older people. As you age and experience more and more personal trauma, you become better at handling it in a calm and rational manner.

When I was a young teen, I often marveled at how tolerant and calm the adults were around me when faced with what I thought were life or death situations or with people that were “crazy”… I couldn’t understand how anyone could be so calm in such situations, or be so nice to people who obviously didn’t deserve it.

I didn’t come to fully understand how they could do this until I had developed some of this innate character myself…

Pease do us all a favor and grow up!

HEY ARTIE,

REMOVE THE COMMENT SECTION FROM YOUR WEBSITE, MATE. ALL THESE JEALOUS HATERS SAYING VILE SHIT IS BAD FOR YOUR REP, BRO.

Mark

please kill yourself.

The Lunatics are taking over the asylum

I see a clinic full of cynics
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they’re watching every move we make
we’re all included on the list

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and who am i to disagree
‘cos when the madman flips the switch
the nuclear will go for me

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‘cos there’s so much food here today
that no one wants to take away

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