In what can be summed up as one of the most anticipated, acclaimed, and amazing debuts of any celebrity ever to grace a hit TV Show, I think it was clear to every Gen Popper around the world that Arthur Kade did not disappoint.
Here is the NEW GawKade (Gawker, Kade’s Personal Celeb Tabloid) Link celebrating this amazing accomplishment:
http://gawker.com/5479068/arthur-kade-pops-his-tv-cherry
The Brand has received dozens of emails, texts, and BBM’s congratulating me on what only can be defined as a first starring performance in my domination of the show, and needless to say, “The Journey” has taken the next step with Arthur Kade speaking in a TV Show, and doing it with such panache’ and grace that “The Biz” is saying today, “This kid is the real deal” (Gen Poppers stopped me everywhere to congratulate me on this accomplishment, and the comments were always, “You looked amazing”, “You owned the show”, and “They should make you a regular principal (I told one of The Entourage, “How cool would it be if I headlined 2 Hit shows on TV at the same time. I would be the “”Akon”" of TV and Film ((Because he is the only music artist to have 2 number 1 songs out at the same time in history)))”. “Popping The Cherry” (The Term we working actors in “The Biz” use to refer to our first spoken lines on National TV) can be a nerve wracking experience for most working actors, but what makes Arthur Kade so special, so in demand, so sexy, and so superior is that he may get an Emmy nomination in his first turn on TV because of what one fan called, “The most entertaining and funny thing I have seen on TV in forever”, and this will be an added step to opening doors to touching Lil’ Oscar like no one else ever has.
The Brand decided to watch his “Cherry Popper” by himself in Chateau Kade because I wanted to savor all of the hard work, the hours of practice on The Craft, the sacrifices of money, vagina, and life frills that it took to get to this moment, and I wanted to savor it with the one person I love more than anyone, Arthur Kade. I will let the vids below share my excitement and orgasm in watching myself finally reach the silver screen, and in less than a year of “The Journey”, the brisk pace with which Arthur Kade continues to achieve is unprecedented and unbelievable. “The Year Of The Brand” is off to a crazy start, and trust me when The Brand says, “This is only the pre-ejaculation. I am still just getting warmed up and will explode this year like no one else ever has in history”.
“February 22nd, 2010 will go down in history as a day where the world saw the true abilities of Arthur Kade, and the world now sees that it’s all real, it’s all touchable, and it’s all the orgasmic experience that will light generations for decades to come”….Arthur Kade…02/23/10
Here are the vids, supplemented by Balls Ass Kade commentary:
i’m still waiting to see if she’ll show me her beaver. arthur, can you hook me up bro? i know you like cack, but from one drunk to another, come on!
I’m glad someone else said it. Kent is a wanna be/star fucker/Kade lover. Go back to Joizey, loser.
We all have had conversation on the wigwam with the Anawhobabeavershover. So what! Is this highschool all over again where Arthur is the clown and you boobs pretend to be the supposed cool kids and rip on him?
By all of your posts, it’s a clear indication that you were never the cool kids. Sad.
I have seen Anastasia’s beaver and it is a dam mess. She has nothing further to say. Her mouth must be full of Vienna sausage. Again.
I like Kent, I think he is a funny, talented guy. He said in a comment thread back in July after getting a lot of shit for not ripping Arthur on Arthur while he was LA that he will remain friends with Arthur because he is harmless and kind of funny because of his bizarre behaviour. I highly doubt he would ever align himself professionally with Arthur, but I think he just gets a laugh when he is around socially.
(Sorry for the run-ons, like thesudiest I have been drinking too)
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thump!
{the vermin has passed out}
Classic. Inbred Phillie okie sells grandma’s cancer medicine to take a shot at Hollywood fame, only to be punked on T.V. Arthur, as we all know, is a rural high school drop out who can’t read anything other than his name. So when Showtime shows him a release form with his name in it, he prints his thumb were the signature goes while sporting a big dumb grin.
Now he sees himself on TV and goes wild like a dog in heat, slobbering all over his filthy crack den of an apartment, unable to say anything other than “Kaaadddee” “Me Kaaaddde” and “T.V.” Even a dog with rabies acts more dignified than Arthur, who screams just loud enough to not hear people laughing at him.
Everyone should really check out what the NY Times has to say about Kade’s new low. Click on my name to find out.
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Various states of self-dilusion. Sounds like all of Arthur’s personalities.
I looked at an old video of you from the beginning of last year and seriously, no shit, man you look like you’ve aged 4 or 5 years.
- (American gullibility appears to know no bounds)
- they’re all . . . small-time strivers
- appear to be in various states of self-delusion about their own chances of Hollywood success
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Lunch @ Hutong Art? I’m never impressed & I am impressed. The new clients said 12:30 pm but I am here just a bit early to take in the menu and have a stiffner. I ate cat last night & thought it was really good w/ the steamed bread. Felt a bit like Andrew Z eating some wierd ass shit except it wasn’t. I keep thinking back to how stoked you were for Kent to have led you down the prim rose path and mow you must be so utterly humilated & must feel so betrayed by your “Cali bff.” you got sold holms. Damn!
It’s going to be tough to come back from that kind of set back? Also, it must be awful that the nyt did not even warrant your “performance” with giving you name recognition in the article. Ouch. They only listed you as a played chump or something even worse. It’s a bad blow to the already crippled “journey” which must leave you scrambling for anything to get the bland in the headlines.
You’re all disgustingly pathetic losers to give a rats ass about this loser at this point. You think you’re gonna get through to this dumb ass? You’re not. And if you already realize that (which i know you do), why comment say the same shit day after day. Because you’re all as pathetic as Art, actually, probably worse.
@ridiculous
Don’ you realize this is just fun and games? By Arthur, and the peanut gallery. Lighten up man.
Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.
Contents [hide]
1 Types
2 Causes
3 Progression
4 Treatment
5 Notes
6 References
7 External links
[edit]Types
There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:
Full-Thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus
Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing
Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the anus
[edit]Causes
Rectal prolapse is caused by the weakening of the ligaments and muscles that hold the rectum in place. In most people, the anal sphincter is weak. Rectal prolapse is often associated with the following conditions: advanced age, long term constipation, long term straining during defecation, receiving anal sex,[1][2][3]long term diarrhea, high gastrointestinal helminth loads, pregnancy and stresses of childbirth, previous surgery, cystic fibrosis, COPD, and sphincter paralysis.
[edit]Progression
The condition of Rectal prolapse, a type of rectal rupture, undergoes progression: beginning with prolapsation during bowel movements, through Valsalva movements (sneezing and so forth), then through daily activities such as walking until finally it may become chronic and ceases to retract.
[edit]Treatment
Partial prolapse may be treated by a diet high in fiber.[4]
Pharmaceutically, the condition may only be treated secondarily (by treating deficate) so as to avoid further straining.
The alternative is surgery. It may be divided into two forms of procedure: abdominal surgery and perineal surgery.
Abdominal surgery – for younger patients, but is more dangerous
Anterior resection
Marlex rectopexy
Suture rectopexy
Resection rectopexy
Perineal surgery – often performed on older patients and is less dangerous
Anal encirclement
Delorme mucosal sleeve resection
Altemeier perineal rectosigmoidectomy
Hemorrhoidectomy
@Ridiculous – 0
awe fer crissakes -1
Surprisingly, it is you that resembles loser like qualities for recognizing like-minded behavior.
Simply put – takes one to know one.
Irony strikes back in the form of your post. And mine.
Smells like formaldehyde.
@Dr. Timmy,
Indeed, everyone’s assholes are falling out. Watch where you step.
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@Ridiculous
Aw, you preachy type posters are the funniest of all. It’s all fun and games until someone like you gets a stick wedged so far up their ass that they choke on it. Then it’s really fun.
From the nytimes : ‘The thing uniting the producers, publicists, networking coaches and so on that Mr. Wootton victimizes in “La La Land” is that they’re all, like his characters, small-time strivers (or in the case of Ms. Lee, past their prime). Gary, Brendan and Shirley are delusional by definition, and the people Mr. Wootton lures into his trap, presumably with the promise of appearing on an unspecified Showtime reality program, appear to be in various states of self-delusion about their own chances of Hollywood success. It can make “La La Land” feel more cruel than “Borat,” and almost as funny.’
pussies
Where’s Arthur?
Where’s Kent?
Where’s Waldo?
“It’s going to be Ka Ka Land..” Yup.
I heard about this guy from a UK radio station – they were talking about ‘L.A. La Land’ (TV show) where they interviewed this delusional American guy and were never sure if he was for real or just acting like a total loser to get on TV. They mentioned his name and website and I just had to come and see for myself.
Wow. I wasn’t going to bother commenting until I saw the video clip as I got the impression you were probably just friendly, harmless and a bit dim-witted. How wrong I was. I can’t remember ever having seen someone so vile and delusional in all my days. Arthur, you may try to fool yourself that the guy interviewing you is admiring you and hanging on your every word, but I can tell you from the point of view of someone who has worked with him (his name is Mark Wootton) that his face is one of utter disbelief at your total retardedness. Did you not notice the title of the show at any point? ‘L.A. La Land’? Maybe suggesting they are seeking out the weirdoes of L.A. who live in their own universe? No? Well if you don’t get it now you never will.
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