As we were sitting at Rouge over an amazing brunch today at the best table in the house by the window, The Entourage and I were discussing my amazing 5 sexual conquests this week (5 different girls in 5 different nights, and it is scary how sick The Brand’s Mojo is right now because I am actually turning down vagina every hour of the day right now), and then the conversation moved to the Balls Ass Hot “Unauthorized Doc” (This is the short version of “Documentary” that we Crafters use) that has been created by one of the top 3-4 schools in the world, The University Of Pennsylvania (One of The Entourage said, “How many people in the world can say that an Ivy League school ((Annenberg School Of Communications in Number 1 in the US named after one of my Media Empire peers, Walt Annenberg who would be so proud of the Empire Arthur Kade is creating being covered by his Ultra Prestigious School)) did a documentary on them”, and The Brand replied, “I am one of the most fascinating, polarizing, charming, talented, and inspiring people ever created, and this is just a preview of my future “”E! True Hollywood Story”". If this doesn’t show the Gen Pop how much of a genius Arthur Kade is, then I am not sure what will, and everyone can now see the impact that I am having on every genre of life, and considering that some of the most brilliant people in the world are discussing ME, that’s pretty hot. I really am an amazing discovery of nature”) about the “Fastest Rising Star In Hollywood”, Arthur Kade. The directors have released a 10 minute preview cut of the “Doc”, along with an article linked here, but you can see how amazing it is, how it shows the global, cultural impact that “The Journey” is having on the world, and I have a feeling that when it is submitted to film festivals, Arthur Kade will be the star of either Sundance or Cannes next year talking about how he became the biggest name in the world, and became an award winning movie star and author. Here is the preview vid they have released (This is brilliant, and even though The Brand declined to be part of the project so that it didn’t interfere with anything with my hit TV Show, it shows how groundbreaking “The Journey” is, and how scholars. media personalities, and celebrities are in awe of Arthur Kade) , and the article written by the director, and this may easily go down as one of the most important and groundbreaking “Docs” ever filmed because it shows the beginning of the “Real-Life Rocky” that is Arthur Kade in his grass roots beginnings from Philadelphia Financial Advisor/Socilaite and International Vagina Hunter to Oscar Winning Actor and may serve as the blueprint for actors of Generation K (“Kade”) like Jay-Z’s story serves as The Blueprint for all rappers trying to make it:
FAME: Kade Style (Anniversary Cut!) from Aymar Jean Christian on Vimeo.
AND A LINK TO The amazing article. The director and author, Aymar Jean Christian has been published in Newsweek, The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal, among other publications. He runs the Film@Perelman program and lectures on film at the Philadelphia Museum of Art.
http://blog.ajchristian.org/2010/02/26/fame-kade-style-anniversary-cut/
and another vid they did showing my amazing rendition of my famous “Greed Is Good” monologue meshed in with the one Mike Douglas did in “Wall Street”:
Greed is Good: Kade vs. Douglas from Aymar Jean Christian on Vimeo.
Top Moments From A “Kade Style” Weekend:
1) While hanging out in the snowstorm on Thursday with the owners of Recess (Being a club owner of one of the hottest clubs in a major city is almost as cool as being a celeb like Arthur Kade because Gen Poppers will treat you like a god), one of them got a call from a well known VIP that he was bringing a 200 person party over, so he scrambled and opened the club, and the party was about as close to NYC atmosphere that Philly can get and we were drinking champagne right out of the bottle like it was Brunch at Travertine in NYC. I ended up going home with a girl I was hanging with earlier in the night, and when we woke up at her place, we laughed at how she tried to keep me from coming over by telling me, “My Legs aren’t shaved” to which The Brand responded, “I’ll throw you in the shower when we get to your place”, and the other one was “My place is a disaster” to which Arthur Kade responded, “Perfect, because we are going to make it messier”. I told her, “You realize you are trying to stop a locomotive with a cardboard box right now”, and I made sure it was a worth while night for her, although I was so wasted I had “Whiskey Dick” and couldn’t cumb if my life depended on it.
2) Another girl that I went home with and almost had sex with (She wasn’t on the pill, and I had forgotten condoms and couldn’t risk starting a “Baby Mama” trend so close to so she gave me incredible head to finish me off, and I told one of The Entourage, “She was clean, effective and efficient using 2 hands on me. Some girls are just pros and deserve a “”Standing Ovation”"”), texted me tell me I forgot my fedora at her house, and when I picked it up at her building, she packed my cookies in the bag, and I joked with one of The Entourage at Rouge that night, “You know you kicked ass when she packs you cookies”, and proceeded to hand them out at Rouge. They were delicious by the way if you’re reading.
3) While doing a celebrity modeling appearance at the HUGE Fashion Show, “Fashion-Up” on Friday (Denim was packed to capacity, and with the amounts of “Paps” ((Kadetionary and “Biz” short for Papparazzi)) there to see the “Face Of Philadelphia”, many Gen Poppers actually commented that it felt like NYC), when Arthur Kade hit the runway, the crowd erupted and you would have thought Bono or Sting got on stage, but they went even crazier when they realized that The Brand was carrying his camera and videoing the whole time while walking the runway (One Kade Nation Fan came up to me and said, “That was one of the coolest and most creative things I’ve ever seen. Your TV Show really will be one of the biggest things in the world”, and The Brand responded, “You can’t even imagine what Arthur Kade and IMG Media have dreamed up, and it will make TV History when it hits the air”). Here are the vids showing the Balls Ass reaction:
4) While in the Mogul Room last night, The Brand seduced a Philly 8.8 with a super cute face that reminded me of a young Cathy Zeta Jones, great tits, nice legs, but her 2 front teeth popped out a little too much for my taste and she was a little too “Suburbanite”, at the bar who was celebrating her 30th birthday (Usually this is way too old for me, but I wanted to give her a gift to show her that a celeb of my stature cares about Gen Poppers and after 5 minutes of crazy flirting, we begun making out right in the middle of the room, and I gave her the greatest birthday gift she could have ever hoped for by kissing one of the world’s fastest rising actors and authors (She was an amazing kisser although I wish her tongue was a bit smaller because it was slightly overpowering in my mouth), and when she found out I have a TV Show coming out, I think she almost came in her undies.
5) At brunch today, a Philly 10 (The Entourage and I were blown away at how gorgeous and sophisticated she was, and I said, “She is the most beautiful girl to ever be in here, but she looks really young” and she looked like a Brazilian Model, had no make up on, and gave off the “I own the world” flair) walked in with her mother, and I walked up to her and said, “I have to tell you that you are absolutely gorgeous”, and after her mom and her finished brunch at the bar and were walking out, I ran up to them and said, “I know this is your daughter and I am not sure of your age, but I would love to take you to dinner (The Gen Pop knows that I do not do din with girls, so you can only imagine how gorgeous she was), and her mom and her blushed because of how good looking and charming Arthur Kade was, and her mom said, “That’s so flattering, but she’s only 16, but I’m her mother”, and at that point I could tell that her mom was hoping I would take her instead and “Kade” her, but the only way it would have happened was if the daughter was of age, and we had a threesome because she was way tooooo old. Like one of The Entourage said, “16 will get you 20, so you always gotta card” so I debated getting her number anyway and just calling her in 2 years when she’s legally old enough to date me.
“Nothing is Impossible when you are the human Black Card”….Arthur Kade…02/28/10
@Chaz jiz jiz – trust me, anyone who is jealous of the folks on this blog, are merely just the ones who are dying to escape Philly. Kind of obvious. We come here to take jabs. It’s not jealousy, it’s a right.
Agreed sir…agreed
Ever seen hog testicles?
Stop shitting on my city!
…..ssssshhhh, listen……
tune in, feel……………..Arthur’s career…..
(crickets)
everyone commenting is just wasting time. this man kade feeds off the hate..
i respect your grind arthur, and that documentary is not half bad.
Yeah!
I agree with the comment above. It’s always the same losers anyway. Whether Arthur thrives on it or not, it doesn’t matter.
Waste o’ space.
@you all,
It’s hard to believe he feeds off the hate, but if he does, then let him eat. You blogpolice are wasting your time. See?
And if you respect his ‘grind’ so much and the documentary held your attention, why would you care if we ‘haters’ post hate?
Also, he’s not a ‘man’. He has Peter Pan syndrome.
Hog Joel
Why are M&M’s full of chocolate?
Because it would be illegal to fill them full of shit.
Why did ET the Extra Terrestrial love Reese’s pizzas so much?
Well because they have the same flavour that cum does on his own planet.
How do you keep your pet dog from licking his balls?
Coat them in Domino’s pizza sauce.
Why did God create Domino’s Pizza?
To punish humanity for their complacency at letting the Holocaust happen.
Why do Pringles employees get laid so often?
Because they can.
Why does Arby’s put so much mayonnaise on their sandwiches?
It makes it easier to flush them down the toilet.
How do you keep flies from landing on your Big Mac?
Unwrap it.
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
His judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.
Why does KFC come in a bucket?
So you have something to throw up into afterwards.
Why did the Sanders girls, Colonel Sanders’ daughters, absolutely refuse to eat KFC’s extra crispy fried chicken?
Well because it brought back too many bad memories of their late father’s foreskin.
Why did Colonel Sanders keep his eleven herbs and spices a secret?
Because he was ashamed of them.
And why, why did, on his deathbed, why did Colonel Sanders on his deathbed reveal the secret of his eleven herbs and spices to Academy Award-nominated actress Sally Fields?
Well, because he was desperate for a handjob… Would that have been funnier if we had a black gospel choir behind me?
Celebrity
Why didn’t Santa Claus give anything for Christmas to Osama Bin Laden last year?
Because he blew up the World Trade Center. No Sony Playstation 2 for you, Osama.
What do Osama Bin Laden and Chevy Chase have in common?
Neither one has released a new film in the last year.
What did the godfather of soul, the godfather of soul Gerald Ford have in common with disgraced vocalist James Brown and activist Saddam Hussein?
Well, all three men were very well hung.
Why did Angelina Jolie, sexual actress Angeline Jolie, and sensual actor Brad Pitt, choose to have their baby in a primitive medical facility in Namibia, a third-world hellhole?
Well, simply to have a scapegoat when the baby was born retarded… Did you get that on film asshole, huh? Sick creeps.
Why did Vice-President Dick Cheney shoot Texas attorney Harry Whittington.
Well, it was in retaliation for the Biggie Smalls murder… Hey they loved that joke in Dubai, I’m telling you.
Why did Julia Roberts rub shit on her vagina?
Because she was horny. Hey, don’t blame me. I stole that joke from Kris Kristofferson.
What did Santa Claus give Paris Hilton for Christmas?
Well, he raped her.
Why did Robert Redford stick his cock in a jar of Paul Newman’s spaghetti sauce?
Lots of spaghetti sauce fans in the crowd tonight. Good to see. Sauce enthusiast. For those… to repeat… for those whose ears are encrusted with venereal disease: Why did Paul Newman, no Robert Redford right, stick his cock in a jar of Paul Newman’s spaghetti sauce?
Well, the two men have been friends for over 40 years, do you think he’s gonna stick his cock in a competitor’s product?
Why did God send Terri Schiavo to hell?
For the sin of sloth.
Why did God create herpes?
So Robin Williams could give something to his female fans that they couldn’t just turn around and sell on eBay.
Did you guys hear the one about the paparazzi with the heart of gold?
He stole it from Princess Diana as she lay dying in her car.
Why did the United States government hire a former hotdog vendor to pull the switch that executed Timothy McVeigh?
Well, they thought he might relish the job.
Did you read that Timothy McVeigh killed a million more people the night before he was executed, huh? Yeah. He ejaculated onto the floor of his cell… [When no one laughs:] Could this be a generation gap.
All right, for his final meal, why did Timothy McVeigh request a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, a can of Pringles potato chips, a Nestle chocolate bar, and a Mountain Dew?
Because he had endorsement deals with all those companies… Sorry about that one.
Why did God create the Paris Hilton sex video tape?
Well, so that the mentally retarded would have something to masturbate to.
Hey is it just me, is it just me, or is George Bush the worst president in the history of the United States, huh. Am I right? Which makes it all the harder to understand why his son, George W, is the best president we’ve had in the United States.
[Alternative version: But these are difficult times, and it helps to have a sense of humour, doesn't it, ladies and gentlemen, with some of the things we've been going through in this country. I gotta tell you, I'm sure a few of you will agree, George Bush is the worst president this country has ever had, huh? Which is why it's so hard for me to understand why his son, George W Bush, has turned out to be the best president this country's ever had.]
But I’d like to take this opportunity to publicly thank the people of Italy for their help with the war effort. As you may have read in the newspaper today, the Italians were involved, they sent over Pavarotti into Iraq to eat all the Iraqis’ spaghetti in an attempt to demoralize them… [When people groan:] Hey, come on, I have cancer.
Well I’d like to take this opportunity to thank the Phoenix Greyhound Park for hosting this annual event, because this is a great annual event, isn’t it, ladies and gentlemen. It’s just like Woodstock ‘99, but without all the rapes. And this is being filmed tonight for a DVD, although we will be editing that line from the broadcast. Been saddled with some substandard material here tonight, sorry about that.
Musicians
Hey what do you call it folks, friends, what do you call it when decrepit old dogs regurgitate garbage just before dying — what’s the medical term for that?
The Rolling Stones in concert.
Why did Metallica cut their hair?
Their hairdresser said it was the only way to get all that matted cum out of it.
Why did God give Smashmouth three top ten singles?
Well, it was a clerical error — he meant to give them all AIDS.
Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?
Well because he was tired of Haulin’ Oats.
Why did Sir Mick Jagger shove a carrot up his daughter’s ass?
He mistook her for a fan.
What do you get when you cross Elton John with a sabretooth tiger?
I don’t know, but you’d better keep it away from your ass.
But you know the thing with this war that really confused me was why the United Kingdom was involved at all. I don’t think we needed those guys — do you? I mean, their military is in terrible shape. Look who they’ve got. They’ve got Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Elton John, Sir Mick Jagger, I mean these are hardly the knights of the round table… Okay. Well, moving right along.
Why did Jim Morrison, the dynamic lead singer of The Doors, die in a bathtub?
Well, he overexerted himself trying to clean the grime off of his balls.
Why did God give Motley Crue such abnormally large penises?
So that they’d be better equipped at dealing with the pain of life.
Why does Britney Spears sell so many millions of albums?
Because the public is horny and depressed.
How about Britney Spears’ tits. Why didn’t we just drop those on Iraq, huh. Talk about your biological warfare. I guess in her case it could more accurately be termed chemical warfare.
What do you call the creatures who are growing in the pile of potato chip wrappers and discarded g-strings behind Britney Spears’ house?
Her children.
Why did Kevin Federline spray Britney Spears’ caesarean section with Lysol disinfectant?
So it would be safe for fucking.
What do you call a senior citizen who can’t refrain from exposing their genitalia in public?
Madonna.
Why did Madonna feed her infant baby Alpo dog food?
Well, she had no choice. That’s just what came out of her breasts… These drug addicts like it, huh, why can’t the rest of you.
Reach into my bag of tricks here, or more accurately my bag of shit. Why did Madonna wear a hat on the cover of her last two albums?
To try and cover up her bald spot.
What does British filmmaker Guy Richie have in common with Cheetos?
They both come in a plastic bag.
Times are tough for Michael Jackson. Over at Neverland, he recently had to shut down the juvenile VD clinic.
Why did Michael Jackson turn down $10,000,000 to advertise for McDonalds?
Because he doesn’t find obese children at all sexually appealing.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his infant son over the balcony of his hotel room?
He was punishing him for refusing to finish his plate of sperm.
Why did Michael Jackson put chocolate sauce on his hot dog?
So his children would eat it.
In keeping with the tradition he’s had with his past albums of titling them after his various personality traits — you know — “bad”, “dangerous”, “off the wall” — he’s titling the first of these two new albums, to be released in July — he’s titling this first album “gay”, and that’ll be followed up in November with the second album, you know, “mentally ill”.
What do you call five fingers that are grasping a small boy’s penis?
The Jackson Five.
How many Red Hot Chilli Peppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well it depends on how recently they’ve shot up… [When no one laughs:] Well, we’ve got a few junkies here tonight, huh. Call the police, you people make me gag. Clean up your act, you’re a disgrace to this clean city.
Did you guys hear, this was in the news, did you hear that Anthony Kiedis, the Grammy Award-winning composer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, finally joined the mile high club.
Yeah, he raped a woman in Denver.
Did you guys know that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers are the United States’ foremost supporters of the mentally disabled.
That’s right. For the past 20 years, without any public fanfare, at their own expense, they have been hiring these poor souls, the mentally disabled, hiring them to design their tattoos.
What is the only thing worse than a new album by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers?
9/11.
Why did the Red Hot Chilli Peppers cross the road?
Well because they were running away from the rehab clinic.
Why are the Red Hot Chilli Peppers’ veins in danger of collapsing?
Well because the band has had so many hits.
What do the Red Hot Chilli Peppers have in common with George W Bush?
Well both of them like to shoot up everything in sight.
What’s the difference between the Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Harriet Taubman?
Well of course the great Harriet Taubman was a heroine to the slaves, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers are slaves to the heroin.
Why did the Red Hot Chilli Peppers go under the bridge?
Because there was a plate of shit there they wanted to jack off into.
What do you get when you cross the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with an octopus?
[Something] with eight arms to shoot up into.
What did the Red Hot Chilli Peppers do when their management informed them that they were not all happy with the band’s latest tracks?
Well, they went out and bought long suede shirts.
All right, here’s a crowd pleaser. Why did Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper all retire from the music industry in 1959?
Well, because their vocal cords were all damaged in an accident.
How many Backstreet Boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don’t screw in light bulbs — they’re too busy screwing their audience.
Hey, here’s one for you gang. What was Elvis Presley’s worst ever release?
Well, the ejaculation containing Lisa Marie.
Why does Eric Clapton close his eyes during all of his guitar solos?
Well, because his audience is so ugly. That was in the news.
Why did Al-Qaeda burn in a public town square in Kabul, Afghanistan, over 10,000 copies of Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” album?
Well, because it’s a horrible album.
What was the name of the historical event at which hundreds of thousands of children were brutalized by a fascist dictatorship and then left out in the sun to die?
The Vans Warped Tour.
Why did NASA send a titanium copy of the latest Linkin Park album to every planet in our solar system?
Well, to kill off any interest that the aliens may have had in invading earth.
Why did two teenage boys crawl down into the bottom of a portable chemical toilet, down into the holding tank, and wait there for 15 hours?
[Alternative version: why did two teenage boys spend 15 hours in a holding tank of the chemical toilet?]
Well, because they wanted to meet Aerosmith.
What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?
Well, if you get pricked with a porcupine’s needle, you’re not likely to get AIDS.
What do you get when you cross the latest album by Courtney Love with a boomerang?
A shitty album you can’t get rid of.
Hey La Groovia-
It’s not mayo, it’s fuckin’ Horsey Sauce, cumbass!
Don’t quit your day job brother.
There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. Arthur, are you listening?
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?
I’m sucha joke. look how funny I am!?
yeah, we’re so cool, everyone misses us. even crispy lispy.
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can’t, they have always been like that.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven’t met!
Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. What’s a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry”
A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry….
Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. “Way to go team!”
Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL
Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. What’s the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.
Q. What do blondes and cow poop have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
Q. What does a blonde say when you ask her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.
Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn’t follow you home after you lay it.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it…
Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. “Are you sure it’s mine?”
Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have blond boyfriends
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up
Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch ‘n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I’m going to fall again!
Onion man:
The person that you think you keep seeing after a hard alcohol session ( usually two days or more ). This is a section of paranoia you suffer as a result of drinking.
Lying in bed after a 2-3 day alcohol session sweating hard, onion man is standing over your bed supervising and wont go away. He appears in your dreams and can be seen through the corner of your eye on occasions forcing one to constantly look over ones shoulder.
I’m a fancy name for a toilet. I’m full of shit!
We’re boycotting. Fuck this place. We rule and you guys all suck. And your dumb.
Very interesting and amusing subject. I read with great pleasure.
Closet homo