Kade Scale
By arthurThe Kade Scale 1-10
Here is my rating scale. You may or may not agree, but I have been at the top, and can tell you that I am experienced enough to understand the best from just OK. Women also will rate other women differently than men, because women tend to like classical beauty, rather than a combination of great looks and sex appeal. They will also miss some of the key components that men will pick up on that may make a girl hotter in my eye so I try to avoid rating girls with other girls because it just turns into an argument where the girl doesn’t understand what I mean anyway. The common response is “She’s so beautiful”, and my response is “She’s OK, doesn’t do it for me” which usually turns into an argument. For some girls on the list, I have placed what movie I think they looked best in next to their names, so you can get an idea
10-The “Cream of the Crop”
A woman who has it all: Amazing body, Distinctive facial features, Would stand out at a hot club, and someone who I would be proud to take to a black tie event, and not want to leave with another hot girl there. It isn’t always the supermodel type, but a girl that when you look at her all you want to do his rip her clothes off, but also carries that “stripper” hot appeal that breaths sexuality and class. This is the only level of girl that I would date long term, and she rarely, if ever, has a bad day. A 10 may or may not be classically beautiful, but someone who I would feel would take over a room with me, if she were out with me at an event. Definitely Kade worthy.
Example: Megan Fox, Catherine Zeta-Jones (Entrapment), Gisele Bundchen, Marissa Miller, Demi Moore (Charlie’s Angels), Alesandro Ambrosio.
9-Just shy of being perfect
This is a girl that can be either extremely beautiful or have an amazingly cool look. This must be combined with a very sexy attitude and seducing feel. Many girls can be classically beautiful, but don’t rate high because they look and act like a dead fish with no personality. A 9 may not be Gisele or Megan, but if you see her at 1Oak she will still stand out and may be worth taking home, but may not be worth dating. 9’s can have some “bad days”, but can also sometimes look as good as a 10, just not on a consistent basis. She may also have 1 or 2 cool facial or body features that make her stick out more and exudes sex. Worth taking home, but not dating.
Example: Scarlett Johansson (Match Point), Adriana Lima, Penelope Cruz (Blow), Angelina Jolie (Lara Croft), Gwyneth Paltrow (Great Expectations), Natalie Portman (Closer), Kate Walsh (Grey’s Anatomy)
8-A cute girl, but not date worthy
She may be pretty and sexy to a high degree, but is lacking that “IT” quality that will make her stick out to me. An 8 may look good enough on certain days to hang out with, but is not a long term commitment, and can have moments where she looks good enough to be a 9, but can also have days where she is an 8. It is also a girl that understands that she may not be a 9 or 10, and doesn’t try to make herself into that level with plastic surgery or grooming. Sometimes an 8 can be a 7 in looks but have such an amazing sex appeal that she comes off hotter. Worth taking home when drinking, but not dating.
Example: Shannyn Sossamon (Rules of Attraction), Lindsay Lohan (Georgia Rules), Naomi Campbell, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Connelly (A Beautiful Mind), Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, Halle Berry
7-Above average, keep as a friend
She may be cute and somewhat sexy, but not someone that I would date on a regular scale. Many 7’s will come off fake and not genuine because they realize they aren’t as good as the top tier, and this makes them even less attractive because they act like they are trying too hard. They can have just as many “bad days” as “good days”, and they lack sexuality and consistency.
Example: Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Kerry Washington, Cameron Diaz, Bar Refaeli, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Beyonce, Julia Roberts, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez
6 and under-Don’t bother
Not worth listing or discussing. Not even friend or date worthy.
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LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ridiculously handsome? god, you’re born in the wrong side of the world. grow up.
Okay, everyone’s entitled to their own opinions.
but your rating system consists of celebrities with personal stylists, trainers & manager.
you my man, ain’t gonna die a happy man.
that’s all i can say.
because you think yourself far too highly and consider everyone else far too lowly.
you only look OKAY-ish in potraits.
just look at yourself in those candid shots.
EW.
my goodness.
even the 7s you rated would think you’re a just a piece of shit even when you finally decided to do them.
wtf?
grow up, arthur, grow up.
you’re disillusioned.
and overly narcissistic.
looking at your top pictures you kinds look a little fat. for a mentally disabled person your kinda funny but in a retarded way. you are not attractive moron ure a 2.3 maybe 1.9 so as your not worthy of being anyones friend or date it makes so much sense you have no genuine friends or freinds at all.
lets just hope that the frequency of arthur kade’s mutated allele does not increase in the human gene pool. a narcissist like this would probably end up marrying his own photo, but thank goodness he cant reproduce asexually
Beyoncé just a 7? Have you bumped your head?!
your scale is impressive.. well.. guess i will refer this as my scale for da guys too! LOL!
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ERR DO CHICKS EVEN GO FOR YOU. HOW ABOUT FIX YOURSELF UP FIRST U LOSER
just seen you on the tv show la la land and you looked like a right tit on there too.
also pretty ignorant as you couldn’t see that he was taking the piss out of you…
have you even got with anyone on your 10 list… i doubt it.
if i were your mother i would be ashamed. the manner that you speak in is derogatory, offensive and egotistical. get a grip.
Honestly Arthur your deluded, on looks alone your a 6.5, and thats an honest and fair assessment, i’m not even saying that because your a vile person and need taking down a peg or two. Taking your personality into account your a solid 4…seriously
Dude, you rock, Are you sure we are not related! Do you have a secret camera in my head!! so many similiar thoughts…LOVE the Kade Scale!
Plenty of negative comments from the Sharks Remora here! They would have to google it, because they would not understand what a sucking fish is or the fact it just attaches itself to a bigger fish and eats the scraps ! I thank god that the Remora species do not live on land and attach themselves to higher level humans like myself! Because lunch dates and meetings with my Celeb Yakuza friends could get a little weird.
Keep up the good work my brother from another mother!
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got pwned in the bbc show ‘lala land’. came off as a real idiot.
I may agree that women can be defined in a scale but i’m sorry ? On what basis have you decided that a “6″ isn’t even friend worthy.
In complete honesty being a woman (no not jealousy) You’re no more than a 2. You have a semi decent body but your face is awful. So is your personality which is at a 0.5 the only women going home with you are drunk and have serious Daddy issues.
Arthur Kade likes the dick..
hey there man..this is my first time writting here..saw ur webpage from a friend..ur a cool guy..no doubt bout dat..u lead an interesting life with beaitiful women around u..let me just share a story with u..i was u once..ladies man..very handsome and body to die for..i was a football player and use to fuck around with the most attractive women around and dump em the next morning..girls use to give themselves to me without me having to ask em..i cheated on my girlfriend with many hot mamas..she knew what was happening but never once questioned me..one day i told her everything..i could see her heart breaking but i had to tell her…u see she was not de ordinary type..from ur scale i thk she would rank on 6 or less but she was different..well its hard to explain how different she was here..anyway 2 years ago i met in an accident..i lost my arm and im paralyzed now..just a few months ago i married the same girl who loved me all her life despite my condition..i lost everything but now i realize its not the looks or ur physical appearence that matters the most..its what inside of u that determine what will u achive in life..hey im sorry if this story of mine is a lil disturbing to u..but i really tot of sharing it wit u and ur fans..god bless..
Why do you still consider yourself to be a celebrity with millions of fans/followers when the number of comments on your blog posts nowadays doesn’t get over 100? The amount of page hits on Alexa.com shows your site to not even be in the top 100,000. Why are you continually lying to yourself and everyone else? Do you know how much of a loser people think you are? You say that you’re sharing your life with us, the good and the bad, blah blah blah, but it’s all a COMPLETE FAIL. All of it. Everything you do is laughed at by many people. Everything. Even your former coworkers at Ameriprise are laughing at you. I don’t know why you have this “I’ll show them” attitude when it’s clear that you’re done and over with. Maybe you really are mentally challenged. Perhaps you do have some sort of mental disorder. Whatever the case, the fact that your shrink and your parents are allowing you to have a webpage is a testament to how much they care about your well-being: not one bit.
You suck, fuck you, quit playing make-believe. Even if you stopped now, people would STILL laugh at the name Arthur Kade/Arthur Kadyshes for the rest of their lives. You have forever stained yourself. F-O-R-E-V-E-R.
LMFAO!
You are so hilarious!
I can’t tell if this site is serious or sarcastic!
In the case that you are serious… uhhh you my friend are quite the deluded guy and need to get a life. If you keep on living like this, you are going to end up exactly like Narcissus and die loving yourself with nobody to love you.
I’m sad for you. What a lonely, lost little boy with SERIOUS emotional issues – desperately seeking approval.
I hope some day you find yourself….
congratulations, you might just go down in history like you are after, but not for dating beautiful women, which you clearly dont As I dont see you holding megan fox’s hand.. but for being an arrogant pig, having millions of haters. Expressing your fantasies about being with such beautiful women aint gettin you far. because you just wish you could be with half of these stunning ladies.
You see, I would be a 0 on your list, but too everyone I know im very desired by men wherever i go.. I have people lined up, and basically.. if i seen you at a club 1. I wouldnt know who you are, (must be ohhhh so famous) 2. I would reccomend you get a nose job and 3.. if someone with your looks, and personality hit on me.. I WOULD LAUGH IN THEIR FACE BECAUSE YOUR A ZERO IN THE REAL WORLD BABY
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA whu the fuckk do ya think yu r?? do u seriously, actually think that u are hot, or that ur a celeb or that any1 on that list will even consider going out wif uu, fukk urself u ugly bastard u look like a piece of crap, and if i wwere to make a scale, ud be a 0.01
and im beingg serious u stupid loser, grow up and get real, this websitee of urz is the biggest joke ever, u stupid dickhead, i mean look at ur pic u got thee ugliest face ever u look like ur 50 years old and your body looks retarded oh yeah and how can adriana lima, beyonce, charlize theron, kim kardashian, angelina jolie and bar rafaeli NOT be a 10, u are fukenn deluded this scale of urz makes me sick
uhm let me guess, u dont have a girfriend and if u do please provide a photo because i am certain that she is not going to be a 10 or 9 or 8 or 7 probably not even a 4….
This dude is an idiot yeah you authur. All the woman on your scale had plastic surgery ( celebrities in hollywood are fake). Talking about you wouldn’t date an 8. lol You look like a fake Italian Stallion (with no muscles) … You lucky you can get an 8. You must be living in a fantasy world.. talking about you wouldn’t go out with an 8..lol The average looking woman is 5 to 6, 7.0 just above average, 8.0 is nice/tight, 9 to 9.9 cold… To be honest I be happy with and 8 or better
It’s a good thing we women aren’t as shallow as rating a man for his appearance.
We reject fucks like you because you have a small dick.
u’re not even good looking, u’re ugly, i bet these celebs dont even know who u are, get a nose job!
ha ha ha ha ha you are such a tool and the sheer definition of a D-bag. I can’t believe I’m waisting my time writing this to tell you.