Apr 17 2009
Kade Scale
The Kade Scale 1-10
Here is my rating scale. You may or may not agree, but I have been at the top, and can tell you that I am experienced enough to understand the best from just OK. Women also will rate other women differently than men, because women tend to like classical beauty, rather than a combination of great looks and sex appeal. They will also miss some of the key components that men will pick up on that may make a girl hotter in my eye so I try to avoid rating girls with other girls because it just turns into an argument where the girl doesn’t understand what I mean anyway. The common response is “She’s so beautiful”, and my response is “She’s OK, doesn’t do it for me” which usually turns into an argument. For some girls on the list, I have placed what movie I think they looked best in next to their names, so you can get an idea
10-The “Cream of the Crop”
A woman who has it all: Amazing body, Distinctive facial features, Would stand out at a hot club, and someone who I would be proud to take to a black tie event, and not want to leave with another hot girl there. It isn’t always the supermodel type, but a girl that when you look at her all you want to do his rip her clothes off, but also carries that “stripper” hot appeal that breaths sexuality and class. This is the only level of girl that I would date long term, and she rarely, if ever, has a bad day. A 10 may or may not be classically beautiful, but someone who I would feel would take over a room with me, if she were out with me at an event. Definitely Kade worthy.
Example: Megan Fox, Catherine Zeta-Jones (Entrapment), Gisele Bundchen, Marissa Miller, Demi Moore (Charlie’s Angels), Alesandro Ambrosio.
9-Just shy of being perfect
This is a girl that can be either extremely beautiful or have an amazingly cool look. This must be combined with a very sexy attitude and seducing feel. Many girls can be classically beautiful, but don’t rate high because they look and act like a dead fish with no personality. A 9 may not be Gisele or Megan, but if you see her at 1Oak she will still stand out and may be worth taking home, but may not be worth dating. 9’s can have some “bad days”, but can also sometimes look as good as a 10, just not on a consistent basis. She may also have 1 or 2 cool facial or body features that make her stick out more and exudes sex. Worth taking home, but not dating.
Example: Scarlett Johansson (Match Point), Adriana Lima, Penelope Cruz (Blow), Angelina Jolie (Lara Croft), Gwyneth Paltrow (Great Expectations), Natalie Portman (Closer), Kate Walsh (Grey’s Anatomy)
8-A cute girl, but not date worthy
She may be pretty and sexy to a high degree, but is lacking that “IT” quality that will make her stick out to me. An 8 may look good enough on certain days to hang out with, but is not a long term commitment, and can have moments where she looks good enough to be a 9, but can also have days where she is an 8. It is also a girl that understands that she may not be a 9 or 10, and doesn’t try to make herself into that level with plastic surgery or grooming. Sometimes an 8 can be a 7 in looks but have such an amazing sex appeal that she comes off hotter. Worth taking home when drinking, but not dating.
Example: Shannyn Sossamon (Rules of Attraction), Lindsay Lohan (Georgia Rules), Naomi Campbell, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Connelly (A Beautiful Mind), Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, Halle Berry
7-Above average, keep as a friend
She may be cute and somewhat sexy, but not someone that I would date on a regular scale. Many 7’s will come off fake and not genuine because they realize they aren’t as good as the top tier, and this makes them even less attractive because they act like they are trying too hard. They can have just as many “bad days” as “good days”, and they lack sexuality and consistency.
Example: Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Kerry Washington, Cameron Diaz, Bar Refaeli, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Beyonce, Julia Roberts, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez
6 and under-Don’t bother
Not worth listing or discussing. Not even friend or date worthy.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
how the hell can you put megan fox as a 9? she looks like a fucking hooker. oh wait, i forgot you like strippers…my bad.
What? No Lex Steel, Peter North or Ron Jeremy?
Palin/Kade 2012
You are such a fucking asshole. Given that you’re 30+, I’m assuming that your mom is at least 50 or so, and probably not above a “6.” So should people not be friends with her? I cannot believe you are so shallow that you would not be friends with someone if you didn’t find them to be–at a minimum–as hot as the women you listed in your 7s section.
Dick!
Oh my god! You wouldn’t be a girl’s friend if she was uglier than Charlize Theron? Are you bat insane? How come all the girls you show yourself hugging (I’m guessing some of them are part of your “Players”) are uglier than these women. Why are you friends with them? On the CallMeMama scale you are a 6 for looks (ugly head with large nose/large adam’s apple on a nice body) and you are knocked down to a 4 with personality. If we cut off your head that would solve alot of the problem as your face would be gone as would your personality. Might bring you up to a 9! Cut off your head Arthur!
I can’t believe this shit. I’m speechless. You wouldn’t date Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel? I know some girls you’ve dated, not naming names, but they are 4-5’s AT BEST.
So funny; love it. You are like a 4, tops!
Dude, you’re not worthy of flushing Angelina’s tampon. Seriously. You wouldn’t have a prayer with any of these women, or their housekeepers. Best chance for you is to stick with boys. I’m sure your Boy Scale is much more forgiving.
So your 7’s…you wouldn’t tag ‘em? C’mon Arthur. I love ya, but I think you’re f’n with us.
RBP
Yeah c’mon….the last girl you dated was about a 7….that blue steel look only got her so far….
Oh ya and what the hell is Paris Hilton doing on there. You smoke crack!
Your scale is off kilter AK - remember your looks have to match the girl (b/c you don’t have any money & no girl that hot is going to settle with you if there’s no money in the mix) & YOU CERTAINLY ARE NOT a 10 & never will be. But no worries, come to see me & I can fix the nose, et al….
I think the point he’s trying to make is when you take away their fame/money, etc. and just at their pure physicality, you’re less likely to give them a high number.
And I think Arthur WOULD tag the 7s he lists — that’s b.s. to think he wouldn’t. Hell, on a given night if I’m horny, I’d do a 5-6 (alot of it depends on the night and what your other options are) and so would Arthur.
I think this scale is just to get a reaction and a reaction I’m sure he’ll get. I too have seen the girls you run around with and they look….well…tired, over processed…not anywhere near the caliber of women above.
I’m sure he knew what he was doing when he posted his scale. Hey dude, it’s NOT “amazing!”
I had to go back and look again at who you have posted above. They are all beautiful women and NOTHING like the girls (notice the difference…women…girls) you run around with!
Also, please know and being the “great actor” that you are, I’m sure you do. All of these women look different when the make-ups off and there is no airbrushing!?
They all have bad days……you are F-ing IDIOT!! You really must believe your own shit.
I don’t think you’re clueless although at times in conversation you might be. I want to believe you know what you’re doing here and this is all a scam…..although I’m really at a loss here and don’t know what to believe.
one more thing….can you do me a favor and go play in traffic?! Thanks babe!
This blog has gone from clever satire to a parody of a clever satire.
It only works when the audience thinks it might be legit. With your last week of posts, and now this “scale,” it’s obvious you’re just trying to provoke, generate page-hits, and illicit angry responses.
That makes it dull.
In the 8 section you say, “good enough uncertain days.” I think you mean “on certain days”. If you’re going to write this shit that is a one way ticket to hell, you might as well attempt to not butcher the English language.
99% of the people that you are photographed with are not even 7’s on your scale. Why do you hang out with them? This scale and this website are the reasons that you will NEVER have another girlfriend ever again.
Mr. Kade,
Kate Walsh is gross. You look like her without makeup.
Where does Solei Moonfrye fall on your list?
Love your scale. Salma Hayek and Jessica Biel must be breathing a sigh of relief over the fact that you’d consider dating them. Lucky girls!
I’m looking forward to your Guy Rating Scale. I imagine it looks like this:
“10″ - A guy with a 10 inch cock.
“9″ - A guy with a 9 inch cock.
“8″ - A guy with an 8 inch cock.
“7″ - A guy with a 7 inch cock.
“6″ - A guy with a 6 inch cock.
Any guy with a cock smaller than 6 inches is an automatic “0,” since he can’t pleasure the depths of your stretched out manhole.
This is getting stupid.
You have really, really, ugly lips.
You look like a gay porn version of sylvester stallone.
“but also carries that “stripper” hot appeal that breaths sexuality and class.”
because the queen of england is not classy enough, do you suppose that her stylist might ever suggest to “stripper” it up a bit? i can hear them now;
‘invest in some nipple tassles your majesty and gives the ol’ chaps a little show.’
really, nothing screams class like showing your tits off for money from disgusting, dirty men.
i could see why you like that particular look though, where a woman looks like she’ll have sex with you but for pocket change, it’s probably conditioning from when you were 19 and had to keep finding hookers to sex you up.
ps; invest some money in a dictionary and look up “crass” and “breathes”, i believe those are the words you were looking for.
Wow…can you publish a narcissism scale next?
WOW . your going to hell - really you are… beyonce a 7??? your a 5 maybe
REAL HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE ARENT EVEN AS SHALLOW AS YOU. FYI - YOUR NOT GODS GIFT TO EARTH!!!!!!! THE PIC OF YOUR HUGE NOSTRILS SHOWS THAT IN YOUR LAST BLOG!!!!!!
God you’re an idiot! If some of these women that you rated a 9 or 10 would laugh that you think you could score a date with them and all women below that are breathing a sigh of relief that you won’t be stalking them anytime soon.
Oh.
My.
God.
My mind is seriously blown. WOW!!! The Kade Scale is whacked. Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Walsh are 9’s like Angelina Jolie?!? If Angelina Jolie is a 9 on anyone’s scale, that automatically makes Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Walsh 4’s at best. So Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Walsh are hotter than Jessica Alba, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Bar Rafaeli and Salma Hayek? Your scale is demented. And Kim Kardashian is actually very good-looking and sexy even without make-up. Paris Hilton is nowhere close to Kim Kardashian. Your scale would be more believable if you took out Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Walsh, and Paris Hilton. Gwyneth Paltrow hardly oozes sexuality. And Paris Hilton oozes herpes. Oh, wait! Maybe that’s why you are attracted to her. You have something in common with her?
And to say 6’s aren’t even worth being friends with?! You are so shallow. You need major help. Here’s a reality check: You are like a 4 at best. If you’ve really dated 9’s and 10’s which is doubtful, then consider yourself lucky. You’re lucky if a 5 or a 6 even talk to you. You should hang out at the beach all day or by the pool. That’s the only way you’ll improve your ranking–if you strip down to shorts and show off your body. Also, make sure you wear sunglasses when you are half-naked to make sure the focus stays on your body and not your face.
The women you post pictures of yourself with are generally not anywhere near as hot as the celebrities posted above. A few of the women are actually really attractive and might be 9’s in the real world (one of the recent ones looks like a 10) but even then they are 7’s compared to most of the starlets above. All of your celebrity 7’s (except Paris Hilton) are 8’s and 9’s and 10’s. You need to move them up from a scale that lists Paris Hilton as a 7 (she is a 7). They deserve better.
You disgust me. I have never felt a need to comment on your site, mainly because you are just a way for my friends and me to get a little laughter at work…But seriously? You absolutely did it this time. Whatever “9″ or “10″ that is lame enough to go home with you will be a perfect match!
hey genius- i think that’s a bit of an oxymoron in your description of a 10. you say a girl that has stripper appeal and breeds sexuality and class…how many strippers do you know that are classy? you don’t know what class is so i can see how you’d be confused.
thank you for the laugh. OMG what a total dick you are. ha ha ha ahahahahha]
you deserve nothing but the very best of nursing home abuse in your lonely old age, you cock. good luck with that.
PS you are about a 2/10. asshole
You would never be a friend of any woman who is a 6 or less? So you are trying to convince us that “Radio Babe,” “Latina Angel,” “Bling,” “The Mayor,” and “Samantha Jones” all rate as AT LEAST a 7? All of them are more attractive than Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Kerry Washington, Cameron Diaz, Bar Refaeli, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Beyonce, Julia Roberts, Salma Hayek, and Jennifer Lopez?
Ummmmmmm, OK, Artie. Whatever you say.
I know every single one of your “players,” and not one is more than a 6, perhaps a 7 on a very, very good day. “Radio Babe” rates as a 6 to most people, post-implants, of course.
Perhaps you should put your rating below every girl with whom you take a picture in the future, just to put the “Kade Scale” into perspective, with women you actually have met. And since you have been with some of the most beautiful women in the world, surely you have a few pictures to prove that bold statement, right? Let’s see a few of them, Artie.
It is time for you to put-up or shut-up, Artie. Just as you are full of sh*t with respect to your “acting” prospects (NONE of which have materialized, despite much braggadocio from you), we all know (esp. those who actually know you) you are full of sh*t concerning your alleged exploits with some of the most beautiful women in the world. You seem to have dozens of pictures with completely average-looking women, so where are the pictures of you with the most beautiful women in the world?
Among your endless parade of syntactical errors, schmuck, you meant to use “complement” rather than “compliment.” They are two completely different words, moron. If you can’t afford a dictionary, perhaps your poor ass should steal one (or at least use a free dictionary online).
This is nice, Kade, but I don’t know that any of these chicks would stick you with a strap-on. You are probably better off sticking to homosexual “pitchers” and dominatrixes.
Dude!! Whatever, Your noze is so big it must be nice to wake up and smell the coffee in Brazile
I’m clinging to this blog like a child clings to the notion of Santa Claus. for as long as I can have some belief in something so far-fetched, so absurd and implausible, the rest of dreary reality will be illuminated with a softer glow.
Arthur….I’d love to see you say “no thanks” to Salma Hayek because–Oh! Wait. she wouldn’t be asking.
Here’s the Medusa Scale for man rating, I hope you’ll find this useful next time you’re trolling the truck stops around Philly looking for a ride
10–Wealthy, powerful, stunningly handsome, talented, brilliant, romantic, thoughtful, organized and does not exist.
9–Wealthy, stunningly handsome, talented, brilliant, romantic, thoughtful, and does not exist.
8–Stunningly handsome, talented, brilliant, romantic, thoughtful and most likely exists.
7–Hot, talented, smart, maybe has nice table manners and certainly exists
6–Hot, employed, clever, tells good jokes, I’ve had several, they do improve with time and nagging.
5–Cute, employable, slow but earnest, might throw him a shot out of pity
4–Passable, employable, as long as he doesn’t talk too much he’s ok.
3–Maybe if I was still drinking
2–Maybe if it was between him or the firing squad
1–Arthur Kade. If I’m feeling generous.
Well, this explains why the only date you actually score with is your hand……
lol well done
just curious why you were making out with that 6 upstairs at denim last night, you fucking douchebag!
SPEECH PATHOLOGIST PLEASE HELP HIM
you are ugly stupid and you smell bad, everyone thinks so
Great, now I have to visit this site regularly, in case Kade posts more gems like this. I do not want to miss out.
By the way everyone, criticize him all you want, but his ranking is kind of credited.
You have absolutely no chance with a single woman that you mentioned. You are either the single dumbest human being on the face of this planet or you are the best typing chimp ever. Surely no man, who enjoys actually having sex with women, would ever write this garbage. Why, you might ask Arty? Because belive it or not, women can read, and I’m fairly certain that they are rather efficient at navagating the Internet as well. Women will read this article douchenozzle, and although they already knew this, they will have undeniable evidence that you are an utterly dillusional choad. As a guy who is pretty damn good looking, with better abs I might ad Arty, I would never make the same penis killing move that you have just enacted. I will continue to bed all of the Jessica Albas out there that are “below you ” and will love every sextacular second of it. If I was you, and I thank the lord almighty that I am not, I would swallow an entire bottle of painkillers immediately, and lap up the sweet escape of death.
You are unquestionably the most insecure bag of rank dog shit to ever grace this planet, and by grace, I mean infest. Seriously, I’m putting you several notches below Hitler, although he was a homicidal racist demon, at least the bastard accomplished something. You on the other hand have done nothing to merit your existence in any way. You have no value, your life means nothing, your own father will be overjoyed when he hears that you were killed in a freak tanning bed accident. Satan has surely reserved a special hell for the douchebag known as Authur Kade.
tool
I would have to absolutely agree with Megan Fox being a 10. Why isn’t Sasha Grey up here? What would you rate Sasha Grey at? She’s got a hot bod!
you are a great human being
Wow Arthur…just…wow.
Words cannot describe how much of a delusion you are living in….Why the hell would you rate Beyoncé at a 7? Dude, she is very beautiful (at least from how the media depicts her)…
Everyone has a bad day Arthur…Even the best, brightest, exceptional people have bad days. WHY????? Because it’s LIFE!
Life has its ups and downs, regardless of who we are. Granted, we, as men, should be picky about the women we choose to have in our life, but there is a difference between being picky, and being stupid.
You are living in a dream world Arthur.
Kade, I do think you are a genuine person. It’s too bad your personality is sooo fucked up.
If you want to rate women, do it in your MIND. There is no need to spew it out to the rest of society.
Please jump in front of a train.
Sincerely,
Captain Douchefinder
waht is wrong with you?? have you seen yourself? there is no way someone of Charlize Therons calibre would even consider you.How many times have you broken your nose arthur? Too many punches in the face perhaps?You need to come off your high horse and realize that half of what makes someone beautiful is their grace,poise and all around personality and how genuine they are.
If all thoses gorgeous women are 7’s, then you must be a negative number because you definatly don’t have the looks, the charm or the personality to be rated anything above my ass.
I can not fathom that someone can be this shallow. You rate women solely on their looks…what about not rating them and instead getting to know them as “HUMANS”, not pictures. Its no wonder you are still single. How would you like it if guys rated you mom like this? You wouldn’t like it…you should treat all women as you would treat the women closest to you in your life and then you will find someone to love you back. I feel bad for you…sorry.
It’s not very original to call you a douchebag, but you are perhaps the most unoriginal douchebag I’ve ever come across.
Saw this on robot Filter. I have never visited your website before. I hope you are joking about your scale. If not, you must be a really insufferable git.
Where is Susan boyle? Surely at 9 or 10!
So funny. Thanks for the laugh. You are definitely a 10 on the douchebag scale.. I mean at least if you were an 8 I guess I could just think of you as a dumb cocky mf-er but you’re not even that?? So yeah, definitely a 10 on the douchebag scale.
Right on! Great work! Ignore these psuedo-intellectual reductionists who ignore reality and pine for greater depth in society than actually exists. You’ve done well, and the five minutes I frittered away reading your page was well worth my time. Smooth executed..keep it up.
Thank God for the Kade Scale. How has mankind survived without this subjective rating from a narcissistic asshole such as Art Kade.
Arthur Kade, Male Prostitute.
You are an idiot. Seriously.
Has anyone told you that you look and sound like a transvestite Judd Nelson?
dude. you aren’t hot. idk why you think you have the right to be so harsh on judging women. you should feel damn lucky for an under ‘6′ on yr scale to give you the time of day.
WOW!
Did you actually use the word class to describe a stripper????
I just came across this site today (a link from another site that totally bashed you)
and I just want to say thank you for the laughs!
Oh, I wish I still lived in Philly……
I hope that one day someone shoves their big hairy bush in your face and makes you EAT IT.
And afterwards, you should have your penis eaten off by rabid dogs.
You poor deluded shallow fool.
If you want do this to women, expect them to do the same to you. You get a 1, maybe a 2 on a good day.
I cannot believe any girl that you think is a 10 would even look at you. You have a huge, crooked hook nose and most likely a tiny dick. It is funny to me when someone places so much importance on appearance when they themselves have an ugly hook nose, greasy looking hair and a shitty attitude. Your attitude alone makes you ugly. Men that are truly worth knowing will appreciate unique aspects of women that make them beautiful. It makes me sad that men like you exist, luckily I don’t know and would never look twice at you in a bar. Douche.
I’m reading over this list and wondering how many of these chicks would give kade a second look (or even a first, lol).
This reminds me of that seinfeld episode where newman was dating that hot girl redheaded and he dumped her because ’she doesn’t do it for me’. F’ing insane, get a clue.
I’m almost ashamed to admit this, but my housekeeper is merely a 6. I never speak to her directly.
There is not a single girl on this list that would EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER in a zillion years even if they were offered a zillion dollars go out with a douchnozzle loser like Kade.
In response to Jain and all the other ugly women commenting
It’s obvious that you’re fat and ugly, but don’t worry I’m sure you might have some use stocking the shelves in your local supermarket. You women seem to forget that you’re only worth anything if you’re good looking, your personality, thoughts, feelings do not matter if you’re ugly and you know it. Now it’s different for men because they actually have personalities and earn money instead of just spending it, and because of this even the ugliest ones can get women you wished you looked like.
After reading these comments it’s quite obvious that you ugly women are the scum of the earth, instead of realizing that you’re worthless you bitch and cry about it and lash out at innocent men like Arthur Kade. None of you are worthy to walk in Aurthur Kade’s presents, let alone speak to him. Bow down ugly women, or better yet just kill yourselves because you have no value.
k I am gonna assume the person who posted “ugly women should be killed” is Aurthur Kade himself based on the PRESENCE of his signature trademark (really pitiful misspelling). Dude, did you go to grade school? You are warped. I’m also gonna assume this scale is a joke but as a woman you must know that you are a 3 at best and I do not believe for one second that a hot woman has ever been seriously interested in you and your barfugly face. Nast! You NEED rhinoplasty, your eyebrows are grody, and you have no upper lip. eeeeew.
You might be the biggest douchbag I have ever seen. Honestly, you are a fag. You are “that guy.” You know, the one that everyone laughs at. You might make it someday….As the all star of a gay male porno, that’s about it.
Demi Moore a 10?!!! Are you a fucking rapist?
Your scale sucks. Mine goes to 11.
you’re a fucktard
i cannot believe that any girl - be it a 10 or a 0 would touch u with a barge pole u sad sad little man. i’d love to see the girl you end up with who would actually settle you!!!! may this entry remain in the blogosphere as a token of ur douchness.
go to hell.
btw.
ure not hot. def not a 10. id grade u a 5 if it wasnt for ur fucked up nose and chin. that makes u a 2. ur character just makes u undatable and theres no scale for that.
ASSHOOOLEEE!!!
I cannot believe how cruel the internet has become. You are all 0s on my scale, I don’t care what you look like. You’re probably all a bunch of hairy Germans or something any way. I can almost smell you from here.
I hate you all.
I’m going to go shave a kitten.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
women are not your fucking toys you cunt.
I will fucking beat you to death if i ever see you
It’s amazing how much jealousy there is over someone as really, really ridiculously good looking as I am.
Hilarious - but you missed a few points in order to be realistic. Demi Moore is too old, Paris Hilton shouldn’t even be there (that lazy eye and all) and Angelina is never below a 10. Heavens.
Otherwise, good job and no need to shave a kitten - it’s not summer yet.
I doubt any one of those you listed would want to date you
You do realize that you’re the worlds biggest douche, and all your “press” is nearly universally negative.
Douchebag!!!
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jessica Alba isnt hot enough for you to take home? Please do mankind a favor and slice your throat now.
okay, so im sitting here in my old berkeley sweatshirt, just got out of the shower (its cold so im a little nippley), but my hair is done and im wearing makeup, but im not wearing panties (and yes, you insufferable arthur kade, i am freshley shaved; according to your “thoughts” on grooming! maybe you should get rid of some of that hair, then maybe you could go on Jerry Springer as a infested transvestite who is confessing to her sister that shes interested in her obese adopded asian girl-child. it smacks of woody allen, but we’ll get past that and go on virtual bitch-slapping you in the face while i oh-so sweetly shove my stilletto in between your purple goose-bumped balls.) that aside;
id like to thank you for making my fucking day. ive spent the last week or so overcoming a severe depression from my 20th birthday. (you know, only the kind that young people have, that youll never go to, for reasons like, 1 youre old, and 2, you probably have a restraining order that bars you from going near “places where children are present”.)
anyway it made me laugh, (a quiet giggle) that you think you are attractive? or that you will succeed? in the best scenario you are some drone planted by the execs or whoever us people who care about things hate, to find out how much of this fucking shit we can take before we revolt and riot over how much we are being ripped off of.
and this is the opportunity all us hippie greenpeace hotties have been creaming our bamboo panties for. so id like to tell you, and all you fucking republican rush Limbaugh loving conservative uneducated socialist fearing fox news watching old men, i bet if you had a blog or a poll or a somewhat interesting blog that hot young girls like me could write angry sylvia plath-esque blog comments on fucking materialist ignoramus bastards like this “Kade brand” fellow. Fuck you all! I hope pieces of shit like you rot in your “Christian” or “Catholic” or “Jewish” versions of hell because I am in my atheistic Sartre “hell is other people” thing over here, having to put up with people who hate nature and the environment and women and equality as much as you do.
i wish that you all suffer as i have suffered and for this i thrust my almighty sword of vengeance onto you and yours with liberals, and earth days and low carbon emissions!
Maybe if we care about the environment, or about other people, we wouldnt be so goddamn segmented into thinking we have to compete with others.
maybe then, you ARTHUR KADE wouldnt be such a fucking idiot. and by idiot i mean narcissistic materialist greed monger.
if not, i seriously hope you one day meet your top girl, by chance, while you are at your ann coulter book signing that you setting up for because you work at a fucking starbucks cum barnes and noble, she comes up to you and says, “hey, im that girl from the internet. i wanted to give you this in person” and as you pry your eyes from her perfectly formed supple ass and look at the note she handed you, you see written in Chanel Vamp lipstick, “Phony”.
…Who are you again?
…and ummm, don’t you have be …ummm cool or smart or sexy or known in some way to get to judge others?
I’m just sayin’
Wow. You are probably the most shallow individual I have ever encountered. Good grief, who do you think you are? Charlize Theron and Selma Hayak are not beautiful enough for you to date? Seriously, you think that highly of yourself? I’m looking at you and I could pick your photos to death with criticism (Judd Nelson twin?). You are far from perfect….You definitely don’t qualify as a 10, I’d give you a 7, MAX, on your facial/body features. As far as your personality/soul/depth go….you’re a 10! Negative ten, you big dud. Definitely not good enough to date me.
As far as “long term” relationships go why bother even considering them? You won’t be having any meaningful relationships. You will never, ever find a soul mate. Why? Because, you don’t care what’s on the inside of a person…it’s all about the shell. Someday you’ll be old and wrinkled, and from looking at your hairline I’m guessing you’ll be at least partially bald (unless you get plugs) and I guess you’ll be worthless at that point. You will have spent your whole life worrying about your appearance and not developing who you are inside…so when your looks are gone, what will you have left?
Grow up. You think like a 15 year old.
This is perhaps the most pathetic thing on the internet. Grow the fuck up.
uhhh,
Let’s rate Kade.
Your bottom lip is eating your upper lip. Your nostrils look like a 2 car garage. Your nose looks like a pez dispenser. You have a speech impediment.
Your arms say you lift weights, but your legs say you have Lou Gehrig’s disease.
You have a gay vibe, and this site has torpedoed any chance you have of stardom, unless stardom is defined as being the Chocolate Rain dude.
Imagine if you will,
during Brad Pitt’s “journey” people discovered a site just like this authored by him.
You’re facked!
Unfamous and looking like the love child of Judd Nelson and Frank Stallone.
Yet no matter where you rate any of these women, they will not date you.
This site has assured your failure. If women loathe you, and they do beyond imagination, you have no shot at being a star. You will regret this site forever.
P.S. -Does your nose and chin get along well with each other? I hope so, being that they are so close.
Kade.. tonight, the journey ends for you…
Kade OUT.
Tell the truth, when they did your heinous nose job, the doctor used a pack of juicy fruit, right?
“Not even friend or date worthy.”
You are a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Everything has to be perfect for you doesn’t it. You know why you go through so many women? Because they wouldn’t stick around after the first night. You are a vain egotistical narcissistic douche-nozzle shit-stain cum-guzzling Guido fucker. Guess what, when you are 40 and you can’t get work being a greasy man-cunt you’ll take whatever is still interested in you when you are a fucking broke motherfucker. Because guess what, they only love you for the money asshole.
Those women at number seven have more outer beauty than most women on the planet, by that standard I would die a happy man if I were spend the rest of my life with a number six! I’m glad you aren’t douching up the number sixes and under, leave it for us regular people.
Your a disease.
9 out of 10 women agree, Arthur Kade is a 1.
Is that a nose or an extra leg coming out of his head???
Please get hit by a truck. Thanks!
You are a fucking moron..AS IF PHILLY WASN’T FULL OF ENOUGH DOUCHEBAGS FROM JERSEY, YOU HAVE TO ADD TO THE PILE!!! GODDAMNIT..FUCK!
Are you kidding me. Do you sit around with other pretty boys and jerkoff ?
Arthur — don’t let all of these people tell you how to live your life. Your scale is awesome. Keep being you man, keep being you.
you put jessica alba as an 8? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! i think you need to insert your “romanesque” lookin nose and enormous shoulders lookin picture under the don’t even bother section. douche bag.
YOu know all of those photos are overwhelmingly photoshopped, right? REAL women don’t look like that - Not even the women in the photos REALLY look like that..sheesh!
Can you re-do this scale, but instead of posting pictures of celebrities with cash, personal trainers and stylists- post up the girls you actually hang out with and that we’ve seen posted on the blog. I think that would definitely get a good reaction!
AK, you are a genius! Don’t listen to anything these nitwits write about you. You’re a snowflake and there’s only one AK in the world. Go out and sprinkle your AKness everywhere.
You forgot to post this picture from your holidays
crispysound.com/crap/gay_pirate_.jpg
You should probably get a nose job then, at least. I’m not sure if that would help but it would bump you up to a six maybe. Just being honest.
hahahah arthur kade, your mothers a whore ahahahahaha
and tell me if this pic of you is not a 10 righhhht?
http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/arthurchild.jpg
Ummm … okay, but you’re a “0″.
Hey, why isn’t Barbie on this list? She’s 100% plastic, which should make her a “10″ on the Kade Scale!
i have a feeling you are going to regret your “Kade Scale” dude
but thx for making the rest of us men seem less like a pig compared to you…
my girlfriends and I would probably all be 6s and 7s in your book, but not one of us would even consider fucking you. This is because it would be like sleeping with a mentally retarded person based on the vast chasm between our IQs and yours-just not right. Not to mention you resemble a cheetoe that has slipped and fallen in a pool of tacky.
Not enough Brazilians on the list.
I don’t think any of the women in these pictures would consider Kade “friend worthy”, based on his own criteria.
Demi Moore has never, ever, ever been a 10.
Tons of self confidence sure. But that only rates 0.005 points.
hey arthur um, i left my 10in penis in your girl’s pussy and um, yeah. I kinda need it back. So just letting you know and um, yeah. I’m sorry to hear that your penis is only a 2incher………..ouch. So I hear you’re starting in Ugly Betty. Let me get this strait, why do you want to look so good if you’re in a show called UGLY Betty. Just doesn’t make sense to me. Just save yourself the trouble and don’t do anything to your plastic sugery face. I’m not jelious of you because douche bags like you will never find true happiness. I know that Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller will just laugh at you if they ever knew who you where………………….Kade out.
I would give you a 9, a 10 if you had a dick in your mouth so I didn’t have to hear you talk. Thankfully you suck a lot of cock.
You know what’s funny? While you’d probably want to do them, they wouldn’t even give you a second look! Old fag.
Who the fuck is Arthur Kade? (And who gives a shit?)
it seems you’d know alot with an account called “ur mom” Who I did by the way las night.
and snuggle bear?……..you know what……………i’m not even gonna say. I’ll just let you look retarded.
When I grow up I want to be just like this guy. Once I establish my own rating system I shall know I have what it takes to become a star. With this new found stardom I will build an army of girls rated 11 (yes its one higher than 10) that will rain elegant and beautiful destruction upon Arthur Kade. He will tremble before my glorious female army of 11s. Once he pledges his allegiance to me he will then be sentenced to scoop, with his silly puddy nose, the monthly menstruation out of every “1″ rated female’s rusted coin-smelling cooch for the remainder of his life. He will do this knowing that I am actually not that great looking, short, and have not had the life that he claims is much better than other peoples’ lives. Once he dies of an STD I will then bury his body in a pile of elephant shit at the zoo to return him from which he came. The world will rejoice and a new holiday will be formed, simply known as “Dead Ego Day.” Nose jobs will be officially free on this day. This is my journey to stardom.
My favourite part of this is that you are, at best, about a 3. And on top of that, you describe a ‘10′ as ‘Kade-worthy’ - there isn’t a chance in the world a lowly ‘7′ Beyonce or Cameron Diaz or the like would go near you with a barge pole, let alone Megan Fox or another 10. WHAT A TWAT!
Wow.
It’s just… well…
Words fail me.
Perhaps… You’re disgusting. Yeah. ‘Nuff said.
Well the first thing I noticed is that you’re biased towards white women, not saying you’re a racist but it’s rediculous to class Beyonce, Jlo and Kim Kardashian as 7s under Angelina Jolie and Adriana Lima (that picture you put up of her is so ugly as well, why that picture?). In other words this is your own personal scale and nothing to do with general attraction.
On top of that you don’t stirke me as particularly bright, hence your empahsis on just looks and sex appeal in your scale, and a 10 would be beautiful, super hot and intelligent and therefore I find it hard to believe such stunning women could of ever got with you unless they were drunk or just fancied a one night stand with some guy offering it on a plate. No offence to your appearence or anything, but your attitude and effiminate desire to do whatever you can to look good drops you down a women’s scale - the fact is you are no where near Brad Pitt standard, maybe if you were I’d take this scale a little more seriously but unfortunately you’re not.
And for the record I’m not ugly or fat, in fact I’m a model.
This is a joke, right? He’s not real? Please tell me this isn’t real.
None of the women in any of your photos or videos posted on this site, the women who you have chosen to associate with are as attractive as any of the sevens on your KadeScale.
It’s good cover for a closeted homosexual. I don’t sleep with women because their not worthy. Meanwhile, chilling with the boys…(not that there is anything wrong with that).
You and you’re website is genius
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You’re the biggest fucking douchbag ever. If you where in a room with one of those ladies on that list, and in the very highly unlikely event they would say hello to you, you’d piss down your leg, stammering like a retard.
The only ‘It” you have is being an undeniable pretentious fuckstick. good luck peeling your thumb dick to your dream list above.
And by the way- referring to yourself in 3rd person (if you know what that is) is so 90’s bro. Douchebag.
Oi sit down you div and listen reeeeal fucking hard.
Get a fucking reality check you fucking cunt, and ask yourself this.
Who the FUCK do you think you are? No seriously, who the fuck are you? You are nobody! You are an arrogant wanker who thinks so much of himself, he gave himself his own webpage.
Hope you know your a fucking joke mate.
People find this shit, like I did, and get instantly outraged at how much of a fucking pissant you are.
You don’t even have your own Wiki mate! Who the fuck doesn’t have a Wiki that is mildly important?!
You sir, should just shut this shithole down, sit down, and fucking get your life together.
And don’t fucking come back at this with any shit about how I’m jealous of you or whatnot. No. Shut the fuck up. No one in HELL is jealous of you. In fact, I feel better now that I am NOT you.
I’ll see you in hell most likely, so kindly piss off and get a fucking real life before you waste it ya div.
too bad you’re a 1
I just have 5 quick questions which I’d appreciate honest answers to as I jump in here after my virgin voyage (my e-mail has been provided to you):
1. Do you think you might be able to stomach having sex with Heidi Klum, sans alcohol… just once?
2. How many family members sexually molested you as a child (other than your father)?
3. What’s most satisfying for you: your grammatical excellence, the ease with which you execute a successful drag route or the attention the buttons at the end of your short sleeves take away from your nose, shark eyes, swarthy hair and shemale eyebrows?
4. How many times have you pleasured yourself to Frank Stallone in the last month?
5. Do you realize you’ve ended my marriage with the amount of time I will spend gawking at your hideous blog until you commit suicide?
You are the biggest fucking douche I have ever seen.
http://www.keithandthegirl.com
You are, are an epic troll. You deserve a medal. Also, Pick-up artist
Exactly where does your hand come in on your scale? I assume the two of you spend a lot of quality time together.
you put bar rafaeli and beyonce as sevens? as in not worthy of DATING?
yeah okay buddy, none of those beautiful women you have on there would ever consider dating or fucking you
your obviously incredibly shallow and have a sad life if you spend time writing this long thing on how you judge women
asshole
How obnoxious can an average looking male get?
Clearly you’re so superficial you’ll never be able to get in a good relationship with a woman with a scale like this. As your looks a relatively mediocre, no “10″ would even want to be seen in public with you as you rank much lower than a 6.
Good luck!
this is hilarious. you are so f***ed in the head you make the rest of the world feel better about themselves. not only is your rating system disgusting, sexist, and shallow…you rated angelina a 9??! ha ha
its sad because you are obviously trying to become ‘famous’…for what i dont know..a big nose? and you are succeeding…but only because you are a spectacle that everyone is laughing at! you’re horribly ugly dude!
good luck with that!
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on the “narcissistic idiot” scale, this chump is a full-blown bell ringer!.
U R SUCH A TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u are so far out of touch with reality it baffles me. Please kill urself
congrats, you’ve just created a new level on MY scale. Although I did not think it was possible, you have officially, single handily moved to an 11 on the douche bag scale.
brilliant.
I dont know about this list…and I strongly urge you to cross the line of being politically correct and go down the list until you get to 1! Who cares if you have to put up pictures of retards in their own fieces…but you have to do the full 10 yeah? haha…
you must have brain damage because YOU are not hot. and you are even more repulsive on the inside. i would vomit in your presence.
Oh and btw…. you have really nasty hair growing out of your ears. Might want to take care of that. Maybe the docs office where they do your botox can wax it for you.
Hee hee, this is good stuff. Especially the comments from people who don’t get the joke.
You should really reconsider listing girls that are a 6, cause there is no fucking way any of those girls would even acknolwedge you as a fellow homo sapian.
Are you serious?! HAHAHAHAHA Arthur Kade is a fucking joke. Beyond 10 on the douchebag scale!!! HAHAHAHAHA.
You are the reason I hate men.
You are going nowhere in life.
You are an imbecile.
Who the fuck do you think you are
This douche was on Love Connection several years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
You superficial fuck! Let me guess: You are single and have blisters on your hands from beating your meat. You haven’t had a woman touch you, much less see one naked, since the last century.
Hope you and your hand a long and wonderful life together.
I am sorry you have to be subjected to all these haters. I guess its the price you have to pay for being so attractive and intelligent.
I think your scale is almost perfect except you seem to have left off the Golden Girls. I suppose its because they really don’t fit on a scale that stops at a mere 10. Hopefully it nothing more than you think Rose, Blanch, Dorothy, and Sophia don’t need to be mentioned since it would just be stating the obvious. Plus it would knock the other women too far down on the scale, pushing them past the possibility of even being friends with you.
Since you are better looking than most, you are allowed to make more mistakes than the rest of us.
Thank you for being a friend.
Your the biggest joke out there… keep it up…. more entertainment for me watching you fail
Calling you a douchenozzle is an insult to douchenozzles. But you and a douchenozzle both have one thing in common: no woman worth being with would let either of near her vagina.
Oh, and dude. . .you just aren’t that hot.
Are you serious? There’s no way you can be serious. Way to be a misogynist, dude.
You are a total, complete tool. A wanker douchebag at its finest. The thought of you procreating makes me wretch.
Right on the money… shout it from the mountain!
Is this a fake, satirical Web site? Is this for serious?
“stripper” and “class” used in the same sentence should be clue number 1 to where this douche is coming from.
You are a genius!
Hi. Former stripper here - danced to pay my way through college, not for any other nefarious reasons.
I am insulted by the allegations that strippers are the only people who would give the time of day to Arthur Kade - granted, some of us are drug addicts, and some of us are desperate single moms… while I can’t speak for all other former dancing girls, I can say with a good amount of certainty that Arthur Kade is exactly the kind of guy who we would end up making fun of all night in the dressing room, and warn latecomers about avoiding.
I would bet good money on him being the type to try to buy “sexual favors” and then ask for a discount because he’s so “young and handsome.” When told to fuck off, he’d probably give a response along the lines of, “you’re too ugly for me anyway, [insert epithet of choice]” etc.
I would think this is a joke, given the level of delusion, but unfortunately, I have met too many of his kind before, both male and female. The world is a scary, scary place.
A couple of compliments among a thread of insults.. Dude, this is just getting embarrassing.. Pull the plug while you still can!
I’d give you a 5 if you weren’t so short. You get a 3.
I love you man. You’re getting a lot of people all pissed off for the show you’re putting on online. Keep on rockin’ Kade style
Clearly you have the scale all wrong. You are obviously the only 10 in the world; you deserve nothing less than yourself. For eternity.
I highly suggest buying an island and staying there. I mean, why live among us common folk. We are hardly worthy of your greatness.
You have *atrocious* taste in woman. To the point where it seems you are mentally ill. That, combined with the rest of your site makes me think you are. Seek help.
Complete tool.
You will never get into show biz. You’ve basically insulted a lot of great women.
You called Charliz Theron a 7…you’re high. You have no idea what makes a woman a 10. This goes beyond great looks, sexy, having “it” (which she has all 3). Intelligence is vital, a command not only of herself but in her own life, and accomplishment.
Again, you just picked on one of the most intelligent women in hollywood, she has a freaking OSCAR, and her presence commands others attention (not by being hot or noticeable).
Megan Fox is not a 10. You’re kidding. 1st, she’s not classically beautiful. Just hot. Second she’s not accomplished, and third I’m not sure she’s all that intelligent. Jessica Biel is better looking and has a hotter body than Megan Fox.
You gave Halle Berry an 8. The first black woman to win an Oscar is an 8? I like how Angelina Jolie is not a 10 to you. You must be kidding me. Probably one of the hottest, if not hottest women on the planet.
haha, you said you learned from your grandma to treat people with respect and then you pull this shit. your twitter isn’t any better. you’re a hypocrite who doesn’t deserve any of those women.
Bar Refaeli is a definite 10.
“I’m going to go shave a kitten.” your funny arthur… go get em tiger!
WTF this douchebag makes me want to go and get some cheap headshots of me looking like a flaming homo and put them in the header of a wordpress blog. Then I will us this newly set up wordpress blog to make posts about what an aragent douchebag I am. I will continue to do this until some piece of shit magizine that people dont read even when sitting for two hours in a doctors office decideds to put five pages of worthless hit about me in it. then I will invent a jacked up scale on the way I rate women even though I secretly like men.
What is wrong with you? What do you rate yourself with that huge honker? Within 2 years you’ll be stocking the shelves overnight at Walmart.
Great stuff!
Yo Arthur, this is utterly hillarious. Loving it.
Wow. So if I am reading this correctly, you believe you can bring home the likes of Gisele or Megan? Right. I’m sure your melted-candle nose and vacant stare is what really draws them in. Congratulations, you’ve gotten the attention you so desperately seek. Now deal with the repercussions. I’m sure you have plenty of 10’s standing by to comfort you.
I disagree with you on some of your choices, but for the most part you’re right on. Don’t let the haters get you down,
Keep rockin’
Keep getting the message out.
Boo Yah!
LOL @ U. You’re not even remotely decent looking. Not even worth taking home after a night of drinking heroin pills and cracid. So you, my friend, are not even worthy of the most unfortunate looking female.
@ Kittens
You are spot on. He would totally want a discount and when he didn’t get one he would insult the girl.
Good Call.
Seeing as you’re about a 6.5 [the .5 was generous too] yourself, I’d say keep dreaming.
I enjoy fucking yo ass in prison
You’re a douche. Who thought you how to use the internets?
Oh you get me. I hope you don’t actually behave like this in real life, even if it would be HILARIOUS
your a fucking moron, im just gonna leave it at that
yo kade we should hook up some time yo
Your nose is fucking huge, dude.
Chicks don’t wanna bang someone who looks like pinnochio, you fail at life.
Hello. Meet Anonymous. You may have heard of us. We’ve certainly noticed you. You quite clearly fail at life, and now you can’t handle the backlash, calling us jealous of a stuck up, retarded gay boy. A scale of hotness? Trying a bit too hard to cover up the queer within, aren’t you?
Anonymous. Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
Pools closed.
This guy is a pedo. hes on the list. check it for yourself
I hope you sir, are a giant troll. If so, congrats. You’ve done wonderfully.
If you are SERIOUS, Arthur Kade, wow. You are a giant douche. I hope you find a hooker with class that gives you AIDS so we can clear you out of the gene pool.
You can’t be fucking serious. If any of those women ever approached your lame ass, you’d jizz in your pants and run away like a little fucking girl. I hope to God I meet you one day because I will stare into the face of someone who will forever be the biggest douche bag on the whole damn planet. Get a fucking reality check you piece of shit.
Dear Arthur,
This website contains overwhelming evidence that you are mentally ill.
When you finally realize that you are not going to be a star, it is going to hurt really bad. When it happens I implore you to reach out for the hope you desperately need. Suicide is not the best option dude- you need to talk all this out with someone. Also, there is some great medication that you can get from your doctor to control the delusions and nonsense thoughts. I now the real world can be hard to face, but there ARE people who can help.
Please think about your health, from what I have read so far it appears your grip on reality may not last much longer.
sincerely,
GP Dave
Please follow these steps to increase your fame by 60%
Step1:
Cut a hole in a box
Step 2:
Put your Junk in the box
Step 3
Take a Hammer to the box
Step 4
Light your house on fire
Step 5
Die in that Fire
I am sure you talk your face off to a bunch of 6’s in philly all the time. You probably even let them sit on your face.
You are absolutely hilarious–in a bad way.
LOL you honestly made my day… now, please die
i don’t even know where to start.
first off, ditto to every fucking thing listed in other comments. i’m SURE you’ve banged chicks WAY uglier than a 6. and i’m not sure if you know this, you may have missed it while making up this bullshit website and dreaming about being some handsome popular douchebag (instead of ugly and obviously very hated douchebag) that FRIENDS are people you LIKE being around not like staring at. some of my friends are ugly as shit, and i love them more than any hot guy i know. maybe thattttts the reason why your life is so sad to me.
second, i really really realllly think you’re just TRYING TO BE TUCKER MAX. seriously. just give it up. he’s at least funny. you’re just annoying and mean-spirited. OH and HES GOOD LOOKING. so he has a bit more credibility talking about ‘ugly’ people than you. If you think you’re hot you’re obviously delusional. be yourself, you dont have to be a complete asshole to be successful - work at some dirty gay strip club in jersey with no standards, OR start being that corny washed up DJ at my little cousin bar mitzvah.
P.S. If I had a kim scale.. do you honestly think you’d even break a 5?
Lmao. Dude, you are so fugly.
soon to be pwned
you dont have any colored folk in your 9 or 10 category, you are racist and I’m going to report your site
Lindsay Lohan? Seriously?
I am embarassed for you. None of these women would touch you. Ever.
you are without a doubt one of the stupidest fucks on earth.
Are you gay?
Danny rocks..why would he even have this thing on his show ???
http://www.dannybonaduce.net RULES !!
u mad cos your uglier than me?
I would advise a course of baseball bat to the nose until that thing is reduced drastically.
So you put Adriana Lima under Demi Moore?
Moreso, you are expecting to date high class celebrities or something?
Are those pics on the homepage really you? Seriously I have never seen anything so repulsive in my life. What is with your horrible nose? Is it the result of botched rhinoplasty or what? I have traveled a lot of places and met a lot of people but unitl today my good sir, I haver never seen a dragon face like yours.
Wow! Your so cool i have a movie i want to put you in give me a call dude.
hmm… well at least you can count to 10
OH!
MY!
GOD!
Please tell me this is a joke and that there isn’t really someone this stupid wasting air out there!!
Arthur Kade - You are a raging tool!!!!
What is this fame you speak of?? How are you famous - besides from people laughing at you?
You are an amazing asshole. I heard you on The Bonaduce Show. You are the most arrogant, self serving disgusting worthless piece of shit this planet has ever known. You may laugh when (if) you bother reading this. But guess what I can’t believe I wasted good time coming to your website. I absolutely hate you. I would never waste money or time watching anything you think you might be in. And guess what, YOU ARE THE ONLY WHO THINKS YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE IN ANYTHING.
If I were going by your scale, I would rate you at a 4. That’s right a 4. You are not that good looking, I don’t care what Danny says. Your personality sucks! I think you are bottom of barrel. Who the hell do you think you are? What gives you the right to judge others? Especially celebrities that you will never be fortunate enough to meet. You are a complete scum bag. How can you live with yourself? You can’t possibly like yourself like this. I will remember your name only because you make me sick.
His ratings are 100% correct. If you closely exam all these women Arthur is 100% accurate in his ratings.
ARTHUR KADE IS A GOD.
All you haters fall under “general population” low IQ ugly losers.
I listen to Danny Bonaduce. He is the only reason I came to your site. I just wanted to thank your for making the rest of the men on this planet seem less like filthy disgusting pigs to me.
You should have been swallowed or at least not allowed to live beyond puberty. I sincerely hope that you’ve had a vasectomy to spare any woman drunk enough to have sex with you the embarrassment of also having to rear your child. If you have not already done this or cannot afford the procedure, The SPCA has a program for the free neutering of dogs. I’m sure you’d have no problem qualifing.
Why did you not go lower than 7 on your scale? Are you not intelligent enough to come up with anything or you just don’t want to embarrass yourself anymore than you already have?
Do you have any friends left? That would be surprising.
You have nothing that would make anyone jealous of you.
For the good of humanity, please consider slitting your wrists or hanging yourself with your with your ridiculously long nosehair. At the very least, take the easy way and put a gun to your head. You seriously need to leave this wasted life and move on to the next where you might, at bare minimun, have a chance at being a productive member of society. Any chance you may have had in this life were intentionally flushed down the toilet when you posted the scale.
And as to the Danny Bonaduce Show being awed by you… Fat chance asshole. Shila is woman of substance. She is miles above you. Danny and Metro are shallow but still they present themselves in a way that draws people to them. This is a skill you will never gain.
You need to give up this farce and go buy that gun. PLEASE.
LOL
epic fail
You would get much farther if you were nicer to people and not so judgemental. I read the article about you in the Phila magazine and closed it feeling a little sad for you. I am not sure if you are happy with constantly judging people on looks, but you would find that digging deeper when seeing/meeting people would give you a much better feeling about yourself.
Hopefully you will get where you want and during that journey may you find peace within yourself and beyond the surface.
I have to say….all of the negative comments (posts) and nasty jabs only put people on a low scale. People, you are making yourselves look bad.
lol, lindsey lohan an 8? you’re hilarious. she’s trailer trash washout, at best.
you look like a complete douche, and your scale outraged me more than twillight beating batman and slumdog milliomaire at the mtv movie awards. and thats enough to throw up in my mouth. you suck.
Shannyn Sossamon and THE PORTMAN are the hottest women in existence, beside that English teacher from 3 o’clock high. I don’t know how to take you- I think you are trying to Spencer Pratt yourself into the mainstream. If that’s how you want to earn a dollar, good on you, BUT, I would laugh my arse off if you were conducting a Sacha Baron Cohen type social experiment. But yeah, bang hot chicks, and make some jingle, can’t hate somebody for that.
rofl@kade’s hooknose.
I’ll be honest…you suck. But I have to give it to you, you know what your doing. And all the credit to you because look how much attention you have already gotten. You are a smart man and played this sad society perfectly. In all honesty good luck, you sure as hell have put up with alot of shit.hope your modeling goes well tonight, I may throw my panties on stage when you come out
Wow, what an asshole. It’s almost unbelievable.
straight up dude, i dont know where you get off. your a 3 or 4 on the best day you have ever had. why dont u hit the gym once in a while u fat fuck. and your face…..i could help you rearange that……..
I also totally accept how you grade women! Good you should. I come from a village where women are mere vessels for fornication and reproduction. We learn our lesson young. To part our legs and be our husbands slaves. We are humbled by accepting their rule and women around the world need to heed this. The ugly women in the village are shunned and run away if they are lucky enough. As no man will reproduce with them and we set snakes upon them.
LMFAO. I would love to take you out to the pub for an evening. As you got more and more drunk me and my friends could sit and laugh at the shit that falls out of your mouth. I imagine your best friend is a mirror.
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the funniest part is how seriously he takes himself …
seriously funny stand up ….
my favorite response: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You have absolutley no room to talk. Your bad days have lasted since conception.
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“My journey to stardom” Stardom???? I’ve never even heard of you until someone e-mailed me the website to show me what tool you are! You’re not a star, you’re a nobody! And trust me, you are not all that goodlooking. The only way you’d even getting a “7″ is if the girl is stupid enough or insecure enough to not realize you’re a complete douchebag!!! Paris Hilton? Really?
Ok, first of all, I have no clue who you are so that automatically makes you a 5.
Then you add the greasy hair and the big nose. That takes you to a 4.
The attitude takes you down to a 3.
The fact that you look like you would take longer to get ready to go out than I would makes you a 2.
FINALLY!!! You put Paris Hilton on here. YOU’RE A 1 MORON
You have no right to judge anyone as a 1.
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She felt the kid, thumbtack, held the roof
Up on her cell phone, “Freeway got me in the squadder
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I’m as, real as they come, the gorillas’ll come
Six could chill ’til they come, gotta peel when they done
But let her spend the night, all night
Cause the heat call me a liar
She just like +Honey+ so I called her Mariah
Wanna see, if she got what it takes to carry across state
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Mami wanna ride with pa
Bad bitches get scooped like Haagan Daas
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So wheres your 10 girlfriend, Mr. Kade?
Natalie Portman a 9??? Is it that she looks and acts like a dead fish with no personality?
Doesn’t she have a degree from Harvard?
Is this too lacking in personality for you???:
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I was just kidding, like all guido-wannabes I am actually sexually attracted to none other than myself. I do myself Kade-style every night.
Kade out.
You are a self involved idiot. Good luck with life.
This is so terribly sad. If you were over a 6 in at least your best photo then I’d say you have a shot at something, but you couldn’t get any girl in Philly above a 5 unless you drugged her and shoved money up her va-jay-jay.
Oy vey, Artie…
Now hurry up on home and get Lois her lox on a bagel. Rub my feet.
you are either the best comedian in the world or the biggest Fuckwit God has ever shoveled guts into.
You actually look like the bloke i used to root in prison.
You are very very ugly! Please get some serious help….
You remind me of a cross between Borat and Bruno… except you are a bigger joke.
Have you become aware of Meghan Fox’s small thumbs? Would that bump her down to 6?
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you’re fucked
Your “Kade Scale” proves youre a FAG!
Kate Walsh a 9, yet HALLE FUCKIN BERRY AN 8?!?!
you need to call it a FAG SCALE
Kade out is the new term for “GAAAYYYYYYY”. Example: “Author is Kade Out”
I hope you all know that I am a homo first… Girl scale rater 2nd.
Give me one good reason Jessica Biel is not a 10. Shallow motherfucker. I hope someone hauls off and decks you in the face. Your nose is already fucked-up.
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It’s obvious that you’re fat and ugly, but don’t worry I’m sure you might have some use stocking the shelves in your local supermarket. You women seem to forget that you’re only worth anything if you’re good looking, your personality, thoughts, feelings do not matter if you’re ugly and you know it. Now it’s different for men because they actually have personalities and earn money instead of just spending it, and because of this even the ugliest ones can get women you wished you looked like.
After reading these comments it’s quite obvious that you ugly women are the scum of the earth, instead of realizing that you’re worthless you bitch and cry about it and lash out at innocent men like Arthur Kade. None of you are worthy to walk in Aurthur Kade’s presents, let alone speak to him. Bow down ugly women, or better yet just kill yourselves because you have no value.”
Yeah, that was YOU Kade, and we all know it. I think we should just kill you, instead.
I’d say you’re about a 2.
Oh my God, are you serious? you must be, who would do all this as a joke. No, even Sacha Baron Cohen is smart enough to make up characters to be strange and idiotic.
you think you are good enough for what you refer to as a 10? you aren’t even good enough for the 6’s, or likely a 2. But what am I saying, women aren’t numbers anyway (and your numbering attempt is so off). I know for a fact that I would be low on your scale, but who cares, this is a piece of junk from the mind of an egotistical jackass (this is something a teenage boy would post). How did you decide to put this on your site? how did you think this would help you in any way? I guess you just enjoy massive amounts of hate mail from offended women and men who aren’t pigs.
btw, just because you work out does not mean you are good looking and all of these “helpful” tips to people for looking better and becoming worthy enough to be like you or be attractive to you…seriously, who would want to be? If I were to make a list you would be on the bottom, yep, the very bottom because women make lists for both looks AND personality. Your looks do nothing for me whatsoever and your personality seems to be that of a cockroach.
Hey…you’re an ugly mother fucker….so why do you think any of these women would want to date you? Even Paris Hilton wouldn’t want to touch your dick with a 10 foot pole.
Good job being a douche and thinking you have the right to say how hot or date worthy a girl is when you don’t even deserve to have a hobo suck your dick.
You’re not even a 1…your hideous face and egotistical personality ….and…horrible hair style….make you ….somewhere around the -1000s on a scale from 1-10.
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FUCK YOU YOU SHALLOW NARCISSIST WHORE. No woman in her right mind would date you after reading this, you chauvinist pig! You have no class, and by the way, you look like a deusche idiot, as far as I’m concerned, you’re a ‘1′.
And even if you didn’t have the worst personality ever, you’re not exactly hot stuff yourself. In fact, you’re pretty gross. So, in conclusion, choke cock and die.
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The women of the world.
Boy oh boy do you like attention. Negative, positive, even uncomfortable laughter… it’s all the same to you. You know very well that all of the women you mentioned above are good looking. Every. Single. One. But you decided to “pull a Maxim Hot 100 2009″ because you knew most people would be too outraged by what you wrote to realize it’s just a clever ploy to get readers to your blog. Looks like it worked. I sincerely hope you plan to stop pretending to be a jerk once you reach the level of celebrity you are after.
Hey Arthur,
You need to find a therapist that can deal with severe narcissistic personality disorder. With the help of a competent professional and adaquate motivation, you should be able to make progress enough to understand what a shallow, uninteresting, grandiose individual you are. Of course this may talke 10 to 15 years and by that time you should be in crisis, because you will be middle aged and the blush pf your youth will be waning.
I feel so sorry for you Bucko!
It’s one thing to be screwed up and know it, but then another to be screwed up and have no idea.
By the way, how is that lisp-thing going?
Yank
Without the Kade Scale, how would I know who to date or go out with. When I find a girl thats not worthy, I just show them this web page and it totally exonerates me. They nod and sometimes cry a little but I have to draw the line somewhere.
You’re so cute and stupid I just want to pinch your cheeks.
Oh, yessiree.
But the question is
Are YOU Megan Fox worthy?
Without this scale, I would not know who to date.
I’m sure glad you gave me this advice.
I’m going to go find Demi Moore and tell her how high she is on your list~
She’ll just LOVE you.
mr kade, please, share with us the secrets of living life kade-style!!!
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You look like gay, retarded Euro-trash. Go walk into oncoming traffic and take your fucking queer rags with you.
Nice toupee, asshole.
I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
You write as well as my 3 year old autistic neighbor.
I hope next time you pick up one of those faggot hookers, he gives you AIDS and then steals your toupee.
Your name is almost as fucking awful as your toupee. Go fucking die in a fire you fucking nerd.
I love that you feel the need to copyright your work. OHHHH SOOOO ORIGINAL, YOU’RE RANKING HOLLYWOOD CELEBS!!!! HOLY SHIT THIS IS GROUNBREAKING!!!
Go give Perez Hilton a handjob in an alley and then fall down a well and lose your toupee in the muddy water you fucking faggot.
I’d love to see the fucking trash you roll with. It’s probably a James St. James doppelganger and some doofy, anorexic slut with a box that resembles a moldy peach. I bet they also love to spray fucking Aquanet into that rug on top of your ugly fucking head.
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Gisele Bunchen has a sshhnoz. But its your opinion. And you know what they say about opinions…they are like ASSHOLES…everyone has one.
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I always thought Megan Fox was GORGEOUS!!
… But I saw her in person not too long ago and she had some intense acne probs…
Move her down to a 9
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Blog about how you’re going to give to charity. Maybe people would hate you less…maybe. None of these women would fuck you, let alone date you. Who is john?!
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as someone who would probably rate at maybe 3 on your scale and therefore be irrelevant to you, I would just like to let you know that on MY scale you get 4 for looks and zero for personality. This makes you a Douchebag and unworthy of any self-respecting girl’s attention.
IMHO, you won’t get anything from a girl you haven’t bought and paid for.
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I have never been so glad to be a six in my entire life. I don’t have to worry about you ever hitting on me, or even trying to befriend me. Life is SO good!
Did you really say “that stripper appeal that breaths…class”? Since when were strppers classy? Get a clue. It’s a good thing you love the celebrity scene so much, because in the real world you’d just be another douche without a date.
i would really appreciate if you would post pictures of all the so-called “10s” that you have slept with (assuming that you are even straight)… and i will judge if they are more attractive than the females listed above as 7s, 8s, and 9s… such as adriana lima… probably one of the most beautiful women in the world, but i guess your just so lucky to have fucked better women than her.
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Wow you and most of your commenters are some of the shallowest people ever, Artie. Who rates people’s looks on 1-10 scale? What are you, in high school? I guess that’s the best you can expect from a bunch of bridge and tunnel losers. PS please stay out of NYC. We don’t really like or cater to your kind here. This might be more your speed: http://www.piscatawaynj.org/
I’d just like to point out that of all the pictures he could’ve picked, his picture of Angelina Jolie is of when she’s pregnant (mouse over the picture). Mr. Kade, you either really appreciate that pregnant glow, or are seriously disturbed.
THIS is awesome. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not awesome in its content or its attachment to any sort of reality. However, the entertainment value is through the roof! I learned about you through the morning radio show I listen to in Atlanta. Your “fame” is definitely becoming far-reaching. You have been named their newest, and by far the biggest, “bouchedag.” Surely you can figure out that title. I haven’t heard them laugh at or make fun of anyone for that long in quite awhile. You must be a fabulous actor, and I really hope you end up on some reality show or something soon. I just don’t believe that you actually believe all the things you’re writing, and this is all a way to get attention (and lots of it…and it’s working!). Otherwise, you sir, are simply an over-30, 3 or 4 at best, who STILL brags about how drunk he got last night and what girls he’s checking out at what bars. You’d fit in perfectly with most college Freshmen across the country. I’m reminded of the scene in The Wedding Singer when Adam Sandler’s friend asks him if he knows why Happy Days got cancelled, and his response is, “because nobody wants to see some old dude hitting on young girls.” Well played (and blogged). I will continue to read your blog for my morning laughs. Best of luck!
Brother, you figured it out. you have full on fans. your going to get a show from E! in no time. Your scale makes perfect sense to me. your nines actually make sense too. Your actually not taking into acount the shallow hall effect. Those girls are 8-1’s becuase they have something so small but so nasty about them that drops their stock. Well done. actually the best part about your blogs are the ‘hate’ replys VERY funny.
I have to agree with CallmeMama…maybe if you cut off your head you could be a nine, but still that might be giving you a little too much. I really don’t think you need to be rated, your attitude and all that goes with it is nto even rateable. They don’t rate in the negative numbers so sorry you just don’t cut it. And the only reason you would rate these girls on your website under a 7 is they probably told you what a doushbag you really are, and the others maybe gave you a smile but they would all be too dam good for you to even get looked at by them. Once again you have proven yourself to be a JOKE!!!! Oh and your portfolio, well it sux!!!!
wow you are really shallow….i mean like you pretend you could get with any of them..the most you can get is a gay prostitute and even he will tell his pimp he wont get with you…damn arthur you have not accomplished anything..oh wait thats right you were an EXTRA in gossip girl…did you know that im not trying to be anyone but myself..honestly i thought you were an actor whos character is arthur kade but then found out that you are really you and its ironic that i post this comment because i have lisp but im not ashamed i want to act but fuck that im real, i want to own a small buisness and just live off that because i will be more happy than acting…and try this..YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU A DOUCHEBAG AND YOU SUCK AT ACTING WHILE CLAIMING TO BE A GOOD ONE!!!!FUCK YOU ARTHUR!!I’LL MEET YOU IN HELL
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I heard you on the Ace and Tj show this morning. You are a moron! You are not famous nor will you be in 6 months! You have no talent and you are a nobody. I am so not impressed. Try something else you loser. Oh yeah… your scale sucks! You couldn’t get one of those girls if your life depended on it! LOSER!
People, why do you read this stuff? Are you actually interested in being a real actor? I have friends in New York who work their butt off for the tiniest bit of noteriety and you visit this jerk’s site? There are blogs written by real, genuine actors on the internet. Google is your friend.
Wanna know what the funny part of all this is? While YOU may only want to date women who you consider a “10″, none of THEM would ever want to date YOU.
Hey, does anyone else think that all the coments by “John [insert numer here]” are bullshit? It’s probably Kade himself posting them and trying to make himself feel better. You sad, pathetic man. You embody everything that’s wrong with society.
I aplologize for being such a misogynist, bottom-feeding, “can’t spell BREATHE”-ing, patheic loser. Oh wait, I can’t apologize because that would hurt my ridiculous ego. My father didn’t never came to my ballet recitals and my mother rapes me on a regular basis, which is why I hate women so much… WAAAHH!!! I’m going to go now and masturbate with my tears while staring at a picture of Megan Fox.
*note: Any guys out there want to jizz on my hair? That’s the only way I can make it look this way. I’d prefer them to be 10’s but if not that’s ok; just nothing below 7.
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For example: Cut off his ears and nose, use a blowtorch on him, and/or take a belt sander to his face.
NOTE: You must not KILL him and you must leave at least one eye and one ear functioning. Mr. Kade needs to know the pain and humiliation of this. He needs to be able to SEE and HEAR men, women, and children screaming in terror when they see his monstrous appearance.
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Part of the Sexy package is all about attitude. So your attitude brings you from a 5 down to a 3. Minus a few for the gay look, big nose and greasy looking hair. I would say you are now down to about a 1 or a minus 1-.
Please set yourself on fire and call it a day.
haha, too funny. what is Obama turning this world in to??
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oh and also… stop talking about you dating girls here and there,
U know you’re gay as fuck, take a look out the closet, you’d be alright.
Fuck OUT!
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Angelina Jolie isn’t that pretty, people. And Arthur, you are going to be alone for the rest of your life because 10 women like that dont really exist, they are your opinion and plus would never look your fucking ugly ass way, you dickface
I almost want to throw some kind of insult at you, but that would feel like laughing at the kid on the short bus who’s trying to lick the windows whilst wearing a helmet. You’re fucking despicable.
On a related note, I don’t understand how anybody rates girls by their looks. What makes me want to fuck a girl is more abstract then a numerical rating of physical attractiveness.
Lindsay Lohan, an 8? Really?
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Arthur Kade is G@y and F@ggot. I put you in camel clutch, break your back and fuck you in ass with 10 inch cock.
You pencil neck Jabroni and little boy peepee toucher.
You are a very ugly piece of shit. Why not kill yourself? That would be cool. Take a razor and go down the road, not across the street.
But you are too much of a piece of shit for that. You would probably take some pills (something dumb like 8 immodium) and then call all your “friends” and say “Ooh, I took some pills, I’m gonna die”
I hope to see you soon, I will smear feces on you, but that would probably turn you on. When you fart, it smells like KY, and the smell of shit turns you on from when your daddy and uncle used to make you suck them off while strangers at the truck stop took turns fucking you in that gaping goatse trench that used to be an asshole.
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You are an idiot.
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Oh Lord, you are either a comedic genius or the saddest man to walk the earth. I mean you, Arthur Kade, aka, Johns 0001 - 9999.
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You are the evolution of the twentieth century deusch, you, my large-nosed, feminine, hypocrite are truly, a darsh.
happy darshing
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I would really love to show this guy who’s boss.
dude, you a fag. hoo the hell do you think you are! im calling you out from georgia. your couldnt tag shit in georgia, gotta have a big dick for that. i think you laken.
p.s. beyonce and j. lo. a 7? your a queer.
hey look here MOTHER FUCKER! you couldnt fuck a dog if you owned one, wat the hell you thinkn puttin some bull shit pics like that on your kades skale. i wish youd come down here i’d beat your ass down the fuckin road boy. you remind me of the common jail mate, likes ta takes stuff in the ass! man i’d like to show you how fuckin crazy you are. im 12 years old and probably have a bigger dick than you do. im sorry man if you tryed ta come down ta ga. they wouldnt even let you in theyd just tell you ” NO PEDIFILES ALLOWED”. you no wat dude youd probably hold a dick till the swellin goes down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man FUCK YOU
O YEA IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH THAT THAN YOU CAN EMAIL ME at ryanstegall@yahoo.com.
p.s. my left nut is named phil, fag
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hahahahahaha this fag even hires people to comment on his site! 100% all these John comments are the douche himself. “wow look at the 10 comments out of 100000000000000 that say Arthur Kade has a great site, im gonna hire him in my movie now!” GO FUCK YOURSELF
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I’m not attempting to condone the scale in any way, but to criticize its heartlessness and / or accuracy and then to use it to grade the author is a little hypocritical…
you are a 3, on a scale of women. I’m being generous because of the fact that your eyelashes are nice and plump, what kind of mascara do you use? It reall brings out the dick in your mouth.
*really
You’re rediculously unattractive, and couldn’t even get a goat to have sex with you.
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I would probably rate you a 6. You have a very long nose that, in most of the pictures on this site, looks like it takes up most of your face. All I see is nose! Plus, your body could use some work. Maybe if I had a few drinks I could call it hot, but you barely see a 6-pack. You have to have a defined body to at least make a 7. It looks like you work out, but so do most guys on the beach. Try a little harder.
You look like you just came out of an episode of Jersey Shore! Gross!
I’d LOVE to see pictures of you with these “10 girls” that you say you sleep with, instead of just listening you talk about them and posting pictures of celebrities you have never met. Love to see you hit on Megan Fox and see how she would react.
Who the fuck do you think you are??
Why do you act lyk girls are lining up to have your 2inch dick in them??
Bcuz, obviously, they are not. You are the most arrogant, idiotic, fuck-wit known to the world at this very moment. You need to get off your high horse and realize the world is not worshipping you and you will never see the likes of an OSCAR.
You are a very unactractive man that looks more metro/gay to me than straight.
I read the CLEO article, I’m Australian, and may I just say, the photos are quite scary, when you try to be a model, pfft. YOU ARE NOT A SEX SYMBOL!!!
George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Robert Pattinson; have been chosen as sex symbols whereas you have just gotten bored and decided to call yourself a sex symbol.
Words truly cannot explain my hatred and disgust for you.
You don’t exist in the world, you can keep trying but no-one, I repeat NO-ONE, will consider you anything but a little wannabe cockhead that has to result to his right-hand to make him feel better when the $10 prostitue pulled out when she/he found out who you are.
Fuck you Arthur Kade,
13-year-old Kristen Stewmart.
13-year-old
OMG you are a lunatic!!! You look like an old perverted man with no attractiveness to him what so ever. I wouldn’t even rate you if i saw you in the street, your personality is atrocious which makes you even less attractive.
Here’s something to keep in mind… when you get old your looks fade and wouldn’t you rather be with someone you can talk to and enjoy their company. Rather than some ditzy chick who only had her looks going for her. You would be in an extremely boring relationship with nothing to talk about and nothing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GROW UP!
on my scale ur a minus 5
You don’t deserve a girl any higher than a 2. Your ugly, pompous, have a huge head and nose and you are so up yourself that I think you’d be better off just FUCKING yourself. But then again, your dick is probably so small that it would have no hope of ever penetrating a vagina, let alone your own asshole.
I live in Australia and I read the Cleo article, and by the end I was ready to throw up my own bile from the things you said. I don’t even know why Cleo featured you - probably so that all Australian women know to never go to a place where your huge head could be seen.
YOU ARE NOT EVEN A CELEBRITY. Before the Cleo article, I had never heard of you or your blog/website. No one gives a fuck. Majority of people on here are commenting you because your such an idiotic loser who needs to know that you are never going to win an Oscar or feature in a film that is worth watching. You won’t sell a New York Times bestseller book. You aren’t even a good writer - everything you write about is a pile of shit and this stupid ‘Kade Scale’ can get shoved up your arse. You aren’t good looking in the slightest. Any woman that gets with you must be either drugged, fucked up or a hooker. Or just ugly and desperate. Get over yourself, please, before all Cleo reading Australian women come chasing you with pitch forks.
Good luck failing in Hollywood. Let’s see if Megan Fox turns you down.
And it looks as if you’ve hired some guy called John to send repeated compliments of your blog. Wow, nice work. Your an inspiration to us all.
My god…what a narcissist !! no wonder the world is in the state its in with ppl like this fag rating ppl like they are nothing more than objects!! he suffers from extreme insecurity which is why he is doing all this…noone who is comfortable with themselves feels the need to see ppl through the lens of physicalty only.
You are sooo extremely fucked up and shallow that I hope you never find real work. You are unbelievably ugly, yet you think you are God’s gift to women. How dare you compare yourself or your acting to such actors as Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson or Christian Bale. (Taken from http://www.phillymag.com/articles/arthur_kade_philadelphia_profile/.) You will NEVER be on their level. They are not 1/100 as vain as you are. You are obviously an unhappy and insecure little boy whether you realize that or not. No one with any level of self-esteem or respect for themselves would be as malintentioned as you are and I hope the people in “Hollywood”, where you claim you want to go, see you for what you really are and make you feel like the outcast that you are. With your self-sufficient attitude, you will never make it and you will never be happy. How about showing some level of humility. You are not as hot or talented as you think you are. Your parents are probably ashamed of you and I wouldn’t blame them.
Have a blessed day.
Keesha
omg i can’t believe im just finding out about this shit!!!!! u have got to be the worlds biggest fuckhead. do u honestly think any of these ladies would want u as their leading man when u have totally picked them to pieces and claimed most of them aren’t worth anythin??? I wonder who would u choose as ur leading lady, cause after seeing ur true colours i don’t think any amount of money would be enough to have to star in anything with you!!!!!!!
LOL wow you actually read what I wrote. So, you obviously must read EVERYONE’s posts. Even your own (John). LOL and you are still blowing your ego way out of this universe. It is obvious that no one likes you, again, except yourself (John). But any attention is better than NONE I guess. LOL yet again. You should be a comedian, not a serious actor. OMG.
Have another blessed day.
Keesha C.
Does anyone actually like you?
A mass majority of my guy mates would rate Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Scarlet Johansson and Kim Kardashian as a 10. Seriously, haven’t you seen Jessica Alba gyrating in Sin City? And Beyonce doing her booty shake?!!! They ooze sex appeal without the necessity of having their photo taken in lingerie all the time. I guess you’re just not in with the generation Y’s. I found your taste a bit for the oldies side. Oh well, you do look about 45.
It was quiet contradicting when you said women on a 7 scale “lack sexuality”. Jessica Biel has an awesome body as she danced in her knickers in “Chuck and Larry”, and ‘Powder Blue”. Also, Salma Hayek?! The way she pronounces words in English, her curves and exoticism. Those are massive points for sex appeal.
Also buddy, you forgot the hot Aussie women: Miranda Kerr, Jennifer Hawkins and Megan Gale.
youre such a little fag! HAHAHA
and you think your a 10? stop rating people and get on with life. theres plenty more important things you could be doing than sitting around assigning numbers to people who really couldnt give a fuck. i laugh at you.
Them girls rated 10 are so hot they could get anyone.
WHY would they want an old, ugly, stuck up, selfish dickhead like you?
(:
Imagine for a minute that God forbid Arthur Kade becomes a serious and acclaimed actor. How far do you think he will go in this industry? He has degraded women, created a new level of shallowness that even Hollywood itself has never known previously.
This poor soul needs help. You shouldn’t be laughing at him, you should be calling the authorities to take power of attorney over him. This man is clearly ill.
I would imagine that after the sex there would be nothing left to talk about, but you, no wonder the girls do not want to date you on a long term basis
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you saying you wanted to be an oscar winning actor put me on the ground for 10 minutes. you would never ever be taken seriously enough to be given a part in an oscar worthy movie and you would only be able to resort to doing d-list paris hilton style movies like ‘pledge this’. also i was wondering if there was anyone in your family rated six or under in your ‘kade scale’, do you refuse to talk to them because they are just too ugly to be in your beautiful presence? if you had children who didn’t live up to your standards would you put them up for adoption straight away because you would be so shocked that none of your spectacular genes seemed to be processed in the baby and it must be obvious that you are not the father of this ugly spawn? despite this, please continue posting on your blog because you are very entertaining and make sure you live your 15 minutes of fame to the fullest.
You’re an average-looking man (and I use the word “man” loosely here) with an outdated hairdo. That’s how you rate on my scale……..
What on earth makes you think you’re attractive?! Even if you looked like Johnny Depp/Gerard Butler/someone genuinely hot and not merely delusional, your personality and attitude would render you repugnant to anyone that is not mentally deficient.
I hope this is all a sick, attention-seeking joke. But if it’s not, please get yourself neutered. And apologise to your mother for the shame you have no doubt caused her.
Well that was certainly interesting…
This is the first time i’ve ever visited this site and i must say that it was surprisingly refreshing, and welcoming.
I know (judging by all the comments) that a lot of people disagree with Mr.Kade’s scale and that he shouldn’t treat women like that and judge them by their looks, but isn’t that being a little hypercritical of you?
Everyone, no matter how much you try to deny it, judge people on their physical appearance. Ladies, if you were having coffee with your friends and you see a guy walk past the first thing you’ll notice is his appearance both negative and positive and then you’ll all start saying what is good about him and what isn’t. That is basically what Arthur Kade is doing, just more harshly.
Also, a lot of you are complaining about who he has placed in the scale….a lot of you don’t agree with who he finds attractive…but doesn’t everyone have different tastes? Someone he might rate a 10 on his scale might only be a 7 for you….but all of you seem to be forgetting that this is Arthur Kades scale…not yours! He probably wont care if you agree with him or not, these are the women he finds attractive, or worthy or not of dating.
Another thing is most of you are saying that he isn’t attractive and that he’s an asshole, but once again it all comes down to the individual. He’s straight forward and blunt…but some women find those traites attractive.
Though i do not agree with everything Mr.Kade has said, i’m not totally against him either. This is his scale, his opinion. All of you are getting really worked up over this, which is understandable, but you shouldn’t be letting him get to you this much, you will probably never meet him personally, so you wont have to worry about being rated from 1-10.
P.S when did spelling ever have anything to do with this??? You all seemed to understand perfectly what he was saying so there is no need to have a go about the spelling.
If you don’t like what he says that much then WHY do you constantly keep coming back to read what he has said next? Admit it, to some extent you are interested, almost curious as to what he has come up with next, it doesn’t matter whether or not you are replulsed or disgusted, he has still caught your attention, left you wanting more…which is exaclty what he wanted to do.
Sorry for writing such a long message, i was caught in the moment.
Jessica
Yes Jessica, we all notice looks. But we don’t all JUDGE people by their looks. And a lot of us (the normal, well-adjusted ones anyway) don’t sit there and give people marks out of 10 and dissect them as though we were buying a piece of fruit at the market.
I don’t care about anyone’s taste, but going on record with these obnoxious remarks is implicitly stating one thinks they are perfect and can therefore judge women in such a way. So if you’re going to comment on women and give them your rating, then you put yourself out there to be commented on and criticised, in turn.
“Some women find these traits attractive” - seriously?! Straightforward is one thing - superficial beyond comprehension is another. I would personally rather sew up my private parts than let a creep like that anywhere near my fine self. And sorry, but women like you, who tolerate this sort of behaviour, are almost as bad as he is.
The people against him don’t fear his or anyone else’s judgement, so you have missed the point there. The point is, we do not exist only on a physical level - we are individuals with feelings, opinions and thoughts. Not a sum of body parts.
Looks do play a part in attraction to be certain, but intelligence, humour, strength, moral decency and kindness are more important by far. Like they say: Looks fade, but dumb is forever.
Love everything you have said Kay but truth be told, I think Jessica is actually Kade, who else would defend him?
Ahh Yes my friends:- The best cockroach is a dead cockroach
dude, you’re always saying how chicks want to fuck you and that its because of how attractive you are. Those girls are only fucking you because they are greedy and fame hungry. Sad example of a male. Swear every girl who’s commented on this rate you as a 4 tops. haaa.
Jessica Alba an 8 ?
seriously?
she wouldn’t even look twice if you were to walk past.
i doubt she even knows who you are, and for that i think she is a better person.
you are probably a 5/10 so not even worth talking about.
But seriously admire your confidence, believing in yourself and not giving up that personality attribute is what made me give you a 5/10 instead of a 3/10
if you click on john1845’s link( the person everyones saying is kade) it goes to a penis enlargment site, haha sorry i laughed.
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Your about a 2 on my scale. By the way you soooooooo need a new nose. You are what we call a 2 bagger i would need to put a bag on my head as well as yours in case yours fell off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who are u to judge ppl to this extend u suck. n ur very ugly and u claim u get pussy yea in brothels.and a word of advice do something abt ur hair shave it or sumthing its hideous
YOU ARE A JERK, I have three sons and thankfully i have raised them to respect women, my eldest is extremely good looking, unlike you, and i am proud that he does not rate women as you do. Sadly you live a shallow empty life, just the fact that you don’t even get to know women who rate 6 or below for you means you are passing up opportunities in your life to find a person who you can have a life long connection with. The looks you believe you have now will only last for so long, when you are old and wrinkly you will still be as shallow and twisted as you are today, only then you will also be lonely and more pathetic.
Man…you’ve used the words “stripper” and “class” in the same sentence. What the hell is wrong with you?? You are one of the ugliest people on the inside and the outside, that I have ever seen.
Maybe once you have some major (and man…do I mean MAJOR) plastic surgery on your face you would have the right to be so picky.
You seem like a very unhappy person to me, based on your way of living, your “happiness” is just a lie, something you’re deceiving yourself with. The person who treats you best, is always faithful, adores you and makes you trully happy is NOT going to be a 10, I can tell you right now.
Please Arthur u are clearly quite up yourself and must be taking it up the ass coz you clearly don’t know a beauty when you see one. By the way, Have you looked at yourself lately? Being 40 something, with a massive nose, ugly face and aging body Your not even worth rating. Why dont you have a good look at yourself. P.s I doubt Beyonce, Charliez, Halle, Adriana or Demi would even look twice at you, so get over yourself you poof.
Everyone has been smashing you left right and centre about how you rate women. All i noticed when i visited your website was that nose of yours. Wow. Do something about it. If you claim to want to bed perfect women then you need to be atleast a 10 on any good looking scale yourself.
The pic of you at the top middle looks like your auditioning for a gay porn video.
Mr Arthur Kade I think you are disillusioned .
Go and get a photo of Paul Newman when he was young . He was extremely handsome— you are not in the ball park of handsome/ attractive or anywhere near perfect . Have you looked in the mirror. Thin top lip, long nose very sad looking eyes . Nothing about your face says to me you have it . I give you a 5
You actually mean , I am not that attractive , very up myself and my mum told me always when I was young I was good looking only because she loved me . Ha Ha all I can do is laugh about you thinking you are so good .POOR BOY you are really pathetic ..
I’d rate you at a 6 with a push because to be quite honest your just not good looking enough to get any higher but when you throw in that shallow, self-absorbed, self-centred, egotistical personality of yours then you plummet down to a -4. Yes looks play a huge part in initial attraction but then other factors come into play…oh, but you wouldn’t know about those would you!!!
p.s. Let me know if you ever come across a woman who doesnt have a bad day haha!
I just heard about you for the first time on a radio station in Australia this morning! Wow, you are really something, why haven’t I heard about you before now. I know why coz you are a sorry excuse for a human being. Obviously you don’t get laid that much and this is why you rate the most beautiful woman on the lower part of your scale. My guess is that you have had soooo many woman turn you down and this is your revenge on them. What is it?? Do you have small dick syndrome!
Just your personality alone makes you a 0 on my scale, infact I would even hate to share the same air as you in a small space!
You are no role model for the next generation so you should settle for F-List Celebrity Pal! F = FUCKTARD!
If I ever met you in person I would hope that I am a 6 or below so I wouldn’t have to worry about putting up with your sorry ass!
Well said the beauty within, I also heard this guy on the fox and Its obvious to us Aussie’s that this guy is a total wanker. The fact of the matter is that his kind of attitude may wash well in america but he he’d be one lonely loser coz normal decent people wouldn’t put up with someone like that in reality.
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Wow, you are a prick! I heard you on Fox FM today in Australia and couldnt believe what I was hearing! I cant believe that there is someone out there in the world that refuses to be friends with someone who they dont class as bedable. And as for you saying you’re an A list star, hahahahaha that had me in tears of laughter! You wont ever be A list because up until this morning ALOT of people hadnt even heard of you, and the only reason they had you on the radio was because they wanted to hear how stupid your “Kade Scale” really is…. you make me sick!
I just hope someone takes you off the planet sooner rather then later so we can all dance on your grave.
Oh and by the way, you arent even anything special yourself so who are you to judge others? Good luck with your lonely life you piece of shit!
hey arthur, we are guessing what’s your horoscope - are you a leo?
I would just like to say that, Arthur you are a 0 buddy!
Your ugly and a pretty boy, girls like em roughed up!! You are dog ugly!!
I kind of agree with ur scale ..its just that I dont belive you would have any chance to date (even getting near )a no 2??!?!?!/
hey has anyone mentioned that u look like sylvester stallone a bit? or maybe in only a couple of pics
Dude, the only acting gig your going to get is playing the part of Sylvester Stallone’s retarded brother in Rocky 12!!!!
YOUR AN ABSOLUTE DICK FACE>>>>>>
DICK HEAD
ure a a big dickhead mate …you remind me of zoolander …big poof
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I think you are the most deluded guy on the face of the planet. You are very quick to rate some of the “hot” chicks in the celeb world, but have you actually had a look in the mirror yourself? Go get a nose job, cut your 60’s hairstyle and go fuck yourself, you arrogant, egotistical maniac. As if any of those girls you rate would even think of fucking you.
mannnnn your a fag
heyyy
i heard you on the radio today. you have a point but u are way to picky … i used to be picky like you and wanted the perfect match but its very rare to find some one who is perfect from head to toe. people are very unique in different ways. your perception is different from others and to be honest i dont think you are very attractive at all imagine if i made a blog and put you as a 4 because if i had one trust me you would be there. stop being so shallow because you will just live to be old and lonely. =]
Arthur Kade I would not look twice at you. You would spend far too much time in the mirror looking at yourself! You will never get your hands dirty or get your hand off it.
Last I heard you are on the Z list of celebrities, I had NEVER heard of you until you were on Fox Fm this morning in Melbourne Australia and I will probably never hear of you again!
when you started talking about this on the ‘Matt and Joe Show’ i was sold. brilliant.
Arthur, I heard you on the radio this morning in Melbourne on The Fox and jeez…while every single man on the planet rates women on appearance first…that initial attraction, you’ve taken it too far. Not even friending a woman lower than a 7, that is the most arrogant thing I’ve ever heard.
People this has got ‘Bruno’ and ‘Borat’ writen all over it! I’m in marketing and advertising, there is no way this guy is for real, it’s a comedy / mockunmentary chracter!
I’ll enjoy seeing the movie though! If all of you are this easy to fool and get so upset it will be totally hilarious!
I think you would make a perfect Orc in like Lord of The Rings or something.
To the last comment above (Rhino),
Regardless of whether this has “Bruno” or “Borat” written all over it, it has obviously had enough of an impact on the public to evoke all the above written emotion and thoughts. As we can all well see, this “appears” to be the genuine feelings of Arthur Kade, and really does not put out a good message about image.
Arthur Kade is a good looking guy (besides the nose - and ugly personality), and if he is rating women such as Jessica Alba, Salma Hayak and Beyonce Knowles a 7, then it makes the rest of us think… “I will never be good enough - I do not rate anywhere near these women”.
I believe we already have enough self image issues in the world today, and there are already enough cases of anorexia, bulimia, boob jobs gone wrong, nose jobs gone wrong, etc, need I go on.
Not long ago my cousin died due to trying to make herself perfect - dieting to the point of anorexia and had organ failure. Trying to make herself look better. You are encouraging this sort of behaviour.
You are a pathetic excuse for a human being Arthur Kade, and as a few have mentioned above, alot of these women would not even rate you, purely because your personality brings your character down.
That’s the nature of satire Jasmine, it highlights a serious issue and promotes discussion about.
This ‘Kade’ character is a mirror of the whole ‘looks are everything’ issue in Western society.
He is designed to make you think ‘well yeah I judge people based on their appearance, maybe I should try to do that a little bit less.’
The ‘Kade’ character is actually helping your cause!
PS Jasmine you sound like a 10 to me, based on your empathy and compassion
How funny, I was listening to Gold Coast radio this morning and you were taking calls from listeners. Having never heard of you before I looked at your website when I got home thinking I was going to see some really hot guy like Vin Diesel, Brad Pitt or John Travolta, OMG you are so average on the celebrity scale that you would have to only be a 3 or 4 yourself (and that’s being generous). I totally understand that it’s just a way for you to put yourself out there but how embarrassing when you are so average looking yourself, i’m not sure what nationality you are but you look like 1 million other greasy looking guys out there and that nose, well need I say anymore. You will need more than a kade scale blog to get you to the top. Good luck with your journey and please when you’ve made some money get that nose fixed and get a decent haircut.
Cheers.
Thanks Rhino,
But I still do not believe that him and his ratings are doing todays issues and favour, purely because alot of the population are not smart enough to pickup on the satire, or even if they can, they do not truley understand it. I think there would be alot more positive a way to relay a message, something that those people out there suffering these image issues, would understand. Because when you are fat or ugly or “no-where near a 10 (or 7 for that matter) - you do not see the comedy in his words you just see him knocking you down and saying that you are not good enough. I hope I am making sense bacause in my head it does.
I consider myself to be a 10, purely because I am a nice person. It is what is on the inside that counts in the end. You do not want to end up with somebody self righteous and superficial, because beauty does not hang around forever, but a nice personality will.
I am laughing and smiling because I really cant believe you are serious. I had a look at your picture and I was shocked as I was led to believe you were some kind of Brad Pitt??
I understand that many people are judged on looks then personality and this is just human nature and our society as we appreciate beautiful things, however as I have met many beautiful and or average people in all walks of life I have found that the beautiful ones on the outside with a nasty, mean spirited nature on the inside become more ugly to me each time I see then, so much to a point, that I cant even remember that I once considered them beautiful.
I also look at the many average (ugly) as you would put it or even more pathetically, small lips or big foreheads. How ridiculous!! As I get to know people and their true personalities emerge, especially the generous, loving, selfless and with a true genuine spirit, THEY BECOME MORE BEAUTIFUL, to me, each time I see them because I want to be more like this type of person, than the stupid American plastic shell.
I worry that you will one day lose your so called looks, your plastic friends, and end up very alone in the world because you neglected to give all humans a chance. (your soul mate could be out there, male of female, just in disguise) to test you and you would walk right past them because of an exterior appearance. Shame on you!!
Oh and careful you dont get crabs……many people sleep their way to the top!! :}}
good call i think you should at least test drive them to get into the 10 cat but alas from the sounds of it you around 4″ so i understand you test run most of them, us africans can help. I see there are a few upset chikies on here, never mind they must be 2’s and the ugly friend.
ahah this guy has got to be the most arrogant piece of shit ive ever seen.
Just because girls arn’t up to your standards means they shouldn’t associate with good looking people.
that is absolute horseshit , you yourself look like an ass bandit thats been ass fucked
. I knew there was dickheads out there but you take the prize.
how fucked up does one person have to be to have this crap in their head
.Do us all a favour and go run into some parked cars
o wait sorry looks like you already have mate
hey asshole,
i think i would rate you as -37.
your a fugly ass faggot and you are not worthy for any woman in the world. you are such a fuckhead i actually think that rosie o’donnells ass hole would be more attractive then your face.
FACT: Nobody likes you. at all. and i doubt anyone ever will.
FACT: Your an ugly faggot and you should just go jump off a cliff because you honestly have nothing to live for. you have shitt ass looks and you are clearly dumb as dog shit, and on top of that you have a shit ass personality.
seriously dude.
ohh but dont worry, i’ll bet megan fox will be all over you when your famous.
and if your too stupid to understand, that was sarcasm asswipe.
the only thing your little website has done is provide entertainment to those who are that bored and that are trying to kill time.
Hey Wanker,
I know your just putting on this act to put your self in the media, your as bad as paris hilton… who cares about ratings at the end of the day… when your as ugly and materalistic as you are.. you really are a disgust to women
It’s the poor man’s Max Tucker…your a creative genius, rip anyone else off lately?
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!
Great .Now i can say thank you!
Incredible site!
The comments on here are funnier than the scale itself.
I’m a female and I’m in no way offended - this is quite possibly one of the funniest things I’ve read and Arthur is awesome.
If you don’t like it, fine - but don’t bore us with your lame whinging and bitching. Get a life, losers.
I bookmarked this guestbook. Thank you for good job!
You probably find starvation, homelessness and disease funny too do you Carly?
To find this shit funny is about as equally disgusting as finding any of the above funny.
This is serious. This man is saying that if you are any uglier than Jessica Alba, Cameron Diaz etc than you are not worth dating, and should go have plastic surgery or alter yourself physically so that you are. It is horrible, think of all those people out there that would take this seriously, young girls for example. Not that I personally think this lowlifes opinion is worth a pinch of shit, but those girls might.
We are born with one face and one body, we should learn to love who we are, and not have a scumbag like Arthur Kade influencing how we look or what we do with our bodies.
There are so many others out there who have alot more talent and good looks who we should be focusing on. This man is a shovanist and definately should not be idolised by anybody. But if you, Carly, are as shallow as your above comment… go for your life. Idolise away!!!
Arthur.
You are a monumental twat.
None of the women on The Kade Scale would touch you with a 10 foot barge pole.
You are punching far above your weight.
Aim lower.
Much lower.
If Judd Nelson had a homosexual brother with Attention Deficit Disorder, Narcisistic Personality Disorder and elephantitis of the nasal region - he’d look just like you.
Oh, and this is coming from a woman who you’d probably cross the room to grace with your presence. You’d get a drink in your face.
x
Hillarious, I suppose these are the responses you are after. Create a topic worthy of reaction to get people talking and hence get your name out there for good or for the bad, any publicity is worth it when you are on a JOURNEY TO STARDOM!
As shallow as it all may seem it is business and it doesnt matter how Mr Kade gets there, it is all about reaching the goal. Good work, it is obviously working for you!
Enjoy your fantasy, maybe they will make it in a MOVIE. hahahaha
completely agree with Jasmine K, oh carly you are also a fuckhead, and clearly as shallow as arthur kade. and unless you are of equal prettiness or prettier than say beyonce and cameron diaz (doubtfull) then you are sticking up for a wanker that wouldnt even be seen with you, let alone be friends with you, take you out etc.
So I believe it is you that needs to get a life, not any other people describing how much of an asshole arther is.
make a movie hey? nobody would want to look at that ugly prick on the big screen.
people. stop giving this guy attention. he is an arrogant prick and honestly not worth talking about. in fact, by talking about him whether its bad or good, we are giving this guy the privillage of publicity. all we are doing is giving him the opportunity for fame and this guy seriously does not deserve it. so instead of making he blog larger lets just all forget about this prick and he can forget about his career!
Many 7’s will come off fake and not genuine because they realize they aren’t as good as the top tier, and this makes them even less attractive because they act like they are trying too hard.
No further comment.
Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.
sorry to break it to you but you aren’t even good-looking. if you’re scale applied to you you’d be the lowest of the low. did you ever think the models date you for your money dumbass?
Perfect site, i like it!
This is the first I have viewed your site after reading an article in Cleo.
I am amused at how personally people (bloggers whom have replied) take your opinions and criticisms!!
Although I do not doubt you take on this persona you represent (otherwise what would make you stand out against all the other opinionated, arrogant and controversial men around trying their hand at fame) I do appreciate the strong words to which you write and stand by.
It is disappointing to me as I know many men would agree with them and practise the judgemental attitude.
Many women judge their own self-worth by opinions just as yours. This is sad.
But I must say that opinions such as yours will never receed and it is up to all those who disagree or are offended to see your satements and persona as just another to which should be listened to, accepted, and then set aside for the voices that encourage man-kind to show more humility, understanding and acceptance.
Without people like you how could we all really appreciate those around us whose voices encourage the best in people?!?!
man oh man are you the most selfish, self absorbed, self important, arrogant, shallow, immature, immoral, ignorant and disrespectful human beind that I have ever heard of.
I was listening to the Matt and Jo show on Fox FM recently, when I heard an interview that they were holding with you. I have to say that I have never heard someone speak in such a conceated way as the likes of yourself.
One thin is for sure, Jo sure wasn’t impressed. How many other female listeners would have been?
One thing that shone true to me is that ALL of your spoken sentences started with the word ‘I’ and contained this word at least once more. It suggests to me that you are EXTREMELY SELF CENTRED.
As for your rediculous Kade Scale. I would suggest that you get rid of it, as it is offencive and degrading to women. It depicts women as merely sex objects as you whould only date 10% of the world’s female population. What’s more, is that you have perfectly attractive women in lower ratings. one thing that makes the Kade Scale a flop in my eyes is that it does NOT accurately represent how the average man looks at a woman, but how you do, which is extremely shallow.
I really could not be bothered with the rating you would give me. You don’t know me. Never judge a book by it’s cover. I’m not worried about how YOU would rate me as in someone else’s eyes, someone who has taken the time to get to know me, I know that I’m a 10 for them- no matter what.
Here’s an idea: Take your Kade Scale and do a bit of self proctology with it. You may enjoy it.
Cheers