One of the most asked questions of me is about my rating scale. I have girls coming up to me almost every night I’m out, asking me to rate them, and how I come up with certain numbers for certain people. I always have the same answer, which is, “This is not a set formula, and I don’t have a specific type that I like, it’s just what I see, and what I think a girl brings to the table”. People will ask about what hair color, eye color, height, body type, etc. that I seem to favor, and the answer is none. They ask me what is “stripper hot”, and who is a 10? I have actually had a girl tell me she wanted to go in the bathroom with me at G Lounge (because she thought she was a 9) so she could show me her body to rate her, but I didn’t want to hurt her feelings by giving her a 7, so I told her, “You’re cute, but I’ll pass”. She badgered me some more throughout the night, and I finally had to leave the Mogul Room to get away.
What I can tell you is that I am a very difficult grader, and it takes something very special to amaze me into giving them a 9 or 10. I also have the experience of having dated some of the most beautiful women around the world, and can tell you that I like a girl having sexuality, class, model features, humility, and most of all an amazing “look”. I like exotic eyes, and someone who can take over a room with her presence, to compliment me, and there are girls who are classically beautiful who I would not rate high because of a lack of “stripper” hotness, but girls who are not as beautiful rate higher because of personality, charisma, and sexuality. I want to be able to look at a girl and want to rip her clothes off when she’s out, but feel the same way if she is taking out the trash in her sweats in the morning. I know my self worth, and will never settle for anything less than a 10.
To give everyone an idea of what I think is what, I am placing a tab at the top of the site (Kade Scale) rating people you know. I also feel that certain cities have hotter girls, so recently I have been using cities ahead of the numbers as well to distinguish the difference (For example a 9 in Philly may be a 6 or 7 in NYC).
it’s the other way around you douchebag–you meant to say a 6 or 7 in NY would be a 9 in philly. try proofreading your own fucking blog and get your own fucking idiot scale right at least. you motherfucking ugly twat.
Now these girls are perfect tens. Asshole.
that chick in the second last picture looks like posh spice.
check out http://www.jennielandels.blogspot.com/
Awesome.
“For example a 9 in NYC may be a 6 or 7 in Philly”
Seriously dude? Beautiful hollywood people don’t go to Philly, they go to New York, Miami, etc etc… You’re the biggest celeb in Philly- that should tell you something.
You must be a jew. Its not because of your nose either cuz that’s not even a jewnose! Its just offensive and flagrantly obscene. Stop it.
A word of advice you look slimey enough as it is you should lay off the hair gel. I know your hair is curly and outta control but that’s the bad genes I sorta referenced in the beginning of this post.
When you smile you look like the type of guy that is trying to weasel my money from me its quite off-putting.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everytime I think you’ve scraped the barrel of cuntdom, you out do yourself.
So Julia Roberts is a 7, and you’d keep her as a friend? Not good enough for you?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
She wouldn’t look twice at a twat like you and nor would any of the other women on your list. Deluded cretin that you are…
“Okay, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.”
So, if my math is correct, you are stating here that the women in Philly are actually hotter than the women in NYC, even though in prior entries, the opposite is stated. I believe you inverted the numbers, most likely an other side affect of the Accutane. It’s also possible that the last time you got cockslapped, it jostled your brain a little too much and now you just can’t seem to think straight (pun very much intended.)
You might in fact be the dumbest person I have ever stumbled upon. If someone ever randomly walks up to you and punches you directly in the throat without uttering a word, that person is me.
Wow, you are still a huge douche….
I’ve always thought that rating systems are the worst thing laid on guys.
There is only 1 rating system that works; 1 – she’s good enough for you. or 0- she isn’t. that’s all that matters…none of this 9 or 10 shit.
You seem to claim in many of your blogs you go to clubs and have girls coming up to you and all that…so prove it.
Take your video camera and film it! Then show us…because really, your word of mouth isn’t worth much.
I honestly don’t know what those women see in you, but all I see is a poser. The most action you’ve probably had in awhile is with your right and or your left hand…Dude, I live near Toronto, and my friends and I beat the shit out of douchebags like you. It’s an automatic death sentence here.
I guess Philly doesn’t have anyone beating you up..which is sad, because the city needs to control the quality of people…and..well..Arthur, you’d be first on the chopping block.
Please die.
Sincerely,
Captain Douchefinder
Well folks, it brings me great pleasure this morning to announce to you all that I have, at last, had my gruesome encounter with the douched-one.
I decided to grab a bite at Cosi before my appointment last night, and as I sat outside about ready to leave, low and behold Mr. Ass Licker himself strolled up to the door with his wittle baby backpack on, dressed in the same black v-neck shirt he was wearing in his haircut video.
I almost shit myself, to say the least, but then couldn’t stop laughing at the mini volcanoes of molten puss that don his chin and jawline. Poor Arthur really does suffer from adult acne!!! His dermatologist obviously isn’t the “premier” dermatologist (like I go to) in Philadelphia.
Now, I know that some of you are probably a) jealous that I got this close to such a “star,” or b) pissed that I didn’t throw my dinner at him. Either way, I can verify this turd is really REAL, really frequents “Cosi Coffee Shop,” and carries that horrendous backpack around like he’s still in kindergarten.
Complete and utter cunt.
Now I have read and seen everything. It is confirmed. You are the biggest jerkoff. I am seriously going to beat you into a coma when I see you. Then when you wake up, I’m gonna beat you back into another one.
Yea. I could see you robbing the elderly or perhaps deflowering little boys
You need a psychiatrist like you need a cock in your ass, which is desperately I’m sure.
Hello again. Could you rate Peter North, Ron Jeremy and Lex Steel?
I think you’d prefer Peter’s loads over Lex’s size but then you could take Ron back home to the folks on weekends in between being violated by him on your friend’s couch or in the bathroom at Cosi. Cunt.
Palin / Kade 2012
Your assholeness is like the theory of anti matter: it’s complicated, difficult to explain, and can it really exist?
This explains the drought. The boozehound bar skanks that he hangs out with are not dateable and what he thinks begins to be acceptable wouldn’t give him a second look. Ipso res, he sticks to sucking dicks.
No need to post pictures of the male scale, a 10 is 10″, a 9 is 9″, etc.
nice scoop neck shirt, fag
Dude….you are the worst human on the planet. Hands down.
god! you have enormous shoulders
jezzus lord! when you throw that head back to do the “Zoolander”, it’s 2 BLACK HOLES and 1 GIANT ADAM’S APPLE and ROWS OF WHITEHEADS along the neck and jaw area.
the lip gloss and eyebrows that are plucked within an inch of their lives really complete the look.
nose hair trimmer? meet fucknuts.
frankly sir, i’d sooner walk around with dog shit in my pockets than have to endure your company.
your family is no doubt embarrassed ashamed.
With all the “10s” in your amazing life, it fascinates me that you continue in a prolonged “drought.” But let’s be specific: You’re talking girl-drought, right? I wonder why you never mention all the fabulous boys you sleep with. No drought there, eh? I’ve heard it’s more like a “gusher.”
Dude
I’m a philly 3 and most of the clubs I go to have philly 6′s. Can you post a video blog on how to pick up these 6′s even though I’m only a 3. Is there a shirt I can wear that will make me a 4 or 5?
Kade,
I’ve had 6 too many!
Okay, so what are the ratings on these girls? Inquiring minds wanna know.
You’re an idiot.
and post the video of your Gordon Gekko reading to prove you really think you’re an actor, this is starting to get to absurd to believe.
No wonder this fucknut left the financial world. His concepts of numbers are wayyy off. FACT – you think the set of women in ny are hotter than in philadelphia. FACT 2 – a 9 there is more than a 9 here vis a vis a 9 is more than a 6 here. FACT 3. Your math skills are quite lacking and it is obviosly arbitrary, by self admission. FACT 4 – you change the ratings if the are receptive to you. Need I say that all of what is said about you is true. You cannot see reality.
“I like exotic eyes, and someone who can take over a room with her presence, to compliment me, and there are girls who are classically beautiful who I would not rate high because of a lack of “stripper” hotness, but girls who are not as beautiful rate higher because of personality, charisma, and sexuality.”
Q1: “… to compliment me…” Compliment = “a favorable remark or a “token of esteem” (n.) or to remark favorably (v.).” Complement = “is that which makes something else perfect (n.) or the action of doing so (v.) or it means well-contrasted (adj.).” At first I thought you had misused compliment… then I thought, knowing this guy, maybe not. So, did you mean the word you used, or did you mean you want a girl who is a nice balance to your ‘personality’ and looks?
Q2: So, stripper hot is good? A girl with any self esteem – whether she is an Arthur 1 on an Arthur 10 – would probably not want to be compared to a stripper. Just sayin’.
Hey Arthur
You can’t fool me! I know that for all your joshing about girls being numbers, that the thing you truly value is their level of kindness, intelligence, sense of humour, ability to hold interesting conversations, and uniqueness.
It’s okay to be vulnerable sometimes, buddy!
It’s okay to share that you value inner beauty more than big chestal areas, shiny hair, and lip gloss.
It’s okay to admit that imperfection is way more interesting than airbrushed emptiness.
Just share your real, deep, meaningful feelings, Arthur!
I know you can do it, champ!
And all this malarkey about going to clubs and bars every night…I always chuckle to myself, knowing that you are really helping out the disadvantaged in soup kitchens around Philly…hahaha! You kidder!
Keep shining!
Love the “Scale” — I think you’re right on point with most of your picks, but I’d disagree with a few:
Demi Moore: no way a 10, even when younger
Adriana Lima: def a 10, not a 9
Kate Walsh: no way a 9; more like a 7
Jessica Alba: no way a 8; def a 9 or 10
I will not read this crap anymore. You are such an asswipe.
Ah Kade you fucker. You didn’t post my original responses to this one. They were bile-filled rants but let’s be honest Arthur, the top notch takedowns (Beauchamp, Irish Lass, Arthur’s Dildo and the like) are the only reason why anyone’s here. Your posts are the fucking cherry on top and, so, for this reason, I’m off to pastures new.
Palin / Kadyshes 2012
ps
Don’t ever set foot in London x
Great stuff!
Kade,
I think you meant a “9 in Philly is a 6 or 7 in NYC”
They let 9′s in the Mogul Room, I thought it was more exclusive than that?
whats GN??? for being a NIP…
Arthur, if you learn one thing on “The Journey,” let it be the difference between “compliment”and “complement.”
Thanks for the props, Don from Sexy Beast!
It is my life’s calling to take down each and every Philly shitstain like Kade. If only I could find a way to get paid for this…
Let’s just get the truth about this website out there…….
The website is the closest you will ever get to being a Star…
Good out…………….
I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me
I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing
I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I’m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I’m too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I’m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me
And I’m too sexy for this song
If these chicks are 10s, I must be dating 16s. I rule.
In reality. This guy should scrap the “I’m a slashie so love me” game and become a fiction author. There is some good fantasy shit in his writing. All he needs is a couple elves, a dwarf or two and he could name his main character “Arkade” or some lame shit like that so he can keep tooting his own horn.
Every single picture above should be submitted to DB1.
@IrishLass – I would looove to know what is in his backpack. My money is on mirror, lip gloss, 10,000 business cards and an industrial sized tub of Astroglide.
I cannot wait for him to move to NYC, LA or anywhere else for that matter – he is Philadelphia’s biggest anal wart.
Ah, yes!! Finally a Kade Scale! You are still wrong about Angelina Jolie being an 8.5/9. Have you seen ‘Original Sin’ or ‘Tomb Raider’? She oozes sexuality and sensuality without even trying. Have you seen most of the pictures of her on the net? She seems like your perfect 10 except she probably didn’t even glance your way on the ‘Salt’ set or else she looked right through you. Did you see her leather dress at the ‘Mr and Mrs Smith’ movie premiere? She was in character on the ‘Salt’ set and the character wasn’t to be stripper hot. I’m sure Brad Pitt (who is a real 10) gives her a 10+ whenever she glances at him with her sexy, smoldering eyes and come hither smile. If she ever looked at you that way, you’d be an oozing, spineless puddle at her feet and you’d say she was a 100 on your scale of 1 to 10.
Okay, looking forward to checking out your Kade Scale. *snickers*
There are LOTs of guys out there like Arthur Kade who are not 10′s or even 6′s but rate women and except to find perfect 10 girlfriends. They feel entitled to hot women. Someone should write a real ‘Entitlement’ post about deluded guys. Kade is a douche but there are lots of other douches out there just like him. They just don’t blog about it to strangers.
The worlds best commenters have infiltrated this site. You guys are hilarious with your disses. Keep up the good work.
@IrishLass:
You are pathetic. You went to Cosi to stalk Kade. Then, he walks in, totally making your day, and you sit there awestruck and freeze like a deer with diarrhea. I am about ready to head out for the night and I guarantee that if I see Kade, I will openly mock him like I already have at Alfa and Pearl and the whole room will be laughing at him. Meanwhile, you will be having a tea party with your stuffed animals and daydreaming about those fleeting moments when you were in the presence of Kade. Listen to me now — if you see Kade in public, make a scene. It’s what he wants and it’s what you want.
Kade was seen at Rouge this afternoon kissing a guy. No Joke…I have a blurry pic on my phone which will be posted on facebook in the near future. I hope i get to see him tonight at G. YES!
IrishLass, godspeed.
Wow. Just looked up the deets on Airbender. Appears to be the GAYEST. MOVIE EVER. Night lost me a while ago, and now he seems to have climbed up Kade’s own kung-fu asshole self-indulgence. Arthur, perhaps Botox would move you a step or two past the Stallone-ish rentboy pout. Seriously, dude. Even gay men think you’re way too gay. Please consider.
you know what really brings out your zits? lip gloss
This can’t be real.
If it is in anyway real, you should read the dhammapada or anything by Jack Kornfeld or dropped into the middle of Somalia with nothing but a black v-neck and a bottle of Axe.
Please stop trying to be Italian. You are NOT Italian.
Those of us who are Italian can “Douche” it “up” really “well”.
You are a “sad” and “pathetic” “douche”..
Get a “job”.
Dont forget your in Philly. If you were in any other major city, you would be nothing. Stop living in a dream world!
He’s either deliberately acting like a cheesy bell end to get hits on his blog, or he’s really this much of a cheesy bell end. Either way, fucking hell. Kade and any woman dumb enough to fuck him should be forcibly sterilized fir the good of the gene pool.
Hey Arthur! Don’t listen to all the bollocks they say about you! I just wanted to tell you that you’re on a really good way to stardom – you’re even getting famous outside the States (as a huge wanker that is). Oh, and about your scale – my shoe is a 10 – want me to arrange you a meeting face to sole? Now seriously, Arthur – it’s okay to be gay. Cheers!
Ohhhh, Arthur, you silly git! Those girls aren’t saying “Rate me”! They’re saying “Hate me!” as in, “I’d feel a whole lot better knowing you’re not going to have salacious thoughts about me this evening, so please tell me now that you find me repulsive so I can go back to enjoying my evening in the company of adult humans, thank you.” I think the music is too loud in those places you frequent. Or else you took too many shots across the bow and now you have cum-plugs in your ears.
just curious jewbag, do you have vip seats for Harry’s wake? or are you gonna be the only non-media douche on the field? schmuck
Hi all, I have added Arthur to Wikipedia – please develop his page there. Thanks!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Kade
Hey asshole, I’m a transplanted New Yorker- a 10 in NY is a 10 in Philly, a 7 in NY is a 7 in Philly… hot is hot, no matter where you are. DOUCHE.
As a casting agent, here’s what I see happening to Arthur Kade:
Someone in the business gives me the name of Arthur Kade as a possible contender for a role. I Google Arthur’s name and – viola – his blog comes up.
I learn from reading his blog that Arthur seems exceptionally narcissistic, not remotely talented or versatile, and worst of all, misogynistic because of the way he categorizes women by attractiveness.
I know it’s common for men and women to think that way about potential partners, but intelligent people don’t broadcast their bias like this.
I realize that if I cast this guy in ANYTHING, a backlash against him could ensue. Given the viral nature of the Internet, a groundswell against him would spread like a wildfire.
My client would be PISSED that I made the mistake of having his or her product associated with Arthur. And to be honest, Arthur doesn’t have the star power to justify an expensive PR campaign telling the world that he’s actually a decent guy.
Frankly, Arthur has too many negatives to balance any positives he may have. After reading his blog, I would avoid him like the plague — and I would definitely spread the word in the business about what a pompous tool this guy is.
Kade, you humanitarian effort.
This website is not real. Arthur Kade is not real.
He’s some unemployed dude who sits at home in stained underwear and updates this website. He only pretends to be the world’s biggest douche-bag.
Of course, I have no proof of this. But there’s just something off about it all…
DUN DUN DUN.
Here are two posts relevant to this topic. BTW, I second the observations that you are, indeed, a douche. Thanks.
http://chuckross.blogspot.com/2009/01/hotness-scale.html
http://chuckross.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-on-hotness-scale.html
a) these girls are hideous. they all look like desperate wannabe’s who fuck men after meeting them in a “hawt club” and “grindin” to akon. /most of them probably have herpes.
b) you are lucky to even get near a hideous/herpes ridden girl. what ARE you? you look like a hideously deformed plastic surgery addict who wants to look liek a ken doll.
how can you “rate” anybody? seriously….you are like in the negatives on the “rating scale”, bro. i would not touch you with a pole. a pole wearing 3 condoms.
6′s and under dont bother? youd be lucky to get with a 2.
hahaha. youre a fucking pathetic waste of life. im officially embarassed that you are a member of my species.
Didn’t even read this shit. No surprise you’re single. I love how you take pictures with random girls at clubs and try to make it look like they are all over you. Anyone can do that shit. Literally. You fucking loser. You are an average looking guy. Get over yourself. I sincerely hope this whole site is a joke. If not, joke’s on you buddy. Die in a fire.
That gorgeous photo of the inside of your nostrils (bottom left above) rates a solid 11 on my nose hair scale. And I’m a difficult grader! Please add this new accolade to your resume..
I guess some girls are into the whole date rapist look.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. :/
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Even the fear of death is nothing compared to the fear of not having lived authentically and fully.
everyone shut up with your maalicious comments! arthur really knows what hes talking about and its obvious that you are all just critisising the scale because you KNOW that you’d come off as a 2 or a 1 on it! i totally understand what arthur is saying here. how can it be rude to rate people when its really just what YOU are all doing here? everyone here loves you arthur so keep up the good work! come to australia and rate some of us here!