My game with girls is so sick, but even I couldn’t get through the situation that I had to deal with last night. I attended an amazing ultra exclusive party at a condo in the most prestigious building in Philly, “The Condos at Two Liberty” where the girl to guy ratio was 5-1. I love that I go to the hottest parties in the city that most normal people will never enjoy, and I ran into fans all night who wanted to meet and talk to me. The condo had a wrap around deck with a full city view, must have been 10,000 square feet, and was the nicest condo I have ever seen in Philly, and I came with 10 girls, and when I walked in I was greeted by people who knew who I was, with the owner saying, “You’re the Philly Mag guy”.

I was talking to girls all night, and even ran into someone who was friends with a girl I liked years ago, and told her to reconnect us because she said she was “So Much hotter than when you knew her” ad I thought way until she sees what I look like now. They were filming what looked like a commercial in the condo, and we chilled there before heading over to Public House for some comped bottle service for our gang because of who we are. I then got texted by my other friends that they were at G, so I left and headed over there.

G had a great crowd, and I ran into a group of friends whom I hadn’t seen in a long time, and escorted them back to the Vault to make our own little private party. They were amazed at my pull, and thanked me several times for getting them back. One of the girls in the group was a Philly 9, had a cool accent (Her outfit sucked though, would need to get a makeover done on her), and hot body, so I decided I wanted to have her for some fun. We talked all night, and I could tell by the way she was moving around that she was ultra into me, and she called me “Hot” or “Handsome”, numerous times (She said at Zbar, “You think you can get any girl because you’re really hot” and I answered “Yep”), but I could tell that she was super intimidated by me because of my looks and my stature in the city. It was an easy close for me except, her friend decided to stick around and totally cock-block me the rest of the night. She wouldn’t leave her side, and it was so annoying because I had to buy them both drinks the whole night, where I could have taken the hot girl home for some great sex.

My friends and I always talk about how there are girls that all they do is cock-block on guys like us because they are jealous that they are not getting the attention and will do everything in their power to make our lives suck. They are always miserable, and annoying, and try to act like a good person that is protecting their girlfriend, but the reality is that if they were the ones getting the attention, then they would be the first one to go home with you and screw your brains out. The sad thing is that the hot girl never realizes this dynamic, and will look at this girl as some kind of savior, but all she is doing is expressing her jealousy and not letting the hot girl have some good fun and enjoy life with hot guys like us. It’s even worse when you start dating because the “Cock-Block” will interfere with your life and fuck with your schedule. Every girl group has one of these, and they latch on like a chastity belt that has no key.