In what can be summed up as one of the most anticipated, acclaimed, and amazing debuts of any celebrity ever to grace a hit TV Show, I think it was clear to every Gen Popper around the world that Arthur Kade did not disappoint.
Here is the NEW GawKade (Gawker, Kade’s Personal Celeb Tabloid) Link celebrating this amazing accomplishment:
http://gawker.com/5479068/arthur-kade-pops-his-tv-cherry
The Brand has received dozens of emails, texts, and BBM’s congratulating me on what only can be defined as a first starring performance in my domination of the show, and needless to say, “The Journey” has taken the next step with Arthur Kade speaking in a TV Show, and doing it with such panache’ and grace that “The Biz” is saying today, “This kid is the real deal” (Gen Poppers stopped me everywhere to congratulate me on this accomplishment, and the comments were always, “You looked amazing”, “You owned the show”, and “They should make you a regular principal (I told one of The Entourage, “How cool would it be if I headlined 2 Hit shows on TV at the same time. I would be the “”Akon”" of TV and Film ((Because he is the only music artist to have 2 number 1 songs out at the same time in history)))”. “Popping The Cherry” (The Term we working actors in “The Biz” use to refer to our first spoken lines on National TV) can be a nerve wracking experience for most working actors, but what makes Arthur Kade so special, so in demand, so sexy, and so superior is that he may get an Emmy nomination in his first turn on TV because of what one fan called, “The most entertaining and funny thing I have seen on TV in forever”, and this will be an added step to opening doors to touching Lil’ Oscar like no one else ever has.
The Brand decided to watch his “Cherry Popper” by himself in Chateau Kade because I wanted to savor all of the hard work, the hours of practice on The Craft, the sacrifices of money, vagina, and life frills that it took to get to this moment, and I wanted to savor it with the one person I love more than anyone, Arthur Kade. I will let the vids below share my excitement and orgasm in watching myself finally reach the silver screen, and in less than a year of “The Journey”, the brisk pace with which Arthur Kade continues to achieve is unprecedented and unbelievable. “The Year Of The Brand” is off to a crazy start, and trust me when The Brand says, “This is only the pre-ejaculation. I am still just getting warmed up and will explode this year like no one else ever has in history”.
“February 22nd, 2010 will go down in history as a day where the world saw the true abilities of Arthur Kade, and the world now sees that it’s all real, it’s all touchable, and it’s all the orgasmic experience that will light generations for decades to come”….Arthur Kade…02/23/10
Here are the vids, supplemented by Balls Ass Kade commentary:
Still non-union. Just saying.
“I wanted to savor it with the one person I love more than anyone, Arthur Kade.”
Bobby Trendy was listed before you in the episode description.
That should tell you something.
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Stop shitting on my city!
What You Need To Know About Anal Bleaching or Lightening
Anal bleaching (or anal lightening) is the process of bleaching the darker pigmentation (or melasma)on or around the anus, leaving a more even skin tone on lighter skin types.
The procedure, which entails the application of a cream to the anus, is stickily cosmetic. Anal bleaching is banned in some countries, namely France and the UK, due to the cream’s active ingredients, namely hydroquinone, a long suspected carcinogen. Mercury and other chemicals are also be used as active skin bleaching agents.
How anal bleaching works
Melanin, a chemical naturally produced by our bodies, darkens skin color as a natural protectant from the sun. The more melanin produced, the darker the skin.
Hydroquinone, (a chemical also used in photo processing, hair dyes and rubber manufacturing), mercury and other lightening chemicals inhibit the skin’s production of melanin, lightening the applied skin area.
Bleaching agents temporarily lighten skin color, but exposure to ultra violet rays may re-oxidize the skin, creating a darker appearance than before. This is a simplified reason why most skin bleaching or fading products warn against exposure to sunlight immediately after application.
The anus, however, gets little or no exposure to direct sunlight.
Is anal bleaching safe?
Prolonged use of hydroquinone can thicken collagen fibers, resulting in a spotty skin appearance. Long term mercury, a known carcinogenic, strips skin of its natural pigment.
Prolonged exposure to either can cause cancer, mercury poisoning, liver or kidney failure.
Anal bleaching can also cause chemical burns to an already sensitive area.
Are there less dangerous anal bleaching chemicals?
There are bleaching products, such as azelaic acid, that are less toxic but still serve to reduce melanin production and increase possible long term skin complications.
Should you bleach your anus?
As with any cosmetic surgery, there are risks that may or may not outweigh the potential benefits. I highly recommend consulting your doctor before attempting to bleach your own anus or visiting a salon that offers the service. Some anal bleaching kits or salons advertise safety, but there are risks associated with long term exposure to chemicals, especially known carcinogens.
Before considering anal bleaching, consider why you desire such a procedure. Ask yourself: Do I have issues with my body image?
Dear Arthur,
Congratulations!!!! This is a major, major milestone which will set your haters back a good mile. As perhaps your most consistent supporter I feel immensely vindicated. Many have suggested that your “lack of talent” and your “bad attitude toward women” would hold you back: I have consistently argued otherwise. You seemed very natural on camera, and your attitude toward women is refreshingly honest! Some have also suggested that your “narcissism” may render you unappealing to the gen pop. Again, I wholeheartedly disagree. First, who’s to say you are a narcissist? Yes, you yourself may be your favorite person in the world. But what’s wrong with that? Heck, if you don’t regard yourself as your favorite person in the world, who will? Bravo, then, for your exceptional self-esteem and unabashed honesty! I know this is only the VERY BEGINNING of a commanding career, and I’ll be the first to say to your haters: TOLD YA SO!!!!!
Believer.
Yup, I called it on the last post. You now realize that you are a complete fucking joke and you are now trying to angle this as a parody. The thing is Arthur, when the few people that actually come here from you looking like a tool on a second rate cable channel, they will read your earlier posts and realize what a fucking retard you are. You cannot back peddle anymore. The chips will lie, and you will be forever that guy. Good luck in life Arthur, although I know you will die alone, or you will kill a lot of people when the true reality of your idiocy sync’s in. This has gotten really old and you have no humor left to give, so enjoy obscurity because you will never get a job again for the rest of your life. Oh, and have fun losing your limbs to diabetes you Timmy fucking tool. Good bye to all the commenter’s that have made me laugh my ass off for the last year, I will miss your insights.
This shit is all so beyond ridiculous at this point!!! And you losers that comment about AKs posts STILL hang on his EVERY word!!!! It’s mind boggling! He repeats so many preposterous lies in just the first sentence of his entry… and you all still hang on those words as if you have to prove it’s bullshit. WE ALL GET IT!! Everyone knows it’s horrshit! When are you losers goingto get sick of this and stop commenting so that this blog will die and Arthur will subsequently spiral into oblivion??!!
buy a couch. pay the IRS. Kill yourself.
Enjoying the penultimate point of my balls ass hot ass ridic whatevs career ALL ALONE in my low rent apartment that I can’t afford to furnish with my camp chair and some blankets on the floor that I will sleep in. Frank was a fucking chump! Kade rules.
And then
I set in….
I’m sick of this shit. Next person that compares me to this asshole is gonna regret it.
I hate you, dude — but even I felt a tiny bit sorry for you, seeing as you couldn’t even get your so-called “entourage” together for your big night.
That said, my pity lasted for as long as it took you to open your stinky mouth — which is to say, about 0.253747 seconds.
This shit’s gettin’ old — I’m outta here for good.
As the cops say: “There’s nothing to see here.”
cumb blaster out!
Touch my stuff, and …I kill ya.
Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s rainin’…
also, buy a dresser for all your target clothes. ANUS!
Arthur, you’re nothing but a choking nit on a dead dog’s sagging testical. Having said that, I must agree with the rest of the ‘disgusted’ and try to bid my (un)fond farewell as best as I can muster. You’re the ne’erest do well I have ever had the (dis)pleasure of being exposed to. You are a slovenly loser and completely out of your rotting mind. Get some help. That is some free advice and you need to take it.
(And for those of you who keep calling him a closeted homo, he certainly is NOT. His living conditions, wardrobe/bed, hygiene, looks, attitude and personality all scream that he is just a mental cluster fuck. He is sexual repellant to anyone with an IQ higher than a dead plant.)
I hope you realize, Arthur, that you are now blackballed.
BLACKBALLED!!! Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaah!
Great stuff!
Mooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee Kweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
“I will let the vids below share my excitement and orgasm in watching myself finally reach the silver screen”
So yeah, “”"silver screen”"” is in reference to to the actual silver that used to be on the reflective movie screens back in the early days. Even today it is synonymous with motion pictures.
You were on television. I just thought that needed clearing up.
Intestinal parasites are parasites that populate the gastro-intestinal tract in humans and other animals. They can live throughout the body, but most prefer the intestinal wall. Means of exposure include: ingestion of undercooked meat, drinking infected water, and skin absorption.
The major groups of parasites include protozoans (organisms having only one cell) and parasitic worms (helminths). Of these, protozoans, including cryptosporidium, microsporidia, and isospora, are most common in HIV-infected persons. Each of these parasites can infect the digestive tract, and sometimes two or more can cause infection at the same time.
Infection
Parasites can get into the intestine by going through the mouth from uncooked or unwashed food, contaminated water or hands, or by skin contact with larva infected soil. When the organisms are swallowed, they move into the intestine, where they can reproduce and cause symptoms. Children are particularly susceptible if they are not thoroughly sterilized after coming into contact with infected soil that is present in environments that they may frequently visit such as sandboxes and school playgrounds. People in developing countries are also at particular risk due to drinking water from sources that may be contaminated with parasites that colonize the gastrointestinal tract.
Symptoms
A list of common symptoms:
Abdominal pain
Myositis
Constipation
Anaemia
Anorexia
B-12 deficiency
Rectal hemorrhage
Blindness
Hematochezia
Hemoptysis
Dysuria
Central nervous system impairment
Chest pain
Chills
Chronic fatigue
Colitis
Coughing
Diarrhea
Digestive disturbance
Dizziness
Fever
Enlargement of various organs
Headaches
Vaginitis
Jaundice
Joint Pain
Weight loss due to malnutrition
Weakness
Immunodeficiency
Nausea / Vomiting
Swelling of facial features
Sweating
Insomnia
Skin ulcers
Rectal prolaspe
Mental problems
Lung congestion
Memory loss
Night sweats
Muscle spasms
In some people, intestinal worms do not cause any symptoms, or the symptoms may come and go. If you have some of these symptoms, it does not necessarily mean that you are infected. This symptoms are also signs of other diseases. Common signs and complaints include coughing, cramping abdominal pain, bloating, flatulence and diarrhea. In more serious infections, diminished sex drive, skin-itching, fever, nausea, vomiting, or bloody stools may occur. Some parasites also cause low red blood count (anemia), and some travel from the lungs to the intestine, or from the intestine to the lungs and other parts of the body. Many other conditions can result in these symptoms, so laboratory tests are necessary to determine their cause.
In children, irritability and restlessness are commonly reported by parents.
645 pm in the evening & with this project it seems like all I had to do was lay the contract on the table & the deal was done. My boss said it would take at least 5 days because the CEO & CFO weren’t seeing eye to eye about the specifics but that wasn’t the case at all & they were ready to close the deal after only three days.
I have three more days of formalities which is fine but truth be told I couldn’t have stayed in a shitter hotel & am checking into the Mandarin Oriental tommorow. The Dorsett Seaview hotel is a shit hole & but at least the Temple Street area in Mongkok was a great time.
I am a huge fan of “pantyhose tea” & enjoyed several cups while watching Arthur prove to the world that he is the real deal & that all the acting classes surely paid off. Marcie, the v.p. Of the I.T firm we partner w/ watched lala with me & afterwards said ” That guy Arthur although he seemed “quirky” really nailed that role.” when I told her that is who he really is & that he wasn’t acting but just being himself she was appauled & told me to get a real hobby. She just texted me and said she was checking out his site & can’t believe what a “choche” he is. He’s only missing the bleach blonde hair.
I’m told that here in Temple Market I can find the best “cat meat with steamed bread “siopao”" & since I only have a lunch meeting tommorow I’ll be getting a good boozer on tonight to wash that shit down with.
I wait with baited breath for Arthurs next starring role. Maybe Tropic Thunder II as Simple Jack’s long lost brother delusional Arthur.
Pity that you had to ‘savor’ that alone. I’m sad and embarassed for you.
Gotta hand it to this turf, he got on a hit show.still think he is a douche but he did it
DONT ALLOW PEOPLE TO COMMENT ON YOUR SITE UNCENSORED. NO OTHER SITE ALLOWS THIS.
BE MORE CLASSY AND INTELLIGENT AND LESS WACKY DOUCHEY. GEORGE CLOONEY AND BRAD PITT DONT ACT LIKE GOOFY DOUCHE BAGS.
haha
No strangers told you “they should make you a regular principle,” because it makes no sense. The actor playing Gary is the principle, aka the “star” aka the person in the starring role.
You were just a gullible idiot that served their purpose to be made fun of. You were not acting Arthur – if you admit you were then your whole life is a lie.
I could not love a human baby more than I love this brush
acting? you’re being your usual douchebag self… and your scene is the same as the preview…
Arthur,
What are you talking about?
“The Journey” has taken the next step with Arthur Kade speaking in a TV Show, and doing it with such panache…”
I can’t take it. You’re the dumb.
Eh, it’s just to the point where this guy has just lost it. I know you play to the audience Kade and post these kind of things to rile everyone up, but it’s just not working anymore man. That tv show made fun of you, plain and simple. I’m not gonna sit here and bash on you because you clearly get enough of that, but everything on here is starting to get repetitive. Same stories, same videos, same everything man. Why don’t you just turn things around, ask for some forgiveness for being so stuck up, and you might get some people who want to HELP you and really follow your journey?
OMG you are such a delusional idiot. The joke was on YOU and you still don’t get it. Priceless. From the review of La-La Land:
The British comedian Marc Wootton employs much the same techniques as Sacha Baron Cohen but steers in the direction of situation comedy rather than anarchic farce.
For “La La Land,” his first American series, beginning Monday on Showtime, he unleashes three separate characters on an unsuspecting Hollywood. Each is trying to break into the American celebrity industry: Gary, a London cabbie and a bit of a yob, is convinced he can be an actor; the smug and irritating Brendan wants to make important documentaries; and the fey, feathery haired Shirley is a psychic who was exposed as a fraud in Britain and wants to rebuild his career in America. Each proceeds to dupe a series of gullible people on the fringes of the film business.
The people Mr. Wootton lures into his trap, presumably with the promise of appearing on an unspecified Showtime reality program, appear to be in various states of self-delusion about their own chances of Hollywood success. It can make “La La Land” feel more cruel than “Borat,” and almost as funny.
ANSWER THIS NOW: how the fuck would getting totally played by a production get you an Emmy Arthur?
ANSWER THIS NOW: did you know that the British guy in front of you whom along with the production crew were filming a “fake reality” show??
ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS NOW Arthur.
earn some fucking credibility with us.
the show’s advertising claims that the actor and crew are filming “fictitious characters but everybody else in the show, including his accomplices such as Kiki (Brendan’s assistant), Chico (Shirley’s driver) and Ruta (Gary’s mentor), is completely real and utterly unaware they are talking to an actor.”
you do realise that you ARE one of those people, “completely real and utterly unaware they are talking to an actor”, right?
for the “next scene” with you in it.
*crickets*
Oh yeah, you got cut out of a REALITY show. How the fuck does that even happen???? Loser.
“”“”… he may get an Emmy nomination in his first turn on TV because of what one fan called, “The most entertaining and funny thing I have seen on TV in forever”, and this will be an added step to opening doors to touching Lil’ Oscar like no one else ever has.”`”`”
I ALMOST WET MYSELF GIGGLING
How, exactly, are you going to touch lil’ oscar? In the same way the janitor touched you, Arthur?
Also, to the people signing off and pledging never to return: what the fuck are you thinking? This is the most interesting part!! Is he going to supernova? Is he going to fade into obscurity scraping by selling cars in Hoboken?
He was obviously never going to actually succeed, so why leave when the main event arrives: his failure!
Can someone please confirm: was there even another scene? Or was that just it – both of them eating lunch?
Arthur, you are a funny man. When Marc told me about the concept of la la land I thought it was a great idea but did not think people would actually fall for it. There’s a Paula born every minute but even she knew when she had been duped.
loser
so . . . is the scene the same clip as the preview?
asin: is that all there is?? was there a follow up scene?
I did actually find the episode on the internet and NO there were no other scenes making Artie look like an idiot. I was really hoping for him to spew more of his BS and prove further what we all know, that Artie is a delusional itiot. How much worse could the other scene be if it ended up on the cutting room floor? My theory is that too much of his coke fueled spit got on the camera lens making the other scne unviewable.
…cunt
that arthur gets some odd ball gig with a hald rated cable network, ok? and let’s suppose he could possibly (i’m reaching here folks) roll that into an appearance on a major network, um, sitcom. is anybody really going to find arthur funny or talented and want him to develop major motion film? i believe for the most part, a chunk of the commenters want him to shrivel up in the corner with his TITS t-shirt and just die. yes, die.
come on guys, he’s not funny and has no real contribution to society, even on a romanesque level where the masses would want to see him slain. well, i would like to see him slain, but that’s just me.
Do I think the media will finally turn to the glorification of death in a ‘live’ fashion?
Yes, I do.
But by the time that rolls around (25 years or so), art and his t-shirts will be one big dust bunny.
SMILE ARTHUR! YOU’RE ON CANDID CAMERA!!!
HI ARTHUR YOU’VE BEEN PUNK’D!!
So this was filmed in July when he was in LA and set up by Kent. As you can see from this post Arthur thought it was a documentary. http://arthurkade.com/?p=2553
So this was filmed in July when he was in LA and set up by Kent. As you can see from this post Arthur thought it was a documentary. http://arthurkade.com/?p=2553
“February 22nd, 2010 will go down in history as a day where the world saw the true abilities of Arthur Kade, and the world now sees that it’s all real, it’s all touchable, and it’s all the orgasmic experience that will light generations for decades to come”….Arthur Kade…02/23/10
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I don’t quite think others see it this way Kade! First off, the “world” didn’t see this show. Showtime subscribers in the United States did, if they watched it. Secondly, if these “abilities” are things your proud of, you really are fucking crazy. All I see is you being your usual dumbass self, talking about the kade scale, and getting frustrated not knowing how many teeth people have. You looked like a fool man!!!!
Oh, and it most definitely is real: REALLY FUCKING AWFUL. And touchable? Well, yes, you are touchable, but no one in their right mind would touch you with a corpse’s hand.
“Light generations for decades to come?” Dude, honestly, people will forget all about your being on this show by tomorrow. NOBODY GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOU.
Damn dude! Looks like the jig is up.
JAGSHEMASH ARTHUR KADYSHES!!
Oh, and I just have to add:
“In what can be summed up as one of the most anticipated (your words Kade, not anyone elses), acclaimed (again, your words Kade, nobody was looking at this with any sense of acclaim, and it’s not been written about this way by anyone but you), and amazing debuts of any celebrity ever to grace a hit TV Show, I think it was clear to every Gen Popper around the world that Arthur Kade did not disappoint.”
Kade, I can think of dozens and dozens of celebrity appearances that were more acclaimed than this. Hell, Kimbo Slice appearing on The Ultimate Fighter was more anticipated and acclaimed than this!
You know what’s balls ass amazing? He’s home ALONE for his big TV debut. That’s just fucking sad you deluded cock gobbling fuck face.
Oh, Dear Holden-
I was straddling and pumping him as he watched! I adore him.
from original post last year when he did ths la la land show:
“The peeps at The CN referred me to a production company that was working with a premier front line cable network (Can’t release because of confidentiality but it’s big) on a “Docu-Style project focusing on up and coming artists in Hollywood, and what they are doing to make it” which will air in early 2010, and obviously with the unprecedented splash I have made here, they wanted to feature me in a segment. I taped all day yesterday, and as always I gave them a show of talent and abilities that they have probably never seen before, and I think the segment will be amazing.”
thanks for posting that Joe.
Arthur, just admit how embarrassing this is for you.
“talent and abilities” WTF – he sat there and acted like himself.
His mind must be so far gone down the shitter if he considers this a success.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but the segment Kade was in consisted of him:
1 – Saying he wears tight jeans, funky sneakers and doesn’t care what people think.
2 – He lies about women he’s been with.
3 – He talks about the Kade scale, and rates a waitress.
4 – He lies and says he’s doing stuff that’s never been done before in Hollywood.
5 – He shows Gary how to use chopsticks.
6 – He tries unsuccessfully for nearly a minute to guess how many teeth the average person has.
That was it, right? And this is what Kade’s proud about? Wow. Just wow.
Wow looks like the donkey is trying to burry his shit.
Who looks more like an idiot? The helper or Arthur. See above…..blort?
Are you now saying that Kent is helping Arthur out? Hasn’t that been the speculation for a while now?
Sell out for Kade out?
Well lispy sure has fucked up now.
Maybe he will resign from his corner at Cosi.
and they who reveal what is brought about in the light, never fail to cover up what it bad and foul.
who was it?
I heart Liar.
I heart Arthur.
Oscar. Don’t forget Oscar. Must have. Can’t possibly get.
I was saying that Ken set him up to look like an ass by arranging the “interview” not actually helping him. It took so fucking long to find that post, fix your website cock sucker. And here is the link if anyone missed it. http://arthurkade.com/?p=2553
I was saying that K e n t set him up to look like an ass by arranging the “interview” not actually helping him. It took so fucking long to find that post, fix your website cocksucker. The link is in my name if anyone missed it.
“The Kadian Revolution will overcome…and it will overcome in bucketloads!”
Rubberneck the Spacepimp
4.24.10
he who knows no way to support Kade, will win. he who tries to cover the intent is not of the aroma…roses.
i am drunk.
you reall mean it will overcumb in cumbloads.
Just as a few of us have suspected now for a while, Kent Osborne is a giant star-fucking fame whore himself! I followed the link above to the post where Arthur was in LA and was ‘referred’ to the LaLa Land guys via KENT. (Shocker!) True that he sent Arthur to Mark (or whomever) for laughs, and at Arthur’s expense, many laughs have been had. But then, Kent invited Arthur to a house party in (ahem) SilverLake where many more laughs were heard. Then to top off Kent’s starfuckery, he gives Arthur a picture from 1997(!) of some hideous looking woman who has already peaked-out her 15 minutes of fame. (To PROVE you were friends? Uh, ok.) So, Kent, if you were SUCH GOOD FRIENDS with R.R.S., why in ’2009′ did you only have a picture of her from ’1997′? With her in the background? Like it was a shot maybe on a Lifetime movie set in which you were a GOPHER? Boy, you sure are cool, aren’t you? What’s next? Are you going to start promoting Georgian Luging?
You pretend to be this guy’s friend, Kent. His fragile mental state may crack if you openly admit to the fact that you got him the ‘gig’ (loosely stated) just to make him look like an ass and to make yourself look like a ‘cool guy’. Well, dick, YOU’RE NOT COOL. None of the haters want to see Arthur on any screen whether it be a ‘punk’ or not, you dont’ get that and it will backfire like a 1963 Corvair. DICK.
how cumbs whens weez call out the Kent/Kade love affair, people get defensive? I may be drunk but i’m not cumb.
When ones intent is revealed, the divine light turns to a dim wit lit.
Dear HEY!
I think he uses alot of peoples names to get what he wants. So pase, so Hollywood, and such a bore. And please dont defend, becasue when you defend it jizzes your stank away.
Thanks HEY KENT. So this is a bad attempt at a project?
More like REJECT.
Nah, EJECT.
People like Kent are a dime a dozen, even more-so than Arthur. They will lie, cheat and steal their way into the good graces of people who won’t matter in 15 months, and they step on and hurt innocent people on their way. Don’t get me wrong, not saying Arthur is an ‘innocent’ by any stretch of the imagination. But I just wonder how many “arthur’s” there have been left in this little cumb-drop’s wake. The funniest thing, though is that Kent is a nobody and will always be just that.
@HEY,
I called this months ago and whomever responds gets “pissy pants” saying they dislike Arthur. Don’t be shocked if Kent shows up to put out your fire.
It’s all so contrived.
If Kent and company set this all up, would that just be such a coincedence that he ran into him in SLC? I know when I am trying to dodge someone I dislike and they talk to me, I either tell to “fuck off” or walk away. Not get photos with the guy and acr BADLY SURPRISED.
I know Kent O. personally and do not think he would stoop to the likes of Arthur Kade. The guy is simply too busy for such a wet blanket.
Waiting for L Region t say something stupid.
(waiting)
…blunt
uuuuhhhhh, duh, I gotta post the same thing over and over.
uuuuuhhhhh, duh.
Kadenation is number 1. Don’t stop Arthur. Kent will help you get that Emmy!
@ HEY KENT/ sudsiest mole /etal:
*waving* What up Blonde? What up Loo? What up Brad Pitt!
So Kent is using AK to get to get ahead? Exactly how would Arthur help Kent’s career?? Better table in Cosi? An invitation to the Mogul Room? Free T-shirts? Pulleeeease. If Kademeister has the pull to affect Kent’s career then I firmly believe society and the world as we know it is FUCKED.
AnastasiaBeaverhousen:
and one will claim others to be others, but none can be only what they profess.
why are you waving to a blonde and brad pitt? is he no longer with the leggy brunette?
(still waiting)
I would never come back here. You people are as useless as tits on a bull. Puleez beaver, get a life.
@Beaver,
i have no time to type your name as i must pick up my beer can from time to time. the perception and other comments that have come to light about Kent’s lov for Arthur were brought out a long time ago. I would say kent will offer the assistance to arthur, but it will fail and plop. No one said anything about Arthur’s pull. Except he has been called out on being taffy like in the pants.
is your beaver blonde by the way?
Here we go again with the same 6 people posting and imitaiting. This place has become barren.
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thank you
and who’s beaver summoned me from the dead? i’m so hott, i would beat any of arthur’s philly 5′s. people love me so much, that hell, even gay men want me.
arthur, wanna get together!?
Hey AnastasiaBeaverhousen,
Wanna date?
Amateur outties:
Those that attempt to publish in as many places as possible hoping they are “discovered”. They publish in the comments section of a newspaper. They produce videos and response videos. They comment on blogs. They may write a blog. They post comments on facebook and myspace. They may tweet and often reply to other people’s tweets. They may call talk radio stations. They may send anonymous or even signed emails to people they don’t know. They forward emails. They post comments on aggregation sites like Digg or Hacker News. Some use their writings to brand themselves. Others had behind anonymity and publish in volume to try to amplify a message. Many engage in “sockpuppetry” and publish anonymously under any number of “handles” on blogs, forums, editorial boards, twitter and email. Whereever there is a platform, the “Amateur Outties” wills will search it out and write and speak on it. Even worse, some will automate the entire thing and escalate the volume to enormous levels.
ARTHUR! ARE YOU READING THIS? CLEAN YOUR DIRTY BELLY BUTTON!
YOU GOT FUCKING HAD ON LALA LAND YOU STUPID ASS.
THE JOKE WAS ON YOU AND YOUR STUPID RUSSIAN ASS FELL FOR IT.
YOUR STUPID RAPIST FATHER WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN YOU.
MAN YOU ARE A DISGRACE. THE MORE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT KNOW YOU THE MORE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HATE YOU.
YOU HAVE NO SKILLS WHATSOVER.
MAN HANG THIS SHIT UP. YOUR GOING NOWHERE – FAST-
ALSO, STOP DOING DRUGS MAN.
ALL THAT COKE IS MAKING YOU DELIUSIONAL.
kent is a starfucker now because he find arthur amusing and even mildly likable on some level? holy shit there’s some simpletons on this blog that’s for sure.
Don’t be mad at my Arthur. He’s good with beaver.
I am waaaay hotter than Anablasebeavershowzen!
I really like blonde beavers. They’re sthoft.
Beaver, why don’t you answer me. We can cyber. How tall are you?
HW?
You’re just an ignoramus with your head up some virtual idiot’s ass. And I’m not the sudsiest mole, the blonde or the loo. I’m am actually someone you have had “chats” with on the merkin. Kent is just a dick who thinks it’s cool to be friends with this rediculous person we so lovingly rip on day after day. His friends think it’s funny, so they keep him going. It’s all a big joke, I get it. That’s all, of course Arthur has no pull. DERP. But I’d bet you’d be all googly-eyed over him. Especially since your handjackin’ some fag on a blog thread like he’s your brother. DuMb BiTcH.
i’m still waiting to see if she’ll show me her beaver. arthur, can you hook me up bro? i know you like cack, but from one drunk to another, come on!
I’m glad someone else said it. Kent is a wanna be/star fucker/Kade lover. Go back to Joizey, loser.
We all have had conversation on the wigwam with the Anawhobabeavershover. So what! Is this highschool all over again where Arthur is the clown and you boobs pretend to be the supposed cool kids and rip on him?
By all of your posts, it’s a clear indication that you were never the cool kids. Sad.
I have seen Anastasia’s beaver and it is a dam mess. She has nothing further to say. Her mouth must be full of Vienna sausage. Again.
I like Kent, I think he is a funny, talented guy. He said in a comment thread back in July after getting a lot of shit for not ripping Arthur on Arthur while he was LA that he will remain friends with Arthur because he is harmless and kind of funny because of his bizarre behaviour. I highly doubt he would ever align himself professionally with Arthur, but I think he just gets a laugh when he is around socially.
(Sorry for the run-ons, like thesudiest I have been drinking too)
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thump!
{the vermin has passed out}
Classic. Inbred Phillie okie sells grandma’s cancer medicine to take a shot at Hollywood fame, only to be punked on T.V. Arthur, as we all know, is a rural high school drop out who can’t read anything other than his name. So when Showtime shows him a release form with his name in it, he prints his thumb were the signature goes while sporting a big dumb grin.
Now he sees himself on TV and goes wild like a dog in heat, slobbering all over his filthy crack den of an apartment, unable to say anything other than “Kaaadddee” “Me Kaaaddde” and “T.V.” Even a dog with rabies acts more dignified than Arthur, who screams just loud enough to not hear people laughing at him.
Everyone should really check out what the NY Times has to say about Kade’s new low. Click on my name to find out.
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Various states of self-dilusion. Sounds like all of Arthur’s personalities.
I looked at an old video of you from the beginning of last year and seriously, no shit, man you look like you’ve aged 4 or 5 years.
- (American gullibility appears to know no bounds)
- they’re all . . . small-time strivers
- appear to be in various states of self-delusion about their own chances of Hollywood success
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Lunch @ Hutong Art? I’m never impressed & I am impressed. The new clients said 12:30 pm but I am here just a bit early to take in the menu and have a stiffner. I ate cat last night & thought it was really good w/ the steamed bread. Felt a bit like Andrew Z eating some wierd ass shit except it wasn’t. I keep thinking back to how stoked you were for Kent to have led you down the prim rose path and mow you must be so utterly humilated & must feel so betrayed by your “Cali bff.” you got sold holms. Damn!
It’s going to be tough to come back from that kind of set back? Also, it must be awful that the nyt did not even warrant your “performance” with giving you name recognition in the article. Ouch. They only listed you as a played chump or something even worse. It’s a bad blow to the already crippled “journey” which must leave you scrambling for anything to get the bland in the headlines.
You’re all disgustingly pathetic losers to give a rats ass about this loser at this point. You think you’re gonna get through to this dumb ass? You’re not. And if you already realize that (which i know you do), why comment say the same shit day after day. Because you’re all as pathetic as Art, actually, probably worse.
@ridiculous
Don’ you realize this is just fun and games? By Arthur, and the peanut gallery. Lighten up man.
Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.
Contents [hide]
1 Types
2 Causes
3 Progression
4 Treatment
5 Notes
6 References
7 External links
[edit]Types
There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:
Full-Thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus
Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing
Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the anus
[edit]Causes
Rectal prolapse is caused by the weakening of the ligaments and muscles that hold the rectum in place. In most people, the anal sphincter is weak. Rectal prolapse is often associated with the following conditions: advanced age, long term constipation, long term straining during defecation, receiving anal sex,[1][2][3]long term diarrhea, high gastrointestinal helminth loads, pregnancy and stresses of childbirth, previous surgery, cystic fibrosis, COPD, and sphincter paralysis.
[edit]Progression
The condition of Rectal prolapse, a type of rectal rupture, undergoes progression: beginning with prolapsation during bowel movements, through Valsalva movements (sneezing and so forth), then through daily activities such as walking until finally it may become chronic and ceases to retract.
[edit]Treatment
Partial prolapse may be treated by a diet high in fiber.[4]
Pharmaceutically, the condition may only be treated secondarily (by treating deficate) so as to avoid further straining.
The alternative is surgery. It may be divided into two forms of procedure: abdominal surgery and perineal surgery.
Abdominal surgery – for younger patients, but is more dangerous
Anterior resection
Marlex rectopexy
Suture rectopexy
Resection rectopexy
Perineal surgery – often performed on older patients and is less dangerous
Anal encirclement
Delorme mucosal sleeve resection
Altemeier perineal rectosigmoidectomy
Hemorrhoidectomy
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awe fer crissakes -1
Surprisingly, it is you that resembles loser like qualities for recognizing like-minded behavior.
Simply put – takes one to know one.
Irony strikes back in the form of your post. And mine.
Smells like formaldehyde.
@Dr. Timmy,
Indeed, everyone’s assholes are falling out. Watch where you step.
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@Ridiculous
Aw, you preachy type posters are the funniest of all. It’s all fun and games until someone like you gets a stick wedged so far up their ass that they choke on it. Then it’s really fun.
From the nytimes : ‘The thing uniting the producers, publicists, networking coaches and so on that Mr. Wootton victimizes in “La La Land” is that they’re all, like his characters, small-time strivers (or in the case of Ms. Lee, past their prime). Gary, Brendan and Shirley are delusional by definition, and the people Mr. Wootton lures into his trap, presumably with the promise of appearing on an unspecified Showtime reality program, appear to be in various states of self-delusion about their own chances of Hollywood success. It can make “La La Land” feel more cruel than “Borat,” and almost as funny.’
pussies
Where’s Arthur?
Where’s Kent?
Where’s Waldo?
“It’s going to be Ka Ka Land..” Yup.
I heard about this guy from a UK radio station – they were talking about ‘L.A. La Land’ (TV show) where they interviewed this delusional American guy and were never sure if he was for real or just acting like a total loser to get on TV. They mentioned his name and website and I just had to come and see for myself.
Wow. I wasn’t going to bother commenting until I saw the video clip as I got the impression you were probably just friendly, harmless and a bit dim-witted. How wrong I was. I can’t remember ever having seen someone so vile and delusional in all my days. Arthur, you may try to fool yourself that the guy interviewing you is admiring you and hanging on your every word, but I can tell you from the point of view of someone who has worked with him (his name is Mark Wootton) that his face is one of utter disbelief at your total retardedness. Did you not notice the title of the show at any point? ‘L.A. La Land’? Maybe suggesting they are seeking out the weirdoes of L.A. who live in their own universe? No? Well if you don’t get it now you never will.
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