It’s amazing to feel an emotion that I usually don’t feel because I am always “Cool Hand Kade”, but today I actually felt nervous (I have always dealt with severe anxiety issues ((Horrible crippling attacks)) my whole life, and despite trying anti-depressants and tranquilizers, I have developed ways to control it naturally through intensive therapy). After dominating my 4 minute interview with Mancow where he told me, “I like what you are doing”, and generally was very positive about “The Journey” and let me tell him that “What I have done in 6 months has never been done before”, I could sense that he knew that he realized the producer that booked me had found ‘The Next Big Thing” (I can’t link the podcast because it is “Pay to Play”, which bothers me). Once I was done the interview, I spoke to my dad who was getting a colonoscopy (It must suck to have some tube thrown in your ass) today, and told him, “Do you realize that your son is famous?”, and he joked back, “I’m happy that you keep telling me”, and it was one of those special father-son moments that makes me realize that the Kade bond between us is what has allowed me more than anything to become a budding superstar, and knowing that my dad watches “The Journey” and probably thinks, “My son is a once in a lifetime talent”, is what keeps me going through the tough times because in the end I want to take care of my parents and buy them houses in Palm Beach to retire at.
As I was walking to Kade’s Corner at Cosi in Rittenhouse (I want to spend more time there to bring me back to my Non-Superstar roots from 6.61 months ago), a guy ran across the street and stopped me, and shook my hand and said, “Huge Fan, keep doing what you are doing”, and I thanked him and said, “I have another HUGE announcement on the way”, and I walked away realizing that my celebrity has no bounds and that even when I am sweaty in gym clothes, people want to touch and admire The Brand. All I could think about was tomorrow is the biggest audition of my life because I will be in front of 10 of the top casting directors and agents in NYC (G.I. Joe, 30 Rock are a couple of them), and it’s a one time thing that I enrolled for, and I want my monologue to be “Kade Style” perfect. That’s when fear set in, and it became a bit more real because here I am with a TV “Dev Deal” with IMG Media (I must have had 10 people come up to me to wish me well and say that there is no bigger name then them in “The Biz”, and soon there will be no bigger name then Arthur Kade), I am a celebrity in “The Biz”, girls are all over me all the time, but yet I still get tingly and jello-ie inside worrying about an audition. It’s then that I realized that even before I was Famous Arthur Kade, I was just Financial Advisor/Socialite Arthur Kade, and have to keep my nose to the grindstone and not let my unprecedented success get to my head. Even though I am sure that they will all be “Wow-ed” once they see what I look like (They probably all know about “The Journey”, and I wonder if they will ask me for a picture or autograph? Sometimes I question if I should use my celebrity to further my already amazing acting career, but then I feel like I am cheating The Craft), there still is that 20% of showing my tremendous use of The Craft to win them over.
In the meantime, it looks like I will be attending Nicky Hilton’s birthday at Dusk on Saturday (I am debating bringing a girl I recently hooked up to close the deal since she is a Philly 9.2 and will be blown away by our Star Power or someone from The Entourage), and will be at the celebrity table of course, so I am looking forward to meeting her, and I would love to talk about fashion (Since she is a designer she may be interested in some ideas for my future couture clothing line), and her boyfriend is David Katzenberg (Son of Dreamworks owner, Jeffrey) who I would love to see if I can meet his Dad when I am out in KA, and see if we can have a healthy exchange of ideas while pounding some Cristal at the table. Sean Kingston will also be there and performing and I am a huge fan of his, and look forward to seeing him as we celebs are walked in on the Red Carpet, and I am confident that he may know about “The Journey” since other music stars like Rob Thomas are fans and twittering about it. I have also been told there will be some other names there, so it will be great to hang with some of my peers, and network ideas, and talk about the next steps of “The Journey”.
Tonight, I worked with Sharon on my “Wedding Crashers” monologue to get ready for tomorrow, and she said, ‘You’re ready”, and we made a couple small adjustments, but She said it was “Hilarious”. Considering she has been on SNL several times, I take that as a huge compliment to my Jewish comedic skills, and it really calmed down my nerves for tomorrow. I also worked out twice today, and now that I am getting over my wicked cold, it was great to have the energy level back that The Brand requires to maintain my model measurements and get ready for the Fashion Show I am modeling in at the end of the week which promises to be the biggest in Philly in a while (I will blog about it later).
“Being a celebrity is amazing because you are treated so much better than everyone else, but at heart, I am just a humble master of The Craft”…..Arthur Kade….09/22/09
A Great Email from a Fan in Australia where I have become a National Hero from what I am being told:
Yo Kade!
What up man. I’ve been a long time reader, but I have never posted or wrote to you before. Just wanted to let you know, people love you here in Australia and you have inspired many to follow their dreams and live their lives “Kade Style“! Many girls (and guys) I work with or clients that I have now, all talk about you and think you are totally handsome! Thank God you ain’t here in Sydney, or I’d have no chance with the ladies (or men, I swing both ways!).
Keep up the good work!
Kade Out!
J.P
second!
how did Mancow go? Post a link dude.
that is your best monologue yet. just speakin the truth
Do you think that email is real? are you that fucking clueless? He’s tooling on you dude. God you are fucking delusional.
you’re a bold faced fucking liar if you said she called that hilarious!!!! i can’t take it anymore. you’re out of your mind! that was the same as the first f’ing day you did it!!! HORRIBLE!!!
Humble? You must not know the definition…
A Master? The only thing you are a master of is insanity.
You’re right about the 6 month thing though: no one has ever accomplished so little and let it go to their head so much! You actually are unique in that regard.
Now go get hit by a truck.
@ ass face,
i would agree with you except for the fact that i don’t even think someone from australia wrote it. arthur himself is very well known for writing these complimentary posts himself! it’s especially obvious that HE wrote it when it’s THAT complimentary with not much obvious sarcasm
Oh and as for that “tube thrown up your ass?” that helps check for cancer and other diseases you imbicile. You should thank your dad for getting one – might mean he sticks around a little longer in life and has even more time to watch his ugly retarded son try and be thumbody thpecial in the world.
What the fuck is happening here?
one last thing- please use that monologue tomorrow….it’s bound to get you laughed out of whatever audition it is that you’re going for. maybe being tooled on by some professionals for your horrible performance (b/c sharon obviously doesn’t have the balls to be honest with you) will set you straight. but i won’t hold my breath.
You iPod was charging-kuh?
You suck.
Great to see some of the amazing feedback from some of your other Aussie Fans. Kool Hand Kade indeed. Naturally many of us were saddened that we couldn’t hear you dominate the kadio show with that madcow dude – but glad to hear that you Dominated in Kade Style (it was always going to happen).
I’m not surprised to hear that your nerves are getting a little frayed – those with such immense talent always labour under intense burdens. And just think of all that you have achieved in the last 6.?? Months. It is enough to make most former financial planners deluded, rambling clowns who slowly lose touch with reality – thanfully that fate has been avoided by you – and I know you’ll kill the audition “tough guy broom up the ass-style” tomorrow (channel your father’s colonoscopy video if you think it will help).
The biggest problem you will have is knowing which role to turn down. Just like it is when you look for a woman to mate with.
We miss your blonde Bead Pitt like lochs and Aussie Surfer look Down Under – but just another sacrifice for the Craft by the humble Master-Brand-KadeCorp
Kade Out!
Do you really think that e-mail was serious? Once again, you completely fail to recognize satire. The guy was doing nothing more than make fun of you, just like ChrisDUDE.
Damn, you must be the dumbest person you know, even among your fellow club monkeys.
Really, this Sharon woman was on Saturday Night Live? Tell us her full name and we will look her up to see. Chances are, you are full of shit, just like with everything else.
while pounding some Cristal…. WHO POUNDS CRISTAL? It’s not even a very good champagne, they just charge you up the butt for it, but oh that’s right…you like up the butt. Champagne is supposed to be sipped you uncouth ape.
Sharon Geller assholes. Seen her on qvc before 2.
You stae that you keep your nose to the grind stone yet we can all see your nose
Great stuff!
im reading this blog right now while on some serious mind altering medication
i feel like ive been submerged into the idealistic yet narrowminded wishful thinking of a child. i really read the blog in its entirety and i actually wasnt offended for the first time, becuase when you see it from his eyes, although it is the very definition paradox, its like this childs exploration on the playground and his emotional expression. when i was a freshman in highschool and i made several friends that were popular one day i felt like a total boss and similarily the anxiety. or when i was in my pre-teens saying i would go to the NBA. i was very young then, when i felt the way arthur feels and thinks now.
WAKE UP ARTHUR, YOUR FUCKING THIRTY YEARS OLD, WAKE UP. You have NO talent youre NOT going to make it in the industry YOURE DESTINED FOR FAILURE
Its exactly that arthur is so clueless as to why hes an asshole. He doesnt understand the world around him or what really goes on in other peoples heads. so he goes out there all gung-ho. and sure there nothing wrong with that, but at 31 and hes still oblivious to reality that hes comes across as offensive, shallow, everything that could possibly go wrong in a person.
theres somthing definitley wrong with that.
he thinks people just hate him for no reason. because they want to see him fail. No, people want to see him fail because hes delusional washed up cunt sniffer, and every ridiculous claim sinks him deeper into alternate dimension
arthur if you were in highschool the way you think Might be excusable, but people would make fun of you anyways
where is your mind? how could someone at your age be in this wonderland so far away from whats really going on? Nobody likes you yet you keep blogging.
a couple positive word along the way keep you going? foolish child, doesnt understand his world
J.P, as a fellow Aussie I absolutely agree with your comments. Kade I can only hope that once your celebrity is cemented and your dominating the global celebrity talent pool that you include Australia on your tour itinerary. Like you, I have a huge cock and amazing looks and subsequently dominate the local ‘A List’ club scene, but I still consider my local frame and celebrity as a shadow to the international stir and drama created by the Journey. Peace out
That’s not food on your face Kade. It’s spit on your lip. Still.
Monologue still sucks shit.
Arthur still a deluded cunt.
So you buy a shitty sandwich in a shitty deli. So what?
Hey Fricke you moronc asshole,
I just checked IMDB and Sharon Gellar only shows up on 2 unknown movies filmed in Philly. No SNL listings or anything else. As for QVC, if that is an accomplishment for her then she is almost as pathetic as Artie. God this whole thing gets more pathetic everyday.
…cunt
Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt? Intheresthed in having tube in butt?
BALLS ASS.
Team Kade,
You really sucks eggs at acting there, cool hand. I hope these casting people don’t burst out laughing in your face, because I think there is a 99.746372% chance they might.
How is IMG’s search for a leading actor going for your TV show? I’m thinking about quitting my job and competing for the spot.
Team Noto
I’m guessing that when Cock Gobbler says Sharon was on SNL he’s not lying. She was probably an extra and they don’t get a credit for SNL. It’s just more of his trying to seem relevant by dropping names/places/shows/movies etc. that really would only mean something if he was associating with the stars/director or producer rather than the props.
You could use a good plastic surgeon. That nose has got to go.
So let me get this straight. The “”Big”" news is an audition you talked about a couple of weeks ago (which you will be outright laughed at) and going to Atlantic City off-season (is there really an in-season?) to go to a club that a Hilton sister is being paid to be at. So sad.
Imdb bemused follower? Really? Your a Brite 1. She’s known locally, pa,nj, Kade.y.c (hahaha). She appeared on Weekend Update and did Opening Sketch segments. My mom loves thAt murder mystery shit she does. So my question is this, why would appearing on a sketch comedy show get a person on imdb?
Arthur, when I first started watching your monolugur, I was truly shocked to see no improvement whatsoever. However, there was a moment there in the middle that WAS slightly better–by slightly better, I don’t mean good or even anything near there, but better than the first time. You’re still unqualified to even scrape the gum from Vince Vaughn’s shoes, but maybe Sharon isn’t just totally stealing your money.
Also, it’s totally revolting that you so frequently burp up food while trying to talk. What if that happens during an audition? At the very least, you need to learn to control your bodily functions. I am impressed to hear that GI Joe went into casting, he seemed hardcore into the army stuff, but I think if you go in there spitting everywhere and burping up food that he might just beat your ass like everyone else wants to.
Hope your dad’s okay (not even a scary-looking sexual harasser deserves colon issues), and glad to hear he’s happy with you and your hot-ass-balls-ass “”"fame”"”.
Great inflection Arthur – “Just the tip! Ouch! Ouch! You’re on my hair!”
Hack.
- the russDUDE
Whatup to the chrisDUDE, the littleDUDE, and the chrisWIFE. Hope all is well.
- the russDUDE
Artonio,
I’m gonna let you down easy here. None of the actual famous people are gonna know who you are. None of them will care, once you tell them. And the worst part is, Nicky Hilton really has no business being famous either. Whorish sister of a different, slightly more attractive whore. Not good company.
Anywho, you shouldn’t go into this with high hopes, cause they’re gonna get dashed. And no matter the impression you make on mini-Katzenberg, his dad won’t give a fuck about you. Jeffery Katzenberg is a legitimate business man and movie industry badass. You are jack shit. You are the laughingstock of a 2nd rate East Coast city. Jeffery Katzenberg doesn’t even eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, he eats food.
So here is my offer: come work for me. It’s a wholesome job, I do carpentry, remodel houses and shit. I mean, Daniel Day Lewis likes making shoes in his off time, Keanu Reeves plays hockey or something. All the big stars do this kinda thing!
On 2nd thought, you better not come work for me. Cause I fucking hate you.
The big deep breath before each monotonolog is his tell. It says “I’m a novice at this, I have to take a big deep breath to psych myself up.”
The great actors in the world don’t need to do this. They can effortlessly go into character. They don’t need a deep breath. But what would Arthur know about being a good actor?
I spoke to my dad who was getting a colonoscopy (It must suck to have some tube thrown in your ass)
/guess the old man is getting a taste of his own medicine
hope you both die painful AIDS deaths
“but at heart, I am just a humble master of The Craft”
The only craft you are master of is the stale cheese in your refrigerator, pinhead.
“I am always “Cool Hand Kade”, but today I actually felt nervous (I have always dealt with severe anxiety issues ((Horrible crippling attacks)) my whole life, and despite trying anti-depressants and tranquilizers, I have developed ways to control it naturally through intensive therapy).”
So you’re cool hand kade, but have crippling anxiety attacks? Schizo much, turdface?
“I spoke to my dad who was getting a colonoscopy (It must suck to have some tube thrown in your ass) …and it was one of those special father-son moments”
Ah, getting tube thrown in your ass- like father, like son. How special for you and nosferatu.
“My son is a once in a lifetime talent”
He’s got the wrong word- he meant to say “pestilence”, not “talent”. At any rate, we can only pray that the likes of you are once in a lifetime you slobbering putz.
“have to keep my nose to the grindstone”
Poor grindstone.
You suck, keyhole nose
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
please, for all of us
Regarding that heinous slobberfest you call a “monologue”-
sucks as hard as a kade on parole night at supermax prison.
Congratulations, you’ve memorized a few paragraphs. That is all. You have no idea of the beats in the scene, there’s just a steady vomiting of words with no change in inflection or pacing, and it’s obvious you have no idea of what the scene is even about. Boring, boring, boring, boring.
My advice- go to the local hunting/fishing outfitters. Purchase a powerful crossbow. Load it with poison and/or exploding darts. Discharge crossbow into your horrific car crash of a face.
At which point, we all rejoice.
@ Bob Vila
Philadelphia is not a second rate city. Put down Kade but not Philly.
Programs:
American Gladiators (with Samuel Goldwyn Television and Four Point Entertainment)
Battle of the Network Stars
Trans World Sport
English Premier League (with the League and Sky Sports, the venture is officially known as Premier League Productions)
Indian Premier League
FIFA Futbol Mundial
Total Rugby (IRB Official Program)
ASP Tour
Arab Football Show (Al Mala’eb Al Arabiya)
World’s Strongest Man
Britain’s Strongest Man
listing of IMG’s television programs………and he’s expecting an Emmy to come out of this “Dev Deal”???? I think its more along the lines that he signed up to do the trapeze with Jim J. Bullock on Circus of the (not really) Stars.
Dear Arthur,
You know how Philadelphia put up that Rocky statue to honor Stallone’s achievements and how he brought Philadelphia into the spotlight? Why don’t you start talking to the city officials about a Kade sculpture? Take some of the shower shoot photos down to the mayor’s office as artistic inspiration for the statue!
Kadelusional.
I can’t stop laughing at how you think you’ve become a National Hero in Australia. LOL!!! Do you even know what a National Hero is numbnuts? God you’re retarded.
The video of Daddy’s colonoscopy will be more interesting than anything Kade has put on YouTube. Who knows? Maybe the old man’s colon will get a “Dev Deal” too—it’s just as ugly and full of shit as Arthur.
You should take THE KWEEN to Dusk…she’s more entertaining than you could ever be.
@it’s out fault
you’re right, philly is less than a second rate city. it want’s to be second rate.
bob vila, you’re on the money.
Watching your Jeremy Grey video is like watching a quadriplegic tying to imitate Lebron James……Thank you for totally ruining a great scene from a movie…DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!
You would look so much better with a cock in your mouth…….
but secretively I am cheering for you to make it, with or without the cock
http://www.sharongeller.com/vidclips.php
Our man Kade…. We want to congratulate and wish you the best with your new TV Show. We know it will be a major success! All of us in NYC will be tuning in week in and week out as we follow you on your ‘Journey’ to conquering ‘The Biz’.
Kade Out,
DBTH
Yo Artie!
You look like Balki from Perfect Stranger!
ManoMan,
That link to video clips… Good Christ… I can see where Arthur’s getting his amazing skills! (end sarcasm)
Will a top casting director ask for your autograph? Because you have a blog and were an extra in Gossip Girl? Oh, I BET they did. Do let us know.
In *one sentence* you say that you don’t usually feel nervousness and that you’ve had horrible crippling anxiety attacks your whole life. The hell, man?
Wait, G.I. Joe is a casting directory? Holy shit, I never knew.
*director
Hey Vincent Chase, you are dead wrong. Arthur acts just like Balki who was “a naive and optimistic and they both view the world through the eyes of a four-year-old. ” However, arthur only resembles Alice the goon (“a hulking weirdo in a midi-skirt and a flower pot hat.)
Sharon your acting coach is a Vaudeville hack who is NOT funny (go to her website watch he schtick) but yes she runs a crappy theater group at Temple University so that was your in. Maybe my Jewish grandma thinks Sharon is the bee’s knees but.. seriously AK.. u need to get an A-list quality teacher! Unless you wanna end up on QVC or doing voiceover work, or appearing in internal workplace videos (these are all Highlighted on Sharon’s resume on her website).. Go big or go home AK!!
Wondering … why Arthur gets so excited about something that sounds like an open call that you or I could show up for.
Wondering … wasn’t “The Next Big Thing” talking about auditioning for an industrial just a few days ago? (9/17/09 post)
wondering ….why Arty thinks he’s so stylish yet he still sports the jewfro
I am so pleased to see that the number of comments have gone down from an average of 120 per diary entry to an average 60. Its been months since I looked at this and it is still the same crap. I am shocked at the average 60.
The “blonde” hair looked beyond ridiculous and you really do need to fix that nose.
NEWSFLASH…You’re an asshole and everyone in Philly hates you!
Why are you moderating me?
Things didn’t go well
Were you a bed wetter as a child? I’d be willing to bet you were. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. About 2% of gen pop sleep with the little yellow man.
There are many ways to make a girls squirt, and all is needed are fingers and oral job. The best advice is to try with exploration in different things, different numbers of fingers, different parts of her pussy and ass. Most important is to be innovative and inventive.
Surely, some of the best fingering comes in conjunction with oral, but there is a little secret that gives to any women best orgasm of her life.
Here are step by step instructions how to make a girl squirt:
You can start by performing oral on her inner thighs, clitoris and labia especially, to start getting her relaxed and wet. You must continually suck and lick the clitoris throughout the duration of the whole oral act, because oral increases power, pleasure and increases chances of female ejaculating orgasm.
With the hand you write with, take two fingers closest to your thumb (pointer and middle finger) and make them wet with her pussy juice or with your mouth. The most important thing is to make sure your nails are trimmed and not sharp, because you could hurt her.
Slide those two fingers in, with the fingerprint part of the fingers facing up (nails down), slide them in firmly but slowly, as far as they will go without using too much pressure. If she is really tight you may need to start with one, and if there is a lot of wetness but resistance, you may need to tease and taste her pussy some more. Once you get those fingers in, tease her inner walls slowly with the pads of your fingers, and get her even more juicy. When you think that she is ready to have the orgasm of her life, you may begin:
Now you will maneuver your fingers to find her g-spot. Yes, it exists, and yes, every woman has one. Slide your fingers in about 2 inches, UP, and then BACK towards the front of the pussy (like you’re going up behind her clitty). Her g-spot is actually a patch of her inner walls which is on the FRONT INNER WALL of her pussy, above the hole itself. So, in, up, and back towards the entrance. You should feel, on that wall, a very rough patch of skin rougher than the rest of her smooth inner pussy. You’ve found it. Congratulations.
By making a beckoning motion with your two fingers (a come hither, bending fingers motion), you should be able to pull the fingerprint/pad part of the tips of your two fingers against that spot. Try it. Pull back against it with your two fingers and press a little. Tease it, stimulate it with your fingers. Make her feel good. She should be squirming and breathing very heavily by now.
As you start to rhythmically tap/press/pull your fingertips against the g-spot, she should start getting wetter. If you’re doing it right, and she’s comfortable with it, you’ll start to hear squelching, sponge-like sounds. The g-spot is like a sponge, it contains a lot of liquid, and feels rough. Keep pressing your fingers against it, over and over, rhythmically, with the same kind of rhythm as if you were sliding your cock in and out of her pussy.
As she starts to get wetter, and enjoy it more, start doing it harder. The more she thrashes from side to side, the harder you do it. Eventually, you can replace the tapping/poking of the g-spot with an outright speed-sliding of those two fingers in and out of her hole. Do it faster and faster, maintain the rhythm, but increase the force. Even when you’re slamming them straight in and out of her hole, try and maintain an upward, outward force with the fingertips, so you’re still pressing up against that g-spot even as you’re slamming her with your fingers with reckless abandon.
Through all of this, she should be squelching, squirming and OBVIOUSLY loving it. If she’s not, you should stop. If she says it hurts (especially if she says it more than once, you might want to stop or at LEAST slow down or not do it so hard. Make sure she’s always wet, not dry for any period of time.
Now here’s the crucial part. When she gets close to ejaculation, she will say that she needs to pee. SHE DOES NOT NEED TO PEE. It’s just a temporary sensation that will pass, but you have to make sure she knows about it beforehand, and you have to make sure she does not stop you, and you do not desist in your slamming. Hold her legs apart with the other hand, if you have to. You can even use your head or knees or whatever to hold her legs open, but make sure she stays relatively still (or she might get hurt on your fingers) and that you KEEP GOING. In fact, when she needs to pee, that’s when you should start doing it harder, cause orgasm is around the corner.
10-50 seconds after the pee sensation begins, she will start to cum. When she does, DON’T STOP. Just do it harder and harder and harder, pressuring the g-spot upwards all the while. Now she should start to ejaculate. She’ll scream, and her pussy will start shooting clear (transparent), odorless liquid all over the place. There could be a lot of it, it might soak you completely and soak the sheets and everything around her, so make sure you’re prepared.
I guarantee you, if she’s never had one before, the squirting orgasm will be the best orgasm of her life. In my experience, 97% of women are capable of having them, and in certain circumstances, I think it’s more like 99.9%. If you want her to ejaculate in great volumes, have her drink lots of water before you do it, and stay well hydrated. Once she’s finished squirting, SHE CAN SQUIRT AGAIN. Especially if you didn’t do it too hard, and still got her to cum, you can usually start all over, and between one and ten minutes later, she’ll be squirting again. Usually, you have to do it harder each time. My record is seven. The girl that squirted seven times in 45 minutes passed out for 6 hours afterward (it’s physically exhausting and dehydrating) so be careful if you try more than 2 at once.
Most girls pass out after a couple of them. This can make a girl fall in love and at the very least want to fuck your brains out, so use it wisely rather than to your advantage. Don’t take advantage of people using this. If you do it wrong, or if she’s on her period, she might bleed. That’s usually okay, but just make sure you don’t hurt her, and you stop if she’s screaming with pain, rather than pleasure.
You should always have a safe word with your partner, and you should always make sure she knows what you intend to do and that she’s fine with it. Enjoy this, and I hope it works out for you; I hope it works out for HER, even more so. If it does well, just wait and see. I’m jealous of women because of g-spot orgasms! There’s NO male equivalent it’s just absolute ecstasy, nothing less. Remember there are at least fifty ways to make a woman cum (actually lots more) and at least five different types of orgasms so don’t limit yourselves to this whether it works or not.
Yo Richard Greico! Good to see you again! Kind of let yourself go haven’t you? Oh well, at least it’s good to know you’re keeping yourself busy!
Please learn to pronounce the letter ‘s’