Being The Brand and the man that will be the biggest celebrity and award winning actor and author in the world can definitely have it’s perks like gorgeous vagina thrown at you from every angle, doing celebrity appearances on hit Cable TV Shows like Showtime’s “LA LA Land”, having “Mega Bizzers” calling you from KA every week hoping to work with or represent you, and having a Hit TV Show with IMG Media and NY Times Bestseller with Trident Media Group happening soon, but as one of The Entourage and Arthur Kade were talking this week, I said, “Man, I am so lonely. I haven’t met a nice girl that I wanted to date in forever, and the “”Smuts”" (This is a term one friend created which is a combination of “Slut” and “Mut” which describes girls with no self respect who sleep around who everyone hates or makes fun of, and are dumb as a doornail because they have no idea why or are in denial, whom he called, “The Lowest form of life imaginable”) that I have dealt with the last few months have made me lose my faith in humanity in this city”, and he responded “I feel the same way right now, and it’s put me in such a rut”.

We decided to have The Brand make a celeb appearance at The Black Eyed Peas (I had floor tix as usual where we stood under Fergie for much of the concert where I noticed she was staring at The Brand and thought she may bring me up for a “Celeb Shout Out” to the Wachovia Center, but it was so hot up front, and the performance so disappointing that I had to move to the back then bail early and skip partying with the band at the after party at Voyeur) concert to support my girl Fergie (She is a KA 7.44 with a “Frisbee Face” (A super round face that looks like a Wham-O Frisbee with a very toned little body although she needs implants and way less collagen and botox because she looks like a wax figure now, and she has got to be careful that my buddy Josh Duhamel doesn’t kick her to the curb), and see if we could meet some fresh, young girls who may want to kill it “Kade Style” later, but even the concert was disappointing because there was really nothing above a Philly 8 anywhere in sight. Even The Brand believes in some form of the concept of “Love”, and hopes to one day find it without the girl wanting him just as a “Piece of Meat” or “Eight Figure Per Movie” actor who they can use for fame or money, and I can’t ever share how hard it is to trust any girl being Arthur Kade and especially being the biggest name in Philly, every girl is counting all of your future earnings.

The next day, I was in NYC in meetings and conference calls all day (This week was insane because The Brand was in NYC 3 days in and out of meetings like a celeb of my caliber should be, and I am actually looking forward to a weekend in Philadelphia to dekadepress), and one of The Entourage suggested I stop by my old stomping ground of Neiman Marcus to see a fashion show and grab din, and after it as done, we grabbed din with 3 of the models and it was the first time I looked at a girl (She was a Philly 9.8 with a flawless body, beautiful face, extremely intelligent and humble, and the only thing that kept her from a 9.9 or 10 was that I wish was a bit more outgoing although she is one of those girls that is extremely engaging and likable once she feels comfortable and I texted a friend “I would actually take her to din” to which she responded, “I need to meet this girl who could change your Douchey ways” ((Arthur Kade is not Douchey because almost all girls want him and he has turns down more sex in a week than Gen Poppers get in a decade))) and thought, “I am blown away by someone in this town again”, and it made me feel vibrant again. I was saying today at din at Rouge to another one of The Entourage, “Meeting her was like a breath of fresh air that I haven’t had in Philly in months, and these “Recyclables” that we deal with who bang friends, neighbors, acquaintances, and are generally disgusting because they truly hate themselves inside make you forget how many young girls are out there that are true quality and diamonds just waiting to be carved”.

I truly understand why older men gravitate to younger girls because outside of them being more beautiful, in better shape, and less jaded than the 30+ crowd (Which in Philadelphia is equivalent to suicide if you’re not married), but they truly make you feel younger and more vibrant as an individual and are a “Fountain Of Youth” for older men. The Brand lives like a 21 year old, “Sinatra-esque” life (One Kade Nation Fan stopped The Brand and said at Denim, “You live like you’re right out of college, but you have the brains and experience that everyone wishes they already had”, and I responded, “I am the youngest and most happening guy in this room, and it is because I surround myself with only gorgeous 21-25 year old girls”), and is “The Face Of Philadelphia”, but finding a quality 9 or up who you can see yourself wanting for more than a few months is tough for me, and being a celeb/actor/author getting more famous by the day makes you question what they want, but the real question for me is now will I want to ever grow old with a 9/10, or will Arthur Kade always be looking to drink from the “Fountain Of Kade”?

“It Isn’t cheating if it’s getting “”Kaded” by The Brand. It’s discovering Nirvana”…Arthur Kade…03/05/10